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Dicewarmers

By Vass & Cazz & David
We are the Dicewarmers!

A group of friends sharing their weird world views and funny stories while discussing all geeky aspects of our lives, be it roleplaying games, boardgames, movies, tv shows or whatever weird thing David has been up to this past week!

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Episode 40 - The One With The Pizza Delivery Guy
OK! New Episode! Wait, why is everyone laughing? Did David put googly eyes on my forehead again? Dammit David, be professional man! Where was I? Oh yeah, new year, new episode, yada yada. Apparently David has his own editor? That's news to us. The gang discusses the recent Activision/Blizzard acquisition and what movies they look forward to in 2022! What do you mean Julia Roberts does not star in the new Jurassic World movie? They delve deep into the story aspect of erotic films and...I have to go, David just put googly eyes on my butt. Get back here David, dammit!
55:29
January 24, 2022
Episode 39 - The One With The Recap
Apparently, 'tis the season to be jolly! Join the DiceWarmers crew as they reminisce about all their 2021 geeky moments and look into 2022 and all the things that have them excited! Join us in this last episode for 2021 for a good dose of crazy and weird, and discussions about all our favourite games, TV shows, movies and of course role playing games of 2021! Fa, la, la, la, laaaaaaa, la, laaa, la, laaaaa!
01:03:57
December 23, 2021
Episode 38 - The One With David's JoJo
Does David do the best Cazz impersonation? Is that even Cazz in this episode? Cazz talks about a Drag Panto show she saw in London, while Vass nags her for missing Dragonmeet! Vass goes over Modiphius' 2022 announcements for Achtung! Cthulhu as well as news for the new Rivers of London RPG by Chaosium! Did you know that furries have subspecies? Or that there are how-to guides? David gives us a rundown of the community while also trying to explain JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean to his confused co-hosts! Thank God Cazz is fluent in David! This and much more in this week's episode!
56:31
December 13, 2021
Episode 37 - The One Where Die Hard is Not a Christmas Movie
Is it Christmas yet? NO, no it's not! Cut it out! The gang discusses their exciting pre-christmas plans that involve gift giving and Lord of the Rings! Woo! David and Cazz try to convince Vass to see the new Ghostbusters movie and discuss the new addition to the MCU, Hawkeye! David lays out his plans for finally running his Pathfinder Christmas 1 shot, while explaining the mad world he's created! This and much more in this week's episode!
59:36
December 06, 2021
Episode 36 - The One With The "One Sock"
In this episode Vass drops 5 F-bombs just in the first 5 minutes talking about pizza! How many after eight's did David have? Why is Cazz eating her pizza like a sandwich? Is getting socks as a Christmas present appropriate? The gang discusses LoTR 20th anniversary and how Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe are 2 different people! Vass backed his first Kickstarter in 2 years and is already planning his next sci-fi campaign! Cazz gets introduced to Seth Skorkowsky's awesome YouTube channel and talks about her new mobile phone! This and much more in this week's episode! 
01:03:37
November 29, 2021
Episode 35 - The One With The Social Savannah
The pandemic is over! Well, kinda. At least the DiceWarmers got together for an in-person boardgame night for the first time in a loooong time and boy do they want to talk about it! If you want to hear about all the awesome games they played, you're in luck! Apparently Animal Crossing is still a thing, as David and Cazz geek over it, and Vass scolds Cazz for not running that Star Trek game he never gifted her. This and much more in this week's episode!
57:40
November 15, 2021
Episode 34 - The One With All The Seasons
WARNING! This episode contains a lot of David, rolling a d12. Did you know that Cazz once stabbed Vass in the chest? Neither did we! David finally takes the plunge with Season 3 of Critical Role and him and Vass discuss the first episode and why Freshly Cut Grass is the best character ever! The gang discuss their recent foray into "Achtung! Cthulhu" and Cazz nerds over the fact that "Dr. Who" gets a new writer who hopefully can write female Doctors properly! All this and much more in this week's episode!
