Decent Takes Show
By Javaughn Marshall
Decent Takes Show Jun 12, 2021
THE LAST DECENT TAKES SHOW
rebrand incoming.
DECENT MEETS REDDIT 1
Some things shouldn't be shared on the internet, we're here to talk about those things.
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DECENT TRIVIA
When the world is a mess, play trivia and eat disgusting things. That's what we did.
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A LIMITLESS VOID
If there are aliens, what's the worst that could really happen?
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WHO'S THE GASLIGTHER?
Be honest, who really is gaslighting who?
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WHAT EVEN IS A GOAT ANYMORE
GOAT talks, uncommon takes, and yes we talk about the obvious elephant in the room.
FOOT TATOS
I don't want to explain the title, you're just going to have to wait to hear why it's named this...
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KISSES FOR THE FANS
How many punches could you take from Mike Tyson? Who is Stetson? Are lunchables actually trash? AITA? What happens when you buy Tom Brady's final touchdown ball and then he unretires? Why Christians shouldn't be able to bring guitars on planes. Today's a good day.
SLAP OF THE YEAR
We're back & feeling good. What do you think we had to cover from the past couple of weeks? Will Smith & Jada, Chris Rock getting slapped, Elon Musk buying into Twitter, AITA Reddit Threads and more coming at you hot.
DEATH VIA BEAN
There are many reasons to not try Beanboozled, this entire episode is one of them.
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WHY CANADA IS THE SAFEST PLACE ON EARTH
Back with another week of wild takes, interesting stories & your favorite duo.
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WHO'S THE NEW GUY?
Can you guess who the new producer is?
ARE WE GOING TO WAR?
This week's headlines: Three Men Who Murdered Ahmaud Arbery Found Guilty on Federal Hate Crime Charges | Pastor Greg Locke Threatens to Expose 'Witches' in His Church in Viral Video | Massachusetts preschool had toddlers make, wear blackface masks for Black History Month | Grill’d co-founder Geoff Bainbridge quits Lark Distilling board over alleged drug use video | Our lives really DO flash before us: Scientists record the brain activity of an 87-year-old man at the moment he died, revealing a rapid 'memory retrieval' process | Pentagon Says ‘Nintendo Generation’ Has Weak Skeleton | Russia presses invasion to outskirts of Ukrainian capital | Canada’s Trudeau Revokes Use of Emergency Powers | Reasonable Amounts: Time
ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
Our goals for 2022 and some changes coming to Decent Takes!
ROGAN VS CANCEL CULTURE
Today's Headlines: Spotify CEO Apologizes to Staff But Says He Does Not Believe in “Silencing” Joe Rogan // Former Dolphins Coach Brian Flores Sues NFL and Teams Alleging Racial Discrimination // ‘Tinder Swindler’ Banned from Dating Apps After Netflix Documentary // Warner Bros. Facing Lawsuit Over Hybrid Release of “The Matrix Resurrections” // Trevor Noah Calls Out Joe Rogan Over N-Word Video and ‘Planet of the Apes’ Apology // North Korea Hacked Him. So He Took Down Its Internet // Kim Kardashian's 'slim-thick' body type is more harmful than 'ultra-thin': New study // Facebook is shrinking // Spotify: British band to release 1,000-track album of 30-second songs in royalty rate protest //
WORST NIGHTMARE
This week's headlines: ‘Maus’ Book Sales Surge After Tennessee School Board Bans Holocaust Graphic Novel | Sony is buying Bungie, the developer of Destiny and original creator of Halo | Joe Rogan Responds to Spotify’s Misinformation Controversy | Two Ana de Armas Fans Sue Universal Because Their Girl Isn’t Really in Yesterday | Man agrees to get tattoo of cafe owner's face and wins free Irn Bru pies for life | Restaurant accused of 'witchcraft' as they bury bible to bless customers as they eat | Whoopi Goldberg Suspended From ‘The View’ for Holocaust Remarks
OT, OT NEVER MUCH LOVE WHEN IT GOES OT
This week's headlines:
Controversial restriction on 49ers-Rams NFC Championship Game tickets abruptly disappears on Ticketmaster
A TV reporter was hit by a car while on the air in severe weather, highlighting risks of do-it-all journalism
Jay-Z, Other Artists, Sign Letter Supporting N.Y. Bill to Block Use of Rap Lyrics in Court
YouTube Shuts Down “Youtube Originals” Content Group
M&Ms redesigned their mascots, giving them new shoes. Tucker Carlson finds the brown M&M 'less sexy' without her stilettos.
