The Dead Baby Bear Podcast

After a short hiatus, the All Day Breakfast boys are back in the saddle with another great podcast, including intro music! This week we talk awkward comedy merch, Zoom comedy shows, we shout out the Remember The Game podcast, Jim loves virtual reality, touchy comedy bits & smart joke writing and Elon Musk being a dick. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/AllDayBreakfastPod

Sean and Kathleen are still rattled about that bad review. Reflecting on podcasts past. What are dominatrixes like? Where do cucks come from? Is “nice romper” a compliment? Sex and pets. Does Sean have ADHD? Kathleen thinks so. You’d be surprised what poor guys can get away with. Mask diapers. Sean is not a pod-cuck. Tantric podcasting. Kathleen went to the dentist. The power of prayer. That bad review is still bugging Sean and Kathleen. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

We got a bad review. Honesty is terrifying. When women want something bigger, they can get em. Hot chicks aren’t as hot with masks on. Sean got COVID’d. The world needs Karens. Kathleen is a compilation gal. Why can’t straight white males dance the way they want to? I would like you better if you were a lesbian. “They seemed likable.” Apache beard. “I’m the Tom Cruise of blowjobs.” Follow us: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

This week on the show: lung herpes. CERB talk and mask truthers. Is this racist? Sean and Kathleen don’t miss hugs or handshakes. Sean takes an ADHD test. Big balls are gross. Who wants more semen? “I did so good they gave me the pills!” Pussy cripplers and French ticklers. Tractor sex toys. The world is too angry. Pixelated puss. Let the lava flow. Sean wipes back to front. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

You can’t be a diva in the Canadian comedy world. How would you want to die? Cancel culture. Radio is like comedy. It was spaghetti, you idiot. Sean talks about his worst ever show. Have you ever wanted to be a karaoke DJ? Could you hold a baby during sex? Sean has questions about menopause. Eugene ate a pot cookie. Reverse bidet.

Firefighter brutality. I’m willing to risk my life for new teeth. Titanic 2 is a bad movie, but you should watch it. Comedy condos are a forensic audit of the previous comedian. “He’s in the middle of a book touch.” A parent is just a person who fucks. Look at the mop on this! Dottie puked on Sean and his things. Poor people put more thought into pet names. What is your Baja Rosa corkage fee? Follow us at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

What’s the point of being on the podium in a diaper? Can you poop underwater? Covid comedy is not bad. No one cares about the problems of rich people. Sean looks racist. Kathleen feels bad for red hats. Sean has a good idea for a police TV show. Kathleen likes to ruin men’s weekends. Follow us at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

Kathleen thinks she’s going to get cancelled. Sean had a shitty job. The team talks George Floyd. Who would want to be a police officer? Everybody has to ‘Karen Up’ sometimes. Everything is scary. Is CERB going to run out? Home renovations make Sean cry. Defund Home Depot! “I love these ‘glory hole’ things.” Look out for straight white aliens. Follow us at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

Are online comedy shows cool? Acoustic comedy. If you buy a rotten vegetable, you deserve a rotten vegetable. Remember high school graduation? Puking at a rich kid’s house. Don’t buy condoms at the same 7-11 you buy your slurpees from. Having a dog is kind of like having a kid. Kathleen’s dogs fight to the death. Asking for nudes is rude. Sean fast-forwards through sex scenes. Is Joe Biden a hair sniffer?

How long before people start saying you’ve got the “Man-Covid”? Mattress Hall of Fame. Sean did an online comedy show and didn’t stand close enough to his router. Kathleen might buy a new vacuum. Are you a “toys and person” kinda gal? Sean would hate art if he wasn’t an artist. Then his battery dies. Don’t ask to see my feet! How would you want to be murdered? Do you think Doughnut Party would sponsor us? Sean makes Kathleen pick between two kids. Fitbits are tough critics during isolation. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear 

Social distancing. “I never thought I would live to see bleach make a comeback.” Sean has a really good analogy about muffins. If you grew up in Edmonton, you know all about Coeur d'Alene. Was Kathleen too young for the Sunday Night Show? 9/11. Humans are like goldfish. Should we still support Batman given the role of bats in our current pandemic? AFTER ALL HE’S DONE TO US?!?!? You can’t be monogamous during a pandemic. Don’t Google anything. Conspiracy theories. Country music: we didn't steal it from black people, that's how you know it sucks. And more…Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

Are there cucks in the animal kingdom? God has gotten better at drawing over the years. What is your favourite Asian? It would suck if every immigrant was a white teen. If you work during coronavirus you should get a bonus, except for grocery store workers. Learn how to punch a box, idiot. Kathleen watches porn on her phone. Sean wants a dry foot jerk. Male nurses have it tough. I can’t wait to sink my teeth into these premises. A wet pussy is nine thousand sneezes. Don’t trigger yourself. Kathleen googles “face dildo.” Sean says it should be on the forehead so you can headbang. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear 

