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DeaconLive

By DeaconLive
DeaconLive goes through the lighter stories and social events from the past week along with personal real life events that may or may not be true
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DeaconLive - Quest for the Game
This Episode: Pig Kidney - Lawyer scam - Screw you Canon - Knitter troubles - Bad SUV mommy - Magnet Fishing - Diet hunger - Full bacon strips - Bye Krispy Kreme - Debbie Ice Cream - Money and Doughnuts - Dinner is late - Puppy luggage - BONES DAY
01:12:34
October 21, 2021
DeaconLive - Get The Whore Out
This Episode: Don't take Aspirin - Nuke your heart - Cure for stuffy nose - I AM a genius - Teal Pumpkins - Cheer Dad - What your mouth Alexa - Exhausted Man game - NO PICS for YOU - Mercury Retrograde - Couch Guy - Pepsi Jack - Popeye's Turkey - Mayo Coffee - No More Alien(s) - Tired Elk - "Tonight we feast!!"
01:43:32
October 14, 2021
DeaconLive - Someone's Paying Attention
This Episode: This week in "Death of.." - Drone discount - Return on my peeps - "You're not the lead singer" - Dollar stores - Falling cars - Lottery Death - 480 Otis - A Wedgie almost killed me - Mars tenants - Jeans are killing the planet - Skeleton lovers - Raising Cane - Cheesy Domino's - Test drive TV - Kirk in space - Snap office - Tampa stripper - Frosty breakfast - His name is Reggie
01:51:12
October 7, 2021
DeaconLive - Let the Chaos Begin
This Episode: This week in "What are the Chances?" - Chicken law suit - Mom's spaghetti - Confession dolls - Take the money and run - Kia recall (again) - Killing things - 11yo boy stabbed at haunted house - Batty guy dies - Tik Tok Quitters - 115 shots - Doge coin tacos - Frosty coffee - We hate fast food - Adult only restaurant
01:44:34
October 1, 2021
DeaconLive - For the Greater Good
This Episode: Being Whiter makes you cooler - Another Tik Tok challenge - Oreo in the news again - Ghost Poops - Tree markings - Glow plants - Today gets naked - KFC theft - Lantern bugs - Retiring in NC - Dead Holliday - Dog ears world record - Final final spin - Moon water - Sex in space launch - Early shopping - PBR cash
01:48:49
October 1, 2021
DeaconLive - 3 Step Rule
This Episode: Grace Kelly Challenge - Subway attack - COVID made me do it - Bud Lite NEXT - Michael Myers breaking the law - Raining CATS ? - Can mac - Brighter sky - RIce cakes crush it - Robo waiters - Home ship booze
01:41:41
September 16, 2021
DeaconLive - Mr. and Mrs. Other
This Episode: McDonald's conspiracies - Ocean Rocks - Do not apply men - Robots hate smoking - Internet is dead - Circle S3 - Short season 26 days - Frank's hot sauce - Caught on Camera : faker - CTC up to bat
01:26:52
September 9, 2021
DeaconLive - Life Will Find a Way
This Episode: Hot Pursuit Cop Experience - Chevy Bolts Burning - Human shields - Killer pain meds - Dry Scooping - Strawberry debate - Twix Shakers - Fruitarian - Milk Crate update - PB&J helps - Bunt or stroke - Virgin Sharks - Boat friend Wally - Hot Dew - Apple pie CTC - iCream - Nandi Kicks ass
01:30:45
September 2, 2021
DeaconLive - Your Word is Stop
This Episode: Pigs have wings - This week in cats - Paid to take your kids to school - Obvious man  - Darth Gator attack's - Utah deaths - Granny fell down a well - Nerf guns - FU carvana - 1.5 million in the hands of 2 dip shits - Chipotle scissor throw - pork wings - New CANDY corn - Dr chocolate - Video game cake - New Girl Scout Cookies
01:23:23
August 19, 2021
DeaconLive - Behave Yourself Out There
This Episode: Hello Jetman - Scared of Aldi's - Second Brain - Lions and Tiger and Bears - Airplane Karen's - 13 yo ducted taped - FAA Enforcement - Pay cuts from home workers - Dissecting a friend - Meteors in the sky - Billboard satellites - Boozy Dew and Boozy Parfait - New drunk cars - Hit and fly - Frozen corn syrup challenge - High Chicken - Smore donuts - I don't like "Tiggers" - Dog alerts - Future soccer player
