Critically Ashamed
By Critically Ashamed
Critically AshamedDec 11, 2023
Best. Christmas. Ever.
On this week's episode we review Best. Christmas. Ever, we talk about Ned Declassified, discuss our favorite Christmas movies & desserts, & learn life lessons from some old people & a homeless with a pickle in his pocket.
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Leo
On this week's episode we review Leo, open the show with a new theme song, Chris pitches a drone based sitcom, & we step up our AI movie segment with some spot on impressions.
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
On this week's episode we review Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, voice that we don't support the ongoing controversies, James admits something crazy, & we introduce a new AI powered segment.
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop
On this week's episode we review Paul Blart: Mall Cop, think about buying Segways, James pretends like his computer freezes to ditch us, & Mike steps up to give us the word of the week.
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The Ridiculous 6
On this week's episode we review The Ridiculous 6, we find out that Abe Lincoln could've been a cowboy, we debate if this movie ended Taylor Lautner's career, and talk about how they made new crash test dummies that are dummy thick to more accurately test accidents for Kimmy-K-esque Instagram girls #gyatt!
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Slotherhouse
On this week's episode we review Slotherhouse, learn about Uncle Stew's odd tip situation, James teaches us about the difference between crocodiles and alligators, and we discuss the best candy.
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Us
On this week's episode we review Us, get some new sponsors, learn what a "wallflower" is, and James eaches us what to do in case of a bear attack.
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Knock at the Cabin
On this week's episode we review Knock at the Cabin, Mike disappears mid sode, we learn what "rizz" is, and find out Mike likes to dance in the rain.
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Inside
On this week's episode we review Inside, question Willem Dafoe's grip strength, discuss which one hit wonder is the worst, & James gives you a tip to keep that butt clean.
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Cocaine Bear
On this week's episode we review Cocaine Bear, Chris rants about Hasbulla, Kirsten Dunst's butt comes up again, & Mike gets to the bottom of the true story behind the movie.
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Mother
On this week's episode we review Mother, James comes up with a booty scale, & Mike advises people to get some of that sweet sweet government cheese.
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The Man From Toronto
On this week's episode we review The Man From Toronto and make a big announcement...
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You Get Me
On this week's episode we review You Get Me, James shaved, Mike got married, & we find out that James & Bella Thorne have the same exact birthday (almost)!
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The Rental (unft. Mike)
On this week's sode we review The Rental, James talk about when he cheated, we create/learn the word "schloom", and James gives the most important advice of all time.
365 Days: This Day (ft. Megan)
Hey, hey, hey (read in Fat Albert's voice) in this episode we recruit our dear friend (and expert in the field of erotic fiction) Megan and review the newest installment in Netflix' spiciest calendar based movie series, 365 Days: This Day, James invents a new method of foreplay called "ants on a lady", we discuss Massimo's golf skills, and learn what "yassify" means, and Megan asks the guys one of life's great questions...
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The Bubble
Guess who's back, back again, Critically Ashamed is back, tell a friend! That's right, after an extended break due to James' unfortunate botched surgery (hear more about it at the beginning of the sode), we are back with a special episode. Buckle up because in this episode we review The Bubble, catch up on some current events, and learn what "sour butt" means.
Don't Look Up (unft. Mike)
On this week's episode we review Don't Look Up, Mike ditches us, we rant about the Witcher, learn about Cosmo magazine's hottest new foreplay technique, "breadcrumbing", and try to revive Martin Lawrence's career with "Black to the Future".
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Harry Potter
On this week's episode we take a break from reviewing bad movies to review the Harry Potter series, we learn about "woke fishing", and Mike teaches you how to gamble.
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Till Death
On this week's episode we review Till Death, we learn about "zombieing", and James and Mike give you immune system advice.
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Red Notice (ft. Jackie)
This week's episode is extra special because it is the first episode where we all were in the same room! On this week's episode we review Red Notice, we learn about "soaking", and ask the important question if there is a Guy Gadot.
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Love Hard
On this week's episode we review Love Hard, we tease our new WAP parody "HAP", James teaches us what "perogi" means, and pitch a crossover movie called "Alice in Underpants".
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Snakes on a Plane
On this week's episode we review Snakes on a Plane, Chris confuses it with Soul Plane, James teaches us what "fam jam" means, and we pitch some other snake based movies.
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Night Teeth
On this week's episode we review Night Teeth, James teaches us what "wttp" means, and we complain about peacocks.
