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Destroy All Children

By Larry Davis & George Brundle
Larry Davis and George Brundle discuss the week in pop culture, but mostly they just talk about video games, gremlins, and Star Track.
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The 2019 Golden Gremmies

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1/21/2021 - Hasana Muku
This week: I played Mafia: Definitive Edition, and discuss my feelings on what was improved or made worse in the remake. George talks about another Shinya Tsukamoto movie, Vital, whereas I just rant about WandaVision. Then, in Retro Corner, George tells us all about The Legend of Dragoon, a game that was not made by Squaresoft. News to me! Note: immediately after recording, I realized Taboo was a Nagisa Oshima movie, but its Japanese title is Gohatto, which is close enough to whatever that other movie was. So sue me, big whoop Theme song by David Cassel
1:43:27
January 21, 2021
1/14/2021 - Girl, You're Making Me Harden
This week: I played through Mortal Shell, we take one last step into the Gabagool Zone to discuss Goodfellas, and there are not one but TWO Retro Corners: Mafia and Pocky & Rocky.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "Enough!!" by A Tribe Called Quest
1:48:46
January 14, 2021
1/7/21 - Alpha, Bring Me Five Israelis With Attitude!
Entering DAC Year Two, it's the same bullshit: I rant about superhero movies while George plays games from 30 fucking years ago.  No idea why anyone listens to this, but we're not going to stop. This is all we have left, and the march to our deaths, likely in a murder-suicide, continues unabated.  Anyway, I watched Wonder Woman 1984, so I had to talk about that piece of shit. George is having more PS5 Problems, which isn't a surprise at this point, because that console is kinda bad. I also played Simon's Quest, so I have a mini-Retro Corner about that, but the Main Event is a Treasure showcase. Specifically, Gunstar Heroes, Alien Soldier, and Dynamite Headdy.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "You're Izayoi" from the Dynamite Headdy OST
1:50:44
January 7, 2021
The 2020 Golden Gremmies
With the good must come the bad... And, believe it or not, this is not an All-Cyberpunk Spectacular. Not sure if you're aware, but a lot of shitty stuff happened this year.
1:45:48
December 31, 2020
The 2020 Golden Gizmos
Join us as we celebrate the best this year had to offer! Or, at least, the best ones we played, anyway. 
1:53:56
December 31, 2020
12/24/2020 - Don't Get Me Wrong, I'm Really Not Souped
It's a packed episode this week: First, I give my thoughts on Harmonix's newest offering, Fuser. Then it's time for the weekly Cyberpunk segment, because of course that's still a fucking mess. Then we head back into the Gabagool Zone and discuss Martin (I call him Marty, y'know, because we're pals) Scorsese's 1995 film Casino, starring Don Rickles and James Woods. In Retro Corner, George decides to have a Sacred Cow BBQ and shit all over Secret of Mana. From what I understand, it's very similar to Morrowind.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music by ME, I made it in Fuser. Suck my dick, Mozart. You dumb ancient dead bastard.
1:30:16
December 24, 2020
12/17/2020 - I Paid My Money, And I'm Gonna Punk All The Cybers!
