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Not Your Cable News

Not Your Cable News

By Dave Manwiller

Each week, I will discuss the most unusual headlines and not so headlines from news around the world and in my local area with my own little spin and humor. I will also do a segment a week where I choose a listener or listeners email and discuss whatever topic you like. This Podcast is intended for a mature audience only...no politics, no conspiracy theories, just some good adult humor
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Does size matter? Squirters and 5 minute disappointments!!

Not Your Cable News Jan 21, 2024

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Does size matter? Squirters and 5 minute disappointments!!

Does size matter? Squirters and 5 minute disappointments!!

Episode #50 from NOT YOUR CABLE NEWS!!!

Jan 21, 202430:37
2023 Headlines in review

2023 Headlines in review

From it's raining poop to a Submersible Flesh light. I've got it covered right here

Jan 17, 202433:15
Things I see on Facebook Part 1

Things I see on Facebook Part 1

Just a few of the dumbest things asked on Facebook that I have come across!!

Jan 14, 202423:01
What the hell is a Furry

What the hell is a Furry

Come take a 30 minute tour of what the hell a furry is!!

Jan 11, 202332:08
Sports Page 1/8/23

Sports Page 1/8/23

Everything from Damar Hamlin to Championship College Football

Jan 09, 202343:04
Not Your Cable News is back!!

Not Your Cable News is back!!

After over 4 months off I am back and ready to make your toes curl. 

Jan 02, 202327:56
Special guest "The bearded Bailey"

Special guest "The bearded Bailey"

I seriously think this guy is in the closet with his sexuality..Come check it out and tell me what you think. 

Aug 15, 202239:19
After Dark: What does or doesnt belong in your vajay jay

After Dark: What does or doesnt belong in your vajay jay

From power tools to vegetables.....what should you should and shouldn't do. (in my opinion of course) 

Aug 08, 202229:51
Headlines 5/22/22

Headlines 5/22/22

Monkeys, babies, drunk deer, and an 82yr old graduate, what do they have in common? They all made this episode of Headlines on NOT YOUR CABLE NEWS!!! 

May 23, 202226:01
Upcoming Summer Holidays and My trip to Billings MT

Upcoming Summer Holidays and My trip to Billings MT

Memorial Day, Fathers Day and My dumbass in Billings

May 21, 202233:18
Happy Birthday to me!!

Happy Birthday to me!!

This is 50

May 05, 202234:21
Accidents with Niki

Accidents with Niki

If you were playing the lotto you'd want these odds. Discussing the unreal accidents that Niki has been in. 

Apr 26, 202230:32
Celebrating 420 with special guest Rob

Celebrating 420 with special guest Rob

Rob and I talk about our 420 past 

Apr 21, 202233:38
My review of Salt Lake City Utah

My review of Salt Lake City Utah

After spending a few days in Salt Lake City...What did I really think. 

Apr 16, 202227:07
Women over 40!! This is all for you

Women over 40!! This is all for you

What's the best thing about dating women over 40? Women over 40 do you own any of these things???? THROW THEM AWAY!! 

Mar 29, 202212:06
After Dark with unsuspected guest

After Dark with unsuspected guest

The worst masturbation and sex stories I could find, trying to make Niki Lee uncomfortable.
Mar 09, 202251:08
Special Edition: Public announcements and numbers you need

Special Edition: Public announcements and numbers you need

I thought I would do my first video podcast with something near and dear to me. Video feed available only on Spotify, audio only on all other platforms.

Mar 09, 202215:50
Lead up to NCAA Tournament

Lead up to NCAA Tournament

Special guest Niki Lee and I discuss the upcoming NCAA Tournament and make our predictions of possible upsets and final 4 

Mar 08, 202235:24
The last of February Headlines..I'm outta gas

The last of February Headlines..I'm outta gas

some great headlines for the month of February and I'm OUT OF GAS

Mar 02, 202224:21
Saturday morning news

Saturday morning news

News headlines from the week. Including Russian/Ukrainian conflict and a little dabble into politics. This is not my typical show and certainly not intended to be humorous. 

Feb 26, 202228:19
Sports page with a new special guest

Sports page with a new special guest

Special guest Niki Lee and some great insight on brackets, SEC football and several other hot subjects 

Feb 20, 202239:32
Why get divorced when you can share

Why get divorced when you can share

Alternative lifestyle instead of divorce?? 

Feb 19, 202224:20
Unsuspected calls

Unsuspected calls

Maybe the best episode yet..2 unsuspected calls and some hilarious conversations... 

Feb 15, 202232:57
Super Bowl Sunday

Super Bowl Sunday

The Country's second largest food holiday. 