01:40:29
August 13, 2021
DeaconLive - Reverse Engineering
This Episode: 100 yo Simpson's character - Taped to a seat again - Tesla takes on the water - Ac breakdown - Meth and keys - Traffic hold up - Trucking weed - Truck boat float - Built to order - Plane fights - Vette test drive - Bye Avalon - Oreo store - Cheese grater - Ironic Titanic - Ring cam birds - Nearsighted kids - Find Deacon in class photo
01:49:48
August 5, 2021
DeaconLive - Get Something, Do Something
This Episode: Food from plastic - That's MY dress - Planes falling out of the sky - Following Bearsun - Tesla underwater - Loud pipes cost $$ - Drop off fees - Happy cat app - Free college - Beyond pizza - Oreo's worst flavor - Burger roulette - No Mo mayo
01:43:37
July 30, 2021
DeaconLive - That Changes Everything
This Episode: Subway news - In your  butt  - Out your mouth - Car crashes - Swimply - Cancer sunblock - Real tuna website - Skyline Chili - HIV pills - MONKEY POX - Next GEN Jeep - Dukes of Hazard - Atypical - Lotto from a friend
01:30:20
July 22, 2021
DeaconLive - Mistake Mountain
This Episode: Troubling trends in airports - This week in Roller coasters - 10,000 NC lotto winners - Moon wobble - Adopt this hellion - Dye pack - Unhappy meal - We Quit - Free Sandwiches - Stroller Coaster - Snake on a plane - Duct taped passenger - Fly vs bug spray - Real toy guns - All star shoot out - Lightning kills Indians - Ton of Balls - Kraft Ice cream
02:08:06
July 19, 2021
DeaconLive - Anything Breast Can Do...
This Episode: Extremists friends - Woke Disney - Chestnut wins again - Skrinkflation - 4 day work week - Subways back - Doritos Loco returns - Chicken recall - Other dark meat - No more bad calls - More shark attacks - 14 year old sentence to death - Car fireworks - 2022 Land cruisers wrecked -  Invisible car - Karen of the Forth - Do you mind?
02:02:47
July 8, 2021
DeaconLive - That's Expensive
This Episode: People like you hate people like me - Venomous snake on the loose - Dragon man - Mercedes bad idea - Heat wave in the PNW - Melting cables - Personal AC - Healthiest County twice - No more fireworks - United buys planes - Wal mart Insulin - Don't milk me - CBD test - Drones in hurricanes - Andy Dick - Tech Dan
01:55:48
July 1, 2021
DeaconLive - I am Number 6
This Episode: Indigo Children - Hunt for BazarCall - Millionaire or Billionaire - Google Maps - Slushie Update - I DO NOT WANT to MARRY YOU! - HH30 is back - Billions vs Millions - Cancer forever?! - Best Bartender - BetMGM
01:15:22
June 24, 2021
DeaconLive - Blame It on the Burrito
This Episode: Dan from "Is This Going Somewhere?" Podcast on iHeartRadio joins us in the studio. Sold my Truck - Every scratch has a history - VAXX lotto scam - Government Cheese burger - Village Sex - Hot Dog steak sandwich - I cant have a mixed slushie? - STD are on the rise - Swallow by a whale - Day's off = NO holiday's - Gone Eye lid - Hood Riding - Failed drug test due to bad meat - Oreo Cheesecake
01:13:28
June 18, 2021
DeaconLive - Hold on a Minute
This Episode: Fat People's prayers have been answered - Delta 8 = Weed lite - Trojan Shield - Lets eat some bugs - Joints for jabs - Marvel leg found behind a Dollar General - Burger King is "dishonest" - F.U Prayer Warriors - How did your son die? - No Trucks available
01:00:51
June 10, 2021
DeaconLive - We're Peace Down History
This Episode: Ancient food chain coming back - Another message in a bottle(what did it say?) - A new king of classic rock `n` roll has been crowned - Beers are on the 'House' - You can now hazard flash in FL - Planet Retrogrades - Fire Moon - JBS got hacked - Guts on the highway - Tom and Mona's Meat Plant - Malt Vinegar - Polarized sunglasses in the rain - Who is Zack Williams - Bear attacks, Owner fights back - Weed killing robots
01:10:30
June 4, 2021
DeaconLive - It's Crap