Angry Fans Are Calling For The NFL To Change Their Overtime Rules After Chiefs’ Walk-Off TD Vs Bills
WHEN WE WERE YOUNG
This weeks headlines: Possible sign of Mars life? Curiosity rover finds 'tantalizing' Red Planet organics | Queen Throws Prince Andrew ‘Under the Royal Bus’ as She Strips His Titles | Russia Issues Subtle Threats More Far-Reaching Than a Ukraine Invasion | Streamers Stand Up For Pokimane Amid Controversy With Ninja and JiDion | Xbox to Buy Activision Blizzard | Telecoms delay 5G launch near airports, but some airlines are canceling flights | When We Were Young Las Vegas Festival | Sharp Energy Price Hike Triggers Protests In Kazakhstan | Celebrity Impressions, kinda? |
I AM META
Today's headlines:
A reality star who says she made $200K from selling her farts in Mason jars is pivoting to selling them as NFTs
Betty White suffered a stroke six days before her death
Pilot pulled from crashed plane in Pacoima moments before Metrolink train slammed into aircraft
Canada party place influencer “idiots” fly home to face music
The entire Gordon Ramsay Twitch drama involving HasanAbi and xQc explained
Kim Kardashian, Floyd Mayweather, and Others Sued Over Alleged EthereumMax Crypto Scam
U.S. man recovering after 'breakthrough' pig-heart transplant
North Korea Demands Handwriting Samples From Thousands Of Residents After Offensive Kim Jong Un Graffiti Found
NEW YEAR SAME SUS
Happy New Year! Let's catch up.
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ANSWERING THE INTERNET
This week, Jav and Mike play Answer The Internet answering some of the most bizarre questions the internet has to offer. Of course we filtered out the really crazy ones for patreon, but definitely still a lot to unpack here. Tap in!
FIRED ON ZOOM
Headlines of this week: Parents of Suspected Michigan Shooter Plead Not Guilty To Involuntary Manslaughter Charges, YouTube Says Ludwig Was Not Banned Over Copyright Issue, NFL Suspends Three Tampa Players, Including Antonio Brown, for Faking COVID Vaccination Status, Plumber Finds 500 Envelopes Full of Cash and Checks Behind a Loose Toilet in Joel Osteen’s Megachurch, Drake Withdraws His 2022 Grammy Nominations, College student from Georgia vanished in 1976. His car was just found 45 years later, Homeless man sets Christmas tree on fire outside Fox News headquarters in NYC, police say, Boss says sorry for 'blundered' Zoom firing of 900 staff, $10B Lawsuit Filed Against Travis Scott, and much more!
LIFE IS NIGHTMARE-ISH
Headlines of This Week's Show: Large asteroid stronger than nuke heading towards Earth late December, Suspect in Deadly Waukesha Parade Crash Faces 5 Homicide Charges, Biden Authorizes Release of 50 Million Barrels of Oil From U.S. Reserve To Ease Gas Prices, Armored Truck Spills Money on California Freeway, Triggering Cash-Grab Frenzy, Man Shot While Trying To Sell His PlayStation 5, First US case of Omicron coronavirus variant reported, Michigan school shooting: Ethan Crumbley, 15, charged as an adult, Arizona officer fired after fatally shooting man in wheelchair, Car rental nightmare shows how Hertz oversells inventory and extorts stuck customers, Four injured after old WWII aircraft bomb explodes in Munich, Authorities say a FedEx driver dumped hundreds of packages into an Alabama ravine and more!
WHEN TO GO GHOST
Southwest Airlines employee hospitalized after being punched by a passenger, Florida nonprofit will test giving former inmates $600 a month for 1 year, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson explains why he pees in water bottles during workouts, Bride-to-be goes full Karen over having a close wedding with in-laws, When is it okay to ghost someone?, Rapper Young Dolph shot and killed in Memphis, and more much!