This week: more Cyberpunk 2077 horseshit! Hard to believe, I know, but the hits keep coming and they won't stop coming. We also take a look at the announcements from the 2020 Keighleys. But after that business is done, we head back into The Gabagool Zone to discuss The Godfather Part III. Then, in Retro Corner, the games du jour are Actraiser 1 and 2.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "I Paid My Money" by Ben Folds, from Fear of Pop Vol. 1
1:29:21
December 17, 2020
12/10/2020 - George Brundle's Cry for Help [READ EPISODE DESCRIPTION]
NOTE: My audio is fucked on this ep, sorry. On the one week I didn't do an audio check, it decided to record from my wireless headset mic, which sucks, instead of my real one. So I sound like I'm underwater this week, but George is fine, and most of this episode is devoted to his particular brand of psychosis anyway. So yeah, George bought Sonic Forces. Dumbass. And we head back into the Gabagool Zone to talk about The Godfather Part II. Other than that, there's the death of movie theaters, Cyber-Seizures, and in Retro Corner we get to reminisce about that joyful pink puffball of destruction, Kirby. Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - "Help!" by The Beatles 
1:38:09
December 10, 2020
12/3/2020 - Pachinko Teaser
This week's episode includes: Nintendo's continuing shittiness, SNK going the way of Jamal Khashoggi, Star War Squadrons, the Xbox being able to play more PS2 games than the PS5, and... Jesus Christ... George watched the motherfucking Sonic movie. God dammit. I mean, look, it was only a matter of time. I knew it would happen eventually, he said he wouldn't see it, but he wasn't fooling anybody. He's a fucking Sonic freak. Here's some Insider Information about George Brundle: He's been telling me lately that he wants to buy Sonic Forces. You know, just to have it. He is adamant that he WILL NOT spend more than 10 dollars on it, which is still way too much, but I have a feeling eventually he'll break down and get it for more than that. He has a problem.  Anyway, Retro Corner is about Mega Man X5 and 6.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes" by Elvis Costello
1:52:25
December 3, 2020
11/26/2020 - David Cronenberg's Crash 4
This week, we discuss Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time, Yakuza: Like a Dragon, Watch Dogs: Legion, and Miles Morales. Then, in Retro Corner, the focus is on Francis Ford Coppola's The Godfather (1972). Now that's freakin' retro!!!  Theme song by David Cassel
1:55:30
November 26, 2020
11/19/2020 - So the World Might Be Mended
The PS5 is here, and we're here to talk about it. The good and the bad. And, unfortunately, I have a lot of bad to talk about... But it has Demon's Souls! And Miles Morales! Those are good! Just, uh... Don't try to run anything off of an external drive. And don't try to copy games over because it's a waste of time and you'll have to reinstall them anyway. And also don't put your console into rest mode. But as long as you avoid all of that you should be fine. Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "Brick House" by The Commodores
1:54:50
November 19, 2020
11/12/2020 - Live From the Xbox Vapor Chamber
I have in my possession an Xbox Series X! It seems pretty good so far, apart from an apparently faulty disc drive, but hey, whaddya gonna do. At least I have it... Anyway, after Xbox Chat, in Retro Corner we look at two of the finest games ever made: Legend of the Mystical Ninja and Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon. Hell yes.  Theme song by David Cassel
1:47:31
November 12, 2020
11/5/2020 - Jo Jorgensen's Bizarre Adventure
This week: the FINAL update on 13 Sentinels, thoughts about Pikmin 3 Deluxe, Cyberpunk's newest delay, and the Watch Dogs hack. After that, Retro Corner is about ?uest 64 and Ogre Battle 64: Person of Lordly Caliber. Normal stuff. Games for cool dudes. We're cool. Both of us are cool. Please tell us we're cool. We've always been cool.  The Mystery of the Druids review mentioned, it's seriously worth watching: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PUCSyIkEus Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "Ogre Battle" by Queen
1:45:17
November 5, 2020
10/29/2020 - DieHard Is Back | 2:00 Film
DIE HARD IS BACK!!! (Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rn_ploeEK4 ) Anyway, after some continuing discussion of 13 Sentinels, which I have now completed and am much more positive on than I was at the time of recording, this episode is allllllll about Castlevania. A whole lot of Castlevanias. Way more than I expected, to be honest. Bless anyone who makes it through this entire thing. This episode is also about Borat. Theme song by David Cassel
2:40:37
October 29, 2020
10/22/2020 - There's Life Underground
This week: more 13 Sentinels talk, the INCREDIBLE success of Sonic the Hedgehog at the box office, and other random crap because there wasn't any notable news this week. In Retro Corner, we discuss Ecco the Dolphin, Super Ghouls N Ghosts, and Splatterhouse. Also Voyage of the Mimi and The Lawnmower Man, for some reason. NOTE: I thought Pierce Brosnan had cybersex in that movie when it was, in fact, Jeff Fahey. So don't email me about that blunder. Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "Just Another Day" by Oingo Boingo
1:35:18
October 22, 2020
10/15/2020 - Roll That Beautiful Sean Bean Footage