This Episode: 8th Largest Land mass - Too fat to fly - Are you eating BTS food? -  Walmart is giving 50% off your purchase Mr. N****r  - Cable Car lift in Italy - Beetle in your ear - Door dash vs Ring Cam - Poke mon rush - Married at 14yo - Kia recall - Happy Cows - 37 Forks
01:05:57
May 28, 2021
DeaconLive - Translation: What a Pity
This Episode: Why did they pay the pipeline ransom - Is Amazon dropping the ball without workers - Kids do the craziest things to stay alive - Lets fly to the Super Blood Flower Moon - American Song Writers Contest - Fine on flights - Nice car, can we take your picture - Job fair staring at $28 per hour - Riding on fumes - Dressing basic to buy a car - See my crushed tread shirt (New style)
01:02:17
May 20, 2021
DeaconLive - Not My Fault
This Episode: Dryer sheets in your mailbox - Prom dress comes in cool ranch too - Why are my ears ringing - Doctors dont know right from left - Blood fan - Gas fights - Actual broken bridge - Glass bottom falls out - Wanna be a truck smuggler - 14k a week payday - China loves KFC - Acidic mouth - Only in FL - Why is the box breathing - Every white person in a horror movie
01:08:13
May 14, 2021
DeaconLive - Slow Turn
This Episode: Poolmageddon - What's with DOGE coin? - MAY 5th is the next "woke" holiday - Koala bears hate us - New Goldfish not for kids - Bison hunting is now open - Do you have hot mulch? - Morse Code could save your life - Fastest one to fall asleep wins!! - If you escape the house fire you lose - The woman that doesn't want to do the " world" anymore
01:08:47
May 6, 2021
DeaconLive - What Are The Chances
This Episode: Special Announcement today only - Balloons and Santa - $50 McBribe - Sabrina the teenage 'Bitch' - No more traffic stops - Eggs in a pan - Short wings - Zero = Diet - Miami Subs - Happy Birthday to me, again? - The 'Beaver" that shut down the internet - Clean Keys - Sweat Dukes - How large is large - Mileage tax - A Frozen doll
01:03:42
April 29, 2021
DeaconLive - Pleasurable and Possible
This Episode: Body cams for retailers - Postal workers looking at your social posts - Taco Bell is reusing their sauce packets - LSD trip from 1960's radio - Analog vs Digital - iCOPS - Jetson's Tread Mill - SALK institute - Choco-bo's are real!! - Tread Plus is a death machine - Home school Prom - WoolWorth - TerraCycle stock buy now - Pager the Monkey
01:06:28
April 22, 2021
DeaconLive - That Used To Be Me
This Episode: Where should we move? - Little brains make a Queen - West Virginia - Return the Money? - Home in Italy - MetaHumanz - Tik Tok face shifters - Hulk vs Hulkster - Fast food losing ground - Fight club might be real - What is Early for you - Can you use your arms to move
01:07:27
April 15, 2021
DeaconLive - Cow Jumped Over The Moon
This Episode: Cheetos Bullet - Bye Taco Tuesday - 1 out of 3 COVID people are crazy - SOS means ? - Ketchup Shortage - Crazy LA lady shooting - Tiger Woods update - Tik TOk Life saver - Shaq at Zale's - Low VOC - Deacon Dr Visit 2021 - RCTL number - Finger in my ass - Bow Hunt Weasel - Morse Code
01:02:42
April 8, 2021
DeaconLive - 7 Year Anniversary
This Episode: Cinnamon Toast Conspiracy - Happy Holi Days - Satan Shoes - Get out of my yard - My Wife in the studio - Chili cook off - Walmart Drama again - Holy Land - Scooter's Coffee - Pet Food Recall - New VOLT from VOLK - Kiss Comic Books - Real Blood - Dollar General - Four Trees
01:17:19
April 1, 2021
DeaconLive - Preda Marian
This Episode: Woke-poly - TSA vs DNA - White Hawk Down - Wright on Mars - Curtains and carpet attack - M.I.C.... See ya real soon - 540 Ollie - Sick facebook poster - CVS - Mulch is done - Bad dreams
01:03:35
March 25, 2021
DeaconLive - Chick Days
This Episode: Why are you itchy at night? - Free mulch delivered - I need your Netflix password - Purple Street lights - Day light savings struggle - Plane vs SUV - Perfect Zoom Meeting hack - Bear Bluff Strike - Potato Greeter - Do your laundry at night - Jessi Who?