51:46
November 08, 2021
Episode 33 - The One With The Dressing Gownsssssss
How many dressings gowns does David wear? Is he into choking or is the scarf a necessary accessory? David discusses the first season of Inside Job, while Vass sings the praises of coffee! A production company brings Real Life Squid Game into UK and David ponders whether dating himself is a viable option. Disney delays are discussed, Vass finds out that his co-hosts don't like Simpsons and the new Indiana Jones movie is scrutinised! This and much more in this week's episode!
01:01:29
November 01, 2021
Episode 32 - The One With The Godly DM
Was the Double Dragon game casually sexist? Is David ok? (Are you ok David?) Does God roll dice? Will our eternal damnation be just a never ending bad campaign? This week the gang finds out that Cazz has written a book when she was a teen, and Vass begs her to read it! David displays his amazing naming capabilities and the gang names the 11th town in Ten Towns! Vass details his plans to publish his first Cthulhu scenario by joining a seminar at The Writers Collective and David is trying to sell us on the new Kickstarter craze of the Book of Ebon Tides. All this and more in this week's episode! 
01:04:11
October 25, 2021
Episode 31 - The One Where Vass is Salty
What is the best way to cure a headache? How is salt made? Will David ever get to be a goat? Who knows? What we do know though, is the key to preventing aging! Is Squid Game as good as the hype surrounding it? Find out what Cazz thinks. Vass talks about a Cthulhu thing again... but this time there's Nazis? We don't even know anymore! Tune into the madness in this week's episode, for this and more!
54:21
October 18, 2021
Episode 30 - The One With The New World
This week the R.M.S DiceWarmers, like the conquistadors of old, sets sail for the shores of the New World! Will Vass ever become an ordained priest of Cthulhu? Does David know what the new announced fighter's special move in Super Smash Bros is? Will they ever get served some good mead in Cazz's campaign? And is David really getting a big special hug for Christmas this year? Find out in this weeks' episode!
56:08
October 11, 2021
Episode 29 - The One With The Flan'alogy
Is the TV show Friends a good example of friendship? Is the UK office better than the US one? Does David take it three ways? The gang take a trip down memory lane riding the Nintendo direct train, discussing their favourite consoles and games from decades past! Was Vass really a Mortal Kombat guru? Is the new D&D version going to be any good? And will David's analogies ever make any sense? This, and much much more, in this weeks' episode!
01:08:22
October 04, 2021
Episode 28 - The One With David's GaMeshow Idea
Contestants get ready, hands on buzzers! Can you cool yourself by removing your skin? What percentage of facts is true almost 87% of the time? Will the gang play New World for more than 2 months? Will anyone ever write DiceWarmers fan fiction? And will David actually read the freaking Dragonlance Chronicles as we've been asking him for far too long now? This and much much more in this weeks' episode!
01:00:24
September 27, 2021
Episode 27 - The One With The Zombie Cazzpocalypse
It is finally upon us! The Cazzpocalypse will cover the world in marinara sauce, and streams of spaghetti and meatballs will drown us! Better than being eaten by those pesky Italian zombies right? Will Vass manage to find some Facebook love before the world ends? Does David keep capers next to his RPG books to spice things up? This and much, much more in this weeks' episode!!!
57:47
September 20, 2021
Episode 26 - The One Where Cazz Destroys Tokyo
We are back for Season 2 baby! Did you miss us? We did! Catch up with the gang as they discuss David's super extra FINAL Pathfinder session and the ultimate fate of his not at all evil character. Cazz levels Tokyo city with her radioactive breath, while Vass talks about the ever present threat of GM burnout. The mental one. Not the one where you went too far with matches...This and much much more on this season's debut!
01:02:26
September 13, 2021
Episode 25 - The One With The Break
It's the last episode of Season one! Listen in to the DiceWarmers as they discuss the final (final?) session of David's Pathfinder game. Did his party find the Druid or are they still missing? They also discuss their likes and dislikes of the latest Marvel feature, Black Widow. Also tune in to see how quickly they can make David blush, and which comment causes it this week. This and much, much more!
