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Dark Side Divas - A Star Wars Podcast

Dark Side Divas - A Star Wars Podcast

By Stefannie and Chris
This is a podcast about the Star Wars Saga, from a nerdy Texas woman and a California gay man who loves lightsabers, droids, and shade. We will cover the story of Star Wars with a deep dive in movies and TV shows in chronological order.
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Diva Wars - Yoda's Big Adventure Part 3
We have arrived at the final episode of season 6 of The Clone Wars! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the final episode of Yoda's Big Adventure, "Sacrifice" (s6e13). We thought this was the last episode of the entire series for a while until Disney/Lucasfilm announced they would do another season a few years later. In this episode, we see Jedi Master Yoda traveling to the homeworld of the Sith, but things get messy when Darth Sidious and Count Dooku get involved. Listen to this episode to hear how the divas feel about this episode. 
August 15, 2022
Diva Wars - Yoda's Big Adventure Part 2
For this episode of Dark Side Divas, we ride with Yoda on the second part of his great adventure. We discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "Destiny" (s6e12). Can you believe we are almost done with season 6 of Clone Wars?! We see Yoda travel to a strange planet that looks awful, like a scene we see in a past Star Wars. You'll have to listen to find out which Star Wars we are referring to (Hint: Stef was not happy with the comparison). Yoda is training to learn how to become a force ghost, but is he ready to learn something new? Listen to find out more!
August 08, 2022
Diva Wars - Yoda's Big Adventure Part 1
In this episode of Dark Side Divas, Stef and Chris awaken from their nap to discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "Voices" (s6e11). We see Yoda receiving messages from a dead Qui Gon Jinn, which is impossible according to the other Jedi Masters. A lifetime of service and sacrifice doesn't seem to matter to many members of The Jedi Order. The divas discuss the true nature of the force, at least according to this episode, and they express how they feel about their favorite chaos goblin. Listen to this episode for more!
August 01, 2022
Diva Wars - The Lost One
The Divas are back from vacation, but the dark side of the force is strong with them. We discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "The Lost One" (s6e10). Stef and Chris get angry in this episode. This Clone Wars episode picks up on the Master Sifo Dyas, a character mentioned in Attack of the Clones but never mentioned until this episode. The Divas discuss whether this episode should have happened sooner in the series, if at all. The Jedi are trapped in a story corner of George Lucas's design. Does this episode help fill in some gaps, or does it make the story of Star Wars more confusing? Listen to this episode for more!
July 25, 2022
The Divas Unleashed - Obi-Wan Kenobi
In this episode of Dark Side Divas, Stef and Chris go on vacation? WHAT?! Don't worry, and we have more content for you. On a recent episode of Divas Unleashed, we invited two amazing people (Kari / Estarguarstia on TikTok and Beth / Mara.j.Skywalker on TikTok) to discuss the recent Obi-Wan Kenobi Show. How did everyone feel about the show? What were their favorite moments? Listen to find out more! 
July 18, 2022
Diva Wars - Windu & Banks Part 2
Wessa gonna talk mo adventures, Okeeday?! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "The Disappeared Part 2" (s6e9). This episode will be one of the last times Stef and Chris discuss Jar Jar Binks, which is sad! Listen to this episode to hear how the divas received this episode and how surprised was Stef when a particular "Great Mother" shows up. Also, listen to hear what these episodes have to do with Indiana Jones! 
July 11, 2022
Diva Wars - Windu & Banks Part 1
Messa so happy to see you! That's right; we are doing an episode where Jar Jar is in it! How happy is Stefannie to see Jar Jar Binks again? Do we want to see more Mace Windu and Jar Jar buddy cop stories? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars, The Clone Wars episode "The Disappeared." (s6e8). These episodes were a welcome change of pace after dealing with so many dark themes, but is this a good Star Wars story? Listen and find out!
July 04, 2022
Diva Wars - Crisis At the Red Flag
We are finally at the end of the Clovis arc, and we never see him in Star Wars again! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "Crisis at the Heart" (s6e7). This arc isn't Stef and Chris's favorite story arc, but did the final episode elevate the entire story, or did this episode cast further criticism from The Divas? Listen to find out!
June 27, 2022
Diva Wars - The Rise of Red Flag
Disclaimer: The Divas have some severe discussion about abuse in this episode. This episode may not be for everyone. We try to make this episode entertaining, but we still discuss some deep things. We understand if you want to skip this one to avoid being triggered. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Star Wars: Clone Wars episode "The Rise of Clovis" (s6e6). The red flag counter explodes in this episode. We see the ugliest relationship dynamic in Star Wars: The Padme and Anakin relationship. The divas haven't been this mad at a Clone Wars episode in a long time, possibly ever. Listen to hear more. 
June 20, 2022
Diva Wars - An Old Red Flag
In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars The Clone Wars episode "An Old Friend" (s6e5). Padme Amidala visits the system of Switzerland; oh, I mean "Scipio." The Republic needs a loan, but the Banking Clan is broke and trying to cover it up. The divas discuss unhealthy relationships, the return of one of our favorite Bounty Hunters, grotesque personal life stuff, and so much more Star Wars! Listen to hear more! 