ASTROWORLD
Twitter blue, Squid Game cryptocurrency, Aaron Rodgers tests positive for COVID-19 after claiming he was vaccinated, Henry Ruggs III facing up to 40 years for DUI that resulted in a woman's death, Metal detectorists finds fortune, 8 dead at Travis Scott's Astroworld Festival, Dwayne Johnson bans real guns from his production company, woman poops her pants in the middle of a marathon and FINISHES, and much more... tap in!
NO MORE CREEPIN'
Elon Musk is on track to become the first trillionaire, BJ Novak's face is on products worldwide for this reason, Ghost tech shows you the spirits around you with augmented reality, Alec Baldwin involved with fatal shooting on set of Rust, you know uh... No ___ November, Vanessa Bryant having to undergo unnecessary mental health evaluation, Facebook ending facial recognition system and much more.... tap in!
SORRY CANADA
Hey Canada, sorry for making fun of you.
THE ANSWERS YOU WANTED
Missionaries get kidnapped for 17 million dollar ransom in Haiti, how to ditch the cops in Australia (or not), MCU's first deaf superhero, Harry Styles is going the MCU?, answering questions from our twitter followers, guessing how things were invented and much more. Tap in!
KIM K SAVES THE DAY
Kim K saves SNL, updates on the Gabby Petito case, psychedelics getting legalized?, Dave Chapelle's special and the pushback from the LBGTQ+ community, describing body parts? and a bunch of other things... Tap in!
GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER
Our thoughts of the social media blackout, TikTok Star offers exclusive content of her newborn for $15, Twitch gets hacked and numbers are revealed, Joe Biden calls for 1.74 billion dollars of student loans to be wiped out (but not ours), what crimes we think we could get away with, and much more. Tap in!
HUMANS ARE ANIMALISTIC
Have you ever heard the shopping cart theory? Some people are literal animals and we let them run the streets (and parking lots) like humans, and something needs to change. We talk about more than that though, tap in!
DISCIPLINE BY SPRAY
Sometimes a few friends need to sit in a room and ask each other questions and if they get the answers wrong, they need to be disciplined...... by spray. Tap in!
JONAH AND SOUR CREAM
what why and how jonah thinks this is good to do with sour cream is astonishing
BEHIND DECENT TAKES
Here is the truth about what's happening on the other side of the camera, the good, the bad, the ugly, the truth. Thank you for listening.
SOMETHING IS FISHY
Is Decent Takes getting in OF? Would you fight an alligator to save a stranger? Young man verbally abuses elderly lady. California vs Riot Games. Afghanistan is taken over by the Taliban. Massive data breach in T-Mobile leaves millions unsecure. Tesla gets probed. Buying weed from your cell phone. WWE wrestler meets his brother (improv). What animal butts would you lick to save them.... Tap in!
HOBBY LOBBY VS IRAQ
65% of Americans are willing to take a 5% paycut to work from home, Amazon is ending its drone program, Hobby Lobby robs Iraq, 17,000 looted artifacts are returned to Iraq from the US, Ex-Ebay security manager gets 1 1/2 years in prison for cyberstalking, 60 Day moratorium for mortgages and renters, the end of minimalism, Robots teaching themselves to run 5ks, Rihanna is officially a billionaire, Scarlett Johansson sues Disney over Black Widow, Priests victim blaming, and a Frontier Airlines passenger gets duct taped to their seat. Oh It's a lot, tap in!
WE ARE NOT FRIENDS
Friendship is declining in America, Simone Biles withdraws from the Olympics, Naomi Osaka, Lukasfilm hires Youtuber who made deepfakes of Star Wars, Tucker Carlson gets ran up on, California sues Blizzard/Activision, Wisconsin police officer tries to plant evidence, Lil Nas X, improv and more!
