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How NOT To Start A Damn Brewery: the podcast

How NOT To Start A Damn Brewery: the podcast

By Kelly KfM Meyer

People of Earth, I would like to welcome you to the How NOT To Start a Damn Brewery: the podcast.

In this podcast I consider it my duty to share the sometimes gory but always honest truth hidden in the craft beer industry. Mainly that it rarely operates like a business. Margins are trash, distributors are garbage and capital expenditures are a raging dumpster fire. But many of the people are badasses.

I autopsy deceased breweries, retailers and distributors. I talk with wineries, breweries and distilleries. All in the search for ways to lure out profitability and best practices.
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How NOT To Start A Damn Brewery: the podcastNov 01, 2021

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Coastal Craft Kombucha - Rachel Rappa

Coastal Craft Kombucha - Rachel Rappa

Rachel Rappa didn’t make beer. She imagined into life what grew into a large-scale kombucha brewery on Long Island in New York. 


But the similarities between what she experienced growing her fermented sweet tea business to the craft beer industry are startling. She dealt with distributors, retailers, employees, seasonality, limited access to growth capital and packaging issues, just like we do. 


She started as an artistic homebrewer and ended up owning 20BBL tanks and brewing primarily core styles. That could be the origin story for 80% of the craft breweries in America. 


As you’ll hear, I really wanted to ask her about the advantages of Direct To Consumer sales, which turned out not to be the savior so many craft brewers think it is. 


What really struck me about Rachel’s story was her journey to personal redemption. In the 3rd segment we really dive into why she finally closed her dream and why she’s now experiencing a depth of happiness deeper than she’s ever known. Her advice earned from her experience should inspire everyone everywhere to linger a little longer in front of the mirror today.


So sit back, listen in and let Rachel Rappa and the story of New York’s Coastal Craft Kombucha teach you how NOT to start a Damn brewery. 


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Mar 27, 202401:22:29
Main & 6 Brewing - Dennis Espinosa
Mar 03, 202401:36:09
Exit Brewing - Grum Knight

Exit Brewing - Grum Knight

In 2023, the Australian Beer market was shocked by the announcement that a beloved brewery that had been awarded close to 40 medals for their beer was shutting down. 


After 9 years blazing the path of Australia’s craft beer scene, Exit Brewing was planning to exit the brewing industry. 


Around 2010, Grum & Frase had been inspired to start a brewery after spending time in Europe immersed in their beer culture. 4 years later they released their first beer, a saison. As their company grew, they expanded to an off-site taproom, followed by national and then international distribution. 


But, like most of us, they couldn’t seem to find whatever rock profitability was hiding under. They tried rebrands, new beers, new partnerships. Frase left to get a real job. 


I sat down with Grum to find out what happened, what went wrong and what the future of the Australian Craft Beer scene looks like. Hint: Grum exited it. 


So open your minds and ears and listen to the story of Craig "Grum" Knight and Melbourne Australia’s Exit Brewing.


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Feb 20, 202401:16:15
Escape Velocity Brewing - Jason Behenna

Escape Velocity Brewing - Jason Behenna

When Jason and Heather decided to open their brewery in Indiana they, like most of us, decided to do it their way. They looked at what existed and targeted providing their community with something new. 


Jason made beer styles that he respected in traditional ways. That meant lower abv beers with flavor and consistency. The couple decided to specialize in their food offerings and target an underserved demographic in their market. That meant building one of the only vegan breweries I’ve ever heard of. 


While their niche within a niche might be smaller than the one you set out to fill, in a way, every craft brewery does exactly this. They look at what they perceive as the boring and stale market that currently exists and dream up something new and exciting that will attract customers and their credit cards. 


Jason hit all the road blocks head-on and did so very publicly. After fighting against Covid, toxic masculinity and a suboptimal location, he and Heather finally lowered the curtain on Escape Velocity Brewing in the summer of 2023. 

 

There’s a lot to learn here so open up and listen in. This is the story of Jason Behanna and Lafayette, Indiana’s late Escape Velocity Brewing. 