June 13, 2022
Diva Wars - Fives Part 4
We have come to the end of the first arc of Clone Wars Season 6 and also the end of Fives. The episode we discuss is peak trauma Star Wars. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars The Clone Wars episode "Orders" (s63e4). Fives is taken to the birthplace of Cyborg Vader and discovers who is truly behind the conspiracy but does so at a high cost. The divas do their best not to cry while discussing one of their favorite clones. Listen to hear more!
June 06, 2022
Divas War - Fives Part 3
We love Fives, and that is all! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars The Clone Wars episode "Fugitive" (s6e3). We see Fives trying to get to the bottom of why Tup died, and how that impacts all of the clones. This episode was pretty tough to get through, but Stef and Chris manage to find plenty of laughs and inappropriate jokes. Listen to this episode to find out more!
May 30, 2022
Diva Wars - Fives Part 2
Our 70th episode talking about Star Wars! We are on the second episode of the "Clone Protocol 66" arc. Specifically we are talking about The Clone Wars episode "Conspiracy" (s6e2). In this episode we see Fives helping Tup in Kamino, while the Kaminoans plot to "help" by killing Tup. WHAT?! The outrage the Divas feel is real, and we don't hold back. Listen to hear their hilarious rantings and ravings.
May 23, 2022
Divas Wars - Fives Part 1
In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we talk about how NOTHING HAPPENS TO ANY CLONES EVER! Right? RIIIGHT? Sigh. It is hard to love Star Wars sometimes. Anyway we are talking about our first episode of The Clone Wars Season 6 "The Unknown" (s6e1). We were originally going to do two episodes, but Stef and Chris explain why they decided to cover to cover this episode a little differently. Good soldiers  follow orders, or do they?
May 16, 2022
Divas Unleashed: The Book of Boba Fett Review
Hey everyone! We skipped recording this week to emotionally prepare ourselves for the trauma that is Clone Wars Season 6. A while back we had a friend join our YouTube show. The amazing Christina (Booba_Fett on TikToik) joined us to discuss what we loved about The Book of Boba Fett, and what we didn't like. This episode gets pretty thirsty, and it is one of our most popular Unleashed episodes from our YouTube channel. Please check it out and get ready for Clone Wars season 6 next week! 
May 09, 2022
Divas Wars - So Long & Thanks For All The Suspicion Part 2
Ready for more Star Wars thrills and heartbreak? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars Clone Wars episodes "To Catch a Jedi" (s5e19) and "The Wrong Jedi" (s5e20). This episode marks the end of season 5, Clone Wars and the Cartoon Network era. Stef and Chris discuss Anakin, The Jedi, and where Ashoka lands in the story at the end of this crazy television season. Listen to hear what the divas thought about these episodes!
May 02, 2022
Diva Wars - So Long & Thanks for All The Suspicion
We are nearly at the end of Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 5! In this episode, we launch into the final arc of the season, where we see Ashoka face her greatest challenge yet. The Divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Sabotage" (s5e17) and "The Jedi Who Knew Too Much" (s5e18). A terrorist attack destroys a part of The Jedi Temple, killing many people, including Clones. Ashoka and Anakin investigate the attack for reasons we don't entirely understand. Our heroes figure out who did it, but things get complicated quickly. Ashoka is framed for a crime and is on the run. We see the first reveal of The Empire and a very sassy Admiral Tarkin. Listen for more!
April 25, 2022
Diva Wars: Dathomir Boys Part 2
The dark side is swelling in this episode of Dark Side Divas! In this episode, we cover the Star Wars Clone Wars episodes "Shades of Reason" (s5e15) and "The Lawless" (s5e16). Maul and Savage partner with Deathwatch to conquer Mandalore, but when evil people make alliances, it doesn't always work out. We see a lot of action-packed in these two episodes, along with tragedy. Listen to this episode to find out how Stef and Chris feel about these episodes!
April 18, 2022
Diva Wars - Dathomir Boys Part 1
Ready for some Sith Star Wars energy?! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episodes "Revival" (e1s5) and "Eminence" (e14s5). We see a episode with Darth Maul, Savage Opress, Obi-Wan Kenobi, AND Hondo?! That is insane! The divas discus the events of these episodes, the background story behind why these episodes were aired out of order, and gush over the brothers of Dathomir. Listen to hear more! 
April 11, 2022
Divar Wars: The Droid Show Part 2
Ready for more Droid Star Wars action?! You're getting more of it whether you like it or not. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Missing in Action" (s5e12) and "Point of No Return" (s5e13). We meet one of our favorite clones for the first time, discuss the wild west genre, and watch R2-D2 be a hero. Listen to this episode to hear more!
March 28, 2022
Divas Wars - The Droid Show part 1
Colossal Disclaimer: This is not Chris and Stef's favorite Star Wars, but they do their best to be positive about it. The moment the Divas have been dreading since the beginning of this podcast is here. In this episode, The Divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Secret Weapons" (s5e10) and "A Sunny Day in the Void" (s5e11). We discuss who is in the D-Squad, the inspiration behind these episodes, and try to be as positive as possible.