01:00:56
July 19, 2021
Episode 24 - The One With The Booby Traps
Footsteps hurriedly pound on the cold sandstone floors of the labyrinth. Despite an Adventurers Map in hand, Vass is not quite sure if the right path with lead him to certain doom or his escape; this map makes as much sense as David’s decision making as Nok in his latest Pathfinder game! Tune in this week for an extended Pathfinder discussion “Interrogation”, a discussion about interesting 2 player card games and an expected detour into what we look for in the perfect partner. This and more on this episode of the DiceWarmers Podcast.
01:01:35
July 12, 2021
Episode 23 - The One With The Interrogation
Join the DiceWarmers this week as they discuss the newest game in the Ratchet and Clank series. Vass and Cazz reminisce about the good "old" days of their original video gaming experience and listen to David describing the penultimate episode of his Pathfinder adventure.
01:10:16
July 05, 2021
Episode 22 - The One With The Road Trip
Every good road trip should have an essential mixtape of tunes to help set the mood. Tough luck, all you have is this podcast to appease your earworm.  Catch up with David’s Pathfinder game and unnatural affinity for an icky confectionery “Treat”. Vass takes us along for an RPG tabletop history lesson with an installment from the past, while Cazz delves deeper into her TV habits and something something "Friends". Nibble on this and more on this weeks’ trail mix of Dicewarmers
01:02:19
June 28, 2021
Episode 21 - The One Where No One Goes Down
This week our trio discuss the latest E3 releases. What are they looking forward to, what are they not and what will cause Vass to rant? Does Batman commit heroic deeds? Find out what our trio think of the latest Harley Quinn controversy. Also, why is David so confused over Gifs? This and much, much more on DiceWarmers.
01:02:53
June 21, 2021
Episode 20 - The One With The Mystery Guest
Suddenly a spotlight illuminates the gameshow curtain! The silhouette of a man graciously posing behind the curtain of red and blue. A published RPG author? One of DiceWarmers' top three DM’s? A raiding buddy of Vass from the TBC days? Yes! In today’s episode, we welcome our first ever guest to our tremendously unscripted geeky podcast! Listen in to over an hour of this special episode as we prong Phil aka "The One-Shot Guru" with our questions!
01:10:51
June 14, 2021
Episode 19 - The One With The Cyborg Bill Gates
The year is 2500 AD. The Tech giants have separated the world into a conglomerate of Corpo-nations on the bit-mined husk that was once planet Earth. Employees of Microsoft cling to a simpler time by listening in on podcasts of old, such as  Dicewarmers. Escaping reality for a moment, and the ever-watchful eye of the Vista-Sphere of Gate-tron. Vass, Cazz & David recount the times when geeks attended cons, auctions and played Tabletop RPG’s with their un-digitised chums. You're in for a ride with this one!
01:09:04
June 07, 2021
Episode 18 - The One With All The Sports
We all know what geeks like, right? SPORTS! Join the trio for the most macho, sweaty, muscle rippling episode yet!  Is Vass moving to Antarctica? Are cows vegan? Will Cazz run Icewind Dale in the summer? Tune in to listen to David fending off an intruder and the gang trying to decide what a good average time for a "session" is! Things got so hot that some of them had to go topless!
01:08:05
May 31, 2021
Episode 17 - The One With Vass' Bromance
Does Vass have another obsession?! Apparently it's not just Julia Roberts, Vass gushes over Mike Mason (the wrestler...?) and talks about his one sided bromance. David get confused over RunseScape, RuneQuest, and EverQuest and mentions a few cancelled MMOs. This and much more on DiceWarmers.
01:09:59
May 24, 2021
Episode 16 - The One With All The Movies
Join us this week when our trio discuss topics ranging from the crazy antics during their latest table top games of Monster of The Week and Pathfinder, to a list of films due to come out this year. Will they agree on a film all of them are looking forward to or will it be a contentious topic? Find out this week on DiceWarmers!
01:05:50
May 17, 2021
Episode 15 - The One Where David Teaches First Aid
Hello and welcome to the latest episode of 'David's (pronounced Michael's) Life' or, DiceWarmers. This week our cunning trio embark on another episode of silliness and humor as David struggles with names, is it Michael or Mitchell, Lawrence or Jeeves? We don't know, just don't ask David. Vass shows his excitement over the State of Plays game list while David regails us with the latest in his Pathfinder game. Listen in to find out where his party got to this week and many more exciting topics.