56:57
March 18, 2021
DeaconLive - Rinse and Repeat
This Episode: Uber ride gets out of hand - New words removed from beauty products - Sea Slugs have the right idea - Return of a TACO BELL item - "My Life as" Dolls - Nickname vs Preferred name - Lester Monocle Haberdash -   Video walls falls on an EPSN guy - Kia Recall - My boyfriend Taught me how to act - Drone Bowling video - Apple watch saves your life - Tequila Train trip
01:01:05
March 11, 2021
DeaconLive - Searching in a Snowstorm
This Episode: Weed is always better - Lithium battery explosion - Story behind Dr Seuss - Back from the dead app - MyHeritage - StarBase, TX - Linkin Fails - Texas is Cured - Holy Trinity - Free ballers - Boca Chica - Barf Dart - Zion Williamson - DearMoon - Elonville or Muskland? - Deep Fakes
58:15
March 4, 2021
DeaconLive - Where to Start, Where to Stop
This Episode: The Muppet Show disclaimer - Grease is Rapey - This week in TIKTOK challenges - Podcast Fees - Story behind American Airlines - RIP Daft Punk - Assembly Required - Pure Unacceptable Laziness - RVezy - Imma Diva - Your name on a rover - Jennifer Aniston voice tick - Carrot Ring
01:02:53
February 25, 2021
DeaconLive - Electricity Island
This Week's Episode: Transjaking - Gronk - Texas Power - Not a Cat - Roof Shoes - Angry Dragon - Sleep walking wife - Frozen Turbines - Mylk - CBD oils - NUTmobile - Tax Tips - Grandma stealing mail - Breast vs Chest - Cat Apps  - Giant Veiny Penis
01:01:50
February 18, 2021
DeaconLive - Maybe It Was a Test
This Week's Episode: This week in pickles -  Gorilla Glue Real Story - NO More RIO - OZ remake - New pancakes - Pizza vs Cereal for breakfast - Streaker owes me $1000 - Nipples are bad - Big Crash - Citrus Gravel cereal - Cheetos hack
01:04:23
February 14, 2021
DeaconLive - Less Mouth More Support
This Week's Episode: Hunting season on an endanger species - New lazy shoes - Free items in the mail - We were wrong about global warming - Close to near death - Code name {DAN} - Meth in Orlando - Crocs vs Jailhouse slippers - Lays Classic hack - Album from an "UNborn" child - TIk tok hack warning - Julia Rose's Boobs
59:41
February 7, 2021
DeaconLive - Cookiegate
This Week's Episode: The Great Cookie Incident - Nastygram to Marey.com - Telegram users - Blueiful new color - YInMn - Peanut butter butter bread - VK - Big Corey - Las Vegas - Jenny to Forest Gump - Paper Towel Holders - Brawny - Chic fil a does it again - Bye Bye Pizza Pie - Mt Pleasant, SC
01:02:01
January 28, 2021
DeaconLive - Product Knowledge
This week's Episode: Box store vs Deacon again - 2 handed card games - Euchre - Rummy - Dry January - Dan from the best podcast currently downloaded " Is This Going Somewhere?" - Online shopping/returns - Weight loss trends - Face beards - This week in pickles - Polar Cup -  Blacklist audition scam - Whole30 - McUniversity
01:04:24
January 22, 2021
DeaconLive - Two Shortest Days
January 6, 2021 • 61 min This Week's Episode: Happy Birthday to me - Cabbage Patch Stickers - Leap Seconds - Gender neutral prayers - Atomic Clocks - Mom Dukes - Party season - Self check out - weighted blanket solved - Buy an island - Purple Mattress - Food Dropper - Swaddle 
01:01:04
January 7, 2021
DeaconLive - Game Changers
This Week's Episode: Are you ready for VNYE? - Hungarian Blind woman's 2021 Predictions - FULL STORY for Twisted Tea Attack - Wine with Sloths - New rules for Wal mart returns - Weighted blankets how to - Name 3 songs from Metallica! - I almost died, AGAIN!! - Work Boy from Nintendo - 2020 immemorial - All your predictions from the website
01:03:35
December 31, 2020
DeaconLive - For the Love of God, Why?
