Cross Words
By Claire, Bob & Nick
Cross WordsJan 01, 2020
Bring on the Bees
Where the team race to solve their puzzle by midnight, Nick decides he needs better friends (never gonna happen) and we toast in the roaring twenties!
God Bless us every one
In which the team try to cram in as much festiveness as possible, Nick hangs his mistletoe in a rather dubious place, and Gareth can't wait to play you his Christmas song.
I don't know what the budgies are saying but they're saying something
In which the Team goad the Shuker, Nick tries to rewrite history, and everyone discovers that Scotland has cars!
How You Liking This Shuker?
Bob is drowning not waving, Claire gets stressed by success, and Nick is delighted by Bob's chocolate Grandmother. They all fail to Spot the dog, and George is there too!
Stop this duo of bitch-slapping
Back to form here is the next Episode of Cross Words where the Team discuss Egyptian hair removal and the Great Emu War, and Claire's clevernance is shown off at last.
Beef Shop
In this episode the Team make a comeback (with a little Google-shaming). We all agree that George knows nothing, and Alan has clearly been travelling again...
More pith
In a babble-heavy episode, the team discuss insults, more New Zealand birds and whether shouting and going nowhere really counts as exercise.
Butter me no parsnips
The team talk pets and death before premonitions abound, and they once more beat the Googleshame!
Are you not entertained?
The team opens Pandora's box, Claire takes the moral high ground in spite of her crap feet, and Nick looks at Bob 'like that'.
My father was made of paraffin
The team struggle to precede, and are convinced that Alan has ABBA on shuffle.
Barrington Pheloung
The team tackle traditional subjects - geography, cars and football. But best of all, for the first time they feel no Googleshame!!
Don't talk to me about raspberries
Welcome to 2019 - New Year, new Cross Words, new format. Only joking, just a new friend, Warren Friend.