APOCALYPSE IMMINENT
Twitter finally removed fleets, full-time minimum wage workers can't afford rent anywhere in the US, California's wildfires are so intense that they're sparking "firenadoes", the moon is wobblin', TikTokers are sticking garlic in their noses and the doctors are saying it's a bad idea, Victoria Secret Karen gets caught in 4k trying to attack a black woman, Candace Park becomes first woman on NBA 2K cover, 3x3 basketball is being added to the Olympics, Senator Schumer proposes federal decriminalization of marijuana, Addison Rae gets attacked on Twitter over a joke, and world hunger is affecting 10% of people. There's a lot to unpack here, tap in!
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ALEXA, PRESS PLAY
Tough day to be an Alexa, XBOX gets robbed of 10 MIL, president of Haiti gets assassinated, Trump sues Facebook, Sha’Carri Richardson gets suspended for smoking week, College athletes finally getting paid, Chris Hansen turns himself in, Giants have terrible jerseys, and much more… tap in!
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ONE FULL YEAR!
ONE FULL YEAR OF DECENT TAKES, Bill Cosby is free but they kept Britney, $70 Million lawsuit against Robinhood, Mexico Supreme Court decriminalizes weed, Redneck Raves, Ex-NRA President gets pranked/protested, Juul gets sued, looking back on the year, Kodak Black throws 100k into the ocean and much more, tap in!
PETTY FIGHTS
Lady RAGES over McDonalds slushee/slushie, Juneteenth becomes a federal holiday, Ex-Shake Shack Manager sues NYPD, A dog says HUYAAAAAHH, Texas running out of electricity, Coca Cola drops 4 Billion Dollars in Market Value because of Cristiano Ronaldo, Youtube vs TikTok Fight results, Joe Rogan getting dissed during a marriage proposal and much more. Tap in!
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rippppppppp | exclusive patreon clip
you've got to just watch the video..
THE FRAGILE FRENCHMAN
AI Pizza Delivery, AI McDonalds Tellers, Woman sneaks into middle school disguised as a 13 yr old girl, Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul, El Salvador accepts Bitcoin as legal tender, Bo Burnham depresses the world with new special, Jeff Bezos is going to space, the President of France gets slapped, FDA approves new drug for Alzheimer's Disease, and much more. Tap in!
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bad friends | exclusive patreon clip
WHO IS LYING? Davey says that he didn't know that Jonah wanted to watch the Bo Burnham special with the squad but Jav insists that he told him. Does Davey just have bad memory? Did Jav not tell Davey? Is Jonah even a part of the squad? I don't know.
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MY MOM WAS IN A CULT
The hard questions get answered this week. Can Gorillas eat hot cheetos? Do dogs REALLY have stronger stomachs than humans? Was one of our team member's mom really in a cult that ate humans? Will Karen really delete her Facebook if Trump doesn't get his back? All this and MORE, tap in!
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THAT'S A WILD BOY (w/ 20TIMinutes)
EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING!!!!!! We had a WILD boy on this week. Tim McCarthy from 20TIMinutes joins the Decent Takes mayhem for maybe the most wild episode that is available outside of our patreon, tap in and join the fun.
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MILLION DOLLAR VAX
BANNED IN CHINA w/ Podcast27
Mukbangs are banned in China, Childish Gambino is being sued by Kidd Wes for "This is America", Demi Lovato freaks out over frozen yogurt, Smuggling cocaine through bananas, Teddy Bears made out of raw chicken, Calling out of work because Dababy, Who's most likely to...... Tap in!
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STOP THE PLANE!
Kim K smuggles a statue from Italy, Airplane passengers getting violent, our NEW sponsor, Bo Burnham RETURNS, Billie Eilish's British Vogue Interview, Targeted ads get revealed, How much information are you giving up?, Malian woman gives birth to NINE babies, How to get a droptop rental for cheap, Davey takes a sleep apnea test and more, tap in!
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GLASS JAW
Hot Tub streams on Twitch, Getting knocked out by a fish, Super League eliminated, Simone Biles leaving Nike for Athleta, The Battle of the Joshes, Parking in EVERY parking spot, Florida School against vaccinated teachers, $15 minimum wage, passive aggressive icebreakers and much more. Tap in!
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Collaborators: Will Christian, Jonah Ybarra