Déclassé Podcast

By J & Jay

If it’s riqué, we talk about it. If it’s dark? Even better. Celebrity, astrology, plastic surgery: you name it, we want to unpack it. But what can we say? We are déclassé.

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#13: P-Valley Season 2 (Episodes 1-9)

Déclassé PodcastAug 14, 2022

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#13: P-Valley Season 2 (Episodes 1-9)

Hey y'all! Today, we are reporting from down in the valley where the girls get naked! Back from hiatus, it was only right for Jay and J to discuss the happenings in Chucalissa, Lil Murda getting murderous, Hailey Autumn Night Savage as Jessica Rabbit, the 180 ° shift between season 1 and season 2 as well as everyone's favorite tertiary character: Daddy Diamond. Much like a lace front unit on Uncle Clifford, this just felt right.

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Aug 14, 202201:22:22

#12. Valentine’s Day Special: Fifty Shades of Grey

TW: abuse, BDSM, stalking…For this year’s Valentine’s Day, we’re back with our ‘We Watched It So You Don’t Have to’ series. Movie of discussion: Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy. Need we say more? Follow us on IG and Twitter!

Feb 14, 202201:43:14

#11: The Real Divorces of Housewives w/ Semajh

And perhaps a few fake ones? Joined by return guest Semajh, we are here to discuss every single divorce on Bravo's Real Housewives franchises. We ponder the impact that John Adams Morgan has had on not only Sonja, but also all of us as viewers. We acknowledge Peter Thomas' time as a Housewife and give him his well-deserved peach. And we theorize on future, and possibly pending, disunions to come. #ReleaseTheMarsh2022 Follow Semah on Twitter & IG Follow us on IG & Twitter

Feb 03, 202201:19:48

#10. Scheana Shay: All Is Not Well

Join us in this episode as we do a mini dive into VPR's Scheana Shay's dating history, her current situation with baby daddy Brock Davies and their whirlwind romance. We also take many a tangent and somehow also manage to talk about Euphoria's Season 2 Premiere, Ari Fletcher's Fenty Sponsorship being revoked and lastly we discuss some dark fetishes. Enjoy!

TW: pedophilia, suicide, autoerotic asphyxiation, gun play, domestic violence.

Jan 23, 202201:17:42

#9. Who Will Succeed? Succession Part 1

On today's episode we are joined by our good friend Charlie to talk about our favorite bone-dry satire: Succession. In this first part, we focus mostly on the members of the Roy family. We dissect each of the siblings' opportunities to be the next Logan, assign sun signs to each of the main characters, and grapple with our own senses of morality and ethics based on the dark-humored nature of this show. Look out for part two!

Vanity Fair Video w/ the Composer of Succession's Score: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0WzqanwlG0

The New Yorker's Piece on Jeremy Strong (Kendall): https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/12/13/on-succession-jeremy-strong-doesnt-get-the-joke

Jan 06, 202202:27:31

#8. There's Something About Tom: Terrible Toms Compiled w/ Kara Berry

Is it just me or is there an inordinate amount of terrible men named Tom running amok? In this latest episode, we are joined by Kara from Everyone's Business But Mine podcast to discuss the terrible traits of a few men named Tom, including VPR's Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz, RHOBH's Tom Girardi, RHONY's Tom D'agostino and Succession's Tom Wambsgams. We rank them, we rate them and we judge them. Do you have any Terrible Toms to note? Let us know!