Kathleen’s funeral will be a touching, not a viewing. Pin the needle on the fetus. Kathleen used to wash her hands until they were bleeding. What if pink eye made you immune to coronavirus? Fuck Fabricland! Sean used to get his ‘janit’ on. Kathleen still remembers all the people who puked at school. Sean can’t puke around other people. Coronavirus update. “The Divide In Code.” Kathleen is a fish murderer. Sean threw out a bunch of old photos. You shouldn't do things 'Wet market style' anymore. Rhinos need to be bitten by bats so they can rebound as a species. Is he eating popcorn on a swing? Saskatche-what?

There are no depressed chimps. Whales evolved from wolves. Do fish sleep? Did you know that cats have abortions? Nature films are mostly murder and Sean wishes they had less sex. Are you less of a lady if you don’t mind cum? It’s a difficult time to be a serial killer. Kathleen has her first "book story" of the podcast. Comedy isn’t football. My life is a rainy day. Follow us everywhere at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

This week on the best podcast in the world: What is your ha-dometer reading? This podcast is dedicated to the truckers of North America. Sean can’t live without milk and cheese. Guys used to like no asses. Now they like asses. Or did they like asses all along? People from small downs don’t cut their turds. When is the best age for your parents to get divorced? Fake cheating is the quickest way to break up with someone. Sean hates the people walking around wearing surgical masks. Kathleen has been thrifting. Are you here to buy something for a prettier friend? Find us on social media and Youtube here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear 

Kathleen has two more problems than Sean. “I would die to look that fat!” Get that spaghetti outta here! That's how little cats respect us. Can we do a kid roast? All ashes go in one spot. What if you want your body everywhere? Why isn’t it called the bat flu? Sean wants to ride an elk. Kathleen is into massage porn. Russians have huge hands. Sean shits on heaven and hell. Another scratchy ticket failure. Like and Subscribe! Find us on social: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear 

This week on the Dead Baby Bear podcast with Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber: Kathleen has never had shot burn. Sean went to a very weird school. Ordering Skip The Dishes to the ICU. People should have to audition for organ donations. Show idea: McDonalds - Count the Filet. Kathleen is mildly anxietal. You learn a lot about people during a dog search. What’s a Halley Burton? No Travis lights up a room. ADHD is better as a senior. Are there CPAP machines for babies? Shit with sugar on it. Stay home if you don’t want to be purged. Who’s this LinkedIn hunk? Dick pic etiquette. There are no pro scratch-and-winners. Follow all our stuff here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear

Kathleen gets scammed by a monkey. Sean fully misunderstands what a “weighted blanket” is. Hoodies are a summer dress for fat guys. Sue Johanson made Canadians good at sex. Dicks are pretty self-explanatory. A listener is diagnosed with sleep apnea. Alt-comic slowly dies on stage. What STI do koalas have? I’ve got a bad case of the scratchies. More pelvic itch than a koala in a bush fire. The US should have killed someone more famous. Kathleen just wants some attention. Seriously, koalas have the clap. This show needs a good scandal. It’s my best week of the day. Does it go ears-to-heart? Most millionaires aren’t cool. Kathleen would give Sean $5 million if she won $70 million. It appears to be a non-winning ticket. Why is my mom such a skeleton? Podcast co-guests stick together. Follow us on Instagram @DeadBabyBear

How did Kenny G pop? Does jazz even have songs? Things go squirrelly when Sean takes a huge solo dump. Sean is the R Kelly of recycling. Kathleen looks back on a date with a young hoarder. Charles sleeps in a bed that used to belong to a little girl. The epic journey of the missing nut. Breakthroughs in male underwear technology. Does a pussy feel like extra butt cheeks? Good looking guys don’t get enough credit. Have you ever pooped in a bucket? One co-host has. Charles is a violent backscratcher. Don’t trust a turtleneck...and more! Follow us at @DeadBabyBear on Instagram and find us on Youtube!

Sean goes after multi-level marketers, tupperware and CBD. Kathleen pitches the next two must-see reality shows: the Real Housewives of Zimbabwe and Boyle Street. Kathleen wants to open a hot face yoga studio so men can get together and cry. Sean wouldn’t take advice from a future or current version of himself. Everytime you see a hot guy, you’ll probably see a hot chick, but once you hit 50 everyone is gross. Sean thinks Christmas is the best time to shop for yourself. Don’t miss the Kathleen McGee Boxing Day Blowout. How much is a family member worth? Sean thinks Kathleen is worth at least $50,000 in a hostage situation. Kathleen wants to be at a 7/11 when it gets robbed. Sean wants all-ages Amber (Esther) Alerts. White girls don’t twerk, they pop that trunk. Do we win our scratchy ticket? Tune in to find out. Follow us @DeadBabyBear on Instagram!

