Cristina Yang, Please Return Our Calls: An Improvised Grey's Anatomy Podcast

This week Anna Bezahler and Stephanie Burchinow discuss Soffe shorts, the dynamics of middle school girls, and their social pet peeves. Oh and they mention a bit about Grey’s Anatomy. 

Well well well it’s what you’ve all been waiting for… A LIVE WATCH ALONG with Stephanie Burchinow and Anna Bezahler! They watch the episode while making their whip smart comments, giving you the inside scoop, and absolutely rail on Izzy’s bangs! It’s a good one! You can follow along with the episode (Season 2 Episode 14) on Netflix or whoever you get your Grey’s Anatomy.

This week Comedians Anna Bezahler and Stephanie Burchinow discuss how bad they feel for Issie and her unrequited love, Anna's appearance in the episode (check Instagram for god damn proof)! And of course they discuss in DETAIL different tennis positions, what they mean, how they feel about them, and other excruciating details I’m sure the people are dying for. Oh also, Stephanie is writing a book, and Anna will do the PR, so stay tuned folks this is going to be a best-seller! 

In this week’s episode Stephanie Burchinow and Anna Bezahler chat about Meredith’s bizarre pronunciation of the word vagina, they practice being patients for Alex’s big test, and they discuss the serious injuries caused by icicles and leaf piles. Oh and they come up with some probably regrettable Venn diagrams.

This week "Doctors" Stephanie Burchinow and Anna Bezahler discuss how much eye contact is appropriate during a date, the impossible challenge of eating a WHOLE watermelon (BOTH HALVES) before it goes bad, their day with the quints (including an unfortunate misunderstanding of the word Quint).  This is a good one y'all! 

“Doctors” Anna Bezahler and Stephanie Burchinow just watched season 2 episode 10 of Grey’s Anatomy and dive straight into the HOT GOSS. This week they talk about Bailey’s inapprioate game night behavior, they dissect Burke’s dating history, and they had the honor and pleasure of talking to TWO of Meredith’s recent lovers! This is a juicy one!!

It’s Thanksgiving at Seattle Grace and to honor the holidays we took the week off of surgeries to get PERSONAL. We get into Anna’s pet death toll and Stephanie’s middle school online habits. We also chat about summer camp experiences and why assisted living facilities are so bad. Plus you get to hear us sing a little, enjoy!

"Doctors" Anna Bezahler and Stephanie Burchinow just watched season 2 episode 8 of Grey’s Anatomy, and spoiler THEY’RE NOT IN IT. However, they’re still here to give you the *tea*. This week we cover Izzie’s very offensive opinions, Stephanie working on Meredith’s giant zit and Anna’s incredible ability to talk at the same time as someone else - it could even get her in the next episode!

“Doctors” Anna Bezahler and Stephanie Burchinow discuss season 2 episode 7 of Grey’s Anatomy! This week enjoy learning about ass culture at Seattle Grace, gossip etiquette, AND an incredibly terrifying interview with some of the nurses from the hospital.

On this week's episode Anna Bezahler and Stephanie Burchinow get INTO it. We talk about Stephanie's golfing outing with Addison, we discuss our shared patients this week (they are twins with two different size feet!), we create a pregnancy pact and decide whose sperm at the hospital we would want! It's some gooooood stuff ya'll. 

This week Anna Bezahler and Stephanie Burchinow dive into the world of cuckolding, discuss Stephanie’s latest claymation venture, and reveal the real inspiration behind Meredith’s infamous pick me choose me love me  (hint she didn't make it up herself)! 

In this week's episode we discuss how Stephanie Burchinow would RUIN an ex who cheats on her, Anna Bezahler's desire to see Meredith and Addison date, why we think we should do more physical comedy at the hospital and how little work Anna did, yet again. 

Stephanie Burchinow and Anna Bezahler just watched Season 2 Episode 3 of Grey’s Anatomy and WOWZA it was a good one. Chief Weber wears a lot of hats, Meredith gets her shit rocked by Bailey, Karev has started reading the Babysitter’s Club, Anna has found yet another way to avoid work, and Stephanie deals with 10,000 paper cuts! A LOT is happening!

This episode is such a treat! We just watched Season 2 episode 2 of Grey’s Anatomy. This week two Judy Doll experts joined us and taught us about the crazy world of Judy Dolls. We talk about Karev and Stephanie’s secret meet ups, Anna’s disturbing cleaning habits, and Izzie’s annoying baking habits (what's new). 

We’re baaaaaaaack! Season 2 baby! In this delightful little episode, Dr. Anna and Dr. Stephanie talk about episode 1 of season 2 of Grey’s Anatomy. We’re still cut from every scene BUT we still have all the Seattle Grace HOT GOSS. This week we chat about what kind of mother Cristina Yang would be, Dr. Bailey and Anna’s very tender moment in the stairwell, how George is a bit of a stairwell creep, and how Addison Shepard is maybe a bully sometimes (it's up for debate). 

Wow, it’s the SEASON FINALE of Grey’s season 1, and BOY we loved it! This week we chat about Stephanie’s ability to sniff out grooming, Anna’s "ring stuck up a nose" case, which intern would be the most fun to do drugs with (spoiler it’s NOT George), and Anna’s new CRUSH!

This is a very special episode- we recorded it in two separate rooms in Meredith's house after watching episode 8 of Grey's Anatomy! This week Anna tries to use a patient to help find her Mom, Stephanie shares a patient with Dr. Burke and meets his true personality, we discuss psychics, Stephanie reads auras, and Anna decides if she really wants to be a doctor.

This week we watched episode 7 of Grey's Anatomy! Learn about how to properly smoke a cigar, Anna's ability to zoom with her eyeballs, Stephanie's wild experience at Joe's during the American Idol Finale, and our plans to MANIFEST our own destinies. 

We just watched episode 6 of GREYS! Hear about how the Hospital social dynamics have changed since they started filming, Stephanie has a WILD case involving Coke, Pepsi, and heads exploding, and learn about Anna's traumatizing camp experience! 

This week we go over episode 5 of Grey's Anatomy and it is a good one! We go to a party at Mer's house and Stephanie SAVES the night, we have an EXCITING announcement about our living situations and Derek might be a cult leader in the making?! 

This week we discuss Grey’s Anatomy episodes 3 & 4 and get into George O’Malleys poor social skills and do some research on what exactly qualifies as missionary sex, and when exactly is the right time of day to eat froyo. (Starring Anna Bezahler and Stephanie Burchinow).

We just watched the pilot of  "Grey's Anatomy" and this week we were.... NOT IN IT!! BUT don't worry, we're still here to give you all the juicy behind the scenes of what goes on at Seattle Grace! We'll dish about Alex Karev's WIG (whaaaaat), Izzy's secret mean side (or should I say evil), and the multi-level interview process we underwent in hopes of being Meredith's roommate.  Where were YOU when the Challenger exploded? Stephanie's answer will blow your mind!