Not much news this week (apart from the PS5 teardown) so we talk about Spyro the Dragon, Call o' Duty, and 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim. In this week's Retro Corner, George enlightens us on the spookifying thrill-rides known as Silent Hill 1 and 2. That's it, that's what's in this episode. What else do you want from me? Why are you even reading this? Freak. Theme song by David Cassel
1:31:31
October 15, 2020
10/8/2020 - O'Brien Must Be Inconvenienced
After a week off, we have a lot of important topics to talk about, such as: The XSX's storage costs and backwards compatibility performance, Yakuza 7's bizarre situation, the release of Super Mario 35, and, for some reason, a whole bunch of Star Track bullshit. In the Retro Corner, we have Tomb Raider and Dino Crisis 1 & 2. So you have that to look forward to.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "Boss of Me" by David Bowie
2:13:12
October 8, 2020
9/24/2020 - Oppa SHODAN Style (with Dylan)
This week we're joined by special guest Dylan (@gruel_dylan on Twitter) to talk about the PS5 price and date reveal/preorder fiasco and Microsoft buying Bethesda. Then, in what I think is our longest Retro Corner to date, George somehow managed to play through System Shock 1 and 2. I'm so proud of my little boy...  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "There She Goes, My Beautiful World" by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
2:20:06
September 24, 2020
9/17/2020 - Leaving Mobius
This week, we talk about the Xbox Series S specs (spoiler: they're real bad!), Touhou: Luna Nights, the then-upcoming PS5 event, and we have a Very Special 50th Retro Game Corner!  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - "Ladybird Girl" by The Pillows
1:53:59
September 17, 2020
The PS5 Date/Price Stream, Featuring Demon's Souls, With Max Magaña
Here's the audio for our viewing of the PS5 stream. That's it, that's the description. Enjoy???? 
50:58
September 16, 2020
9/10/2020 - Mario Mario's Bogus Journey
This week, we talk about the Xbox Series S confirmation (this was recorded before the X was confirmed too, as will become apparent), Super Mario 3D All-Stars, and cartoons that featured someone chasing a pig around a house. In Retro Corner, George talks about the fantastic game Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins, and also defends Super Mario Land for some reason. What a freak. Theme song by David Cassel.
1:40:48
September 10, 2020
9/3/2020 - Ollie North by Ollie Northwest
Gonna be real with you: this week's episode ain't great. Low energy and not much to talk about. But hey, George is finally playing Ghost of...  Tsushima, I'm playing Shadow of the Tomb Raider, and then we find the true depths of George's depravity: playing Pokemon Stadium 2, to completion, on purpose. What a freak.
1:27:25
September 3, 2020
8/27/2020 - Under the FanDome
This week, we discuss the various news items from DC FanDome, including Gotham Knights, Suicide Squad, and the The Batman trailer. I also give my final thoughts on The Last Of Us Part Deux, and George reviews a couple of Batman games, specifically Batman for the NES and Batman Returns for SNES.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - "Welcome to the Terrordome" by Public Enemy
1:35:14
August 27, 2020
8/20/2020 - Nobody Fucks Like Buster Keaton
This week, I share my spoilery thoughts on The Last Of Us Part Deux, George wants to talk about Streets of Rage, and we learn some VERY exciting news about a CLASSIC Wii game possibly being ported!! Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "Screaming for Vengeance" by Judas Priest
1:23:44
August 20, 2020
8/13/2020 - The Sam Rockwell Files
This week, I try to identify Street Fighter characters, relate the experiences of Platting Ghost of...... Tsushima and Death Stranding, and then George talks about Skies of Arcadia. After that, in Comix Corner, we review Pulp, the new Ed Brubaker/Sean Phillips graphic novella.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - "The Battle of Who Could Care Less" by Ben Folds Five
1:38:15
August 13, 2020
8/6/2020 - The Anime of Genre
This week is mostly about my feelings on Ghost of...                        Tsushima, followed by George ranting about Lunar 2 and MS Saga. It's a JRPG about, uhhh... Hold on, let me look at the card. Gun Damns? Gun-- Gundums. Gun... What the hell is this. Who cares. Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "MFN" by Cibo Matto
1:43:12
August 6, 2020
7/30/2020 - So Long, Gay Bowser, We Hardly Knew Ye
This week: I played Carrion, I also remember that I finished Middle-Earth: Shadow of War and its DLC, George played all the Crash Bandicoots, and we discuss the exciting new Nintendo leaks.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro - Carlos Alazraqui doing an absolutely deranged rant as Crash Bandicoot
1:42:02
July 30, 2020
The Assassination of the Nintendo Switch by the Coward George Brundle
This week we discuss Ghost of Tsushima, a bunch of emulation garbage (both Pi 4 and RK2020), Shin Megami Tensei of all sorts, and the dreaded Adult Nintendo Fan.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: Playing the Fool by Shoji Meguro (SMT: Nocturne OST)
1:39:30
July 23, 2020
7/16/2020 - OK, Boomer Kuwanger
This week, I talk about my experience with Deadly Premonition 2 (spoiler alert: it's REAL BAD), we discuss the Atari VCS thing, and then Retro Corner brings us those stalwarts of the SNES, those beautiful shining gems in Capcom's library: Mega Man X 1-3.  Theme song by David Cassel
1:23:34
July 16, 2020
7/9/2020 - Xabungled Again!