This Week's Episode: F#@#%ing Roosters! - Did you Shit in my yard - New Bi pic with Frank Sinatra - Funniest joke ever - That's not a cat in my tree - New China sandwich - New job application in Anson County, NC -  " I Dont even know Carol Baskin!!" - Better than the PS5 game console
59:25
December 24, 2020
DeaconLive - Kettle Bells
This week's Episode: Stories ripped the Florida Headlines - Talked to Comic Gretchyne B - How to wrap holiday presents - Eat a cannibal sandwich - Pill mix up recall - Food that makes you smarter longer - Present Jail - Amazon Thieves - Detroit Comedy show - 2021 New years predictions - Unnessarsy Christmas songs
59:51
December 17, 2020
DeaconLive - Selfish
This week's episode: New 2021 Virus ? - Talking to Aliens - Ant Farm musical group interview - Are you still buying presents? - I Stole from WalMart again - Plastic Polluters award winners - No guns from Santa - Bad Publix Cookies
01:06:01
December 10, 2020
DeaconLive - Bunny Believers
This Week's Episode: Monolith again - 400 Rabbits church - Chicken from chicken - Tik Tok #1 video - M to the B - Home Alone pt2 - Grab the poo - Keep eating your leftovers - 2021 predictions - "Be Heard" - Called the Grinch! - Cultured meat - Marrs - Spacex - Give us your 2021 Predictions
01:07:16
December 3, 2020
DeaconLive - An Unusual Situation
This Week's Episode: Look at my Monolith - Dog vs gator vs man - Big storms reveal treasures - Work Bonuses - Rodney's Inspirational quotes - Publix for one - Deep fried FunYuns - Deep fried Pillows - Turkey Cake - Expired pizza - Crock pot recall - Head waxing - Facts about TurkeyDay!!
01:00:46
November 26, 2020
DeaconLive - Sucker Punched
This Week's Episode: Return of the Super Band - Maxx to fly again - What do you do after thanksgiving day? - Strawberry knee - Catch the crotch - Jake is Jacked - Super band - Clay Pigeons - Peach state is Hollywood south - Chainmail - Online Cheetos Clothes - Shitty Tree - 1 out of 10 is not going to make it - Alpha females vs Alpha males - Snack.com - Mopar baby!!
59:20
November 19, 2020
DeaconLive - What Do You Hear?
This Week's Episode: Rule of 3 again - We talk to Songwriter Tom Gants - Bring you joy.world - Big Tech out of control - Open season in Florida -Green Needle - BrainStorm - You look harmless - Customer Care - 1 800 calls - Lowe's - Jet Audio - Ministry Concert - Anti Mob - FB jail? - Jumping Ship - This week in NEW FOOD items
01:10:12
November 12, 2020
DeaconLive - #ButFirst
This Week's Episode: Funeral vs Wedding - California Turkey day rules - Outside Eating - Big Bother casting - Kanye 2020 votes - I can be a president one day - A tie = wresting bout - S2 ' Is this going somewhere? ' trailer - Oregon is doing it right - 7 Planets in the sky - Where did you go Leonard? - NY Rats - Murder Hornets
01:00:10
November 5, 2020
DeaconLive - Lets Do the Time Warp
This week's Episode: (WARNING: First 15minutes was recorded in a cave) Happy Halloween!! - Discounted food store - Next paid day off - What to do and not do with Halloween decors - Up to Snuff - Vote Code App - Yorick! - Pole Dancing - That is a Skull - Monkey labor - Waste management  letter - LA causes more COVID - McBroken - 20 gallons of blood -  Full moon and sample of water - Cancelled Clowns