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There’s Someone Inside Your House
On this week's episode we review There's Someone Inside Your house, James mentions the word "mittens", and Mike pitches a movie based upon his multiple circumcisions.
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The Guilty (ft. Megan)
On this week's episode, Megan joins us as we review The Guilty, experience Mike's latest impressions, try to cast Megan as the lead in our soon to be on Netflix film, "The Stall", and learn an alternative meaning for "Duff".
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Beckett
On this week's episode we review Beckett, talk about a hot new app, and now Mike is no where to be found.
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Prey
On this week's episode we review Prey, learn what "man standing" means, and James is no where to be found.
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Kate
On this week's episode we review Kate, learn what "jit" means, and Chris pitches "Stoned Straight", Scared Straight for stoners.
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He's All That
On this week's episode we review He's All That, James ditches us, and Chris tries to fill James' shoes.
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Sweet Girl
On this week's episode we review Sweet Girl, Mike flexes his Spanish skills, and we find out what "lipstick" means.
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The Swarm
On this weeks episode we review The Swarm, discuss the most effective way to take Dramamine, pitch a movie called "The Drip", and we find out what "bussin" means.
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The Vault
On this weeks episode we review The Vault, pitch a new line of hotels called Bates Hotel, discover that James & James Franco share more than just a name, and we find out what "choogie" means.
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A Classic Horror Movie
On this weeks episode we review A Classic Horror Movie, James contemplates a career switch to the fluffing industry, we find out what "al desko" means, and pitch "Stay Hard: The Story of The Fluffing Industry".
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Blood Red Sky
On this weeks episode we review Blood Red Sky, Mike shares a sweet ass travel hack, find out what "pog" means, and pitch "The Puss".
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Gunpowder Milkshake
On this weeks episode we review Gunpowder Milkshake, discuss the difference between a shake, milkshake, and frappe, find out what "Selling" means, and pitch "The Stall".
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Fear Street 1666
On this weeks episode we review Fear Street 1666, find out what "Rearpear" means, and James gets weird with Pedialyte.
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Fear Street 1994 & Fear Street 1978
On this weeks episode we review Fear Street 1994 and Fear Street 1978, find out what "Coozhound" means, and pitch an alternative Black Widow movie.
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Good on Paper (ft. Sami)
On this weeks episode, Sami joins us as we review Good on Paper, talk way too much about fish, pitch the movie "Fast & Furries", and discuss what it means to be "OD".
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60th Episode Tony Extravadanza!
On this week's episode we review our favorite and least favorite movies that we have covered on the podcast so far. Although our lists weren't exactly the same, we have three movies that proved themselves to be unanimously horrible.
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A Haunted House 2
On this weeks episode we review A Haunted House 2, blacky whiteys, our movie pitch for "Spaghetti Joe", and discuss some hip lingo.
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Awake(Ft. Meghan, Minus Chris)
On this weeks episode we review Awake, roast Chris, pray for James booty, and discuss some hip, British, lingo.
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Rim of the World
This week we review Rim of the World, continue to honor American Cheese, learn the meaning of the phrase "take the piss", and share our hard tips of the week! Follow us on Instagram and send your feedback, comments, & suggestions!
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Things Heard and Seen (and Army of the Dead) (ft. Megan)
Woman in the Window (ft. Megan)
This week, Megan joins us as we review Woman in the Window, talk about haircuts gone bad, Chris tells more food related "bedacles" and we learn the meaning of the phrase "clipped"!
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Rattlesnake
This week we review Rattlesnake, talk about what cheese is best, Chris tells a few Florida culinary horror stories and of course speculate on the meaning of some lingo!
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The Mitchells vs The Machines
This week there was some confusion about the movie we were reviewing so we did two additional mini reviews, talk about Law & Order, ask the question on everyone's mind -- Tommy hid his screwdriver, pitch some movie ideas and of course speculate on the meaning of some lingo!
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Savages
This week we review Savages, discuss what pics we would trade for a loan, who would take part in a Nicki Menage, and of course speculate on the meaning of some lingo!
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F**k It List
Thunder Force (Feat. Meghan and unfeat. Chris)
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Girl on the Third Floor (ft. Megan) (Un-ft. Mike)
This week Megan joins us (& Mike ditches us) to review Girl on the Third Floor, Chris talks about buying a microphone, and of course speculate on the meaning of some funky lingo.
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