This week: a whole mess of animes! That's pretty much it.  Theme song by David Cassel
1:35:23
July 9, 2020
7/2/2020 - What A Buncha Jokers!
This week, with nothing happening in The News, we review the Joker 80th Anniversary Special, and then talk about some god damn Ninja Turtle games, as if anyone gives a shit. I mean, I guess if you're still listening to this, you do, but why? Why do this to yourself? Why do you care what we think about Turtles in Time? Send us an email at larry@destroyallchildren.com, I'll check it sometime maybe.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - The Joker by Steve Miller Band
2:03:48
July 2, 2020
6/25/2020 - Earthbound and Down
This week, discussions include: Ori and the Blind Forest, The Surge 2, Yoku's Island Express, Art Bell, Pitbull, Earthbound, Pier Solar, The Orb, and more! Plus, the grim, inescapable spectre of Donkey Kong 64.  Theme song by David Cassel.
2:06:56
June 25, 2020
6/18/2020 - Eating Wall Chickens and Whipping Fish-Men
In this pre-recorded episode, we have a bit of a theme, as George talks about his experiences with Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance and Aria of Sorrow. I also have some experiences with games of that same genre to share, and then we review the Catwoman 80th Anniversary Special.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - Foi Na Cruz by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
1:46:05
June 18, 2020
[E3 2020] The PS5 Reveal Stream
Show us the box. SHOW US THE FUCKING BOX [Video version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1TIF9z7HjY]
1:47:16
June 11, 2020
The History of Metal Gear (with Max Magaña), aka "Waiting For Sony"
[THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED ON JUNE 4th, 2020] While waiting for the PlayStation 5 presentation to start, we decided to regale Max with the history of Metal Gear, at least as well as we could remember it. 
2:02:26
June 11, 2020
6/4/2020 - Gettin' Polyggy Wit It
Well, this week didn't exactly turn out like we thought it would. But hey, we talked about the television program Doom Patrol for a while, discussing up to Episode 8. Then, the subject of this week's Retro Corner was Paper Mario (N64) and Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (GameCube). And although it should be obvious where we stand on the subject, for the record: Black lives matter. Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: Fuck Tha Police by NWA
1:41:57
June 4, 2020
5/28/2020 - Put A Shirt On That Joker!
This week, we discuss the possibility of Sega releasing a new (actual) console, System Shock 3's current status, the Snyder Cut, an overview of DC comics continuity, and, of course... Star Track. George's Retro Corner subject this week is Pikmin 1 & 2, so finally, there's something to be happy about.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - Fighting in the Streets, from Streets of Rage 1
1:41:39
May 28, 2020
5/21/2020 - Babu Frik Off, Mr. Lahey
This week: XCOM Chimera Squad, Gears Tactics, Star War Episode Nine, and Conker's Bad Fur Day. There is also a strange part where George admits to playing Bubble Bath Babes, but let's not dwell on that. Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - Profanity Prayers by Beck
1:57:52
May 21, 2020
The Bondtacular Jamesathon, Part 2 (with Thomas)
We conclude our journey into the deep, dark shadows of the world's worst spy, who is also the world's best assassin. He might run around telling everybody who he is, but he sure is good at murder. That makes up for it, I guess. 
2:27:03
May 14, 2020
The Bondtacular Jamesathon, Part 1 (with Thomas)
Thomas joins us again to talk about the James Bondses, from Dr. No until the end of the Dark Ages (aka the Roger Moore Era). Next week we'll be back with Dalton to the present.