Kathleen discovers the new Baby Shark, Sean loves corporate Christmas comedy. Hockey parents are crazy, Sean accuses Kathleen of victim shaming, looks back on a trip to Whiteknife and thinks women have it worse than men. Kathleen isn't a Star Wars person but is into baby Yoda. Should we cancel the word "abreast"? A moment of pure scratchy-ticket related joy. Follow us on Instagram @deadbabybear.

Tune in this week for a very special episode of the Dead Baby Bear Podcast where Sean and Kathleen take over "One Night Stand-Up" and perform for a live audience! This month: Kathleen refuses to wear socks and Sean smells her shoe. Would you rather swallow shit or cum? Sean learns about a certain type of cup that's only for women and that you only wear a tampon when you want to ruin the plumbing at a Boston Pizza. Plus: comedy from Jim Kerr, Natasha Lyn Myles and Mike Lynch! 

Sean likes to perform for the oldest people possible, Kathleen doesn't care about climate change and some people are on board. Ever get your package stuck in a zipper? Sean invents the term skin zipper. Kathleen has good dental genes. More men are "coming out" of the fridge. Arguing with people on Facebook is a waste of your energy. Do men get a worse flu than women? Kathleen talks about the one time she "gold dug" and why it wasn't worth it. Oh, and Sean and Kathleen plug their LIVE TAPING on Wednesday, November 6 at 9910 (9910 - 109 Street, Edmonton). It's free, it starts at 7:30 p.m. and you should definitely go. We might even give away that t-shirt!

Sean gets a call from the CRA and Kathleen is tracked down by the Government of British Columbia. Election fever hits the Dead Baby Bear den. Sean and Kathleen break down “Youtube families” and the term “meh.” Who does a stand-up set at a funeral? Sean thinks it would be cute if, when we die, we’re buried with live kittens. “Can you do a rapid perogy dehydration pre-funeral?” Kathleen’s grandpa was a badass POW. We almost win a scratchy ticket. ALMOST. Did you miss us?

Sean and Kathleen talk corporate comedy and smoking in low-rent motels. Is food addiction more tragic than heroin addiction? Sean tells us under what circumstances he would start answering phone calls from creditors. Is Kathleen a dirty comic? Sean breaks down an early crosstown rivalry. Would you let your kid sail across the ocean for the environment, or is driving a vehicle with eco-boost enough? Kathleen wants to get into reality TV. Sean tells us why he never wore blackface. Then it gets political. Do they win this week's scratchy ticket? You're darn tootin' right they do. Or, do they? Listen to find out.

Sean feels weird selling his album, Kathleen does not. Sean asks frequently asked questions and gets terrible customer service. Sean and Kathleen have a respectful discussion about 9/11. If the oil sands paid minimum wage, Sean thinks we’d find an alternative. Kathleen has a high school reunion coming up and talks about doing comedy for a former bully. Sean looks into his benefits and considers holistic braces for his kid. We win big on the scratch ticket!! Just kidding, we lost again. Message us @DeadBabyBear and win a t-shirt!

Did Sean get laid as a McDonald’s manager? Have you ever had sex with food? Kathleen experiments with popsicles. Kathleen talks strippers. Dave Chappelle, Louie Anderson and anti-vax moms. Only atheists go to heaven. Kathleen drinks the microphone. Edibles that don’t taste like weed suck. Edmonton has scooters and Sean had no idea. Kathleen is releasing an album. Worst bomb stories. Vaginal rejuvenation. Penis enlargements and penis reductions. Andddddd a $5 scratch and win victory!  ALSO: Dead Baby Bear shirt giveaway!!!!!

EP 015: Peanut the dog goes missing and Sean goes to Vernon. Kathleen has a Ford Escape thanks to Wendy McGee. Young comics nowadays!! Marc Maron and Conan O'Brien. Seeing eye dogs. Eugene turns 3/21. Do animals masturbate? Is it 'Uranus' or 'Your-anus'? The Grinch who stole your virginity. Princess Diana dies. Kathleen sleeps through 9/11. Another scratch and win goes nowhere.

EP 014: In this week’s ramblefest, Kathleen quizzes Sean on old Oilers trivia. Ms. McGee meets a drunk Wayne Gretzky. Fur trade. Attack of the porn bots. Gun control. Hitler was a dog person. Eugene fights Adam. Kathleen gets high in public…again. Sean has no idea what a diva cup is. Kathleen wears a blood diaper. Sean is bad at home renos. Never hire student painters. Ryan always checks the bag at the drive thru. Does Alberta own the mountains? Sean crosses the line and tells an unsavory school shooting joke. Etc…

EP 013: What is this episode of the podcast about? Wouldn't you like to know...Well, if you would like to know, why not just listen? 

