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Dime Ugh Dozen

Dime Ugh Dozen

By Alexsis & Ely

A podcast about everything and....nothing. Brought to you by two of the most random and inconsequential voices of the millennial generation, thank us later.
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Ep. 99 Who’s Cutting Onions?!

Dime Ugh DozenFeb 10, 2022

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Ep. 99 Who’s Cutting Onions?!

Ep. 99 Who’s Cutting Onions?!

- Grief & Life After Loss 

- Ski Trips inspired by Winter Olympics. 

- Celebrating HBCU’s & Black History Month

Feb 10, 202224:10
Ep. 98 See You Next Year!

Ep. 98 See You Next Year!

- Betty White dies at 99

- Alexa and Robots try and kill us off

- The thin line between pushing Body Positivity & fishing for Attention

- Authenticity..Setting Healthy Boundaries & other Resolutions


Jan 01, 202225:44
Ep. 97 Burn it all DOWN!

Ep. 97 Burn it all DOWN!

- We have our first paid sponsor!! Woooo

- Biden not coming through for our loans ya'll

- Getting fired on a zoom call for the win

- Omnipotent Omnicron

Dec 17, 202130:04
Ep. 96 You've Never Watched the Matrix? Sigh..

Ep. 96 You've Never Watched the Matrix? Sigh..

- Relaxing before a big fight or a big test

- We don't do compliments over here

- Cuomo is in trouble

- Lebron got the vid



Dec 07, 202120:44
Ep. 95 Omicron to the Moon!

Ep. 95 Omicron to the Moon!

- Thanks for the New Covid-19 Variant South Africa

- Ahmaud Arbery Trial Feelings

- Kanye's Narcissism on Display yet again

- Digital Real Estate

Nov 28, 202135:16
Ep. 94 Island Boys Ft. Julien

Ep. 94 Island Boys Ft. Julien

- Kyle Rittenhouse gets Not Guilty Verdict

- Life without children is wonderful thanks for asking

- Adele tells Spotify not to Shuffle album 30

- Lebron got that Blood Money? $$

Nov 22, 202134:08
Ep. 93 Fake Tears

Ep. 93 Fake Tears

- Travis Scott & Kyle Rittenhouse give us Oscar worthy performances

- Double Dating is hard


Nov 14, 202141:07
Ep. 92 Miss Me Miss Me

Ep. 92 Miss Me Miss Me

- Society becoming less sensitive?

- Age aint nothing but a number or is it?

- Elon Musk save us!! End World Hunger!!

Nov 05, 202141:07
Ep. 91 Live & In Living Color

Ep. 91 Live & In Living Color

- Netflix backs up Dave Chappelle

- Raiders Coach steps down over racist/homophobic emails

- Kyrie Irving is still not playing

- Tyson Fury vs Deontay Wilder 


Oct 13, 202129:20
Ep. 90 Staying Focused & Consistent

Ep. 90 Staying Focused & Consistent

- Ok so we're not that into Halloween :/

- NY Healthcare workers face termination over vaccine

- Missing women and Toxic Masculinity TBC

Oct 05, 202129:20
Ep. 89 Changing the Trajectory

Ep. 89 Changing the Trajectory

- Gaby Petito goes missing and it's an uproar. Countless brown faces go unnoticed.

- Haitian Immigrant Trauma Porn

- Boxing and its ridiculousness

Sep 28, 202130:01
Ep. 88 We're Being Played

Ep. 88 We're Being Played

- PLANTS ARE ALIVE GUYS

- AOC wearing "Tax the Rich" Dress

- Mandatory vaccine loopholes & Morality

- Biased Journalism is the devil

Sep 21, 202129:20
Ep. 87 Don't Lie!

Ep. 87 Don't Lie!

- Still believe Covid-19 isn't real? Hospitals at capacity

- Russell Westbrook Pre-game Runway & Deep rooted Homophobia

- Joe Rogan never took Horse medication calm down

Sep 13, 202132:03
Ep. 86 - You Can't Talk to Pfizer Anymore

Ep. 86 - You Can't Talk to Pfizer Anymore

- What's wrong with being a garbage truck driver?

- Pfizer vaccine becomes fully FDA approved

- OnlyFans not doing anymore explicit content starting October

- Happy Birthday Kobe

Aug 24, 202142:37
Ep. 85 - The World Is Short-Staffed

Ep. 85 - The World Is Short-Staffed

- The US and Afghanistan 20 years for this?

- Tesla investigation to look into automatic driving system

- Muhammad Ali's grandson has some big shoes to fill

- Introducing Shoutouts!