1:53:14
May 7, 2020
4/30/2020 - Star Track: Picardo
This week: Some more on FF7 Remake, I discuss the wasted potential of the HBO documentary series McMillions, and George tells me about Star Track: Voyager and its various incarnations of Robert Picardo. Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: KAI-KOH by Yellow Magic Orchestra
1:14:59
April 30, 2020
4/23/2020 - I Am System SHOOK! (with Max Magaña)
Max Magaña, admin of earth.616 (a site for posting about comic books) is back with us to talk about the following: The PlayStation 5, DC's new distribution deal, the constantly fluctuating status of System Shock 3, Final Fantasy 7 Remake, Disaster Report 4, and more. But not a lot more, really. That's kinda it. Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - Sing Along by Sturgill Simpson
1:32:25
April 23, 2020
4/16/2020 - Hocking A Lugia
Lots of exciting stuff this week: Pokemon Crystal, the Top-Selling Games of May 2000, Tiger King, all that jazz. Well, not All That Jazz, the movie, I don't think George has seen that. Freakin philistine. Please ignore the following sentence, included solely for SEO: Tifa Lockhart upskirt panty Red XIII SFM Barret Dildo Arm  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore by John Prine (RIP)
1:28:32
April 16, 2020
4/9/20 - Turt Trivia (With Thomas)
This week, we have the great Thomas (of Laserdisc.party fame) joining us  for what was supposed to be a rundown of what we've been watching  during the Quarantine. Instead, we held him hostage as we discussed  Resident Evil 3 Remake and Doom Eternal. Just kidding, there's plenty of  movie talk in here as well. Especially about Mission: Impossible and Turtles. Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - "Turtle Power" by Partners in Kryme
1:41:09
April 9, 2020
4/2/2020 - Comics in the Time of Corona
This week, we discuss the shutdown of Diamond distribution and the certain deaths of many comic shops across our nation. Also, George wants to talk about some god damn Mickey Mouse games. Why not. Fuck it. We don't have anything else to do.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - Pickup Man by Joe Diffie (RIP)
1:12:11
April 2, 2020
3/26/2020 - Henching 101 (with Max Magaña)
This week, we have special guest Max Magaña, admin of 616.earth, to discuss the PS5 "Reveal" and review the Robin 80th Anniversary Special.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - Doom and Gloom and Doom and Gloom by Electric Six
1:09:30
March 26, 2020
3/19/2020 - We Caught the Contra-Virus
Coming to you from just after the Xbox Series X specs were released (though a couple of days before PS5's reveal event -- more on that next week), it's Destroy All Children! I'll read these numbers, but hell if I know what they mean! What's a bus? What's a CU? I'm not a fuckin' technology scientist! We also talked about Contra a while, because Hard Corps is always a calming presence in turbulent times.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - Lock Down by Dan Skinner, Adam Skinner, and Dave James
1:10:31
March 19, 2020
3/12/2020 - I Got A Fever, And The Only Prescription Is Cancelling E3
NOTE: We recorded this abouuuuut 5 hours before news of E3 actually getting cancelled came out. So I'm sure we'll talk about that next week. Anyway, in addition to generally discussing virality in all forms, we talk about Shining Force CD, more Star Track, Patrick Stewart screaming at gophers, and we review Flash #750.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: Down With the Sickness by Richard Cheese
1:15:35
March 12, 2020
2/27/2020 - Goo Lives Matter
This week, we discuss the hot new Xbox Series X infodump from our boy Phillip Spencer, and then there's a whole lot of talk about Star Track: Deep Space Nine. Also Pokemon Stadium, if you're into that, I guess.
1:35:32
February 27, 2020
2/20/2020 - Marc Alaimo's Getting Up: Dukats Under Pressure
This week, we discuss the production costs of the PS5, George played Lunar for the Sega CD, and George also considers getting into Star Track. Fuckin' bad idea, man, but I can't stop you. Theme song by David Cassel.  Outro music: Learn To Live With What You Are by Ben Folds
1:36:06
February 20, 2020
2/13/2020 - A.P.A.B.