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Feb 05, 202401:27:20
People's Pint - Doug Appeldoorn

People's Pint - Doug Appeldoorn

When Doug Appeldoorn got the inspiration to open his brewery, he wasn’t just any old home brewer. 

He and co-founder Pietro first started a brewing collective that hosted events to champion creativity, inclusivity and the homebrew community of Toronto, Canada. 


They followed virtually every home brewer’s dream and found a permanent space to create a brewery with the dream of taking their homebrew community with them on their journey to go pro. They hosted events for them, maintained taps for their beer and sponsored their everts. All while trying to grow their own fledging craft beer brand. 


After opening in 2018 it didn’t take long for the financial part of running a brewery to take it’s toll on Doug. While his story and the story or People’s Pint hits some of the same notes we’ve heard already, I can assure you that his is a unique perspective that I’m proud to have the opportunity to share with y’all. 


So please, settle in and enjoy the story of Doug Appeldoorn and Toronto’s People’s Pint Brewing Company.

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Jan 21, 202401:20:03
Flat Tail Brewing - Dave Marliave
Dec 29, 202302:03:56
Franconia Brewing - Guy Hagner

Franconia Brewing - Guy Hagner

I think most of you would think that if I gave you 2300 shareholders that would invest 2.2 million dollars in your brewery that you could make it work. 


If I said you could secure another 400 grand from a state loan and 600K the SBA that your 3.2 million dollars would give your brewery a runway to space travel. 


And if I said you could go back in time to when there were only a few hundred US microbreweries you’d think I was crazy. Remember that with inflation, that’s like having 10 million dollars cash and you could still be the 3rd or 4th brewery in your state. 


Well, back in the 90’s, Guy Hagner raised that money and Guy Wagner built that brewery. He opened with a world-class facility, a licensing deal for one of the best pilsners in the world and he closed 7 months later. 


He’s never spoken publicly about the story of Franconia Brewing until now. The is a special interview that draws similarities to the current market and, if you’re paying attention, the business model of craft beer overall. And with that, I’ll get out of the way and let Guy share his story. 


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Dec 15, 202301:30:43
Beer Nouveau - Steve Dunkley
Dec 09, 202301:46:31
Hedgehog Brewing - Jonathan Harris

Hedgehog Brewing - Jonathan Harris

Nov 21, 202301:23:57
Mockery Brewing - Zach Rabun

Mockery Brewing - Zach Rabun

Zach Rabun opened Mockery Brewing in Denver’s ubiquitous RiNO district long before it was cool. Most of you know that it's now become one of the best-known beer destination in the states.


After working at Coors and Denver area brewpubs, he set a concise theme for his brewery: 

First, take a detailed, educated look at traditional beer styles and rules. And then make a Mockery of them. 


This kind of contrarian thinking creates great art and great experiences for the consumer. But, as we hear on this show a lot, niches get stitches and there’s not an obvious pathway to profitability with this model. 


Zach is about to walk us though his craft beer story. Where his inspiration came from and how it felt to finally let his brewery go after fighting for it for years. And he’ll hint at what might be next. 


So plug in, zone out and get ready for the story of Denver’s late Mockery Brewing.


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Nov 12, 202301:31:46
Fractal Brewing - Robo Robison
Nov 01, 202301:43:20
BrewCult - - Hendo Henderson

BrewCult - - Hendo Henderson

Steven Henderson is a craft beer rockstar. He goes by the moniker Hendo and he’s one of the best-known personalities in the Australian craft beer industry. Well-loved and well-respected. And, from what I can tell, well-deserved.


He started a contract, or gypsy, brewing brewery called Brewcult. He pushed the boundaries of what people in Australia considered craft beer. He won awards for great beer, expanded distribution and travelled the country living the life of a National beer celebrity. 


And then the whole thing came crashing down, leaving a spectacular hole in the Australian craft beer scene. And, of course, a rough patch in Hendo’s personal life. 


But this story ends with a win as we’ll hear in the 5th segment. Hendo has gone back to why he loved the industry in the first place. Selling beer was never his passion, it was making the best beer he could. As Australia’s rockstar brewer, it was only fitting that he would start the Rockstar Brewer Academy. Like me, he’s focused on making the industry better. Unlike me he’s focused on doing it by mentoring and coaching brewers all over the world to make better beer. 


