Debated and Rated

After a few weeks of chaos we sit back down to talk about our dear friend and cohost getting engaged. Kidney stones are no bueno, and Jack introduces the others to the living legend The LA Beast.

We've had a busy week. One of use is waiting for the results of a COVID test so we're waiting to hear back on that before we get together. In the meantime, here is the first episode of our Patreon exclusive Dungeons and Dragons series. Patrons - we'll make it up to you we promise.

Was trying to think of a clever description but nothing feels right. It's a normal episode, we talk about Michelin-Starred restaurants and take an ATLA quiz. Justice for George Floyd, rest in power. 

Ya like Jello? Most of us don't, apparently. If you see a Tarantula Hawk wasp don't think, just run.

A fresh, perfect copy of our good friend makes an appearance in this episode to usher in a new era of Margarita Mondays in the Debated and Rated Cult of What The People Want.

This week we give a very special goodbye to a very special boy.

Beau makes a return to talk about black boxes and tossing hammers.

This week we explore what male actors would have a chance with us, then we make some DnD characters. Shoutout Kyle, our newest Patreon Subscriber!

It'll be the greatest and most secure Orbital Laser America has built in recent memory.

The boys get together to sun their yoni's while Tony lets us all in on some secrets of the family business.... But you didn't hear it from us, see? If anybody asks, yous guys don't know nothin' about it.

This week we have Jack's roommate Bevan (aka Gorilla) come on to talk about the process of producing music and finding an artistic path. Then we drink some more fireball.

We have local poet/writer Makai Muhammad on to talk about his passion of spoken word, then we drink some fireball.

Quarantine/unemployment schedule:

11:32 am - Wake up

11:33 am - Download new ep of DnR

11:57 am - Coco puffs while listening to DnR

12:25 pm - Brief pause for a shower, because it's been a few days

12:50 pm - Put on a fresh pair of sweatpants

3:15 pm - Remember you still have most of an episode to listen to

4:00 pm - Finish episode, subscribe to Patreon, stare at ceiling

9:35 pm - More coco puffs, scroll phone

1:00 am - Mac and Cheese this time, pirate a movie

2:20 am - Sleep

Jack shares some insight into the American Fascist movement, then the boys rate their least favorite ways to die followed by more shenanigans. Happy St. Patty's day, folks.

If you're a government employee who may be listening to this podcast for any sort of financial investigation reasons you can go ahead and skip this one.

 Alright now that the narcs are gone the boys talk about unjustified personal grudges, home-ec classes, and why the food industry is bad but not in the way you'd think.

We take some time to remember our friend Logan, who did not pass away and is completely fine.

No guest this week, just some good ol' fashion yammering nonsense. Luke gets his cut touched up, then we spray ourselves with air duster and lick the back of a switch cartridge.

This week we host local poet/songwriter/events director KUB. Find him on soundcloud by that name, on insta @kub_bucha, on youtube at KUB _, and check out his merch at lonelygrave.bigcartel.com.

Today we host local producer/songwriter Austin Jordison as he makes his dreams known. Follow @rileyproduced on instagram and @AustinJordison on twitter.

We lost a legend last week, but before we get into that we talk about our most embarrassing moments.

We're gonna start a cult, and we're gonna finance it by hustling juul pods to drunk people.

The boys talk about capitalism, super corporations, and Jack gets some pretty heart breaking news.

The boys discuss how to die and begin a new life... somewhere. Then they do some improv.

We get to meet Luke's mom for a surprise call concerning the alcoholic habits of his family and their Christmas traditions. Later on the boys into a chat about police and culturing healthy communities.

The boys try their hand at pitching movie remakes, and brother nature gets what he deserves.

Werner Herzog of Mandalorian fame gives you smoky eyes from across the bar. He has the bartender make you a drink on his tab, then makes his way out around the bar to you. Oh god, what are you going to say?

What's your love language? Ours are making methodical plans to strip a certain government building of it's gold and misreading Black Friday mortality statistics.

Tony has an encounter on the highway before recording. Would you rather drive a cyber truck or watch the new Sonic movie?

We try out some new intro music, then we get into a serious discussion about the spectrum of eGirls as we know it. Doritos exist in many forms, each of which is delicious. The prophetic babies argument worms it's way back into another episode.

D&R welcomes it's first guest, resulting in one of the best episodes to date. Is it better to be rich and old or young and wise? Turns out professional cheerleading pays like a hobby, Beau brings a new take to the fourth grade brawl.

The boys pull a high quality episode out of their asses this time. Twitter fights are the perfect balance of negativity and dopamine release. Two brothers open themselves up to platonic physical contact and fantasy role playing games.

The boys detail their favorite musicians then struggle their way through a riddle or two. What do you want done with your body when you die?

Halloween and all it's precious childhood memories - including the illegal ones. Who's the king of top-tier candies? Is candy corn just recycled house insulation? Yes. Special thanks and credit to David Fesliyan for the intro music.

Be careful what you say on the internet, the feds are always watching. The boys open up about exploring themselves. How many old ladies could you fight at once?

Luke and Jack take the jump to get smooth. Tony discovers Air Soft guns aren't so soft then takes a trip to the hospital. Luke breaks his back, Jack throws a rager, and the boys get a little too dark for TV.