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Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast

Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast

By Dire Weasels Inc.

Once described as if D&D and Cards Against Humanity had a baby. That seems fairly close.
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Dire Weview of Villainous Village pt 1

Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcastAug 22, 2018

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4 Hour Talk Thing Part 2

4 Hour Talk Thing Part 2

Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the second half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;)

Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes.

Sep 28, 202001:29:15
4 Hour Talk Thing Part 1

4 Hour Talk Thing Part 1

Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the first half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;) Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes and our patreon to make us do weird things.
Jul 18, 202002:14:27
Episode 151 - It's a Dire Weasels Episode!

Episode 151 - It's a Dire Weasels Episode!

Thank Crystal Light for Marc, it's a Direweasels Episode from 2019!

Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes and our patreon to make us do weird things.
Jul 01, 202001:29:47
Episode 150 - It's still 2019. You can pretend 2020 never happened.

Episode 150 - It's still 2019. You can pretend 2020 never happened.

Our in-house chronomancer has brought us back to a time before global pandemic! It's kind of a relaxing listen to be honest.


Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes and our patreon to make us do weird things.
May 12, 202001:19:02
Episode 149 - This Episode is Really Good

Episode 149 - This Episode is Really Good

I promised i totally listened to it at some point but honestly, who decided that ME posting episodes was a good idea?!


Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Dec 03, 201901:53:40
Episode 148 - Giving Back

Episode 148 - Giving Back

Looks like the gang has been called up to the principal's office...i mean mayor! Hey did you know that the City of Inglewood's mayor is named James Butts?! THAT'S RIGHT! There's a Mayor Butts! Any ways, we kinda do stuff?? I meant well, i swear!

Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Nov 15, 201901:49:50
Episode 147 -

Episode 147 -

It's fighting time! ...and food discussion? As if we haven't given you our opinions on foods or drink, you can hear it again here!

Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Nov 01, 201901:49:02
Episode 146 - Tushes and Taxonomy

Episode 146 - Tushes and Taxonomy

Here's a phrase for ya, Binomial nomenclature. Nomenclature is such a good word too. Starts with "nom" even. Anyway, the cast talks about animals quite a bit in this one. Definition of rodents and what not. Also, cute little John Butt. Damnit Ivana.
Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Oct 16, 201901:08:40
Episode 145 - John Butt

Episode 145 - John Butt

Honestly, i barely listen to the episode. They attempt to convert people? I sing? It's great. absolute best content out there. Trust me.


Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Oct 03, 201901:28:08
Episode 144 - A Three Hour Tour

Episode 144 - A Three Hour Tour

Aaaaand we're back! The gang takes a lovely stroll through the town of Braeburn and ends up at another locally owned business. They decide they want to be helpful too!

Thanks for tunng in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Sep 26, 201902:04:23
Episode 143 - A Quaint Town

Episode 143 - A Quaint Town

Be warned, there's some singing. It's not great. Except for Ivana, her singing is perfect. They wake up and have a little chit chat about this new town. They learn some things. Its very cute. Quaint, one might say.

Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Sep 11, 201901:44:28
Episode 142 - Number Ju-Ju

Episode 142 - Number Ju-Ju

Hello! Here we have yet another episode as the group travels to a not so far, and not so distant land. We also discuss number preferences? It's a very in-depth discussion, who knew?


Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Sep 05, 201901:41:56
Episode 141 - Roll to Eat Ass

Episode 141 - Roll to Eat Ass

Welp, looks like them adventuring folks are gunna get in a lick of trouble hittin' that thar mayor. Guess we'll figure out what will happen next, or just decide on who eats ass.
Not much else gets done.
Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Aug 28, 201901:41:51
Episode 140 - Scrubberdashing

Episode 140 - Scrubberdashing

Hello, Hello, hello!
We're back in action, the group has finally left the town and they're excited to make new friends. Possibly have a cuppa? Who knows??! You will, when you listen to this episode.

Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Aug 09, 201901:07:31
Episode 139 - False Launches

Episode 139 - False Launches

Hey, so John said he liked blueberries, then he said he didn't... did I cut that? Hey editor here. Sorry for the delay, Geeklycon is no excuse! Anyway, here's the latest. Just to warn you, it's mostly them just shooting the shit which is rather quite fun! They go to a bar, then out of the bar, and follow a map that's tough to read I think? Rou-rouo raggy!

Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Jul 24, 201901:53:33
Episode 138 - The Episode that never started

Episode 138 - The Episode that never started

Welcome aboard for yet another episode! We start off in that same bar and then finally Barry & Prowler decided to do a thing. There's a special guest star and we almost get something done this episode? It's very exciting!    Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Jul 10, 201901:33:16
Episode 137 - Playing with the Big Swigs

Episode 137 - Playing with the Big Swigs

JOHN SPLITS THE PARTY!
The gang is suspicious and starts to investigate Wendy. There's Action! Adventure! Mystery! Tune in and listen to us do something or other.

Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver at the wheel. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is our single saving grace that keeps our heads above water. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is eating something weird again. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Jun 27, 201901:01:18
Episode 136 - Bar Conversations

Episode 136 - Bar Conversations

Hey. Ivana is away, so I'm doing some stuff.Anyway, crew tries to come up with a plan and hangs out in a bar. And tries to contemplate their situation. Which isn't very strange to kill rats in a basement and get a new god so get off Ivana's ass! Unless that's cool? Idk. Have fun.

Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver at the wheel. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is our single saving grace that keeps our heads above water. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is eating something weird again. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
Jun 05, 201901:11:60
Episode 135 - Pudding Burps

Episode 135 - Pudding Burps

AHOY THERE!

Our grand and noble adventurers are back and ready to attack... rats? The DM used the OLDEST RPG TROPE in the book this week. What a cheapskate. But also, Forrest chugs... pudding? The episode isn't half bad y'all, check it out!

Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver at the wheel. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is our single saving grace that keeps our heads above water. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is eating something weird again. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
May 31, 201901:40:07
Episode 134 - Ivylicious Trellisishinikini

Episode 134 - Ivylicious Trellisishinikini

Helloooo and welcome back. This week the gang checks out the sights and smells of Bent Falls. They make friends and try to convert people. John's character is STILL alive.

Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver at the wheel. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is our single saving grace that keeps our heads above water. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is eating something weird again. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
May 16, 201902:00:01
Episode 133 - Oh no, what have we done?!

Episode 133 - Oh no, what have we done?!

THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE BACK AND IVANA IS IN CHARGE!

It's been nice knowing you all, we've had a good run.

Anyways, our new adventurer's find themselves in some blandness. They're rescued by a cute little weasel and a QVC lady. It's definitely a world building episode and John's character hasn't died yet.

Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver at the wheel. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is our single saving grace that keeps our heads above water. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is eating something weird again. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.
May 09, 201901:19:10
A Dire State of Affairs

A Dire State of Affairs

Hello and welcome back!

Oh wait, that's us. We're the ones back. This is just an update on the current state of the podcast and the change up on our Patreon tiers. Mostly it's us goofing off. We look forward to releasing some good good new content for y'all, thanks for sticking it out with us.
May 01, 201901:18:57
State of the Podcast

State of the Podcast

Hey all, I know we haven't been posting much lately, and there are some behind the scenes things happening, so I wanted to take a moment to let you all know what is happening in weaseland. If it sounds shitty, it's because it was one take with no script, so I just said things as they occurred to me. Thanks for sticking with us.
Feb 11, 201905:25
Episode 132 - Nostalgia over Bad Decisions
Jan 22, 201901:25:49
Episode 131 - The One Where the Gang Reminisces About Past Goofs and Cody goes too far with Edits
Jan 16, 201901:26:50
Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 5 - Final Bauss Activate

Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 5 - Final Bauss Activate

The time has come, the crew has made their way through the super, past the happy, made whoope with the fun, and decided against the being murdered. Saved people, i don't know what happened. Does anyone actually read these? Seriously! There's some awesome info here! Like look at all that below! Anyway, it's time for the final battle. After this, Forrest comes back and we continue on with our main campaign, but until then... just like Halo 3, it's time to FINISH THE FIGHT! Well, it hasn't even started so... The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there!
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at
patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
Jan 09, 201954:39
Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 4 - Puzzling Pejoratives

Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 4 - Puzzling Pejoratives

Dec 19, 201843:52
Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 3 - Them Bad Words
Dec 12, 201854:47
Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 2 - Terrifying Yellow

Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 2 - Terrifying Yellow

I tried to find out if there was a terrifying yellow color, but it just brought me to a page full of phobias, which I did not care for. It looked like there was a needle through some ladies lip, and I didn't want that. You know what I do want? And you want to? This episode. It's a bit on the shorter side, but I think it's still full of laughs. If you listen to some of Cody's other shows, you may catch a small goof in here. Tweet at us if you see it! Anyway...The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there!
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at
patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
Nov 28, 201844:07
Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 1 - The Humidity Game

Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 1 - The Humidity Game

Time for an ARBITRARY! This time, we are playing a super indie game called DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FIFTH EDITION! I heard the team worked very hard on it. It went through Beta Tests for the longest time. It's very good, I hope it becomes popular, and I hope you heard it here for the first time! ANYWAY, we are playing a module called... "Yeryls Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon"! It sounds like a great time and we can't wait to have Super, and have that Happy, and definitely some FUN, and last but not least... Mur... der... wait...The Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsguild.com, go support them there!
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
Our guest this time is Jonny, and you can find him on twitter @SolventBubbles. He's a good boy and go check him out!
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at
patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
Nov 21, 201856:25
Intermission - Info, News and Academy
Nov 07, 201803:20
Episode 130 - Davesdale, the Crescendo

Episode 130 - Davesdale, the Crescendo

Back at it again in Davesdale! Well, the caves outside Davesdale but that's close enough. Crew decided to see what these accusations the priests of B.O.B were spouting. Anyone remember what B.O.B stands for? It's kind of dumb, kind of intriguing, and if you do "at" me on Twitter, maybe I send you something? OOOOO, price time! Let's see if anyone actually reads this stuff! Anyway, things get intense this episode, and word of warning, maybe a bit much for those with children... No seriously. Anyway, GO VOTE. (ALSO holy crap this is releasing on HALLOWEEN! We should have PLANNED BETTER!!! SPOOK'EMS!!!)
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony
And just to cover our butts, the music used for the ending cliff hanger is "Impending Boom" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at
incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
Oct 31, 201801:28:30
Episode 129 - Davedale, Back to the Classics

Episode 129 - Davedale, Back to the Classics

Here we go again! Still in Davesdale... just realized I spell this differently a lot. Davedale? Anyway, still there, trying to figure out whats going on with all the Daves. Went to go investigate the church, but some wacky going ons on the side. Eveynne got some things with the Man in Black, and apparently a broken deal with a fey creature? Something about a crown everyone wants to steal, and Stu has forsaken the Lord Reginald Fuzzykins. Well, let's see how this all turns out. Also, people, women have the right to their own agency. Do I have to tell you that?Go Vote.
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony
And just to cover our butts, the music used for the ending cliff hanger is "Impending Boom" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at
incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
Oct 24, 201801:05:56
Episode 128 - Davedale, Remix
Oct 03, 201801:40:31
Episode 127 - Davedale, Behind the Music

Episode 127 - Davedale, Behind the Music

Strange town, all around us are similar faces, worn out places, worn out places... Wait, wrong song. Anyway, seems like the gang is getting a hold of what's all going on, strange black cloaked man, some gnomes out for a good time, and lots and lots of Dave Grohl's. Did I spell that right? Seems like the stablemaster is the outlier in all this. And it seems like there's a reason why...
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony
And just to cover our butts, the music used for the Dire Weasel Reviews bevearages is "Sweet Vermouth" from incomptech.com, from the illustrious Kevin MacLeod. It's under a Creative Commons liscence, more info can be found at
incomptech.com. Go Check It Out!
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
Sep 26, 201801:33:48
Episode 126 - Davesdale
Sep 19, 201801:34:07
Dire Weview of Villainous Village pt 2

Dire Weview of Villainous Village pt 2

Finally the Finale! We finish up our Dire Weview of Villainous Village, and the killer is revealed! After that we get into some of the emails we haven't got to in a long long time!
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
We would also like to thank Brad for joining us on this episode! He was able to come last minute and saved our buttocks! You can find him @_wrenfro and some of his very funny shirts and work here! Or if that doesn't work go to
threadless.com and search for Fisticuffsmanship!
Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comDire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
Sep 05, 201801:19:32
Dire Weview of Villainous Village pt 1
Aug 22, 201850:53
The Great Cake Deliveries pt 2 - Big MuthaFuckin' Crab Truckers

