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Dads Rank Things

By Dads Rank Things

A definitive ranking of the most indefinite things: from the commonsensical to the outright outrageous. Just two dads speaking their minds...or what’s left of them.
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Ep 35: Best Jobs for Santa on the Other 364 Days, Best Uses for Amazon Boxes, Top Gifts to Commemorate 2020

Dads Rank ThingsDec 23, 2020

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Ep 35: Best Jobs for Santa on the Other 364 Days, Best Uses for Amazon Boxes, Top Gifts to Commemorate 2020
Dec 23, 202016:07
Ep 33: Worst Fall Trendy Things, Best Bonfire Foods, Top Things You DON'T Want to See at the Pumpkin Patch
Nov 15, 202018:19
Ep 31: Holidays That Should Exist but Don't Yet, Top Rules of Eating on the Road, Worst Songs You Can Play at a Wedding Reception
Oct 19, 202024:10
Ep 30: Top Years to Go Back to If You Had a Time Machine, Top TV Shows to Bring Back and Worst Fashion Trends We Hope Never Come Back
Jun 19, 202024:41
Ep 28: Top Things You Can Never Look Cool Doing, Most Popular Movies You Still Haven't Seen, Dumbest Things You Actually Believed As a Kid
Mar 19, 202023:17
Ep 27 - Favorite Rom-Com's of All-Time, Best Excuses for Not Getting Your Wife a Gift on Valentine's Day, Old School Terms of Endearment We Should Bring Back
Feb 14, 202018:16
Ep 26 - Top Must-Have Foods at a Super Bowl Party, Best Andy Reid Looks Like Examples, Most Common Questions Asked by Non-Football Fans Watching the Super Bowl
Jan 31, 202015:20
Ep 25: Bold Sports Predictions for 2020, Favorite Movie Quotes of All-Time, Top Things You Want a Lifetime Supply Of
Jan 24, 202024:07
Ep 24 - Worst Christmas Songs of All-Time, Most Common Careers of Hallmark Xmas Movie Good Guys, Top Christmas Sayings that Sound Quite Naughty
Jan 01, 202016:34
Ep 23 - Best Awful Songs that We Actually Like, Top TV Moms of All-Time, Things Our Dads Used to Say that We Now Say Too
Dec 12, 201921:58
Ep 22 - Best Children's Books of All Time, Top Words You Can Never Spell Right, Worst Thanksgiving Dish Ever
Nov 27, 201918:29
Ep 21 - Best Dad Halloween Costumes, Favorite Scary Movies of All-Time, Scariest Places to Go Alone
Oct 31, 201923:25
Ep 20: Favorite Sports Bad Boys, Worst Household Chores, Best Non-Cartoon Kids Shows in the 90's
Oct 16, 201923:15
Ep 19: Best Movie Soundtracks of All Time, Top MTV Shows When We Were Growing Up, Worst People to Sit Next to on a Plane
Sep 10, 201924:01
Ep 18: Top Cartoon Characters You Are Most Like, Movies You Always Stop to Watch, Best Disney Movie Villains
Aug 06, 201928:24
Ep 17: Top TV Dads of All-Time, Worst Things To Find In a Backyard Pool, Most Common Names of Cool People We All Know
Jul 23, 201922:55
Ep 16: Top Things We Learned from Our Grandparents, Laws that Should Exist But Don't Yet, Worst Two Words in Sports
Jul 10, 201921:57
Ep 15: Worst Father's Day Gifts, Most Important Songs of All Time, Best Go-To Sandwiches
Jun 20, 201921:54
Ep 14: Sayings We All Know But Our Kids Won't Use, Worst Parade Handouts, Absolute Worst Times for Your Phone Battery to Be at 1%
Jun 06, 201921:30
Ep 13 - Favorite Disney Songs Ever, Best Alexs of All-Time, Top Dad Nicknames for Kids
May 10, 201915:45
Family Show Death Match - Family Matters

Family Show Death Match - Family Matters

Who would win in a fight to the death between the cast of characters of the classic TGIF show Family Matters? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail to pick a winner...but did they get it right?

Apr 17, 201905:58
Tyler Predicts Tiger Woods Wins the Masters and Then...

Tyler Predicts Tiger Woods Wins the Masters and Then...

Originally recorded: January 15, 2019

Tyler made the BOLD sports prediction of 2019 that Tiger Woods would win the Masters...and it CAME TRUE! But what else did he say would happen for Tiger in the same year?

Apr 15, 201900:59
Ep 12 - Top Instances When Its Acceptable to Use the Word "Hella", Most Common Fashion Faux Pas for Dads, Movie Classics that We've Never Seen and Never Will
Apr 12, 201916:24
Small Talk - Club Bangers that We HAD to Dance To (in our prime)

Small Talk - Club Bangers that We HAD to Dance To (in our prime)

Jones and Tyler have ranked the most annoying club bangers of their time...but what songs actually got them out on the dance floor in the early 2000's? 