EP 012:  On this week’s waste of time, Kathleen explains why she has meaty beef curtains. Sean talks green rooms. Pro vs amateur porn. Female rappers. Sean gets his comedy ass kicked by an auctioneer. Kathleen reviews the Aziz Ansari Netflix special. Sean reminisces about Last Comic Standing auditions. Kathleen likes thick-wall pussy porn. Kathleen can’t remember the name of any short man. Big Brother Canada. How far would Kathleen go to be successful?  Wrong side of history? Sean prefers to sit on the fence of history. Watermelon winnings scratch and win!! Kathleen gives a fake lottery ticket to her mother. Horror ensues.   

EP 011: Vape talk!!! Kathleen loves gay porn. Will gets lost. A 7-11 reference at 7:11. Christian quiche. Kathleen claims being trans is easy. Sean’s kids embarrass him in public. Kathleen reminds men to stop touching women’s shoulders. What if Kurt Cobain lived? Farmers and horses know when they’re going to die. Orca language training. #notmyariel. A racially-tinged podcast. Hannigan opens up about his DUI and Alcoholics Anonymous is for winners.

Ep 010:  Kathleen wonders why broccoli can’t be delicious. Kathleen brags about having Crave. Kathleen talks micropenis. Masturbation in the 50’s. Sex ed. Sue Johansson. Hey google play Joan Rivers!! Kathleen should have a dog baby. Reminiscing about Bill Cosby  and Andrew Dice Clay. Kathleen goes to HMV. Kathleen gets friendship grounded.  PTSD dogs. Should prisoners train dogs? Do dogs think cuddling is sex?  Freaky Friday late show. Should comedians get grants? Taylor Swift update. Beyond vegetables meat products.  

Ep 009:  Kathleen wants a Nissan Rogue. Puppet show podcast. Kathleen is a medium-functioning alcoholic.  Louis CK talk. Kelowna trip. 7-11 stories. Kathleen cleans shit at a Starbucks. Your Opa was Don Draper. Kathleen drinks throughout. Kathleen gives a disclaimer.  Sean is concerned about 4 star reviews. 

Ep 008:  Comedian Rob Pue joins the podcast team and talks about the olden days. Kathleen dreams big. Rob talks Fargo’s. Kathleen can’t act. Is laughter the best medicine? Should you bring your dog to a naturopath? Kathleen tells the story of a man who had a heart attack while she was on stage. Kathleen carves a blumpkin. Did Sean say jars or cans? Sean talks about his life behind bars. Rob and Sean leave early for trivia.  

EP 007: Sean feels like Joe Rogan and hates Canucks fans. If Christ didn't exist, Kathleen would be a corporate comedian. Chicks buy into paleo and the past. Sean disappoints a fan. Kathleen laughs at misogyny. Sean's scratching technique is terrible. Did we win the scratchy ticket?

EP 006:  Pants vs. trousers. Kathleen eats bananas upside down. Sean’s shitty Bob Cole impression. WNBA $$$. Lingerie football. Sean reminisces about his days as a janitor. Eat what’s on the menu. Too much Quesa not enough Dilla. Doggie DNA tests. Kathleen’s dogs are nazi’s. Office lottery wins get messy.  

EP 005:  Patrice O’Neal vs. Bill Cosby. Kathleen gets the right amount of high and gets turned on when cars take control. Reminiscing about T-9 texting and driving. Sean’s kids puke up sushi and he talks about a time he was the racist MC. Ben Folds 5 is pro-choice. Real slurpee talk!! Kathleen enhances the root. Drive-thru etiquette. Restaurant ordering protocol.  

EP 004: Sean makes fun of Calgary out of nowhere and for no good reason, Kathleen “feeds the horses,” Sean and Kathleen discuss working with Ari Shaffir. Also, our hosts dream of booking a crazy comedian festival. Fort Mac vs. Grande Prairie. Sean has to leave early to pick up his kids (He was late and the police were involved).

EP 003: In this episode, Kathleen is exposed as a bad dog mom, Sean goes to Second Cup, Kathleen gives birth to a dog, Sean shits on comedian reality shows, Kathleen talks Prince George and reminds us she has a boyfriend. The patriarchy needs a nap. Did we mention Kathleen has a boyfriend? 

EP 001: In this episode, Kathleen and Sean discuss Mr. Sub vs. Subway, whether or not Sean would save his children from a burning building, Kathleen fat shames American cows and Sean assumes he’d be generous if he had any money. Also, do squirrels eat your penis when you die? Listen and find out.