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Weird Parents

Weird Parents

By Weird Parents

An honest parenting podcast, hosted by two weirdos. Join us every Friday for a new funny, alternative or disturbing topic.
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BONUS: Outtakes (Season 2)

Weird ParentsSep 01, 2022

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37:29
Weird Christmas Gifts

Weird Christmas Gifts

The Christmas Special is here once again. We bought each other some weird gifts!

Dec 22, 202343:10
 BONUS: Outtakes (Season 3)

BONUS: Outtakes (Season 3)

You know the drill. Here's the stash. A mix of moments that never made it into our season three episodes.

Jul 30, 202330:45
I've Abandoned My Child

I've Abandoned My Child

There you have it. The season 3 finale is here. Thank you so much for listening to our exhausted rambling this season. Here's my experience of doing extended paternity leave with our baby daughter for three months. And also Sammie's experience going back to work and the emotional struggle of that.

Jul 13, 202351:36
What Is A Vasectomy Like?

What Is A Vasectomy Like?

Coop gets into his vasectomy experience. Plus, we watch a video of a vasectomy being done. Not fun.

Jun 29, 202349:18
Beige Flags: Does Your Partner Have Any Of These?

Beige Flags: Does Your Partner Have Any Of These?

A beige flag is a personality trait that's neither good nor bad. But it may make your partner come off as dull, unoriginal or worse... unexciting.

Jun 01, 202345:43
ONE, TWO, THREE

ONE, TWO, THREE

We ran out of ideas this week, so we just let the tape roll. Find out how much Coop hates the sound of people eating and what a neanderthal sounded like.

May 18, 202330:54
Spicy Parenting Takes 🌶️

Spicy Parenting Takes 🌶️

Our top three unpopular parenting opinions.

May 11, 202350:29
Throw Your Hands In The Air If You's A True Player

Throw Your Hands In The Air If You's A True Player

I love it when you call me Big Poppa. This week we're talking about the importance of play. And how it's not a luxury, but a necessity.

May 04, 202344:37
Should You Let Your Kids Swear?

Should You Let Your Kids Swear?

There once was a girl from Ealing...

Apr 27, 202332:50
Consider Our Asses Kicked

Consider Our Asses Kicked

The top five things kicking our asses right now.

Apr 20, 202340:12
Your Kid's Name Is Weird
Apr 13, 202335:32
Goin' Through Changes

Goin' Through Changes

The future is now, old man. From new house to new baby, time to talk all the changes we've gone through recently and how that affects the fam.

Apr 06, 202337:42
Ya bitch did it

Ya bitch did it

Welcome to Season 3. Thanks for bearing with while we, you know, had a whole-ass 'nother baby. Here's our story of her birth and also some educational commentary on the birth of shrimp.

Mar 30, 202351:11
Have Yourself A Merry Lil Weirdmas

Have Yourself A Merry Lil Weirdmas

Christmas special is here, folks. Enjoy a bevvy and a Christmas chat with us.

Dec 22, 202245:10
BONUS: Outtakes (Season 2)

BONUS: Outtakes (Season 2)

Spicy takes, gross noises, silly banter... Just a bunch of bits that we cut from this season. Feast your ears. Thanks for a proper one. We'll catch you in 2023 for Season 3.

Sep 01, 202237:29
Bluey
Aug 25, 202201:26:33
Why Would You Want Kids ft. Childfree Girls
Aug 18, 202259:04
What's your parenting style?
Aug 11, 202248:59
Youngest Child Syndrome: Banana Guard
Aug 04, 202201:01:18
Mum Mode vs. Dad Mode
Jul 28, 202242:16
Why Your Kids Should Know Pet Safety (Episode 43)
Jul 21, 202253:59
Parents Suck (Episode 42)
Jul 14, 202251:33
Bloody KNACKERED (Episode 41)
Jul 07, 202236:11
Weirdest Kids Films Ever: Part I (Episode 40)
Jun 30, 202259:12
How To Make a Home (Episode 39)
Jun 23, 202201:19:12
British Playground Songs & Insults (Episode 38)
Jun 16, 202252:20
How To Deal With Parent Stress (Episode 37)
Jun 09, 202259:54
Leaving Messages For Your Kids (Episode 36)
Jun 02, 202244:21
F***, Marry, Kill: Fictional Characters (Episode 35)
May 19, 202248:48
life chat (Episode 34)
May 12, 202258:31
The Baby Has Landed (0-1 Years Old) (Episode 33)
May 05, 202252:44
Are Reusable Nappies Worth It? (Episode 32)
Apr 28, 202250:42
Sammie Does Past Life Regression (Episode 31)
Apr 21, 202259:35
Doomsday Preppers (Episode 30)
Apr 14, 202235:03
Are You a Prepper? (Episode 29)
Apr 07, 202253:04
no idea what to even call this episode (Episode 28)
Mar 31, 202234:33
Dark Theories on Bing Bunny (Episode 27)
Mar 25, 202246:55
Bing Bunny ft. Ted Dewan, creator of Bing (Episode 26)
Mar 18, 202201:10:58
Playground Rumours & Stories (Episode 25)
Mar 11, 202241:46
Our Postpartum Sex Life (Episode 24)
Mar 04, 202201:07:39
The Baby Has Landed (0-2 Weeks Old) (Episode 23)
Feb 25, 202254:44
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Hedgehogs (Episode 22)
Dec 23, 202154:24
BONUS: Outtakes (Season 1)
Nov 26, 202130:39
The Future Freaks Me Out (Episode 21)
Nov 19, 202155:57
Most Disturbing Kids Books Ever Part III ft. shirlgirl68 (Episode 20)
Nov 12, 202159:07
Most Disturbing Kids Books Ever: Part II ft. shirlgirl68 (Episode 19)
Nov 05, 202101:01:55
Halloweird Special (Episode 18)
Oct 29, 202158:29
Reincarnated Kids & Past Lives (Episode 17)
Oct 22, 202148:02
Fear & Phobia (Episode 16)
Oct 21, 202158:41
Most Disturbing Fairy Tales Ever (Episode 15)
Oct 08, 202101:01:13