Dad and Buried

Dad and Buried

By Dadandburied
Dad and Buried is a podcast about parenting from a couple of guys who hate parenting. Don't get them wrong, they love their kids - to different degrees, depending on the day (and the kid) - but being a parent is tough, time-consuming, stressful, thankless, expensive, exhausting, largely unrewarding, really loud, often quite boring - did I say expensive yet?,or thankless? - emotionally draining work. Join Mike and Pete as they mock children, bash parenting, and talk about the stuff that most parents don't usually talk about. At least not out loud.

Support: www.patreon.com/Dadandburied
Are Pet Moms the Same as Human Moms? Also, What's Wrong with Everyone?
Pete knew nothing about the Pet Mom controversy that Mike started when he trolled his followers on his IG account. Mike said that  Pet Moms are not the same as Human Moms. Now, fully educated in the matter, Peter WISHES he never heard of the Pet Mom controversy. It's a classic lose-lose situation for everyone. You're welcome.  -------------------------- Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  We need your support to keep this up. We love making this stuff for you guys and we're putting this out there so see if we can make the switch so that this can be more than a hobby 🙏 (that our families hate).  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support Love,  Mike and Pete You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitcher: https://bit.ly/2HYvzI7 Anchor: https://bit.ly/2JK4FGC Overcast: https://bit.ly/2I2ik9B Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy85MGY5MWM0L3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburied/ https://www.facebook.com/DadandBuried/ https://twitter.com/DadandBuried http://dadandburied.com/ #petmoms, #mothersday, #parenting,#dads, #moms, #kids, #parentingadvice
38:26
May 16, 2019
Best Mother's Day Gift Idea: A Day with No Kids
Mom's only want one thing this Mother's Day, and it's disgusting - a day without any kids. Through extensive research scientists have discovered that a little bit of effort goes a long way. So don't forget the flowers, the card and the breakfast in bed, but once that's over get those little ingrates (self included) OUT OF THE HOUSE! so the mother of your kids can finally get what she's always wanted; some piece and quiet.  --------------- Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  We need your support to keep this up. We love making this stuff for you guys and we're putting this out there so see if we can make the switch so that this can be more than a hobby 🙏 (that our families hate).  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support Love,  Mike and Pete You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitcher: https://bit.ly/2HYvzI7 Anchor: https://bit.ly/2JK4FGC Overcast: https://bit.ly/2I2ik9B Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy85MGY5MWM0L3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburied/ https://www.facebook.com/DadandBuried/ https://twitter.com/DadandBuried http://dadandburied.com/ #mothersday, #parenting, #mothersdaygiftideas, #dads, #moms, #kids, #parentingadvice
35:23
May 9, 2019
Traveling with Kids FUN TIMES!!!
In order to go on vacation with kids you need to travel with kids. It's a vicious cycle that needs to solved! In this episode Pete's most recent travel experience with his kids has led him to try and push legislation through allowing parents to freely administer corporal punishment to they're non-listening, irritating children. Mike recounts the special moment in his latest trip where he and his wife got to spend some quality time sleeping in separate beds.  ------------ Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  We need your support to keep this up. We love making this stuff for you guys and we're putting this out there so see if we can make the switch so that this can be more than a hobby 🙏 (that our families hate).  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support Love,  Mike and Pete You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitcher: https://bit.ly/2HYvzI7 Anchor: https://bit.ly/2JK4FGC Overcast: https://bit.ly/2I2ik9B Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy85MGY5MWM0L3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburied/ https://www.facebook.com/DadandBuried/ https://twitter.com/DadandBuried http://dadandburied.com/ #parenting, #dads, #moms, #kids, #parentingadvice
52:10
May 2, 2019
Working Parents vs Stay At Home Who Has it Better? Ha, No one!
