Crotchety Crones Podcast

Want to counter a working against you in a really gross way? A witch bottle may be just the thing. Get all the details right here but some words of advice: cover your hearth if you make one and please avoid polluting communal drinking water.

Reminder: Submit your witchy faves for our upcoming holiday gift guide by sending us an email, a message through our website, or via Instagram.

G and E are burned tf out. Can you all relate? The crones tackle the topic of burnout and how it relates to their practice. Join in for some bibliodivination and honest talk about something that affects everyone.

Call to action! We're collecting low-energy witchy tips for any witches out there with little time or drive. We'd like to compile these tips and post them on social media as a resource for everyone. Send any and all along and we'll post them!

Mentioned in this episode: Ancestral Medicine: Rituals for Personal and Family Healing by Daniel Foor, PhD

Ever walk into a crystal store and wonder, why tf is that crystal shaped like a heart? What does it mean if the crystal is pointy? Does getting a crystal that's the shape of a pyramid REALLY matter? Are crystal skulls just badass home decor, or do they have a specific purpose? G & E dive into crystal shapes and how to wield their power...for good, of course.

It's not news to anyone that G & E love animals, but are the beloved pets in their homes also familiars? The Crones discuss what (or whom) can be considered a familiar spirit based on conventional wisdom, historical documentation, and intuition. They explore the idea of the familiar spirit across cultures and their affiliation, if any, with elementals. G & E also introduce Phil, the newest member of Eliza's household. The conversation devolves into skepticism of the fae and inter-spiritual diplomacy.

Jump into the "as woo as you can get" with G & E as they take you on an adventure across the universe! Learn more about the beings that live in different dimensions - including...."aliens" (that's in quotes on purpose).

G & E make your mystical, magical holiday shopping SO MUCH EASIER with suggestions for the amazing people on your gift lists this year (including yourself, we hope!) - covering the both the east AND west coasts! Happy gifting!

Did you know archangels match up to the 4 directions? BONUS: Channeled message from Azrael...because he's pushy (we say with love).

Join G & E for a Samhain Special with special guest Henry the Dog, and featuring food, drink, rituals, and more for the witch's new year!

G & E talk about the cool sh*t that shows up in chakras, the aura, and energy field! BONUS: Guided chakra meditation.

Join G & E for a chat about confluences across paganism and Christianity, religious upbringing, and influences on current practices. The main takeaway - don't be a d*ck.

Join G & E for their first ever podcast. It might be crap....but we'll keep trying.

Note: the audio is extra crap because...well...we've never done this before.