DCOM and Drink

Austin and Gloria discuss Austin's transformation into a fuckboy, dodge the fireworks being set off outside their apartment when they were recording and ponder why Andrew Lawrence was so ripped at the age of 13. 

Austin and Gloria discuss Gloria getting a new job and Austin getting a tattoo, rank the BTS members ALDC pyramid style and discuss Kimberly J. Brown's triumphant return to our television sets!

Gloria and Austin discuss Gloria's trip across the pond as well as our many apartment endeavors, how Gemini season is a fugly slut and reminisce on all of the horse girls we knew from church (Southern Baptist)!

Austin and Gloria discuss finally moving into their new apartment, the craziness that has ensued since moving into said apartment, and this very strange but honestly very entertaining movie!

We are back for season 2! This week, Gloria and Austin discuss their disastrous apartment finding process, their love for golden boy, Frankie Muniz, and Gloria gives us her most shocking DCOM ranking yet!

Austin and Gloria discuss Austin joining ARMY and becoming a huge BTS fan, cosplay going on first dates and enjoy all of the 2000s lingo that this movie blessed us with!

SPECIAL EPISODE ALERT: Get an exclusive listen to our first attempt at recording our "Alley Cats Strike" episode! Come along with us and listen as Alley Cats Strike slowly destroys what positive mental health we have left and leap for joy as we are impromptuly joined by friend of the pod, Kaylee Radney!

Austin and Gloria discuss the potential for fornication on New Years (yes, this episode was recorded last year), Kaley Cuoco's back surgery from carrying this movie on her back, and how awful this movie is (so awful, we had to record the episode twice)!

Friend of the pod, Juan Granados, joins us as we discuss Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure! Take a deep dive with us as we examine just how integral Kenny Ortega was to the HSM franchise, how dirty they did Sharpay in this movie, and how this movie went wrong...like really...it's not good...at all.

Friend of the pod, Jada Harris, is back as we tackle the Teen Choice Award winning musi-CAL, High School Musical 2, starring beloved actor, Miley Cyrus! Join us as we discuss the REAL reason Chad and Ryan switched shirts in that one scene, rehash high school band memories, and listen to Gloria's bad song opinions!

DCOM and Drink is back from our hiatus and thrilled to be starting our second season! Join us as we dissect the most popular DCOM of all time, Gloria discovers that Kenny Ortega is in fact gay and as we painstakingly rank all of the songs in this iconic movie!

Austin and Gloria take a deep dive into one of the most controversial DCOMs ever, explore the history behind the film, and discuss hematomas!

Gloria and Austin discuss how quickly Austin's life fell apart between podcast episodes, role play as "DaddyLongFist" and "MommaMasturbate", and discuss this campy superhero movie that maybe, just might, be better than Avengers' Endgame!

Special Guest Jada Harris joins Austin and Gloria to discuss the trauma our high school band director caused us, how boring and bland this movie is, and the greatest betrayal in history: the recasting of Marnie Piper!

Special Guest Kaylee Radney joins Austin and Gloria to discuss all of their illnesses (both physical and mental), rat out Gwen Piper for being a hoe, and look back at this movie with fond (?) memories!

Austin and Gloria discuss the inner machinations of their minds, reflect on this thing we do called life, and the dethroning of Joey Lawrence as being the hottest Lawrence brother. 

Austin and Gloria discuss Gloria working with a famous criminal, Joey Lawrence being the hottest guy to ever star in a DCOM, and how this movie lived up to our expectations!

Gloria and Austin discuss not knowing who they are, their love for Steven Tobolowsky, and how terrifying this movie is!

Gloria and Austin discuss Austin dedicating his life to the children, cope with the dire loss of the BTS tour, and scrutinize what might be the worst DCOM ever made! 

Gloria and Austin discuss their new jobs, take a special quiz with surprise special guest and friend of the pod, Carla Ballard, and role play as straighties!

Gloria and Austin discuss adulting, the topics we didn't expect this movie to explore, and how this truly is a sleeper hit of a film, well, at least to Austin!

Gloria and Austin discuss both of their trash fire mental health weeks, their terrifying encounter with an Uber Eats driver and DCOM golden boy, and Gloria's one true love, Ryan Merriman! 

Music by John Bartmann https://johnbartmann.com

Austin and Gloria discuss Gloria's one true love, Andrew Ducote, how scary Mike Pillsbury is, and the toll this movie took on our psyche.

Austin and Gloria discuss Gloria's celebrity sighting, Gloria has a major surprise stellar for Austin, and the hot boys that made Zenon Z3 what it is!

Austin and Gloria discuss how f*cking terrifying space is, the recasting decision heard around the world, and still try to answer the age old question...what is an O-ring?

Zetus Lapetus! Austin and Gloria discuss unrequited love major, the troubles of growing up on a Spa-Stay and being surrounded by o-rings, and perhaps the second greatest love story ever told, Zargie: A Comedy in Three Acts - Our Love is Out of this World!

Austin and Gloria discuss rad 90s lingo, forget how to form complete thoughts and sentences, and discuss theories surrounding the greatest love story of all time, Vrink: A Tragedy in Five Acts - From Friends to Enemies to Lovers!

The One Where It All Began. Gloria and Austin take a deep dive into the very first Disney Channel Original Movie, "Under Wraps" while also discussing why they love DCOMs and what motivated them to start this podcast. Grab your drink and let's do this!