01:08:55
October 30, 2020
DeaconLive - I Got a Rock
DeaconLive - I Got a Rock October 21, 2020 • 64 min This Week's Episode: DIE HARD is back! - Author J.M.Pozon Interview - Driving in Virginia - Halloween movies - Dart board signs - Brand new pen - Michael Lipschnato - Kool aid self check out - Concrete seas - Democrat in VA - Kids be KIds - Hula Fees - No more peanuts - Spy racers -  DieHard is back
01:04:45
October 22, 2020
DeaconLive - Not Taking Me Alive
DeaconLive - Not Taking Me Alive This Week's Episode: Clear Cakes - Policess - 3/2 bitch - Chased by a cougar(full story) - Loose Lips - Night caps - Nissan Titan - CriCUt Machine? - New Rocket man - Moosh Tv - StripTruck.com - Utahn?  - China vs Japan - Lose the term " VIA" when talking about tech stuff - Agar agar - Telephone brand - PB Sauce - 12 days of kit kat - Netty Pot - Frozen Snickers - Nathan A costume - Regal Boats
01:02:53
October 15, 2020
DeaconLive - Second Brightest Thing
This Week's Episode: Big MARS - Power Wheels Derby - Sipping and Rolling - 1000 Piece Puzzles - Haunted car wash - 3 dead in a week rule - Halloween Make up tips from a 6yo - Grandma vs hurricanes vs white claws - 1000 piece puzzles - Richmond, VA - RV life is sad - Tell me whats on your mind
58:01
October 8, 2020
DeaconLive - Back from the Banks
This Week's Episode: Dog or clown? - new coaster - Tampa # 1 - Foul mouth birds - Nascar dirt track - ADA - Elephant in the room - waraq is a terrorist gang - Berlin patient - Cut mullet - Tampa bay - Outer Banks NC - Corolla NC - Brake checking - Dirt Cake - Elephant Douche - Red Fish
01:06:39
October 2, 2020
DeaconLive - Anti-Clock Turner-Backers
This Week's Episode: Soft Skills - 3D pics - United Mississippi - Fierce Melon - Floating Hospitals - Texas BBQ vs NC BBQ - Rambo movies - Hobo Beer - Lost my Peeps - Natty Nuts - UCF vs Bayler - Beer nuts - OBX - Wild Horses - New Mt Dew - Poll Workers - Steak - Lock your doors - Chuck Norris - Gatorade - Simply Success
01:01:35
September 18, 2020
DeaconLive - Cry Laughing Cry Sweating
This Week's Episode: Get me off this plane! - Text to voice theater - Piss on a spark plug - a new religion of mask wears - streaming shows are dead - New mask for Halloween - Mr Belvedere - Kate plus 8 - Disney Christmas - Family Guy mayor - Jesse Adcock - Ducks in a pond
59:47
September 11, 2020
DeaconLive - One Perfect Drop
This Week's Episode: Apple Cider Vinegar - New Terms for FB - Salmon Patties Recipe - Hard Cut - Sleepy Joe facts - Food lion - Voter's ID - Slingshot candy - Ranch on Pizza - Like Mamma Did - Wounded Warrior - Bag o Cheetos  for $65 - Pumpkin Spice going away - Wife cant shop anymore - I need weed - Double negative
01:05:25
September 7, 2020
DeaconLive - Product Has Been Enlarged
This Week's Episode: Roomba is getting smarter - Corona Cuffing - Hurricane = Coffee with spoon - Joe Exotic series cast - Hello Kettle - Hot for teacher glasses - Below sea table - Berry crunch smartfood - Burger King breakfast - dry cereal yuck - worst kids in the neighborhood - Dashers are rich - Over priced nachos - Texas Brisket - F!@$ You Tony!! - Mini game consoles - "Dinaries???" - The Crippler - What's your name from your dog?