And now, here’s the emotional, inspiring story of Steve, “Hendo” Henderson” and Australia’s late BrewCult Brewing Company. 


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Oct 18, 202302:08:05
Lost Abbey Brewing - Tomme Arthur

Lost Abbey Brewing - Tomme Arthur

Hey guys, today I have a story for you that’s very special to me. Lost Abbey is a brewery out of San Diego that needs no introduction. Tomme and the team over there have inspired breweries all over the world to push beyond the ordinary and intentionally create new and exciting beers of circumstance. They were a fundamental part of what created my perception of the expectations I wanted my brewery to live up to and I know I’m not alone in that. 


We’ve talked repeatedly on this show about how specialization is dead. Niches get stitches as I’ve started saying. 14% abv beers aged in multiple barrels for multiple years, obscure, even historical styles and yes, even mixed culture sour beers have been shrinking in popularity and, subsequently, profitability. 


The Lost Abbey was one of the pioneers in the American speciality brewery category. So when I heard that they reduced their square footage, equipment and staff I knew that it was a story I needed to dig into and share with y’all. 


Tomme was nice enough to sit with me for two hours, answer my probing questions and share what he’d found out the hard way. There is backstory, pain, business lessons, hope for the future and of course, insights into How NOT To Start A Damn Brewery. 


Reach out to Tomme at Tomme@lostabbey.com


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Oct 05, 202301:26:52
VLOG2: Why we sold our Damn Brewery

VLOG2: Why we sold our Damn Brewery

My wife and I finally sold our brewery on Sept 3, 2021.


My book and this podcast give deep insights into what happened and why.


But I recorded this video available on Spotify and YouTude at DamnBrewery to explain exactly why we sold the damn thing.

Sep 27, 202315:04
Adena Distributing - Michael Amann
Sep 17, 202301:33:35
Urban Brew Labs - James Moriarty
Sep 08, 202301:28:11
Dos Luces - Judd Belstock
Aug 30, 202301:06:02
Peoples Beer - - Clint Lanier (author)

Peoples Beer - - Clint Lanier (author)

Today I’m bringing you something different. This is the story Ted Mack and his brewery, Peoples Beer in Wisconsin. 


Mr. Mack passed away in 2019 so I’m interviewing Clint Lanier, whose new book, Ted Mack And America’s First Black Owned Brewery hit the market a few months ago. 


This is a fascinating story of guts and activism that has inspired generations of modern brewers to pick up their mash paddles and make their mark on beer history. As the first brewery in America that was 100% black owned, it stood for something more than just a simple business, it was activism through capitalism.


Peoples was only open a few years before Mr. Mack watched the walls literally come down. He fought racism, corruption, illegal and unfair competition and the US government before it was all over. 


The brewery closed in 1972 and the similarities to what the team at Peoples faced to today surprised the Hell out of me. 


Clint did a ton of research to get the book right and I thought he did a great job, spending years on this project. He started writing it in…..actually I’ll let him tell it. 


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Aug 18, 202301:22:50
Second Self Beer Company - Jason Santamaria
Aug 09, 202301:23:55
Bonus - State of the Industry with Aaron Gore

Bonus - State of the Industry with Aaron Gore

Today my article on How To Save Your Brewery gets published over at Brewbound.


I reached out to industry positivity guy Aaron Gore to debate my opinions and conclusions.


Aaron is the business development manager at Bevana, a unique business in the craft beer space. And one I think might be the smartest partner for the coming years.


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Jul 31, 202346:11
Pathfinder Brewery - Eric Addison
Jul 27, 202301:38:43
Hawkins Farmhouse Ales - Philip Davis

Hawkins Farmhouse Ales - Philip Davis

Philip Davis isn't some mamby pamby little wanker that just opened up the Brewery-builder's playbook and picked one of the 3 standard brewery models.


He didn't open up in an industrial park, didn't pimp himself out to a group of stuffed shirt investors and he didn't read the report to find out the moisture content of the endosperm of the grains he brewed with. He sure as fuck didn't use Ai to design his recipes or automation to brew his beers. He was a dynamic artist and he had something to say. Maybe something to scream, whisper and insinuate since he considered himself progressive rock.