March 21, 2022
Diva Wars - Adventures in Babysitting Part 2
Ready for more Padawan adventures? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Bound for Rescue" (s5e8) and "A Necessary Bond" (s5e9). We discuss how this arc was initially was a spin-off, why Hondo was the main antagonist of this story, and so much more! Listen to this episode to find out what Stef and Chris thought about this episode. 
March 14, 2022
Diva Wars - Adventures in Babysitting Part 1
In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "The Gathering" (s5e6) and "A Test of Strength" (s5e7). These episodes focus on younglings and how The Jedi Order recruits them. We also go into some deep history of The Jedi Order because an ancient droid knows how to build all of the lightsabers. We also get some real "Hondo" action and discuss a group of amazing younglings that likely don't survive Order 66. Yay, Star Wars!
March 07, 2022
Diva Wars - Onderon Rebels Pt. 2
For episode 60 of the Dark Side Divas podcast, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "The Soft War" (e4s5) and "Tipping Points" (e5s5). Stef and Chris discuss the lack of consistency in the Onderon arc and the audacity of The Jedi Order. Luckily these episodes have plenty of characters to lust after, and we see a return of one of our favorite characters. Listen for more!
February 28, 2022
Diva Wars - Onderon Rebels Part 1
In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss "The Clone Wars" episodes "A War on Two Fronts" (s5e2) and "Front Runners" (s5e3). The Jedi Order decides to inflict acts of Terror by starting a proxy war on Onderon. Stef and Chris found these episodes weird. Rex in an odd outfit, Anakin with ALL the audacity, and a bizarre love triangle get discussed in this episode. Listen to find out more! 
February 21, 2022
Diva Wars - Revenge Bros
The last episodes of Clone Wars Season 4! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Brothers" (s4e21) and "Revenge" (s4e22). These episodes mark the return of Darth Maul, or is it just "Maul?" Stef and Chris gush over these episodes as they can't get enough of Savage Opress and his "brother" Maul. Asajj Ventress makes her presence known as well! Listen to this episode to determine how much the Divas love these episodes. 
February 14, 2022
Diva Wars - Massacre On The Bounty
In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Massacre" (s4e19) and "Bounty" (s4e20). We see our girl Asajj Ventress go through many ups and downs as she undergoes a metamorphosis that starts with the death of her Nightsisters and ends with her becoming a bounty hunter. These episodes include a lot of cameos from various bounty hunters, including a teenage Boba Fett! Listen to this episode to find out more. 
January 31, 2022
Diva Wars - Undercover Obi-Wan Pt. 2
Are you ready to enter Moralo Eval's fiery dusty box? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "The Box" (e17s4) and "Crisis on Naboo" (e18s4). The Divas discuss why this arc is a "Fast & Furious Star Wars" story and why they love these stories anyway. These episodes have more appearances from bounty hunters we haven't seen in some time, shady sith plotting, and so many Anakin Skywalker redflags! Listen to this hilarious episode to find out more!
January 24, 2022
Diva Wars: Undercover Obi-Wan Part 1
In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss "The Clone Wars" episodes: "Deception" (s4e15) and "Friends and Enemies" (s4e16). Obi-wan Kenobi decides to go undercover to stop a plot to assassinate Chancellor Palpatine. The idea has unintended consequences because many people, specifically Anakin Skywalker, believe he is dead. These episodes have a lot of cameo appearances, and the voice talent is fantastic. Listen to this episode to find out more!
January 17, 2022
Diva Wars - A Friend in Need
The Divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "A Friend in Need" (s4e14). It has been a long since they discussed a single Clone Wars episode. Lux Bonteri has a plan, and Ashoka gets entangled. Everything goes sideways in classic Star Wars fashion when Ahsoka learns that Deathwatch is involved. This episode includes the debut of Bo-Katan Kryze, though her debut wasn't as planned out as you'd think! Listen to the episode to learn more! 
January 10, 2022
Diva Wars - Those Wacky Zygerrians
The diva's first episode of 2022! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Kidnapped" (s4e11), "Slaves of the Republic" (s4e12), and "Escape from Kadavo" (s4e13). The Zygerrian arc is full of glorious Anakan Skywalker red flags, Obi-Wan Kenobi sarcasm, and Rex being sexy as hell. The divas take a deep dive into war crimes and slavery and make inappropriate cat noises. Listen for more! 
January 03, 2022
The Diva Wars Holiday Special
The Divas cover the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special in this episode, released on November 17th, 1978. We wish we could tell you that this Dark Side Divas episode is not one of our best, considering the content we covered. Still, apparently, we can turn anything into something entertaining. For Star Wars history, this was Boba Fett's debut and the first Star Wars project to be released after the first film. The divas just have to listen to believe it. This show was pure chaos, and we think you'll enjoy it. Happy Holidays to all of our listeners! 
December 20, 2021
Diva Wars: Umbara Part 2
The divas have returned from the Thanksgiving holiday! Umbara part 1 was our most divisive episode ever (and our most popular). Will the divas top their previous episode with Part 2 of the Umbara arc? In this episode, the divas cover The Clone Wars episodes "Plan of Dissent" (s4e9) and "Carnage of Krell" (s4e10). In the previous episode, Stef and Chris do not hold back their opinions. Don't worry; there's plenty of bad sex jokes combined with discussions about war crimes and tragedy. It's the perfect episode for the holiday season (not). Listen to the episode now! 
