Dad Jokes Daily
By Sammy Davies
A daily source of the most cringe worthy comedy.
Check back each day for another dad joke to share with your family, colleagues, neighbours, team mates (or just to enjoy yourself ... we all have a guilty pleasure!)
Check back each day for another dad joke to share with your family, colleagues, neighbours, team mates (or just to enjoy yourself ... we all have a guilty pleasure!)
Dad Jokes DailyJul 12, 2018
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Someone’s Stolen My Toilet!?
Someone’s stolen my toilet !? 😫😫😫
Oct 18, 201900:14
What’s Got More Letters Than the Alphabet?
What’s got more letters than the alphabet? 🤔🤔🤔
Oct 17, 201900:15
I’m Only Friendly With 25 Letters ...
Im only friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet ...
Oct 16, 201900:17
What’s The Saddest Fruit?
What’s the saddest fruit? 🤔🤔🤔
Oct 15, 201900:14
Why is No one Friends With Yogi?
Why is no one friends with Yogi? 🤔🤔🤔
Oct 14, 201900:16
Which Vegetable Hates War the Most?
Which vegetable hates war the most? 🤔🤔🤔
Oct 13, 201900:16
The Teacher Who Drew On The Window
Did you hear about the teacher who drew on the window?
Oct 12, 201900:19
What food do monkeys eat?
What food do monkeys eat?
Oct 03, 201900:18
Shout Out
Shout out to all those people asking ...
Aug 30, 201900:13
Holding The Door Open
Something pretty lovely happened today ...
Aug 29, 201900:20
Nations Capitol
Which Nations capitol is the worlds fastest growing?
Aug 28, 201900:20
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
Aug 27, 201900:16
Hit in the head with a soda can
Did you hear about the guy who was hit in the head with a soda can?
Aug 26, 201900:17
Nobel Prize
Did you hear about the scientist who REALLY wanted the Nobel prize ...
Aug 23, 201900:18
A Year as a Vegetarian
I just spent a year as a vegetarian...
Aug 19, 201900:15
Dogs Chasing People On Bikes
The Police called to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes ...
Aug 16, 201900:19
Fire Pit
Ever since I’ve been sleeping in the fire pit ...
Aug 15, 201900:14
Sign Language
I know sign language
Aug 14, 201900:14
The Bad Sport
The Bad Sport Baseball Player
Aug 13, 201900:22
Apple’s Self-Driving Car
Apple’s Self-Driving Car
Aug 12, 201900:16
A Good Egg Roll
How do you make a good egg roll?
Aug 09, 201900:14
Three Conspiracy Theorists
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar ...
Aug 08, 201900:16
What’s the quickest way to make AntiFreeze?
What’s the quickest way to make AntiFreeze?
Jul 26, 201900:13
Someone Stole My Lamps
Someone Stole My Lamps
Jul 25, 201900:14
Why Didn’t the Cat Go to the Vet?
Why Didn’t the Cat Go to the Vet?
Jul 24, 201900:16
A Car out of Spaghetti?
A car out of spaghetti?
Jul 23, 201900:21
Do French Men Play Video Games?
Do French men play video games?
Jul 22, 201900:16
What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
Jul 19, 201900:14
What do you call an Alligator with a vest?
What do you call an Alligator with a vest?
Jul 18, 201900:14
What do you call a dead parrot?
What do you call a dead parrot?
Jul 17, 201900:13
What do you call a nose without a body?
What do you call a nose without a body?
Jul 16, 201900:14
What do you call a communist sniper?
What do you call a communist sniper?
Jul 15, 201900:14
I’m Colour Blind?!?
I’m Colour Blind?!?
Jul 12, 201900:18
Hippo or Zippo?
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo
Jul 11, 201900:17
Drinking Brake Fluid
My mates are worried I’m drinking too much brake fluid ...
Jul 10, 201900:16
Picture in Jail
Picture in Jail
Jul 09, 201900:17
My Ex-Wife Misses Me
My Ex-Wife Misses Me
Jul 08, 201900:13
My Wife Needs More Space
My Wife Needs More Space
Jul 05, 201900:14
Twenty Happy Years
Twenty Happy Years
Jul 04, 201900:19
Past, Present & Future
Past, Present and Future
Jul 03, 201900:18
I Upset Someone on The Bus
Upset someone on the bus
Jul 02, 201900:21
Is Mum a Good Cook?
Is Mum a Good Cook?
Jul 01, 201900:17
I Haven’t Spoken To My Wife In Years
I Haven’t spoken to my wife in years...
Jun 28, 201900:15
My Wife Asked Me To Talk Dirty
My wife asked me to say dirty things to her last night ...
Jun 25, 201900:18
My Wife Asked Me To Clear The Table
My Wife Asked Me To Clear The Table
Apr 12, 201900:15
My Wife Drew Her Eyebrows Too High
My Wife Drew Her Eyebrows Too High
Apr 11, 201900:15
What Rhymes With Oranges?
What Rhymes With Oranges?
Apr 10, 201900:16
Have You Heard The Rumour About Butter?
Have You Heard The Rumour About Butter?
Apr 09, 201900:15
Transcript From The Trial
Transcript From The Trial
Apr 08, 201900:31
Don't Call Me Shirley
Don't Call Me Shirley
Apr 05, 201900:17