It took Philip years to dream-up, design and build his farmhouse brewery on 33 acres. But like you'll hear over the next hour and a half, it only took 6 months to learn what the rest of us all know. Specialization is dead. Most of the population doesn't get what we do. Profit isn't in the cards.


Philip did things his way on his terms. He was driven, artistic and creative. He also has a likeable personality and an infectious blend of hubris and self-reflection. I think you'll like Philip, but I know you'll love the story of his brewery and what he learned about how NOT to start a damn brewery.


And now, on with the show.


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Jul 19, 202301:13:29
Husick's Taphouse - Joshua Kress
Jul 03, 202301:06:42
Home Brewing Co - - George Thornton

Home Brewing Co - - George Thornton

George Thornton had many fantastic milestones in his career in beer. From humble beginnings slinging beer kits to home brewers at a San Diego homebrew store to building a thriving, symbiotic brewery/homebrew hybrid. He won AHA Homebrew Shop of the Year in 2018 for fuck’s sake. 


George will explain how he sees rampant commercialism and growth for growth’s sake as a primary reason for the eventual demise of Home Brewing Company. See, he opened the homebrew shop in 2012, expanded to a brewery a few years later and closed them both in 2022. 


He’ll share his nightmare landlord stories, his endless pivots and their endless capital requirements. But, I think, most of all he’ll share a pointed insight into what an over-crowded market can do to the small guy. He’s got opinions and insights from the West coast that are relevant to the beer industry as far away as West Virginia. 


I was the most struck by George’s attention to detail and almost overwhelming ability slash compulsion to pick apart the status quo, think around the problem and improve incrementally where he could. This in an invaluable piece of the entrepreneur pie. But like we continue to hear, it wasn’t enough to keep George and Home Brewing Company in business. 


This is the story of George’s dream and how the first phase of it ended on May 22, 2022. And we’re lucky enough that he shared it with us. 



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Jun 19, 202301:38:09
Falling Rock Taphouse - Chris Black

Falling Rock Taphouse - Chris Black

Few people have been or will ever be as connected in the craft beer industry as Chris Black.


If you haven't met him or heard of him, then you surely caught wind that Downtown Denver had a little beer bar called Falling Rock Taphouse for 24 years.


In 1997 what we think of as the craft beer industry hadn't really begun yet. With only around 800 breweries in the US, opening a beer bar with 69 taps of what we call craft beer was an anomaly. And while it's hard to believe in 2023, opening a craft beer bar in Downtown Denver sounded like a risky and unproven idea.


But it's no exaggeration to say that Falling Rock and Chris Black were an integral part of crafting the shape of our industry. While he had a vibrant and loyal business year-round, Falling Rock was a mandatory stop for everyone visiting the Great American Beer Festival down the street from him every year. Unlike the average beer bar in your town, Falling Rock didn't ride the wave of craft beer, it was the moon that created the tides.


From humble beginnings in Houston to ascending to the top of the craft beer heap, he has seen and heard more about beer than J. Edgar Hoover did about our personal lives. His understanding of the business of craft beer is as wide as it is deep. And yet, in June of 2021, after steady declines and a grim forecast of the future, Chris, his brothers and their loyal fans and suppliers closed the taps on his iconic taphouse for the last time.


This is the story of Chris Black and the rise and fall of what we can only hope was his first craft beer bar - the Falling Rock Taphouse. I hope you enjoy listening as much as I enjoyed spending a couple hours talking with one of the few people I'd call my craft beer hero.

And when you get a guy like Chris to share his time and his insights, you give him a microphone, sit back and interrupt as little as possible. And that's the treat you'll get to experience in the fourth segment. It runs a little longer than I normally do but I couldn't bear to cut any of his opinions and insights.


And now, Chris Black.