01:09:23
May 10, 2021
Episode 14 - The One With The VassGate
In this week's episode David is Vass, Vass is David and Cazz is... well, still Cazz. Join the trio as they discuss which films Julia Roberts has or hasn't been in, again (is Vass obsessed with her?). They also talk about Friends. Were Ross and Rachael on a break? And Jeff Goldblum's foray into D&D as he joins the Dark Dice podcast, Vass's weekly rant and Cazz and David discuss the much awaited Loki series.  Not forgetting the usual strangeness when Cazz rips Vass a new one while David awkwardly tries to change the subject. This and much, much more!
59:42
May 03, 2021
Episode 12 - The One Where Modiphius Are Witches
This week our cunning wordsmiths attempt to get to the bottom of Modiphius; their success, the licences they are gathering and the high quality content they have been producing recently. Is it the work of a dark coven? Are there hints of alien activity? Is it time travel? Are the Time Lords involved, specifically, the secret Time Lord Mary Poppins? Join us as the gang discuss the lightning quick progress of David's Pathfinder game, geeky weddings and those shiny math rocks you sometimes roll around when you get to... game with other people in the same room?
51:06
April 19, 2021
Episode 11 - The One With The Star Wars Recap
This week the gang discuss global politics, the Weimar Republic and Chernobyl. Or do they?!? After listening to Cazz's recollection of Star Wars, we're not exactly sure how recaps work anymore. Our hosts continue to rip up the script and and discuss Borderland's new DLC, potential Hideo Kojima gaming news and Nintendo policy, along with an update on Elder Scrolls Online. In the world of visual media Kid Cosmic and The Irregulars take the spotlight, while Cazz has been watching X-Files in her ongoing effort to get those close to her caught up on 90's/2000's TV. David discusses getting to the west of a smoked bombed city in his Pathfinder adventure, while everyone tries to avoid drinking the Kool Aid around some cultist themed Kickstarter backings. Join us, it's a wild one.
01:07:47
April 12, 2021
Episode 10 - The One With All The Segues
What Chaos(ium) will the team get up to this week as they celebrate the momentous occasion of keeping it up for a whole 10 weeks? There's discussion of re-releases of two Classics - Horror on the Orient Express and Beyond the Mountains of Madness, while the visual roundup takes on an extraterrestrial spin as Solar Opposites and Resident Alien take the stage. Is Alien vs Predator vs The Thing a movie?!? Cazz discusses the latest Among Us map (The Airship) while the gang deep dive into fish-sticks and buttholes. Join us this week for the most effortless segues ever, including everyone's favourite Kickstarter round up, making maps to make less maps, and much more!
01:12:42
April 05, 2021
Episode 09 - The One With The Prostate Exam
Where do we begin this time?!? Has Vass lost the plot, or did Julia Roberts star in Jurassic World? The answer may shock you... But it probably won't. The gang discuss their spirit animals, delve into the world of prostates, and David gets exposed as a slutty C3P0. Cazz and David embark on a deep dive on WandaVision (beware of spoilers) while Vass tunes outs and dreams of World of Warcraft Classic. The classic jingle returns as the gang discuss Kickstarter campaigns Cazz and David have backed. Not Vass though, he's far too good... And too busy thinking up innuendos.
01:19:22
March 29, 2021
Episode 08 - The One Where Cazz Gets Wood
The gang settles some age-old questions; is the cup half full or half empty, is David a praze, and what the hell is a praze? David gets concerned about the archaeological impacts of a Minotaur breaking down a door, and the rule of dibs is discussed while tales from Odyssey of the Dragonlords continue. David gets excited about the introduction of new Furry races into the D&D universe as WoTC expands into the Feywild and Cazz laments the lack of Rabid Folk in the announcement. Vass offers his soul to the Great One while discussing Achtung!, and the gang launches a Kickstarter (and Caveman) intervention as a new jingle is birthed (please save us and make a new one!) Who is the Alien Doctor the gang is discussing (it's not that one...) And so much more in this jam-packed episode!