December 06, 2021
Diva Wars: Umbara Part 1
Happy Thanksgiving and happy 50th episode! Stef and Chris can't believe we made it to 50 episodes, and we're covering the Umbara arc! This episode covers the Clone Wars episodes "Darkness on Umbara" (s4e7) and "The General" (s4e8). These episodes spawned a series of passionate arguments between Stef and Chris. We won't give anything away. Just listen to the episode! 
November 22, 2021
Diva Wars: Droid Adventure Time
In this episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Mercy Mission" (s4e5) and "Nomad Droids" (s4e6). Before they get into the episode, Chris and Stef get on a short rant about how they felt about Disney Plus day. After their rant, the divas discuss a silly group of episodes focused on our favorite droids: R2D2 and C3PO. Learn how Stef and Chris "evolved" on these episodes when they first saw these episodes. LOTS of things happen in these episodes, and the divas go through ALL OF IT! 
November 15, 2021
Diva Wars: Shadow Warrior
In this episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Shadow Warrior" (s4e4). We go back to where it all began, the world of Naboo. This Star Wars episode has a little bit of everything: Action, comedy, and tragedy. We get a tiny peek into the society of the Gungans, the abusive relationship of Count Dooku and Darth Sidious, and marvel at the comedy wonder that is Jar Jar Binks. We also manage to sneak in an excellent Tim Curry reference. 
November 07, 2021
Divas Wars - Proxy War Under Da Sea
Messa so happy to see Clone Wars Season four! The divas return to The Clone Wars saga covering episodes "Water Wars" (s4e1), "Gungan Attack" (S4e2), and "Prisoners" (s4e3). Stef and Chris start off season four with an action-packed arch under the sea, where our heroes fight in a proxy war. What is a "proxy war?" Why does female Mon Calamari have breasts? How many gross fish/sex jokes can the divas make? Listen to this episode and find out!
November 01, 2021
Lego Divas - Terrifying Divas
Happy Halloween, everyone! For this episode, the divas discuss the amazing "Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales" available on Disney+. We took a break from Clone Wars and dived right into this fantastic Lego Star Wars special. Stef and Chris both loved everything Lego did and discussed their favorite parts. We briefly discuss which Clone Wars season is our famous (thus far), then jump right into the Lego madness. 
October 25, 2021
Diva Wars: Padawan and Wookie
For our first anniversary, we cover The Clone Wars episodes "Padawan Lost" (s3e21) and "Wookie Hunt" (s3e22). If you are keeping track, this is the end of the third season of Clone Wars! Stef and Chris open the show going down memory lane, then jump right into these episodes. These episodes had a mixed reaction from the Divas. Still, we loved seeing the chronological debut of one of our favorite characters (Hint: It's a Wookie). We also invent a new counter, talk about Trandoshans, and how the Jedi just like to leave younglings around the galaxy and never look for them. 
October 18, 2021
Diva Wars: Citadel Times Three
In this episode, the divas discuss ANOTHER Clone Wars arch! We cover the citadel trilogy, specifically Clone Wars episodes "The Citadel" (s3e18), "Counterattack" (s3e19), and "Citadel Rescue" (s3e20). These action-packed episodes had many wonderful moments and some heartbreaking ones, so naturally, the divas make fun of all of it. The infamous Captain Tarkin makes his canonical debut. We see an all-star cast of our favorite Star Wars characters, and we see many tragedies. We also make a special announcement at the end of this episode, so make sure to listen to the end! 
October 11, 2021
Diva Wars: Overlords of Mortis
The divas discuss the Mortis arc of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, which includes episodes "Overlords" (e3s15), "Altar of Mortis" (e3s16), and "Ghosts of Mortis" (e3s17). The cosmic force is a big topic and conjures serious discussions about The Force and its interaction with the universe, but Chris and Stef talk about Sam Witwer's hotness instead. So much happens in these episodes, including notable cameos and surprises, plus a ton of foreshadowing for the entire Star Wars story. Listen to this episode for more! 
October 04, 2021
Diva Wars: Night Monster Witches
The Divas are back! We took a short break so Chris could go to Disneyland and prepare for this MONSTER of an episode. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Clone Wars episodes "Nightsisters" (s3e12), "Monster" (s3e13), and "Witches of the West" (s3e14). We loved talking about these episodes, which is why this episode is our longest one to date! We strongly recommend wearing headphones for this episode. The divas get R-rated pretty quickly into this show. 
September 27, 2021
Diva Wars: Pursuit of Murders
The divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes Pursuit of Peace (s3e11) and Senate Murders (s2e15). This episode got a little political, but the divas blame the episodes. They tried to pack A LOT in these two episodes, and our podcast hosts aren't entirely sure why. There's some cool stuff in these episodes, to be sure, 'cause it's Star Wars. Padme gets to be a badass, and we aren't going to complain! The divas discuss the price tag of wars, military contracts, and how Chancellor Palpatine loves the drama. 