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The Death Of The Cool

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Jun 06, 202301:54:47
Hidden Mother Brewing - Mike Detar
Apr 26, 202301:29:52
NewFangled Brew Works - Adam Cole
Apr 13, 202301:37:56
Hair of the Dog - Alan Sprints

Hair of the Dog - Alan Sprints

In 1993 Alan Sprints opened a brewery in Portland, OR. He did his brewery his way making unique and interesting beers unlike what he found on his local shelves. With a culinary background he was, and is, a true artist, contrarian and inspired creator.


Hair of the Dog produced beers that were, and if you’re lucky enough to have some in your cellar, still are, full of flavor, high in alcohol and complex in all the right ways. Alan and his brewery were a major part in creating the strong beer category and pushing craft beer away from fizzy yellow crap. 


His unique beer and attention to quality and detail took him and his brewery around the world. He collaborated with breweries in multiple countries and sold his beer internationally.


As he built his business and his notoriety he had multiple opportunities to sell. He turned down each of them, including the one from Lagunitas. 


When he decided to cease operations, drop the mike and ride into the sunset in 2022 he did so with a smile. After nearly 29 years, Hair of the Dog closed with beer in bottles, beer in tanks and beer in the heart of the visionary that created it. 


Thank you for joining me as I share the story of Alan Sprints and Hair of the Dog Brewing. 


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Mar 21, 202301:25:02
Craft Beer Cellar New Orleans - Matt & Pat Boudreaux

Craft Beer Cellar New Orleans - Matt & Pat Boudreaux

New Orleans is a drinking city.

And the brothers Boudreaux -David, Matt and Pat - decided this was the perfect place to open their dream. Well, the dream before the dream at least.

See, what they really wanted to be were brewery owners one day but they settled with slinging craft beer bottles and cans in a 2700 sq ft retail shop off Magazine street in the crescent city. And they hooked up with a bottleshop franchise many of us know, Craft Beer Cellar

The neighborhood was made better, the seasonal tourists were made drunker and the brothers fought the fight of craft beer. 

What they quickly learned is that the retail tier of our industry is bogged down with as much BS, red tape and distributor nightmares as the production side. They figured out that beer isn't where they made any money and that a 35% margin is a slow grind to cover a 10,000 dollar per month rent. They said they might have been able to break even one day but they never counted on the good ol' Covid virus ruing all their plans. Even if they still made the best of the lockdowns. 


Only a few years after opening they got an offer they couldn't, and, quite frankly, didn't, refuse to get out and get on with their lives. 

Spoiler alert, they took it but you'll have to listen to the end to find out what they're up to now. 


They've got a unique perspective 

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Mar 09, 202301:35:55
Pappy Slokum & Sockdolager Brewing - Jeff & James

Pappy Slokum & Sockdolager Brewing - Jeff & James

Those of us who pay attention to this podcast know that the future is uncertain for the craft beer industry overall. But the beer people in Abilene, TX are feeling the bubble burst maybe a little bit more than most cities.

In the first two months of 2023 Abilene lost half of it's breweries. One in January and the other one in February. The had both fought to stay afloat for years and even knowing the other was leaving, neither felt the market in Abilene could support them.

I caught up with Jeff from Pappy Slokum and James from Sockdolager Brewing and they agreed to do a collaboration interview.

They both experienced struggle, strain and the eventual collapse of their breweries. They both cited a market that is unsustainable and distributors that didn’t put their needs first. And they both wished the next generation of brewery owners the best - even if they weren’t sure how they’d get it.

Maybe most importantly, both Jeff and James seemed surprisingly at peace with their decisions to permanently lock the brewery doors and saunter away from the businesses they built from the ground up. Even after describing them as their babies.

I believe the story of Abilene’s Craft Collapse of 2023 is a harbinger of what’s to come in the next few years in the US craft beer industry. Listen in and let me know if you agree.


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Mar 02, 202301:35:34
Redwood Coast Cider - Christina and Jesse

Redwood Coast Cider - Christina and Jesse

Christina and Jesse don’t make beer.

At least not commercially. They have a palate for bone-dry, flavor-driven ciders and their late project Redwood Coast Cidery was their gift to the hard apple cider drinking world. Or at least to the Bay Area of San Francisco.

These guys opened a Cidery in 2015 because they couldn’t find the styles of cider they liked to drink - which sounds a lot like every home brewer I knew in the early 2000s.