Apr 05, 201902:57
Small Talk - A Daytime Discussion on Natty Ice

Small Talk - A Daytime Discussion on Natty Ice

Have you ever tried the higher alcoholic content beer known as Natty Ice? The natural cousin of Natty Light, is the topic of a quick conversation on Tuesday mornings and cheap beer rankings by Jones and Tyler...

Mar 30, 201900:60
Ep 11 - Best Food Pairing with Cheap Beer, Most Annoying Club Bangers of Our Time, Top Sports Nicknames of the 1980's
Mar 29, 201920:24
Small Talk - Would YOU Ever Wear a Man Bikini Bottom...and Why?

Small Talk - Would YOU Ever Wear a Man Bikini Bottom...and Why?

Is there ever a reason, time, place where you would wear a man bikini bottom? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail discussing the possibilities.

Mar 16, 201901:35
Ep 10 - Least Favorite Things to See at the Beach, Best Beach Drinks, Colloquialisms for Man's Bikini Bottom
Mar 15, 201914:54
Family Show Death Match - Saved by the Bell

Family Show Death Match - Saved by the Bell

Who would win in a fight to the death between the cast of characters of the classic Saved by the Bell? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail to pick a winner...but did they get it right?

Feb 28, 201905:00
Family Show Death Match - Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Family Show Death Match - Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Who would win in a fight to the death between the cast of characters of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail to pick a winner...but did they get it right?

Feb 19, 201903:57
Ep 9 - Biggest Pet Peeves in Everyday Life, Best Modern Day Kids' Cartoons, Top Occupations for Ken Doll
Feb 15, 201917:43
Ep 8 - Worst Valentine's Day Gifts, Best Nicknames for Dad, Top Superstitions We Actually Believe In
Feb 08, 201916:17
Family Show Deathmatch - Full House

Family Show Deathmatch - Full House

Who would win in a fight to the death between the cast of characters of Full House? Jones and Tyler go into WAY too much detail to pick a winner...but did they get it right?

Feb 07, 201904:42
Small Talk - Getting Lit on the Etymology of "Lit"

Small Talk - Getting Lit on the Etymology of "Lit"

Have you ever used the slang word “lit” to describe something (other than brightness)? Jones and Tyler discuss the origins, the uses and the scale of the word lit from college parties to what it has become today.

Jan 26, 201901:21
Ep 7 - Best Family Sports Movies, Most Surprising Musicians Still Alive, Top Words to Retire in 2019
Jan 25, 201920:18
Small Talk - Camo Cursing (Hiding the Expletives)

Small Talk - Camo Cursing (Hiding the Expletives)

How good are you at showing restraint with your swearing? There are certain situations that might behoove you to "camo curse" instead of letting the expletives really fly. Jones and Tyler discuss their current methods...both the good and the bad.

Jan 18, 201901:59
Ep 6 - Best 80's Slang to Bring Back, Boldest 2019 Sports Predictions, How to Hide a Burp
Jan 16, 201918:41
Small Talk - What Makes a Good Thriller? Best of 2018

Small Talk - What Makes a Good Thriller? Best of 2018

What makes a good thriller movie? Jones and Tyler rant about Psycho (the old one), the M. Night Shyamalan special and the best thrillers of 2018 in this Small Talk discussion.

Jan 07, 201901:60
Ep 5 - New Year's Resolutions for Dads, Horror Movie Villain as Best Friend, Best Everyday Smells
Jan 04, 201917:12
Small Talk - Best Sports to Watch to Take a Nap

Small Talk - Best Sports to Watch to Take a Nap

"Resting your eyes" while watching a game on TV. Every man does this, it's just part of human nature. But which sports are the BEST to watch in order to take a nap? Jones and Tyler discuss in this edition of Small Talk.

Dec 24, 201801:58
Ep 4 - Most Exciting Sports to Watch, Annoying Text Acronyms, 3 Simple Things That Blew Our Mind
Dec 21, 201818:42
Ep 3 - Best Emojis for Men, Top Places to Sleep Not in a Bed, Most Overrated TV Shows of All Time
Dec 16, 201814:23
Small Talk - Celebrity Retweets

Small Talk - Celebrity Retweets

Have you ever been retweeted by a celebrity, athlete or big company? Jones and Tyler talk about their most epic claims to Twitter fame including Starz, Taco Bell and...Kareem Rush?
Dec 14, 201801:58
Ep 2 - Best Christmas Songs, Questions to Ask BEFORE Getting Married, Real Animals That Seem Made Up
Dec 13, 201817:20
Ep. 1 - STL XFL Team Nickname, Best Movie Franchises with 6 Films, Most Common Names of Weird People
Dec 13, 201813:40
Small Talk - Bigfoot, Aliens and Duck Billed Platypuses

Small Talk - Bigfoot, Aliens and Duck Billed Platypuses

Why aren't there more duck billed playtpuses? Why aren't there more bigfoots? Jones and Tyler shoot the moon on some conspiracy theories that EVERYONE should be talking about.
Dec 07, 201802:00
Small Talk - Comedy Sequels

Small Talk - Comedy Sequels

"Hire Me!"
Jones and Tyler discuss what's wrong with comedy sequels and how they can make them better...
Dec 01, 201805:07