September 12, 2021
Diva Wars: Heroes on Both Sides
A Labor Day edition of The Dark Side Divas! In this episode, we cover The Clone Wars episode "Heroes on Both Sides" (s3e10). This episode is technically the first episode of a trilogy. Still, so much happens in this episode the Divas wanted to spend an entire episode on it. That's our story, and we're sticking to it! Chris and Stef discuss listener feedback, the Ashoka versus Luke Skywalker controversy, and love bombing. The episode has many political themes, and the show's influence on post 9-11 politics provokes a significant point of discussion throughout this episode. Don't worry, there's a lot of inappropriate Star Wars sex jokes. 
September 06, 2021
Divas Wars: The Ziro Show
In this episode, the divas cover The Clone Wars episodes "Evil Plans" (s3e8), "Hostage Crisis" (s1e22), and "Hunt for Ziro" (s3e9). We are going by the official chronological list, which requires us to jump between seasons 3 and 1. This episode includes a lot of conversation about stoner Jedi, The Hutt Family, and how awful the security measures are at the senate in Coruscant. Listen for more hilarity and odd Star Wars observations. 
August 30, 2021
Diva Wars: Sphere of Influence
In this episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars Episode "Sphere of Influence" (s3e4). The divas had mixed opinions about this Star Wars episode. Chris liked it, and Stefannie thought otherwise. The divas take a quick detour about OnlyFans, public criticism, Star Wars visions, and The Fandom Menace. Listen to our episode for more!  
August 22, 2021
Diva Wars: Arc Troopers
In this episode, the Divas discuss one of their favorite Clone Wars episodes, "Arc Troopers" (s3e2). Before this episode, Stef threw Chris at the bottom of the well, which resulted in technical difficulties. Nonetheless, we had a lot of laughs. The divas felt a little "Clone Wars whiplash," considering they didn't enjoy the season's previous episodes. Warning, the divas have way too much fun with the idea that Asajj Ventress was carrying a canister of "DNA" through most of the episode near the end. 
August 15, 2021
Divas Wars: Assassin
In this episode, the Divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Assassin" (s3e7). If you listened to our previous episode, you might have noticed the Diva's displeasure for the way many of the characters were portrayed. How did they feel about this episode? Before we jump into the episode, Stefannie explains why she is the destroyer of feminism. This episode includes conversations about hot tubs in Coruscant, how often Padme gets woken up by a lightsaber in her bedroom, and why does everyone in this episode sounds bored? 
August 08, 2021
Diva Wars: The Corruption Academy
The dark side is strong with this podcast episode! It was "shark week" for one of our co-hosts, but it isn't what you think. In this episode, we cover Clone Wars episodes "Corruption" (s3e5) and "The Academy" (s3e6). The divas have unkind things to say about these episodes, and they got so mad they almost burned everything down. This episode is the divas darkest episode yet! Listen now and hear why. 
July 31, 2021
Divaland: Star Tours
Lightspeed to to Endor! In this episode, the divas discuss one of the most fantastic theme park rides of all time, Star Tours! Why are the divas talking about a theme park ride instead of Clone Wars? We recently finished season 2 and wanted to take a short break from Anakin red flags, Dooku spreadsheets, and clones dying. The "Star Tours" project cemented the relationship between Lucasfilm and Disney. When Star Tours came out, Disneyland was not in its best state. You could even say Star Wars saved Disneyland. Listen to this episode to hear how! The divas also do many listener questions initially, where we discuss sexual orientation and our favorite clones. 
July 24, 2021
Diva Wars: Boba Madness
Are you ready for Boba Fett?! In this episode we cover The Clone Wars episodes "Death Trap" (s2e20), "R2 Come Home" (s2e21), and "Lethal Lockdown" (s2e22). The divas were looking forward to these episodes, and then they watched them. The divas explain their perspective on these episodes and brutally make fun of them. We also answered some interesting questions about "Darth Revan gatekeeping." Listen to another hilarious episode of The Dark Side Divas.   
July 17, 2021
Diva Wars: Mandalore Madness
We have returned from vacation! We hope everyone had a great holiday week. We took a little break, and now we're back with some Mandalore Madness! In this episode, we cover The Clone Wars episodes "The Mandalore Plot" (s2e12), "Voyage of Temptation" (s2e13), and "Duchess of Mandalore" (s2e14). We drifted from our usual format because these three episodes were so tied together that they should have just been a single episode. The events of this episode impact the star wars universe in a big way, especially with modern Star Wars. Despite how serious these episodes are, we take advantage of the episode dynamics to make fun of...EVERYTHING! Listen to another hilarious episode from the Dark Side Divas! 
July 09, 2021
Divas Wars: Lightsaber Lost
In this episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Lightsaber Lost" (s2e11). Ashoka loses her lightsaber and hunts for it with the help of an elder Jedi in the seedy underbelly of Coruscant. The divas didn't think this part of Coruscant looked that bad, but some of the characters freaked them out, and strange discussions about Real Dolls and Hostel Porn take place during this hilarious episode. 
