The Couch with Decomposeur

How are you coping? One day at a time, I hope. Are celebrities just like us yet? Tune in to find out! Spoiler alert: they are not. 

In this episode, I discuss the pertinence of 2011's Contagion and complain about pandemic films in general. Wash your hands. 

In this episode, I discuss your location history stored in Google and attempt to find out why Google only wants to know your fast food habits and not your religious ones. 

In this episode, I discuss the concept of forgiveness. Today's targets are: Ellen DeGeneres, Amber Guyger, Gandhi, and your parents. Let's face it, they all had it coming. 

Darkness is Coming Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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In this episode, I address illness making me losing my voice, my cat Rupert dying of a mysterious illness, and the general mental illness encouraged by Snapchat filters. The sixth stage of grief is settling with diminished expectations. We don't deserve our pets. 

Airport Lounge Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Casual Desire - Ugonna Onyekwe

God Fury - Anno Domini Beats

In this episode, I discuss the controversy of a casting choice centered around race, theorize the classification of a mythical creature, and balk at white tears. Y'all really made me read about mermaids all day today. 

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Darkness is Coming by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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In this episode, I talk about freak occurrences that have resulted in accidents up to and including death for stunt performers and actors on movie sets. Bonus lecture on the anatomy of bullets included. How is Tom Cruise alive? Please send me your lizard people theories. 

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I Knew a Guy by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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I waited for two months to complain about this movie. Get ready for statistics and hypotheticals. 

Darkness is Coming by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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I Knew a Guy by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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In this episode, I discuss historical missteps at The Academy Awards ceremony, as long as current questionable decisions they've made regarding this year's ceremony. 

In this episode, I talk about Louis CK's less-than triumphant return to comedy and what makes a joke worth telling. 

I Knew a Guy Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Where have I been? Why am I back? Also, excerpts from a dated cookbook.

In this episode, we discuss dating, Tinder, the actual "benefits" of being friends with benefits, and Mason's Ray Bans are broken. Feat. Mas The Moon Masta

In this episode, I complain about the caucasity of F6 people milking up my anime spinoffs. 

In this episode, I recount the 1991 Disney classic, Beauty and the Beast, with a focus on Chip's mental health, a tangent about pipe organs, and a case for why the Beast is unfairly demonized.

Published on Dec 4, 2016

In this episode, I examine the role of Woody as a 'protagonist' in Toy Story. Time to split hairs, folks. 

Published on Feb 13, 2017

In this episode, I review Swiss Army Man and try not to sound too bitter about Valentine's Day.

Published on Oct 31, 2016

In this episode, I review Phantam: Ravager, discuss the Phantasm reunion I attended in 2012, and even complain about Jonathan Frakes for a minute.

Featuring music made by my friend and some music courtesy of Youtube Audio Library.

Published on Feb 5, 2017

In this episode, I discuss The Room, one of the best worst movies I've ever seen and why it is almost good. Almost. Also I talk about whatever I want after that because I made the rules round these parts.

In this episode, I discuss my latest Netflix depression binge. 

Originally uploaded November 3, 2016. 

All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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In this episode, I discuss evil twin movies: movies where the plots are very similar and were released within a close time frame. 

Originally published Sept 28, 2016

All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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I lost two friends within one month to suicide.
If you or someone you know is feeling desperate, alone or hopeless? Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255), a free, 24-hour hotline available to anyone in suicidal crisis or emotional distress. 

Please do not underestimate the hole you will leave. 

In this episode, I discuss the missteps of a once mighty acting career. 

Originally published September 3, 2016

I Knew a Guy by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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In this episode, I theorize about Macready's role in The Thing.

Originally published August 21, 2016

All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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In this episode, I discuss the failings of the DC cinematic universe based solely on their first two films, and I make recommendations and predictions for their trajectory.

Originally uploaded August 4, 2016. 

"Vicious" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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This episode focuses on the morning's regrets of various food and drink from the previous day.

Originally published July 21, 2016

In this episode, I theorize about the parentage of Jamie Langston and tinfoil hat about why the parents are the way they are.