They opened on a responsible budget, grew quickly and expanded when it made sense. They had a plan to be the neighborhood hangout and to serve drinks to their friends, which sounds a lot like most breweries out there.

They made a variety of products inspired by flavor, not profit. Brewed to be enjoyed, not ticked off on Untappd. They were passionate about creating a brand that meant something by crafting products that were true to who they were and how they saw the world.

And, like entirely too many breweries with a similar ethos and whatever that French phrase is for Reason for Being, they were forced to close their doors. In late 2022 they closed both their production facility and their satellite tasting room. Putting a period, or maybe a comma in the story of Redwood Coast Cidery.

I caught up with them about a month after they locked the doors for the last time and they were gracious enough to share their story, the lessons they learned and their advice with each and every one of us.

So listen in, Because you’re about to learn something.

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Feb 16, 202301:56:35
Rocket Frog - Richard Hartogs

Rocket Frog - Richard Hartogs

Back in 2013 a lonely frog thought he’d be cute so he hitched a ride on a NASA rocket. It might have been the most excitement that amphibian ever saw in his life but we’re pretty sure that the RocketFrog died.

Years later twin brothers Richard and David Hartogs named their cool brewing project after that poor dead frog. I actually forgot to ask them why but I guess it doesn’t really matter now.

Guys, this is one of those stories the craft beer industry thinks doesn’t happen. One of the brothers went to craft beer school, the other worked on the front lines of distribution. They methodically and patiently worked on opening for years. When they finally did they won GABF awards and they managed to build a loyal following with both distro accounts and fans.

And STILL the business model couldn’t sustain itself.

I caught up with Richard about 2 weeks after they closed the doors and at the time of this interview, they were still entertaining offers to sell the equipment and assets. It’s a great story of doing it right and still ending up out of business. Listen in, there’s a lot to learn here.

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Feb 01, 202301:26:52
VLOG1 - Memento Mori

VLOG1 - Memento Mori

Part 1 of my Video Blog Series. 

I explore the ancient concept of Memento Mori and how looking death in the eye can make us better brewery operators. 


Throughout the ages our art, philosophy and, of course, religion all explored ways for us to share and remind each other of the concept of Memento Mori.

Literally, remember death. One day you will cease to exist. No matter how hard you cling to life, to legacy and even to love, your days are numbered. Ashes to ashes and all that.

“On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero” - Fight Club

Some people think reminding yourself that you’re walking a path with a guaranteed end is morbid. Maybe a little creepy. That it gently drapes a black and melancholy shroud over parties and award ceremonies. These people feel that the look Death in the face is to challenge him to a fight you can’t win.

If you zoom out a few thousand feet, you’ll see that what I’m really doing here with my first book, this podcast and what will become my next book is remembering death. At least what I see as the inescapable death of the current structure of the US craft brewing industry. With each interview, my guests and I slap Death straight in the face and challenge him to a duel.

Some day, probably sooner than I think, 99% of the US breweries in existence today will die. Most will be bloody and violent affairs with crowds of people getting doused by the overspray. Others will be sweet and inspiring - shaking babies and kissing hands on the way to a better, more balanced life. If we laid all the cards on the table we’d see that so many have already stopped sucking in air and exchanging it for CO2. There are literally thousands of zombie breweries roaming aimlessly and clumsily all over the world. Ones that are rotten and decayed from the inside but somehow never seem to stop twitching, crawling or bleeding. But even through their wax-dipped cans and diabetes stouts the truth of their death is as guaranteed as Stallone doing another Rambo movie. Yeah, and their shitty-ass smoothie sours too.

But Memento Mori is about facing death to EMBRACE life. To learn to live by accepting that you will die. Once you accept that the game of life is rigged in favor of the worms and fungi, you can relax a little. You can take a thoughtful breath and enjoy your life more deeply and with more presence. You know for a fact that you can’t steal eternity but you can sure as shit suck the marrow out of today.

And that’s the concept of Memento Mori I’m seeking to emulate. Your life and the life of your brewery has an unavoidable ending. Only you can choose to make the story of it happy or sad.........