Who has it easier working parents or the stay at home ones? What a wonderful question. These are the wonderful kind of riddles or games we play as parents. They're great because there are no winners just losers. Losers who are now in a huge fight. In this episode Mike and Pete aren't afraid to fight with each other, even though they're both on the same side (such a wonderful game). They take on the pros and cons of being a working parent vs being a stay at home one and we hear from the Dad and Buried parents to have a lot to say on the matter. ------------ Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  We need your support to keep this up. We love making this stuff for you guys and we're putting this out there so see if we can make the switch so that this can be more than a hobby 🙏 (that our families hate).  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support Love,  Mike and Pete You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitcher: https://bit.ly/2HYvzI7 Anchor: https://bit.ly/2JK4FGC Overcast: https://bit.ly/2I2ik9B Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy85MGY5MWM0L3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburied/ https://www.facebook.com/DadandBuried/ https://twitter.com/DadandBuried http://dadandburied.com/
31:15
April 25, 2019
How Much Do Kids Cost? All 👏The 👏Money👏
Kids cost money. PERIOD. Just how much money do kids cost? We'll tell you. Or will we? We don't know, we're not very good at this.  All we know is that If you like spending money then KIDS are the answer! Diapers, food, clothes, school, daycare, sitters, we go through it all.  ------------ Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  We need your support to keep this up. We love making this stuff for you guys and we're putting this out there so see if we can make the switch so that this can be more than a hobby 🙏 (that our families hate).  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support Love,  Mike and Pete You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitcher: https://bit.ly/2HYvzI7 Anchor: https://bit.ly/2JK4FGC Overcast: https://bit.ly/2I2ik9B Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy85MGY5MWM0L3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburied/ https://www.facebook.com/DadandBuried/ https://twitter.com/DadandBuried http://dadandburied.com/
47:29
April 18, 2019
Suburbs vs the City: Where's the Best Place to Raise Kids?...It's the City
If you're trying to figure out if you should raise your kids in the city or in the suburbs, then we have the definitive guide. To be clear, it's at home on our bookshelf. None of that useful information is in this episode. What IS in this episode is a look into what it's like raising kids in the city by two amateur dads. Both have different perspectives. Pete was raised in the city where his love of multiculturalism firs took root. And Mike grew up in the suburbs, where his addiction to playing the clarinet found him spiraling to the bottom of the social ladder. From walking to school, to riding bikes with neighborhood kids to the best spot to easily score some meth. We cover it all. ------------ Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  We need your support to keep this up. We love making this stuff for you guys and we're putting this out there so see if we can make the switch so that this can be more than a hobby 🙏 (that our families hate).  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support Love,  Mike and Pete
34:23
April 11, 2019
Are Sports Really Good for Kids? Who Cares, They're Bad for Parents
Once your kids reach a certain age the weekend = SPORTS! Do kids like playing sports? Maybe. Who knows? We're too busy shuttling them from game to game, practice to practice. It takes up time during the week. It takes up time during the weekend. 7:30a start time anyone? ...Anyone? Right, no one! Some kids LOVE it, while other HATE it. Same goes for parents. It's a veritable Punnett square (I had to look it up) of love and hate. Turns out that love or hate happens to be hereditary, cause we pass it on. Listen as Mike thinks basketball will become the next big thing. I know, it's ridiculous. You can support us here: https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried and here: https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support Check us out and subscribe on the YouTubes: https://bit.ly/2I9ibkq https://youtu.be/6TomRUTn4Dw
40:09
April 4, 2019
Go the F**k to Sleep - Bedtime: The ordeal of getting your kids to bed
We've read the book. We've seen the movie. Worst of all we live it everyday. How do we get these kids to go the f**k to sleep after a long day. One thing we know for sure because science has proven it, is the MORE you want/need your kids to go to bed the MORE they will resist. Join us as we lay waste to these no sleeping, always-up-and-cranky mofos. ------------ Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  We need your support to keep this up. We love making this stuff for you guys and we're putting this out there so see if we can make the switch so that this can be more than a hobby 🙏 (that our families hate).  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support Love,  Mike and Pete You can listen here:  iTunes: https://apple.co/2UZeMbH Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2U1888t Stitcher: https://bit.ly/2HYvzI7 Anchor: https://bit.ly/2JK4FGC Overcast: https://bit.ly/2I2ik9B Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy85MGY5MWM0L3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburied/ https://www.facebook.com/DadandBuried/ https://twitter.com/DadandBuried http://dadandburied.com/
48:59
March 28, 2019
Is Drinking Really Necessary for Parents? Yes, Obviously
As parents all we need is something to take the edge off. Our kids aren't going to give us a break so we need to create breaks. One way and pretty much the only way to do that is with sweet, sweet alcohol. On this episode Mike drinks and nothing weird happens. Nothing.  ------------ Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  Please support us on Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried Or on Anchor: https://anchor.fm/dadandburied/support Subscribe to our YouTube channel, crush that like button, and comment - we want to know!!! Love,  Mike and Pete Listen here:  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dad-and-buried/id1452593814?mt=2&uo=4 https://anchor.fm/dadandburied https://open.spotify.com/show/0CSrUveOqf2QM7fgrdIkVy https://overcast.fm/itunes1452593814/dad-and-buried https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/anchor-podcasts/dad-and-buried https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy85MGY5MWM0L3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburied/ https://www.facebook.com/DadandBuried/ https://twitter.com/DadandBuried http://dadandburied.com/
41:10
March 21, 2019
Swearing Around Your Kids and Other Bad Habits
Swearing. C'umon, we've all done it. Ok well maybe not ALL parents but at least the sane ones, the normal ones. Those who don't are on a different path. Remains to be seen whether it's a better one. This is one of many bad habits that shape and mold these youths of tomorrow. So remember, don't f**k it up!