Remember, kids: All Policenauts Are Bastards. Also in this episode: talk about the death of System Shock 3, BioWare pulling a FF14 with Anthem, and a review of Wonder Woman #750.  Theme song by David Cassel. Outro music: Intergalactic Modern Life by F.A.TE.CA ( https://soundcloud.com/fateca/intergalacticmodernlife )
1:43:02
February 13, 2020
2/6/2020 - Neal Adams' Def Comedy Jam
This week, I detail the process of getting a Raspberry Pi 4 working with Lakka, George talks about Castlevania: Circle of the Moon, and then there's a whole mess of Batman talk. Par for the course.
1:13:52
February 6, 2020
1/30/2020 - Blade?
This week, we discuss a semi-recent PS5 "leak" and its legitimacy, while looking ahead to the Next Generation. Then, George rants about Final Fantasy X-2 for a while before we get into the thing everyone's been waiting for: comic sales charts!  Theme song by David Cassel. Outro music: You Are The Girl by The Cars
1:20:16
January 30, 2020
1/23/2020 - Dan DiDio Callout Thread
Warning, folks: this one has a LOT of comics talk. Most of it is about comix, in fact, specifically DC's tendency to botch collected editions. Other than that, there's a bit about Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, and George has some thoughts about the pretty pretty dresses in Final Fantasy X-2.  Theme song by David Cassel. Outro music: Rock N Roll (Could Never Hip Hop Like This) by Handsome Boy Modeling School
1:11:33
January 23, 2020
1/16/2020 - Tidus Pod Challenge
This week, we run down what's coming out (or not) in 2020. In George's Retro Corner, we meet the man, the myth, the legend... Wakka. Who doesn't love a good game of Blitzball, am I right?  Outro music - The Story So Far (Live from R40) by Rush Theme song by David Cassel
1:31:30
January 16, 2020
1/2/2020 - Mando Number Five
It's a new year, a new name, and a new format, but the same two dickheads. This week, George's Retro Corner features a rant about Majora's Mask, and Larry's Comix Corner is about Bad Weekend, by Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips.  DAC theme song by David Cassel.  Outro music: Dancing in the Moonlight (It's Caught Me In Its Spotlight) by Thin Lizzy
1:22:43
January 2, 2020
The 2019 Golden Gizmos
It's the best of 2019, at least among the games we played! We don't have endless free time, y'know. George had to play all the Aero the Acro-Bats, and I had a lot of Star Track to watch.
1:55:54
December 26, 2019
The 2019 Golden Gremmies
We celebrate the worst the year had to offer, and boy, there were some stinkers.  Next week, we'll have the Golden Gizmos, which will be a far less miserable affair.
1:43:57
December 19, 2019
Slice 19 [Snatcher (Sega CD)]
This week, we discuss a game about a cop pervert or something. Where the hell does George find these things? I'm starting to suspect these aren't real games and I'm being taken for a ride. 
1:27:00
December 12, 2019
Slice 18 [DuckTales (NES) / Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster Busts Loose!]
Now these are some Video Games worth talking about!!! Shoutout to Treasure! (In case it's not obvious, this episode was recorded before Death Stranding came out, and changed the video game industry forever)
45:00
December 5, 2019
Slice 17 [Rygar (NES) / Clash at Demonhead / Gremlins 2 (NES)]
We discuss two crappy games for a little while, before we decide to take on a true masterpiece: Gremlins 2: The New Batch.
1:15:29
November 28, 2019
Death Stranding Spoilercast, Hosted By Two Soulless Meat Puppets
We've both finished the newest Hideo Game, and we've got Things To Say and Thoughts About It! Full spoilers inside, obviously. 
2:13:27
November 28, 2019
Slice 16 [R-Type 3 (SNES) / Phalanx (SNES) / Zero Wing (GEN)]
Hey, get this: All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!! hahah, get it? Remember that? Turns out that's from a real video game, actually. George played it, for some reason. Here's the classic video, if you've never seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQE66WA2s-A
59:55
November 21, 2019
Death Stranding Super Strand-tacular
Georgeman and Larryman discuss the hottest Strand game of 2019, Death Stranding!  (We kept it free of story spoilers past episode 3, because that's where Georgeman still is because he won't stop wasting time)
1:45:29
November 14, 2019
Slice 15 [Earthworm Jim 1 & 2]
Boy, I hope the creator of these games hasn't said some highly problematic shit! Oh... Oh. Uh-oh. This is, uh... Not good, what I'm seeing here. Hoo boy.