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Jan 24, 202309:44
Shepherd's Meadery - Jim Pence
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Steam Whistle - Greg Taylor
Dec 20, 202201:07:45
St Somewhere Brewing - Bob Sylvester
Dec 07, 202201:42:25
Craft Beverage Lending - Jason Sleeman

Craft Beverage Lending - Jason Sleeman

People like to say that I don't want people to follow their dreams if they're dreaming about mash paddles and mass distribution. While that's not entirely true, I do think the odds are you'll be living on ramen noodles and stolen Netflix. 

But if you ARE gonna start a brewery, the point would be to do it right and make some money. And before you get to that point, you have to figure out just how in the world you are gonna pay for it.

You’ll need hundreds of thousands of dollars, preferably someone else’s dollars.

My guest today is Jason Sleeman from the Craft Beverage Lending division of United Community Bank.

He’s sharp, he's experienced and he's on the front lines of the industry. He knows what’s worked, what hasn’t, what’s coming and what’s dead.

I asked him on the show partly because some you have said that I’m mostly negative. First of all, get over it - this is serious business and my entire goal is to show you the real and honest side of the industry that no one else seems willing to share. But Jason has a perspective centered around how to make a brewery happen, make it profitable and make it valuable. What you're about to hear him share with us over the next couple hours is invaluable. It also happens to be positive so there, are you happy now?

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Oct 05, 202201:30:38
Starlight Distribution (and a bunch of others) - Eddie Anderson
Aug 18, 202201:34:57
Infinite Monkey Theorum - Molly Ware

Infinite Monkey Theorum - Molly Ware

Molly Ware heads up revenue production at The Infinite Monkey Theorem. I’ve long said that what other booze producers experience should inform and prepare us for what we face in beer.

Molly was kind enough to step away from the highly competitive and unfairly overfunded wine industry to sit and answer my questions today. And I think if you listen to the end, you’ll be better for it.

I asked her on the show to share the experience of closing 3 of their urban wineries. While the beer industry seems to think tasting rooms will save the world, I expect that Molly would disagree.

What I didn’t expect was to find a person I respect. She has a competitive surfer’s strength and focus, and she attacks her job the way I did. Hearing her talk intelligently about some of her struggles and successes with honesty and integrity was refreshing. I truly feel that I learned something important from my time with Molly and I can’t thank her enough for sharing.

I hope you enjoy today’s episode - because if you don’t, you’re an idiot.


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Jun 21, 202201:34:45
Barrel of Monks Brewing - Kevin Abbott

Barrel of Monks Brewing - Kevin Abbott

You may not have heard of Kevin Abbott. But you’re not likely to forget him.

He’s a guy who’s brewed at three different breweries.

He was at Funky Buddha before the fairy tale exit that happened in 2017. He was the brewer back when they had a 1 BBL system in 2010, he was there for the 30BBL expansion in 2014 but he was safely gone when they sold for 80 million 4 years later.

He was at Due South during their formative years. Due South closed their tasting room a few months ago.

Then he worked his way from sweat equity brewer at Barrel of Monks Brewing to Partner & Operations Manager. He’s distributed nationally, then internationally. He started with traditional cork and cage and now is playing the fucking can game. He merged with another brewery.

The reason we needed to talk with Kevin is that Kevin knows some things. His insights should inform your plans and educate your opinions of what’s to come in this industry.

And he’s a Hell of a lot of fun to interview.


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May 26, 202201:50:08
Intergalactic Brewing - Alex VanHorne
May 10, 202202:00:20
DeFalco's Home Wine & Beer Shop - Scott Birdwell
Apr 27, 202201:39:48
Genetic Brewing - Gene Bouck

Genetic Brewing - Gene Bouck

Earthlings, meet Gene Bouck, the mad scientist from the late Genetic Brewing in Florida.

Gene started as a home brewer, like many of you. Gene dreamed of the freedom of entrepreneurship like many of us. And, as part of an ever-increasing pool of dead and dying breweries, Gene watched his brewery suffer and die.

The goal of this podcast has always been open and honest conversation with people who’ve been there. People who’ve put their futures on the line in an attempt to craft something beautiful. Gene’s story is hard to hear. There’s anger and pain and disillusionment. I’ve been right where he was and it was hard for me to ask some of the things I had to.