June 27, 2021
Diva Wars: The Deserter
In a special "Disneyland hangover" edition of Diva Wars, this episode discusses The Clone Wars episode "Shirtless Rex,"...Oh, I mean "The Deserter" (s2e10). The divas are a mess in this episode. Things break down about 10 minutes into the show, resulting in hilarity and chaos. Listen to a discussion about reptilian space chicken, sex cloaks, and most importantly - why we love Rex. 
June 19, 2021
Diva Wars: Grievous Intrigue
The divas discuss the Clone Wars episode "Grievous Intrigue" (s2e9). We kick off the show discussing some listener comments from social media, then jump into an episode where we see Grievous execute a devious plot to kill a ton of Jedi - especially Obi-Wan Kenobi. Sadly it doesn't work out for him, despite following his plan perfectly. Tune in to listen for the diva's hilarious take on this episode. 
June 14, 2021
Diva Wars: Legacy of Brain Invaders
In this episode, the Divas discuss the Clone Wars episodes "Legacy of Terror" (s2e7) and "Brain Invaders" (s2e8). We kick off the episode with a discussion that causes a stir on a particular social media platform. Unlike the previous two episodes, which were based on World War 2 stories, these episodes are directly inspired by sci-fi horror movies. The divas were grossed out and horrified by what happens in these episodes. Join them as they discuss how gross brain worms are, why Obi-Wan is still horrible, and the official debut of Darth Vader. 
June 05, 2021
Diva Wars: Landing at Point Factory
In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we cover The Clone Wars episodes 'Landing at Point Rain' (s2e5) and 'Weapons Factory' (s2e6). For the first time since 'Attack of the Clones,' we return to Geonosis. The planet was a giant graveyard for clones and Jedi after the first battle that started The Clone Wars, and these episodes remind us how gruesome this war is. Both of these episodes feature many amazing shots set during a battle that didn't go according to plan for the New Republic. The divas discuss both of these World War 2 inspired episodes in detail, with dark and inappropriate dark humor (of course)!
May 29, 2021
Diva Wars: Senate Spy
The Divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Senate Spy" (s2e4), which is the beginning of a long story arc. The divas hilariously discuss why this episode had an uncharacteristically odd take on Padme Amidala, Jedi council pimping, and briefly discuss which Jedi is the worst lover. Sometimes our best episodes are the ones where we don't have a positive review of an episode. Join the divas as they discuss Star Wars sexism in its most "entertaining" form. 
May 24, 2021
Diva Wars - The Zillo Beast x2
Even Dark Lords of the Sith can make mistakes! In this podcast episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes 'The Zillo Beast' (s2e18) and 'The Zillo Beast Strikes Back' (s2e19). The Zillo Beast episodes are homages to the classic Godzilla movies. A "human" caused natural disaster along with a series of bad decisions unleashes a monster powerful enough to destroy an entire city. In this case, when the entire planet is one big city, a lot of death and destruction occurs. The divas break down these amazing episodes in another hilarious episode of Dark Side Divas. 
May 14, 2021
Diva Wars - Bounty Hunters
May the 4th be with you! This episode of Dark Side Divas covers The Clone Wars episode "Bounty Hunters" (s2e17). This episode was a homage to Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece "Seven Samurai" and discuss how the story has been replicated several times throughout the ages, including in Star Wars. Chris and Stefannie discuss the social dynamics of Obi-Wan, Ashoka, and Anakin. Hondo Ohnaka makes an appearance in this episode, and the Divas love him. Since this episode is about "bounty hunters," we discuss a slew of new characters, including which ones seem to last to the beginning of the sequel trilogy. Celebrate the best holiday of the year by listening to another episode of Dark Side Divas!
May 03, 2021
Diva Wars - The Cad Bane Show
In this episode, the Divas cover three Clone Wars episodes: Holocron Heist (s2e1), Cargo of Doom (s2e2), and Children of the Force (s2e3). These are the first episodes of season 2, and the divas noted how amazing the animation is in these episodes. Before the divas jump in to discuss these episodes, we discuss the feedback we got from our Captain EO episode and then begin to discuss the sexiness of Cad Bane. We know there are other characters in these episodes, but really, this is The Cad Bane Show. The Divas also discuss how Palpatine is like a tech start-up founder, Anakin red flags (Hint: so so many), and so much more! Listen to this hilarious episode!
April 26, 2021
Divaland - Captain EO
In this episode, the Divas take a break from Clone Wars to talk about.....Captain EO? Really?! Blame Chris for this one. When Disney purchased Lucasfilms in October 2012, it took many people by surprise, unless you are a massive fan of the Disney Theme Parks. For years Lucasfilm attractions have been a mainstay at several theme parks, and it did not catch Disney theme park fans by surprise when Disney wanted to own Star Wars. Captain EO is a story of the beginning of the relationship between George Lucas and Disney. Stefannie watches Captain EO for the first time, in real-time, on the podcast - and makes fun of it mercilessly. Join the Divas to discuss where Disney was at as a business in the early 80s, Michael Jackson and his weirdness, and robot sex. 