Aug 17, 202144:36
Ep. 84 Don't be a Terrible person.

Ep. 84 Don't be a Terrible person.

  • DR. Dre’s daughter is homeless.
  • If your kids become terrible people is it your fault?
  • Are women's olympic wardrobes sexist ?
  • Dave Chappelle says the “Me Too” movement was stupid.

Run Time 42:41

Aug 09, 202142:41
Ep. 83 New Fraternity

Ep. 83 New Fraternity

  • Is Simone Biles a quitter?
  • Delta Variant/vaccine
  • Here's why Kanye is black Trump.
  • Is rapping harder than singing?

Run Time 33:37

Jul 30, 202133:37
Ep. 82 Freedom

Ep. 82 Freedom

  • Cuba
  • Opioid Crisis

Run time 28:42

Jul 23, 202128:42
Ep. 81 To the Back of the Plane PEASANTS!

Ep. 81 To the Back of the Plane PEASANTS!

Nick Cannon - 4 kids 1 year

The awkward walk past First Class

Smarter women marry less?

Guess who missed out on 200 + million $

Connor McGregor is done, thank God.

The Problem with the UFC is...

Jul 12, 202137:31
Ep. 80 Should Black People Celebrate 4th of July?

Ep. 80 Should Black People Celebrate 4th of July?

<ul>
<li><strong>Should black people celebrate the 4th of July ?</strong></li>
<li><strong>Conservatives/cancel culture/double standards</strong></li>
<li><strong>Olympics vs. Weed</strong></li>
<li><strong>Least Sexy NBA finals in a long time</strong></li>
<li><strong>Pill Cosby</strong></li>
<li><strong>Blackfishing</strong></li>
<li><strong>Miss Nevada</strong></li>
</ul>
Jul 06, 202133:08
Ep. 79 Autotune America

Ep. 79 Autotune America

- Why Ely quit his job.
- Surfside Building Collapse
- Infrastructure Bill
- American Airlines vs Tax Payers
- Corporate Bailouts
- Did T-pain ruin music?
Jun 29, 202133:41
Ep. 78 The gangs back together

Ep. 78 The gangs back together

  • Alexsis thoughts; Trump twitter ban
  • RIP John Wilson 
  • Alexsis wants to live in Cali
  • Housing cost out of control Pt. 2
  • Can't vouchy for Fauci

Run Time 37:08

Jun 22, 202101:15:25
Ep. 77 Be Supportive!

Ep. 77 Be Supportive!

This week Alexsis does the podcast solo!

- PRIDE Month & Pronouns

- Vaxed and Waxed for the Summer

- Super informative Sports Segment

- Nigeria bans Twitter

Jun 07, 202117:14
Ep. 76 Find your life Partner

Ep. 76 Find your life Partner

  • Is your Partner right for you?
  • Mike Tyson?
  • Ely’s dark story?
  • Can you Grind 24/7 and still be healthy?
  • Kwame Brown

Run time 41:08

May 31, 202141:08
EP. 75 Troubling Times and Terrible People

EP. 75 Troubling Times and Terrible People

<ul>
<li>Israeli-Palestinian Conflict</li>
<li>Asian Hate</li>
<li>Chrissy teigen is a terrbile person</li>
<li>Comedians can't be canceled</li>
</ul>
May 24, 202134:47
Ep. 74 Miami + Business = Sketchy

Ep. 74 Miami + Business = Sketchy

  • Benifer
  • Should you shield your ex from your new relationship?
  • Bill vs Melinda gates
  • Can wealthy people raise non-entitled kids?
  • Why are businesses in Miami so shady?

Run time 37:43

May 17, 202137:43
Ep. 73 Comeuppance.

Ep. 73 Comeuppance.

  • Hanging out with your friends ex.
  • Social media hiatus.
  • Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather 
  • Domestic violence.
  • Open senate corruption.
  • Journalism is dead.

Run time 41:13

May 10, 202141:13
Ep. 72 Just Like That!

Ep. 72 Just Like That!

  • A Marriage broken up over dirty underwear.
  • Is being in love with someones potential wrong ?
  • Oscars ratings down over 50%
  • Why McDonalds ice-cream machine is always broken.
  • Caitlyn Jenner running for Governor. 