59:14
August 30, 2020
DeaconLive - All Hands on Deck
This Week's Episode: How to register to vote step by step - Marshville SHOUT OUT -  Hydrolyte - 150meter hop - Rarely drink soda - Finger of God - Gopro cams - Jump in where the grass is high - Deland tornado - Scottsdale AZ - This week of meat shortages - New safety bracelet for women - Starship SN5 rockets - Fake motorcycle video - GoRunFoundation.org - Tell us about it "GIbby" -  Chaser pills
01:02:60
August 21, 2020
DeaconLive - Let Them Eat Dirt
This Week's Episode: I'm an Audio Whore - This week in Mask Debates - Weird Wal mart coloring book - What's up Marshville - Skylake South - Sprouts Farmer's Market - 2020 Music - Wet back table - Blockbuster Air bnb - Game 21 - Well is well - Federal crime in Illinois - Maybe i'm old - Now you're a sophomore - Hot cup of Joe - Bye bye Dr Pepper - Halloween is saved
01:08:15
August 14, 2020
DeaconLive - Essential Moving Parts
This week's Episode: Skype vs Zoom - Get ready for "Sneeze guards"  - Buy this stock - Do you wanna work here? - Under arm juice - Murder on your street - Work for this company - Having good neighbors - My 6 year anniversary - Tips for food shopping - Murder on your street
01:06:22
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - Paranoid Parents
This episode we discuss : God says "stay open" - This week in Mt Dew - Gas under $1 - Smiling Moon - Let's WORK IN!!! - The "Forward Academics Kids' Education" Act - Becky's Hair Salon - Split house Quarantine? - ID10T form - Death by servicemen - NO sim card - gray since 21
59:21
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - Hear It Here
Listen now as we talk about: Essential employees are not essential - Air scrubbers - DIY face masks - Actual COVID test video - Facebook Games - Tips working from home - Survivor Buff - Richard Simmons - Penis Hole - Slapbooks - Dick at home - Stores closing forever - Test Run - Paint & Wine - Binary Cancer? - Theory House - Logan's Steakhouse - Facebook Live - Online services
01:06:28
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - Tired of Not Trying
Listen to DeaconLive as we discuss: This week in pickles - Renters vs Homer owners - Bring back VH1 - Who needs hair cuts; guys vs girls - we were trashy now we are classy - What have we learned so far - Skinny white bitches - J Howell tribute show coming soon - Deep listenings during the show
01:07:38
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - Jason Howell Show
This is the show Jason Howell deserved. Because of the Stay-at- Home order, I am hoping that those that knew him and enjoy this as a tribute. Listen to Deacon as he unfolds stories about Jason Howell Jason Howell past away on 4/15/2020.  He was a huge influence on all the content that you hear on this podcast! Listen and follow the journey. "He was my best friend, that's it! I have no friends anymore!"
43:18
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - Not the Same
This Episode: How good is your restaurant - Facebook doesn't CARE - Tommy's BBQ stand(fake) - Books are education - Share your pictures - Local Restaurants support - White person smile - Slow Urkel - Nazi Shoes - Cheese Wagons - FU Dunkin Donuts - New remake Bud Ad - Free PS4 games to DL
01:10:21
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - Was Fun While It Lasted
On this episode: Kid found 135K - Doing dry wall - This week in assholes - Remember the good times - Kielbasa - Make your own donuts - Sidewalk Susan - Cross walk Crissy  - Punks Not Dead - Our fav restaurant is closing - Murder hornets vs NYPD - The internet was broken - Meat Shortage - New puzzle from Heintz
01:04:55
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - TakHomaSak
This Episode: Hollywood is a Funeral home - Hot Pepper vinegar - Steak n Shake vs Sonic - iRacing - Cheap flights will burn you - $28 Cruises - Uber Law! - Dr. and Nurses working on Dr. and Nurses - Contract with the Devil - Fingers in your butt - Good for now - Just the 2 of us?!?!
59:08
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - Knockin' Blocks off Tree Tops
This Episode: We have a leak - Ruby Red? - Weed for hours - Devil Contracts - Mind your own business family! - Barney is super sexy - THANK you for holding the door - CLT>SANFRAN - Drive in comedy - Batwoman is gay? - Publix FL - Upload show - Wrong Missy
01:04:14
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - Check Your Creases and Folds
This Episode: Make it make sense - Hung with friends of the show - Carbonless Bike Mechanic -  Walmart vs ThredUp - Live open to close - Ticks created superglue - Unbreakable I am - NC weather alerts sucks - Terrence K Williams Speech - An Internal freakout - Covid vs ticks - Tuesday Morning is gone - Paycheck to paycheck - Good guys go LIVE on FB  at your house - Next Chicken sandwich - Hidden Chik Fil A store
01:02:18
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - The Golden Rule
This week's Episode We do we loot? - Costco brings back what COVID 19 took away - Good news for Florida - BAskin and RObbins - Why do we put it in that order - $36,000 solves it! - NASA vs NATHA - George Floyd Autopsy Results - I can fix it on my end - Apple is tracking looted phones - HEY! Pick you shit up!!