April 08, 2021
Diva Wars: Ryloth x3
Another hilarious episode from the Dark Side Divas, our longest episode yet! We promise it is hilarious. In this episode we discuss Clone Wars episodes 'Storm over Ryloth' (s1e19) , 'Innocents of Ryloth' (s1e20), and 'Liberty Over Ryloth' (s1e21). These are the last episodes for season one of Clone Wars, because the season finale happens much later in the episode chronological order. The divas discuss the hypocrisy of Anakin Skywalker, the awesome-ness of Mace Windu, and Stef gushes over Obi-Wan (again). We also briefly discuss the #releasethelucascut controversy as it pertains to Rise of Skywalker. 
April 01, 2021
Diva Wars: 1000 Blue Shadow Moons
In this episode, the divas discuss Clone War episodes "Blue Shadow Virus" (s1e17) and "Mystery of a Thousand Moons" (s1e18). It was strange watching an episode about the Jedi struggling to contain a lethal virus during COVID, so the episode 'hit' a bit different than it has in the past. The divas do not hold back, sharing their criticisms of these episodes. Why was a Batman villain in the show? Why did the Jedi forget they have powers, and why doesn't clone trooper armor protect against microscopic organisms when it protects them in the vacuum of space? Listen to another hilarious episode of Dark Side Divas now!
March 25, 2021
Diva Wars: Trespass
In this episode, the Divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Trespass" (s1e15). We start the episode off by talking about what Stef's life is like in Texas now that the Covid restrictions have been lifted, answer some fan questions, and then Chris goes on a rant about Benedict Cumberbach talking shit about playing Grand Admiral Thrawn. We also discuss how the setting for the episode was inspired by Hoth and art from The Empire Strikes back, the strange phallic mouths of the Talz, and so much more! Listen to another hilarious episode by the Dark Side Divas. 
March 19, 2021
Diva Wars: Crash & Defend
We have returned! Real-life impacted us a bit, and we took a week off. This episode was a bit of a train wreck because the divas had an "exciting" week. The outcome of this chaos is another hilarious and fantastic episode. In this episode, we cover Clone Wars episodes "Jedi Crash" (s1e13) and "Defenders of the Peace" (s1e14). We introduce two new counters, discuss how "Jedi-ish" Anakin Skywalker is, the weird Lemur people, pacifism, and a ton of innuendo! 
March 11, 2021
Diva Wars - The Hondo Show
It is time for some Hondo Ohnaka action!!!! In this episode the divas discuss Clone Wars episodes 'Dooku Captured' (s1e11) and 'The Gungan General' (s1e12), but we might as well just call this podcast "The Hondo Show." Listen to Stefannie and Chris discuss the debut of one of their favorite Star Wars characters, and how he thwarted a Sith Lord. The shade is strong with this episode, especially when Obi Wan and Anakin are trying to have the last word on....everything. 
February 25, 2021
Diva Wars: Lair of Grievous
In this episode the Diva's cover the Clone Wars episode 'Lair of Grievous' (s1e10). We discussed the recent news of Gina Carano being let go by Lucasfilms due to her recent social media activity before jumping into the episode. The Divas discuss the aqua sexiness of Jedi Master Kit Fisto, and why we celebrated the destruction of Jedi Knight Nadarr Vebb. We talk a lot about General Grievous, and Listen to what the Divas think about this episode!
February 19, 2021
Diva Wars: Cloak of Darkness
In this episode, we cover the Clone Wars episode "Cloak of Darkness" (s1e9). The episode includes the debut of Jedi Master Luminara Unduli, the Irish Grandmother of the Jedi Order. Why was Asajj Ventress selected for this "very important mission," when she hasn't had any real success thus far during the Clone Wars? Why are there so many unfortunate hair choices? What does Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer have in common with this episode? Find out by listening to this episode!
February 12, 2021
Diva Wars: Bombad Jedi
Messa so happy to see you! The divas cover Clone Wars Episode "Bombad Jedi" (s1e8). Is there anything to the theory that JarJar Binks is actually a Sith Lord? Is the Force strong with him? Do Stefannie and Chris come to blows over this infamous character? We also spend some time answering some listener questions at the top of the show. Listen now and prepare for Muy-Muy entertainment! 
February 04, 2021
Diva Wars: Droids, Downfall & Duel
Are these the droids you're looking for? The Divas discuss two Clone Wars episodes, Downfall of a Droid (s1e6) and Duel of the Droids (s1e7). The divas discuss the differences between these two episodes and the other Clone Wars episodes we've covered in the past. Listen to the Diva's theories on this episode. Learn how the Divas think about the episode and how Star Wars is like Pizza by listening to our episode! 
January 28, 2021
Diva Wars - Rookies
Roger Roger! In this episode, the divas discuss Clone Wars episode "Rookies" (s1e5). We tried to keep this episode professional, but we utterly failed within 30 seconds of discussing the episode. We discuss how much we live the clones (again!), Obi-Wan and Anakin arguing over which of their clones are the best, and a discussion on how expensive battle droids are. Listen to another hilarious episode from The Dark Side Divas! 