Run time 31:53

May 03, 202131:53
Ep. 71 Justice

Ep. 71 Justice


Did Ben Askren get paid to lose ?
Should Trans athletes be allowed to compete ?
Deshaun Watson rape allegation (Bill Cosby vibes)
George Floyd murder verdict
16 year old Ma'Khia Bryant shot by police (our thoughts)

Run time 48:49
Apr 26, 202148:49
Ep. 70 My Love Don't cost a thing.

Ep. 70 My Love Don't cost a thing.

  • Should Husbands/Boyfriends cover all expenses ?
  • J-Lo & A-Rod break up.
  • More Police involved shootings.
  • More mass shootings.

Run time51:53

Apr 19, 202151:53
Ep. 69 X gon give it to ya!

Ep. 69 X gon give it to ya!

  • RIP DMX 
  • Lil Nas x went to hell 
  • KD dm's exposed 
  • Paul Pierce fired from ESPN/Disney 
  • Ron Desantis vs 60 Minutes 

Run Time 38:55

Apr 12, 202138:55
Ep. 68 Quit your job!! PT. 2 Feat Amelia “Mills” Bender
Apr 05, 202136:23
Ep. 67 There are Levels

Ep. 67 There are Levels

  • Is cheating a deal breaker ?
  • Relationship expert and Youtuber Derrick Jaxn admits to cheating.
  • Are flirty text messages the same as cheating? (we have a story you should hear)
  • Gun's and mass shootings.
  • Are AR-15's the problem ?

Run time 49:29

Mar 29, 202147:33
Ep. 66 Is your Ex your next?

Ep. 66 Is your Ex your next?

  • Pfizer planing to hike vaccine prices.
  • Spring breakers gone wild (Miami edition)
  • Can it work out with your Ex?
  • Cardi B. vs Candace Owens

Run time 39:42

Mar 29, 202139:39
Ep. 65 Is your ex your next?

Ep. 65 Is your ex your next?

  • Pfizer planing to hike vaccine prices. (Smh)
  • Spring breakers gone wild (Miami edition)
  • Can it work out with your Ex? (probably not)
  • Cardi B. vs Candace Owens (conservatives vs. twerking)

Run time 39:42

Mar 22, 202139:39
Ep. 64 God save the Queen?

Ep. 64 God save the Queen?

  • Alexsis quit her 9 to 5!
  • Best way to leave that corporate job
  • Passion vs Steady paycheck
  • Meghan markle vs The Monarchy 

Run time 26:16

Mar 15, 202126:17
Ep 63 Body Issues.

Ep 63 Body Issues.

  • Cellulite: deal breaker or non factor?
  • Men vs women on body issues.
  • Were we too mean to Paris Hilton and Kim K?
  • Dr. Seuss has been canceled, who's next?
  • Things get worse for Cuomo. 

Run time 37:31

Mar 08, 202137:31
Ep. 62 Come Mierda Cuomo

Ep. 62 Come Mierda Cuomo

This weeks topics included. 

  • The power of music to influence. 
  • NY Governor Andrew Cuomo is embroiled in controversy.
  • Tiger woods car accident. 
  • El Chapo's wife is still slanging dope.
  • We made it to Mars (do you care?)
  • Why don't successful criminals stop while they're ahead? (Frank Lucas, Escobar, El Chapo) 

Runtime 36:13

Feb 26, 202136:13
Ep. 61 The Mandalorian (Now Hiring)

Ep. 61 The Mandalorian (Now Hiring)

  • China passes a law requiring a cool down period before being (allowed) to get divorced. 
  • The late Larry King has his last will and testament (which was sloppily written on a napkin or some kind of scrap piece of paper) contested in court by his ex wife since she was cut out of the will entirely. (Surprise you're not getting Sh*t) 
  • Gina Carano gets the boot from Disney's The Mandalorian for tweeting. 
  • A Texas Governor has a meltdown on FB and berates his own town. (It was so bad he had to resign the next day)

We blaze through these topics and more on this week episode. Enjoy!!

Run Time 42:40 Min

Feb 19, 202142:43
Ep. 60 Dating After Tragedy

Ep. 60 Dating After Tragedy

Episode recorded 2/10/21 Topics this week.

  • -Dating after losing your spouse. 
  • -Democrats reluctant to criticize their own. 
  • -Weed stocks exploding. (things have since cooled off) 
  • -Larry flint (hustler magazine) passing away. 
  • -Stiff socks under the bed. 


-(27 min run time)

Feb 12, 202127:07
Ep. 59 Did Joe Lie About the 2k Stimi

Ep. 59 Did Joe Lie About the 2k Stimi

This week we talked a lot! we talk new stimulus bill, we talk Brady back in the Superbowl we talk Robinhood ( stock trading platform not English fictional folk hero) and lastly talk about Stehphen A Smith being sexist. Enjoy!