Feb 13, 202217:20
Fresh Headlines and Ideas of what not to do for Valentine's Day

Fresh Headlines and Ideas of what not to do for Valentine's Day

All new headlines Including a Dwarf Porn double for Gordan Ramsey, cats standing guard, and goats and sheep promoting vaccinations. AND my own ideas of what not to do for Valentine's Day

Feb 09, 202235:55
Kick off to Season 2

Kick off to Season 2

Finally recovered from Covid and kicking off season 2 with the first after dark...Mature audiences only

Feb 07, 202218:33
13 Best Headlines of 2021

13 Best Headlines of 2021

Last Episode of Season 1. 13 of the best headlines from 2021... See you next season

Feb 01, 202216:45
The sh!t you do to annoy me

The sh!t you do to annoy me

This one is all about the stuff we do that annoys other people

Jan 28, 202237:41
After Dark 1/26/22

After Dark 1/26/22

Hear some of the best Tinder Profiles....Wanna know what questions to ask to get those "juices" flowing for later? 

Jan 27, 202238:13
Diamond Dave After Dark...How well do you know the Opposite Sex

Diamond Dave After Dark...How well do you know the Opposite Sex

Do you really know what the other half is looking for? 

Jan 19, 202227:05
How to catch bigfoot

How to catch bigfoot

I don't have the answers but pretty crazy ideas. 

Jan 18, 202225:16
Preview to Season 2

Preview to Season 2

Coming 2/1/22 I am making some changes to the show to concentrate more on the serious side of relationships and mental health. All episodes will be based not only from my own personal experience but also research and education. Hope you all like the change but let me know what you want to hear. 

Jan 17, 202227:46
This weeks headlines and a Brand New SEGMENT!!

This weeks headlines and a Brand New SEGMENT!!

A few off the wall headlines for the week and a NEW Segment at the end. Enjoy and let me know what you think. As always thank you for the support.
Jan 16, 202222:06
Diamond Dave After Dark 1/12/22

Diamond Dave After Dark 1/12/22

It's ALL About the Red Flags!! 

Jan 13, 202228:08
Diamond Dave after Dark 1/8/22

Diamond Dave after Dark 1/8/22

Strange sex facts and listeners emails/tweets answered
Jan 09, 202242:36
Sports page 1/6/22

Sports page 1/6/22

A little more serious dive into Antonio Brown and the NFL and Championship predictions
Jan 07, 202232:53
The difference between men and women/age and changes in sexual behavior

The difference between men and women/age and changes in sexual behavior

Adult humor...This maybe the best episode yet. Listen, rate, comment.
Jan 04, 202229:21
Has covid made us dumber?

Has covid made us dumber?

A look at the ridiculous things we have done due to covid
Jan 03, 202232:34
Sports Page 1/1/22

Sports Page 1/1/22

Happy New Year. Tonight covering a few bowl games as well as top 10 world sports, bird racing, and a little personal note at the end
Jan 02, 202229:42
How to gracefully get out of your New Years Eve date

How to gracefully get out of your New Years Eve date

FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS TO END A TERRIBLE NEW YEARS DATE
Dec 31, 202128:39
SPECIAL EDITION: New Years Resolutions and 10 bold predictions for 2022

SPECIAL EDITION: New Years Resolutions and 10 bold predictions for 2022

The worst New Years resolutions and alternatives, as well as my very own. Nastradamus predictions and my own for 2022. HAPPY NEW YEAR, and thank you all for your support as we grow this crazy thing.
Dec 30, 202130:48
Christmas hangover and headlines

Christmas hangover and headlines

Comediac outlook on headlines and the Christmas hangover
Dec 28, 202131:30
The sports page 12/25/21

The sports page 12/25/21

Top stories of 2021/recap of the Gasparilla Bowl/The best dam NCAA Football coaching team available and where do we put them
Dec 25, 202135:25
Sex toys and Healthy Relationships
Dec 23, 202139:32
This week's headlines and small town news.
Dec 22, 202157:52
Relationship advice from Diamond Dave

Relationship advice from Diamond Dave

Check list before getting back into it. Realistic and unrealistic relationship goals and a little serious commentary from yours truely
Dec 21, 202141:15
Sports page 12/16/21

Sports page 12/16/21

Busy busy sports day. Covering the Urban Meyer fall from grace and the biggest hiest on early signing.
Dec 17, 202123:29
Camel beauty pagents and syrup reserves

Camel beauty pagents and syrup reserves

Check out my first attempt at a podcast
Dec 16, 202129:11