But it’s part of the story of American craft beer, particularly in 2022. It may be your future, it may be your past. Hell, it might just be something compelling to listen to while you work in an industry that doesn’t chew up and spit out its producers.

No matter who you are, where you come from or what you love, please keep in mind all that Gene gave to keep his business alive. And remember that every brewery near you is somewhere on a similar timeline - so go spend some money with them.


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Apr 11, 202201:37:55
Garrison Brothers Distillery - Dan Garrison

Garrison Brothers Distillery - Dan Garrison

Dan Garrison is the founder and proprietor of TX’s first legal bourbon distillery, Garrison Brothers in Hye, TX. I wanted to interview Dan because I knew that there were lessons we could learn from how spirits goes to market. I was positive that there were overlaps in the cash flow model for aging bourbon vs fermenting beer. I knew that he had overcome massive obstacles on the path to building his nationwide brand. And I was certain that understanding his business would make us better in ours. What I didn’t know was that he was still chasing profitability after 17 years. That some of those struggles he overcame almost killed his small but high-end bourbon distillery. And I was surprised to hear him predict a saturation point similar to what the beer industry is experiencing now. Dan and I recorded this episode in the sunshine on the grounds of Garrison Brothers. I wasn’t the only one enjoying the TX bourbon that day so you’ll hear people talking, dogs barking and even a small plane circling overhead. I hope that helps you imagine you’re sitting at the table with us, enjoying the company and the bourbon. Dan was a gracious host. He was open with his story, freely discussing his successes and failures in ways few can manage. I was struck by his passion and inspired by his poetic description of the role of bourbon in a fulfilled life. I truly hope you enjoy listening as much as I enjoyed recording this episode of the podcast. 


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Mar 27, 202201:24:04
Atlanta Beer Boutique - Jen Price
Mar 15, 202201:50:40
Hanging Hills Brewing Company - Joe Ploof
Feb 22, 202201:56:03
Aces and Ales - Adam Metcalf
Jan 25, 202201:51:06
Black Rabbit Farms - - Lauren Kendzierski
Jan 12, 202202:16:03
New Republic Brewing - Dean Brundage

New Republic Brewing - Dean Brundage

Our guest today is Dean Brundage of New Republic Brewing Company. 

Like any good drama, this is a story of love, hope, betrayal and complete annihilation. He and his business partner started their brewery together with stars in their eyes back in 2010. Only a few years later their disagreements turned into Dean being forced out of the company he helped found, create and build. New Republic has always had a cult following here in TX and to this day they have a legion of loyal fans. These guys produced a selection of straightforward beer styles with recognizable packaging that should have had a brighter future. I’m fond of saying that I don’t interview assholes that make shitty beer in ugly packaging and New Republic is a perfect fit for this podcast. Well, at least the partner I interviewed anyways…… 


We recorded this episode at The 101 in Bryan/College Station and owner Jeremy joined us in drinking, commenting and even a little bit in lamenting the direction this industry we all love is headed. I do want to apologize for some of the audio. There were some fans blowing and some cars passing by. I’ve cleaned it up substantially but there are some noises inherent with on-site interviews. I think loosening Dean’s lips with a steady flow of beer and the addition of Jeremy’s insights was worth the little bumps in the audio. I hope you agree. Dean also references how to take a deeper dive into the emotions and truth of exactly how he got ousted from the brewery he helped imagine into existence. His wife Adrienne had some things to say and I love it. 

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Dec 28, 202101:59:18
MixTape Beverages - - Chad Mitchell

MixTape Beverages - - Chad Mitchell

Our guest today is Chad Mitchell from Mixtape Beverages in SouthEast Asia. 

He shared the story of his day job, BeerVana International with us in Episode 16 so if you haven't listened to that one yet, I'd recommend you do that first. 

His brewery is contract-brewed, which I'm starting to think might be one of the best business models under 10K annual BBL of production. He's got a ton of useful insights and stories to share and he's just a blast to hang out with. 

Sit back and listen, you might just learn something. 


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