Feb 05, 202138:44
Ep. 58 Reddit vs Hedge Funds vs Robinhood

Ep. 58 Reddit vs Hedge Funds vs Robinhood

This week we covered quite a few topics. Surely you've all heard about the GameStop (stock) frenzy and the controversy surrounding the Robinhood app. If you haven't heard about it come hear about it in this episode. We also discuss the current situation with Pablo Escobar's hippos wreaking environmental havoc in Colombia (this is a true story). Lastly we talked about Conor Mcgregor’s (UFC) latest loss and the relationship between money and passion. Once you’re “filthy rich” is it possible to stay hungry and perform at a high level? Let's discuss, enjoy!
Jan 29, 202134:20
Ep. 57 Inauguration Station

Ep. 57 Inauguration Station

This week we go over some Inauguration highlights, meme culture & why it might be a good idea to become an influencer.
Jan 22, 202130:58
Ep. 56 Social Media > President

Ep. 56 Social Media > President

Well it turns out the most powerful person in the world is Jack Dorsey (Twitter CEO and cofounder), he made the highly controversial decision to ban the President from Twitter. That decision would prove to be both hilarious and confusing (Yes hilarious). It would also prove to have a cascading effect as other social platforms would follow suit. We discus free speech and big tech influence on this episode. We also managed to crowbar in some sports (James Harden trade). Enjoy!
Jan 15, 202141:17
Ep. 55 Twenty Twenty One Day at a Time

Ep. 55 Twenty Twenty One Day at a Time

2021 is off to a rocky start, but we're sure things will get better.....right? Please say yes! Today we covered this week’s dramatic event that took place in the nation’s capital, New Year expectations and resolutions (we both don’t do resolutions). We also talked a little bit about Wal-Mart and Amazon’s compensation practices and pandemic hazard pay program (yeah we know exciting). We also covered the Hilaria Baldwin scandal, Kanye West divorce rumors and much more tmzish topics. Enjoy !!

Jan 08, 202126:18
Ep. 54 Trump to the Rescue ?

Ep. 54 Trump to the Rescue ?

Merry Christmas! On this episode we discussed some of the details of the stimulus package approved by congress. Trump vetoed the bill and now we're in limbo. Alexsis explains her hesitation regarding the Covid vaccine and Ely finds a way to talk about sports (James Harden trade demand). Enjoy this special Christmas episode. 

Dec 25, 202048:17
Ep. 53 One Year Anniversary

Ep. 53 One Year Anniversary

This is our ONE YEAR anniversary episode!!! Thanks for sticking with us!  We covered a ton.  Ely mostly yelled about how much he hates Joel Osteen. Is it OK for pastors to be rich?  Is it unethical to be a billionaire?  Which is the most iconic Tom Cruise moment: COVID meltdown on movie set or Oprah couch moment (if you're not familiar, Google both stat!).  Again, if you listen to our show, thank you thank you thank you!!

Dec 18, 202045:46
Ep 52. Are Aliens Real!?

Ep 52. Are Aliens Real!?

Would you live on Mars? The good news is in a few years you may have the option, the bad news... its a 7 month long trip to get there!! : ( . If aliens exist why isn't there 100% accessible, concrete proof after all this time? Does South Florida suck? Is it time to move in search of a better quality of life? Maybe mars is an option? We discuss these things and more!

Dec 11, 202035:41
Ep. 51 Turkey is Overrated & So are Reboots

Ep. 51 Turkey is Overrated & So are Reboots

Will Nate Robinson recover from the memes about his knock out last weekend? Is kevin Hart still funny? why doesn't Dave Chapplle do traditional stand up anymore? Is it wrong to keep old letters/pictures of an ex? Are you excited about the Saved By the Bell and Fresh Prince reboot? if these are some of the questions on your mind today you're in luck, if you don't care about any of these topics, you're still in luck, the episode is still awesome, enjoy!!!

Dec 04, 202045:18
Ep. 50-Parents are busier than non-parents..right?

Ep. 50-Parents are busier than non-parents..right?

This week we discussed what it's like being a first time home buyer, is now the right time to buy since we're experiencing all time low interest rates? what are somethings to consider before making such a huge commitment? New I-Phone, worth it or not? We also talked about the secret on going war between friends with kids vs friends without kids, who has the more hectic life? is "no kids busy" really busy? let's discuss, enjoy !
Nov 20, 202044:48