I'm SKZA and this is a healthy outlet to talk shit about my family — for my sanity. Get ready for some real-life situations of a work from home, PTA dropout, unorthodox mother of 4, trying to make ends meet in Sin City. I’ll be talking about everything from parenting, prayer to penis.
A typical day here in the Paulo household, Day 1 of SD7, found out my dogs are lesbians, an unexpected boyfriend visit, my mother calling me bitching about this "fruit diet" I'm doing because she listens to my podcast. I was going to make this an episode but we'll just keep it as an Anchor-sode — shout out to Weekend Watcher for coming up with that term!
The latest episode of my podcast is about our third child, Kingston aka Heathen 1 (8 years old) and how he ends up in the ER.
I share a really private matter about him becomes a junkie, and totally addicted to the newest drug on the market. Seeing his personality go from being a shy and timid kid to lashing out and yelling at me was what made The Beefcake and I realize that we were nurturing the addiction. So we do one of the hardest things we've ever had to do as parents, and pull the plug on him. May you have peace, son.
Originally published on 12/10/17 My daughter has a REAL boyfriend, and it’s weird AF!!! How do you cope with your teen having a partner? What do you do or say when you see them being affectionate? I dry heave and making gagging sounds because, immature mom probs. #judgeme
(This is a "throwback" episode from my last podcast that I recorded in December 2017 and migrated here.)
When the Universe got jokes and shit. My daughter experienced a kitten crisis early this morning and I’m convinced that it was insta-karma for letting her bae sleepover! How's that for some Mercury Retrograde fuckery?
I went a week without making an episode due to a little holiday hiatus. I talk briefly about Christmas with the Paulo's, the power of incorporating a daily meditation practice (for Saha Does Seven), how Kame'i and I manifested a new car — that we couldn't really afford — for Christmas, and what’s on the agenda for the next installment of BMC.
In this episode, we have Double D’s on as our special guest. We talk about the importance of knowing your worth and making your individuality a TOP priority; because your spouse or partner does not define you!
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My first installment of Mompreneur Tip Monday & a Saha Does Seven update. Finally getting back into doing my morning ritual shit, still need to get better but I think the first step is to incorporate a daily meditation practice. I'm doing a 21 Day Meditation Challenge by Deepak Chopra on Spotify.
For the love of everything custard filled, don't EVER make slime!!! Even if your kids beg and plead, learn through my fuck up and just DON'T DEWWWWW IT!!!! Pussyboy let some slime drip off the TV stand in their bedroom, and it got on the carpet. Highkey hated him, lowkey hated myself for even allowing this shit to exist inside of my house; an by "my house" I mean the house we're RENTING.
How do you approach shifts or transitions? Do you freak out and react from a wounded space, or do you embrace it and adapt? As far as survival goes, people who are open to change will thrive, those that aren’t.....get left behind.