34:02
March 14, 2019
The Horror of Taking Kids to Restaurants
What are we thinking taking these kids to restaurants? It’s like yelling at home, but in front of people  through your teeth. From packing a bag full of toys to making sure you have a plethora of screens we cover all the angles. When in doubt what to bring just think WWBWWD? (it's Buffalo Wild Wings, ok)  ------------  Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  Please support us on Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried Subscribe to our YouTube channel, crush that like button, and comment - we want to know!!!  Love,  Mike and Pete Listen here:   https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dad-and-buried/id1452593814?mt=2&uo=4 https://anchor.fm/dadandburied https://open.spotify.com/show/0CSrUveOqf2QM7fgrdIkVy https://overcast.fm/itunes1452593814/dad-and-buried https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/anchor-podcasts/dad-and-buried https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy85MGY5MWM0L3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburied/ https://www.facebook.com/DadandBuried/ https://twitter.com/DadandBuried http://dadandburied.com/
39:37
March 7, 2019
Screen Time for Kids: We All Scream for Screen Time
Screen time, the cause of and solution to all of parents problems. Mahatma Gandhi said that - TRUE FACT! Okay, so how much screen time is good for kids and more importantly how much screen time is good of us Moms and Dads? Spoiler, it's a lot. Welcome to the new crack epidemic of 2019 or 'the teens' (yep, that's a saying). Also, wtf is MoMo? We touch on all of it.
36:39
February 28, 2019
Sick Kids Edition: Stomach bugs to colds we cover it all in gross detail
You know that thick trail of thick green mucus that constantly hangs from your kids nose for three weeks? Yeah, of course you do. It haunts your dreams and makes you furious every time you see them. Good luck trying to get them to blow their nose. Ohhh and that's just the beginning. Kids get sick and our parenting lives go from suck to blow. We get into it all, I mean ALL. Good luck watching this an not getting filled with rage mainly at Mike's dumb pop culture references and Pete's `sick bowl.`
41:01
February 22, 2019
Valentine's Day is the "IBS" of holidays for parents
Valentine's Day is the IBS of holidays. FACT. Why? It's irritating, it's a syndrome and the dislike comes from deep within our bowels. There's many reasons to hate Valentine's Day and we list them all. We uncover the fact that Valentine's Day is just a ploy by BIG CHOCOLATE! Also, Pete tells a story. It's a great story. He's really good at telling stories. He should have his own show.  ------------ Moms and Dads WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  Please support us on Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried Subscribe to our YouTube channel, crush that like button, and comment - we want to know!!! Love,  Mike and Pete
36:30
February 22, 2019
Co-Sleeping With Your Kid, Should You Do It? Nope!
Okay, real talk? Sleep is the currency of us parents. Why would you trade a good night's sleep for the sake of your kid. It just doesn't make sense! Look, we get it. It may seem like a good idea at the time and your kids may even pressure you into it. But never forget: your kids aren't your friends. Don't fall for it! ------------ Calling the Mom and Dad Army WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  Please support us on Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried Love,  Mike and Pete For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburied/ https://www.facebook.com/DadandBuried/ https://twitter.com/DadandBuried http://dadandburied.com/
31:49
February 13, 2019
Don't Bring Kids to a Super Bowl Party, That's Crazy
The Super Bowl is like, well, the Super Bowl for dads. Food, drinking, and, god willing, a great game. Unfortunately, we have kids. "Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad? Dad?? Dad!? Dad!!! Dad, I want to watch Paw Patrol." FML! ------------ Fellow Moms and Dads WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  Please support us on Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried Love,  Mike and Pete For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburied/ https://www.facebook.com/DadandBuried/ https://twitter.com/DadandBuried http://dadandburied.com/
31:34
February 13, 2019
The Worst Advice for Dads
If you're a dad then you've been the recipient of unsolicited parenting advice. It sucks. We expose the truth about how bad it sucks and destroy some half-shirt kids along the way.  WE NEED YOU! Please support us on Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburied/ https://www.facebook.com/DadandBuried/ https://twitter.com/DadandBuried http://dadandburied.com/
36:15
February 10, 2019
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