58:08
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - White Allergies
This week's Episode: 2020 is our vision - RNC in Jacksonville - BLM vs PS4 - Prison Kiosk - Conway Tornado - Elmer Judd - Clown Fest in Charlotte - Full of Cheese - Toad Venom - This week in Food and Restaurants - Beavis Fire fire - Bluray vs HD DVD - Jpay
01:03:47
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - Goodbye Aunts and Uncles
This week's episode: Alpine coasters - Hot dog pks of 8 - Buns pks of 12 - Workout pods - 100k roulette - I'll have something "else" - Trifecka of fastfood - Hospitality House - Wagyu beef - 103 fake stories - I AM FATT! - Workout pods - Mad Magazine - Uncle Ben's Rice - Old lady down! - American Blackeye - KFC wedges - Al JAffe - Teach our children now
01:06:13
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - Hyper Charged Environment
This week's Episode: Widget County - F is for Family - Hot Poker penis - Sausage gravy - Thug LIfe FB games - Bill Burr - London Broil steak - Euchre - Right and Left Bower - Templeton, CA - No Free slurpees - I have seen some things at strip clubs - Florida radio station - Free samples - KardKeeper app - Breakfast pizza revues
01:09:33
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - Delete. Delete? Delete!
This week we discuss: The Order - Bobbi Lee - NPH - Led Bruise - Onion County - Torch at the top - Tar Baby Paint - Toast and butter - Kitchen PC - Bobby Bonilla day - Cleveland show - CHestnut - Crossing swords - Max Headroom - masks in NC - Phil Lamarr - FLip razor phones - Baby mama - ATT sucks - Beaver and butt plug - Florida radio - 4th of July
01:04:22
August 10, 2020
DeaconLive - Everyone's got something to say
This week's episode: Cali Fireworks - Tipsy Bartender - Hot painted tires - Jimmy Johns - The lord - Go swing - Gulf of mexico - Rebel Ban - Conversation with a 7 yo - I am Mean - Hunch punch - Chess board pieces - Melbourne FL - Att customer service - bread rope - Go get Bridget! - weed card - Nestor the band - Produce stand 2020
01:12:51
August 9, 2020
DeaconLive - Audio Clip#666
This weeks episode we discuss: Control Burn - Treasure quest in Michigan - Gretchyn Boshart -  STOP Date Night - Home depot coupon scam - Robbed Walmart - Fart phone - Shotgun brain - Last comic standing - Haterswanted - Redds apples - keys phone wallet gum - Duke belly - Dat Phan - Ryan has breasts - No cash anymore - Clean room tents
01:08:22
August 9, 2020
DeaconLive - With Mrs Deacon
This weeks episode we discuss: This week in Pickles LIVE - BB22 - 30# in 6weeks - Better than Fondue Party - My name is CHAD - Pet Desk App - 75 years today Hiroshima  - Desert Island - Survivor - Covid 38 - Anchor.com - Plants for my wife - Seedsheet.com - Wendy's Breakfast - I wanted hashbrowns! - Reduced INTO my clothes - Breaded weenies - $3 whore $100 dress - The Great MAsk Debate - Beggar's market - Dew-ski fan? -  Propane Dragon -  Movie Reviews
01:15:27
August 9, 2020
DeaconLive - Green to Orange
This week we discuss: Tickling gives you PTSD - I need bail money - Begger's Market - Maria has a mustache - Lowe's changes how they sell racist items - Walmart updates - Miami Strip Clubs - Fire Saga - Coke Salt Packets - 10% before taxes - Southern rights vs Northern Rules - Nothing on the tables - Canning your garden veggies
01:08:09
August 3, 2020
DeaconLive - Sugar McDirty Feet
This weeks episode we discuss: I got the HERP - FB removes video details - The sky is green - COVID 19 on our front door - Duck on a water's back - Necco waffers - Zero Day hiking - Kudzu pills - App Trail - Match.com - What if she's right? - Office training - Magic Beans from China - Mask on top of masks - Devil's Backbone Brewery
59:40
August 3, 2020