Diary of a Wild Woman
By Diary of a Wild Woman
I randomly remember things from my life and then record them. Deciding very early on in life that I never wanted kids, means there is no one to forcibly tell them all to. So I am putting them here.
Maybe you'll find some entertaining.
Maybe you'll find some entertaining.
Diary of a Wild Woman Sep 28, 2023
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Area 5 (just dont go) 1
(PSA This was recorded 10 months ago. I do mention the holiday season at the end and we all know I don't edit)
Ever been on a long disappointing road trip with 3 losers and a kid? Well if you haven't I did it for you in the late 90s so you don't have to. Come with me as I spill the tea on the worst road trip ever taken to Rachel Nevada just to see Area 51.
Ever been on a long disappointing road trip with 3 losers and a kid? Well if you haven't I did it for you in the late 90s so you don't have to. Come with me as I spill the tea on the worst road trip ever taken to Rachel Nevada just to see Area 51.
Sep 28, 202343:53
I'm here for the Cat Lady!
Lets go back in time when teens looked for the undead and looted old abandoned churches for a good time, and by teens I mean me. It was me. I looted an old abandon church.
Sep 16, 202228:40
Robbery and Hell Fire
I was robbed!! Luckily not at gun point or face to face!
Today Ill tell you about my forced hiatus and the things terrible people do.
Also I want to tell you about how I once put out a fire during a massive hurricane and simultaneously beat death at his own game!
Today Ill tell you about my forced hiatus and the things terrible people do.
Also I want to tell you about how I once put out a fire during a massive hurricane and simultaneously beat death at his own game!
Jun 16, 202230:22
The One About The Meat
Growing up a vegetarian wasn’t as cool as it is now. The mid 80s-90s were not the decades for a child to take on such a freak show of a lifestyle. That’s exactly how I felt with the never ending barrage of stupid questions from adults I would have to endure for the next 30 years.
But, that’s not to say there wasn’t some funny moments.
Start the car, get on the treadmill or get your line cast because I’m about to tell you all about it.
Mar 09, 202251:51
Me and Rex, Rex and Me
Listen to the tale of my trusty steed and my mechanical best friend. He had been apart of some of my best memories, and my lowest moments.
With Bob by my side in his copilot seat, we took on America one state at a time.
With Bob by my side in his copilot seat, we took on America one state at a time.
Jan 19, 202247:18
He followed me home and that didn't end well.
This is a story of me getting followed home from the bar and the wackiness that ensued afterwards.
Jan 12, 202250:36
Im a P.I.M.P Now tell me whatcha heard about me
This is a story of a really nice girl that I crossed paths with for a brief moment in time.
She made me realize that I was in fact not ready to be a big girl out on my own. Thanks Lindsay.
She made me realize that I was in fact not ready to be a big girl out on my own. Thanks Lindsay.
Dec 09, 202127:47
Why are You Following Me!?
Welcome to SEASON THREE!!
Today we will talk about a boyfriend I had in my early 20s that liked me so much he felt the need to see what I was doing all...the...time, without me knowing of course.
Nov 24, 202147:21
Ouija Boards, am I Right?
Other people will say its not good to play with them.
I say, you cant tell me what to do. Also, ok I wont, kinda.
I say, you cant tell me what to do. Also, ok I wont, kinda.
Nov 03, 202139:15
Trying to Impress the Unimpressible
Lets talk about the guy who grew up in the same house as me and the fun we never had. Getting men drunk, and falling from great heights to impress someone who just couldn't be bothered. Start the mower, car, or treadmill and lets get to listening!
Check out the Twitter for any photos that go with the story!
@Diarywildwoman
Check out the Twitter for any photos that go with the story!
@Diarywildwoman
Aug 25, 202138:14
Where Did You Guys Go?
Today I'll be telling you about the piacular relationship I had with these
Chinese people and why I cant trust anymore.
Here are my ramblings...
Chinese people and why I cant trust anymore.
Here are my ramblings...
Jul 21, 202139:41
Seek and Destroy
Have an edible with me and listen to a mild introduction to one of the most important people in my life,
my cousin lover brother, Ray.
When we reunited we had no idea what kind of hell was going to break loose.
But we made sure to cross all the lines and make as many people uncomfortable as possible.
Welcome to team Seek and Destroy
my cousin lover brother, Ray.
When we reunited we had no idea what kind of hell was going to break loose.
But we made sure to cross all the lines and make as many people uncomfortable as possible.
Welcome to team Seek and Destroy
Jun 10, 202135:24
Part 2 The Guy from Bangladesh
We will be finishing the tale of me making friends with a psychopath from another country. Grab and bong, or a drink and listen to the bullfuckery that was Johntu.
May 24, 202150:42
Part 1 The Guy From Bangladesh
This is the first part to the long story of how I became friends with a psychopath.
May 06, 202147:08
“Rollin” with the Homies
Today I’ll be discussing the friendship with Wally and the time he almost killed me with drugs. When you fight with the boyfriend it’s a good thing to have a friend to be there for you with an overdose to get you forgetting about your boyfriend troubles!
Apr 22, 202127:32
The Laughing Tea
The first time I tried mushrooms and the realization that no one likes a person who laughs.
Mar 03, 202134:40
Run Another Lap Kristi
Today I wanted to tell the story of how I met Kristi. One of the few ppl I have found to put up with me for over 20 years.
Feb 27, 202138:43
The Flightless Bird
Here’s a little ditty about learning to fly and it being scary for those who watch.
Jan 14, 202127:49
The First Devils Lettuce
My cousin and I do what we gotta do to fight boredom out in the country with the devil on our heals.
Jan 06, 202119:56
The Spirit of a Girl
A tale of two cousins, a tragedy, and a visit from a ghost.
Dec 30, 202020:55
The 911 Call
Being young in high school accused of something you didn’t do. Traumatic situations that later on in life help develop Irrational fears. It’s all here in today’s episode.
Dec 18, 202033:20
Dead horse and the field
A fun little story about my first time getting wasted out in a hayfield. If you’ve never had malt liquor you haven’t lived. (Go easy on me, it’s the first one! Lolol)
Dec 18, 202018:53