01:10:21
March 22, 2021
Episode 07 - The One Where David Gets Drilled
What does murdering mudcrabs to level in ESO and fornicating with geese to produce quality foie gras have in common? Join our maddened minds while we discuss this, as well as the implications of role-playing games in pre-existing universes! Cazz relays her experience watching Cabin in the Woods, while Vass tries desperately to remember the name of that other film. With a cabin. In the woods... (Googling intensifies).  David bridges the gap between Paddington 2 and the upcoming D&D movie while Cazz tries to warn the world about the upcoming takeover of the universe by Disney! Join us for all of this and much more!
01:12:19
March 15, 2021
Episode 06 - The One Where Vass Meets Cthulhu
Join our intrepid crew this week as they discuss their baby steps into the world of tabletop gaming, Dungeons and Dragons and all things Cthulhu. Childhood memories are revisited while discussing the remakes of Abe's Odyssey and Final Fantasy 7, and Call of Cthulhu gets its weekly mention (yes, by Vass) as its Ruby Anniversary is upon us! Spontaneous transitions! Litter Trays! Losing virginity to parents! The Sony State of Play.... All this and more?!?
01:15:21
March 06, 2021
Episode 05 - The One Where Percy Has Landed!
The team expand their geeky remit a little and discuss the monumental occasion of NASA landing Perseverance on Mars! They also discuss their latest RP Haven Pathfinder and Cthulhu adventures, and we get updates on Modiphius's Acthung! Cthulhu quickstart rules. There'd probably be a bit more talk of the Nintendo Direct if people weren't too busy playing Valheim and Elder Scrolls Online. Casting news about the D&D movie is abound, Vass gets excited about Michelle Rodriguez, and there's discussion of the new Mortal Kombat trailer now that David has managed to circumvent YouTube parental controls. How did all of this get crammed into 70 minutes?!? Join us to find out! Follow Dicewarmers on Twitter ▶ https://twitter.com/dicewarmers Follow Dicewarmers on Facebook▶ https://www.facebook.com/TheDicewarmers Follow Dicewarmers  on Instagram ▶ https://www.instagram.com/dicewarmers Our Website ▶ http://www.dicewarmers.com
01:12:36
February 27, 2021
Episode 04 - The One With All The Hi's
"Vass and Cazz give David a hard time for running around with a severed captain's hand in Pathfinder, while boasting about their own exploits in their D&D campaign: The Odyssey of the Dragonlords. Cazz presents her "Warm Dice Roll Better" theory, Vass finally confesses his man-crush on Chaosium's Mike Mason (not the wrestler) and David and Cazz geek out about the upcoming Borderlands movie... while Vass tries to stay awake." Follow Dicewarmers on Twitter ▶ https://twitter.com/dicewarmers Follow Dicewarmers on Facebook▶ https://www.facebook.com/TheDicewarmers Follow Dicewarmers  on Instagram ▶ https://www.instagram.com/dicewarmers Our Website ▶ http://www.dicewarmers.com
01:15:33
February 20, 2021
Episode 03 - The One With All The Dragons
David has a random encounter with dragons while attending a furry-con and Cazz's finger goes on a quest to unknown places! Follow Dicewarmers on Twitter ▶ https://twitter.com/dicewarmers Follow Dicewarmers on Facebook▶ https://www.facebook.com/TheDicewarmers Follow Dicewarmers  on Instagram ▶ https://www.instagram.com/dicewarmers Our Website ▶ http://www.dicewarmers.com
01:04:29
February 13, 2021
Episode 02 - The One With All The Sponsors
We were never supposed to make it past one episode...Something has gone horribly wrong! We broke the multiverse! Tune in to find out more...
01:10:11
February 06, 2021
Episode 01 - The One That Was Actually Published
You were here first! At the birthplace of the best podcast in the multiverse! Voted (or will be voted) best galactic podcast for 2525!!! Welcome to The Dicewarmers Podcast! Where we occasionally have coherent thoughts and we discuss geeky things!
01:09:44
January 30, 2021