58:30
November 7, 2019
Slice 14 [Resident Evil: The College Years]
These residences are still evil, and only we can put a stop to it! Well, us, and Claire Redfield, and this whiny little dipshit named Steve, and also Leon S Kennedy, and, uhhh... Whoever the main character of Resident Evil 7 was.
1:11:30
October 31, 2019
Slice 13 [Resident Evil 1, 2, & 3]
I don't think anyone's ever heard of these games before. Something about zombies? Seems played out, if you ask me. 
1:29:25
October 24, 2019
Slice 12 [Sweet Home / Clock Tower]
This week we discussed the grandpappy of Survival Horror and a digital, possibly copyright-infringing, Jennifer Connelly. Also Illbleed. Because of course.
1:10:06
October 17, 2019
Slice 11 [Ghostbusters (GEN) / Luigi's Mansion]
Hello BOILS and GHOULS, Spooktober continues with BOO more FRIGHTFULLY entertaining video SHAMES!!! 
1:05:27
October 10, 2019
Slice 10 [Aero the Acro-Bat / Aero the Acro-Bat 2]
https://www.gentlegiantsdogfood.com/ is the website for Burt Ward's dog food. Please note: it is not nearly as fucked up as it used to be. At the top are links to other pages, and previously, all of that content was on one giant, endlessly scrolling page. It was magical. You can see one version of this via the Wayback Machine, if you want to wait 8 hours for the page to load: https://web.archive.org/web/20170425022358/https://www.gentlegiantsdogfood.com/ oh and we talked about Aero the Acro-Bat I guess. That's not important though
44:40
October 3, 2019
Slice 9 [The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening / Zelda: Oracle of Ages & Seasons]
There was a WIND FISH in the PERCOLATOR. 
1:03:59
September 26, 2019
Slice 8 [Keio Flying Squadron / Popful Mail (Sega CD)]
Playing these games got us put on a government watchlist, and it was NOT worth it. Want to tell us that these pervert games are better than we think they are? Email us at americanretropie@gmail.com and there's a 99% chance we'll read it on-air, assuming you don't write anything legally actionable. Actually, even if you did, we'd probably read it, we don't care.
57:26
September 19, 2019
Slice 007 [GoldenEye 007 (N64)]
This week, Larry talked about Star Track. Want to yell at us about how we're wrong about video games? Email americanretropie@gmail.com and we'll probably read it on-air, even if it's about how we're a couple of shit-ass turd bags! I mean, that's not wrong.
55:38
September 12, 2019
Slice 6 [Tetris Battle Gaiden / Puzzle Bobble AKA Bust-A-Move (SNES) / Tetris (GB)]
Puzzles galore this week, as we talk about the stalwarts of the genre. 
39:43
September 4, 2019
Slice 5 [Aladdin (SNES/GEN) / Toy Story (GEN)]
This week we're in licensed game hell as we reminisce on some Disney and Pixar, uhhh... "Classics". 
48:57
August 29, 2019
Slice 4 [Super Mario Bros. 1, 2, and 3]
This week, we decide to tackle these mainstays, these titans of the industry, these games that have had so many words written and typed and spoken about them that there's nothing we could possibly add to the conversation at large. So we take, uh... A different route.
58:07
August 22, 2019
Slice 3 [Rocket Knight Adventures / Sparkster (SNES) / Sparkster (GEN)]
Time for some classic Sega side-scrollers featuring anthropomorphic animals! No, not those. The other ones. No, the OTHER other ones. No, not-- you know what, forget it.
43:46
August 15, 2019
Slice 2 [Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (SNES) / Power Rangers: The Movie (SNES/GEN)]
This week, George REALLY wants to talk about Power Rangers. Remember Power Rangers? George does. And Larry has to listen to it. 
59:00
August 8, 2019
Slice 1 [The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past / Parasite Eve]
We kick off American RetroPie with two video game classics, of very different sorts. Pay no attention to that talk of a previous episode, it doesn't exist. It definitely doesn't.
45:00
July 31, 2019