January 21, 2021
Diva Wars - Malevolence x3
In this episode, Chris and Stefannie discuss the Malevolence trilogy, specifically episodes "Rising Malevolence" (s1e2), "Shadow of Malevolence" (s1e2), and "Destroy Malevolence" (s1e3). In one of our most prolonged episodes yet, the divas discuss the first appearance of General Grievous and the Separatist's new weapon. We noted that the Separatists are amazing at hardware, but not the software since the battle droids are entirely useless (but entertaining). Join the divas as you hear about hyperspace lanes, Padme Amidala's adult toy spaceship, and Palpatine's love of causing drama. 
January 14, 2021
Diva Wars: Ambush
Happy New Year, everyone! For our first episode of 2021, we finally dig into the first official episode for the Clone Wars show, even though chronologically it happens later than other Clone Wars episodes (what?). The episode 'Ambush' (s1e1) is impressive, and we highly recommend it. We kick off our show with Stefannie's colorful description of her allergies, and we immediately move into discussing a full episode dedicated to Master Yoda. Prepare for maximum laughter! 
January 07, 2021
Lego Star Wars Holiday Special
The divas take a break from the clone wars to discuss The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special! It's the holidays, and we felt like being festive. The show is pure chaos, in a good way, and we highly recommend sitting down with your family and watching it. We can't talk about this special without talking about the original Star Wars Holiday special, though Chris wishes he could forget about it. The divas discuss their favorite moments, like how excellent Palpatine is and why Chris loves Tip Yip. Happy Life Day, everyone! We hope you have a wonderful holiday season. 
December 23, 2020
Diva Wars - Cadets & Supply Lines
The Divas return to cover two memorable Clone Wars episodes, "Clone Cadets" (s3e1) and "Supply Lines" (s3e3). We taped the episode a day after Disney announced a ton of new Star Wars show, so Stefanie and Chris were still overwhelmed with "nerd-gasims" about the announcements. The Divas discuss essential topics, such as having a salt addiction and how awesome Count Dooku's chair is. Listen for more!
December 19, 2020
Diva Wars: The Clone Wars
The Divas discuss The Clone The Clone Wars movie, released in 2008, was intended to be separate episodes. We discuss what the creators would have titled the episodes, why they decided to do this, and how much we love the movie! We talk about Christopher Lee, and Samuel Jackson are doing the voices for their Star Wars characters, Palpatine's plastic surgery, Ziro the Hutt's fabulousness, the debut of Ahsoka Tano, and so much more!
December 11, 2020
Diva Wars - The Hidden Enemy
In this episode, The Divas review the clone wars episode "The Hidden Enemy" ( s1e16 ). Chris introduces two new counters, and Stefannie goes full geek mode discussing the evolution of clone armor. Asajj Ventress makes her official canon debut and outsmarts the Jedi. Obi-Wan is still cooky, but Anakin wasn't as "dark sided" as he has been in previous ventures. Along with all this Star Wars awesomeness, we take a detour about NPR recipes and Star Wars pinup art, and galactic fetishes! 
December 03, 2020
Diva Wars - Cat & Mouse
The Divas review the first clone wars episode in the official chronological order, Cat & Mouse ( s2e16 )...wait...Season Two, Episode 16?! Why are we watching out of order?! Stefannie explains why some episodes are out of order, along with covering all of the essential things about this episode - like Bail Organa's cheekbones! Before we discuss the clone wars episode, we briefly discuss why Mandalorian armor is getting canceled, then focus on an episode that introduces us to Admiral Trench, the planet "Christophsisisisisisisisis." We demonstrate how to talk "Clone Wars Narrator" in bed, and WHY IS ANAKIN SKYWALKER BEING REWARDED FOR NEVER FOLLOWING ORDERS?! Listen to our first review of a Clone Wars episode! 
November 26, 2020
Diva Wars - Tartakovsky
Innovative animation genius Genndy Tartakovsky created the first Clone Wars series. It was an animated mini-series that connected Attack of the Clones to Revenge of the Sith. The show was a massive success and led to the creation of a more fleshed-out Clone Wars series. We see the introduction of major Star Wars characters like General Grievous and Asajj Ventress, and how Anakin becomes a Jedi Knight. The divas discuss important topics like should this show be canon, the state of the Jedi order during the clone wars, Chancellor Palpatine's love of "power pube" robes, and why Anakin is a relentless warrior. Join the divas as they give their thoughts on this version of the clone wars. 
November 18, 2020
Attack of the Divas
The Divas talk about Star Wars Episode II (or TWO!): Attack of the Clones. Not our favorite Star Wars. Chris thought he loved everything Star Wars, and rewatching the movie proved him wrong. We talk about the creepiness of Anakin, why the Jedi are assholes, and so much more! 
November 10, 2020
Meet the Divas
The first episode of Dark Side Divas! Meet Stefannie and Chris, who love Star Wars! We plan to cover everything Star Wars in chronological order! We discuss why we love Star Wars, and well....things Stefannie doesn't like (Chris thinks Jar Jar is awesome!). Listen to our debut episode and get ready for lots of tea....and shade, about a Galaxy far far away. 
October 17, 2020
The Phantom Divas
The Divas start their journey discussing Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. Chris makes it his quest to get Stefannie to admit Jar Jar is great. We discuss what we love about the movie, and what we don't love. Find out what Chris thinks the Jedi are a bunch of assholes, and why Stefannie L-O-V-E-S Obi Wan.
October 12, 2020