The Great Cake Deliveries pt 2 - Big MuthaFuckin' Crab Truckers

Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time. Also, tacked onto this, this is our second time going through this, or rather our "Part TWO" or "Part DUuu" of this when we actually read the rules but give little to no shits about it?
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
The amazing guests on this arbitrary adventure are Nicole, @nmhueser from SHU podcast on the Generation Justice feed, and Kelly, @MightBeKelly from Ethernautica podcast, and Matt, @punk1290, from the Drunks and Dragons Random Encounter podcast!
Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comDire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
Aug 15, 201849:29
The Great Cake Deliveries pt 1 - Big MuthaFuckin' Crab Truckers

The Great Cake Deliveries pt 1 - Big MuthaFuckin' Crab Truckers

Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time.
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
The amazing guests on this arbitrary adventure are Nicole, @nmhueser from SHU podcast on the Generation Justice feed, and Kelly, @MightBeKelly from Ethernautica podcast, and Matt, @punk1290, from the Drunks and Dragons Random Encounter podcast!
Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comDire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
Aug 08, 201801:18:22
Episode 125 - Five Cubed, or an Interlewd
Aug 01, 201801:01:23
Episode 124 - Insurrection: Not to be confused with E-rection

Episode 124 - Insurrection: Not to be confused with E-rection

Oh DEER! Things have escalated greatly! The situation may become too UNBEARABLE. What? I'm not GOATING you on! Not trying to SQUIRREL anything into this description at all! How dare you accuse me of this HOPping... nevermind. They may have found a suspicious bear. It was collecting hats. Hats may have been an influence from other things. My stomach hurts and I hope you enjoy this episode. Things happen. Mostly a fight, but also some important stuff. I like Roll20 fights now, they go by SO much faster. No more long episodes in boats. Hopefully. it would be UNBOATABle.. fuck it.
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
We also had the amazing and wonderful Steph Kingston, who played... guess we will find out. You CAN find her on the twitterverse, @StephOKingston!
Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at
patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
Jun 27, 201801:27:51
Episode 123 - Investigation, START... eventually
Jun 20, 201801:29:01
Episode 122 - Monkey Murder Madness
Jun 13, 201801:03:37
Episode 121 - Through the Brush
Jun 06, 201801:07:17
The Animal Cabal pt 3 - The Witch is Dead

The Animal Cabal pt 3 - The Witch is Dead

The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being!
Last time, we went into town searching for the witch hunter. We think we've caught on some clues. The Baron is bad, the Witch is dead... looks like things have to get ugly and we have to kill this kids dad!
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
Our guest good doggo tonight was @solventbubbles or in the real life place, Jonny! You can also find him soon on @MeetPodcast, a podcast about couples and how they met!
Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comDire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
May 30, 201801:02:27
The Animal Cabal pt 2 - The Witch is Dead

The Animal Cabal pt 2 - The Witch is Dead

The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being!
Last time, we figured out a direction to go, and headed into town... Yeah, that's all we did. Listen, we're the Dire Weasels, we do a bunch of dumb discussions okay? Deal.
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
Our guest good doggo tonight was @solventbubbles or in the real life place, Jonny! You can also find him soon on @MeetPodcast, a podcast about couples and how they met!
Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comDire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
May 23, 201854:06
The Animal Cabal pt 1 - The Witch is Dead

The Animal Cabal pt 1 - The Witch is Dead

The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being!
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
Our guest good doggo tonight was @solventbubbles or in the real life place, Jonny! You can also find him soon on @MeetPodcast, a podcast about couples and how they met!
Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comDire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
May 16, 201801:19:40
Episode 120 - That Toad is on Fire!

Episode 120 - That Toad is on Fire!

Looks like our adventures have met some strange creature... Hopefully touching it doesn't have some ill effects associated with it? Hopefully our... Heroes(?) get out safe and sound and the princess and their guide can get on their way. But what waits for them next? And what's Eveynne doing???
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
We also had guests on this episode of the Dire Weasels! First off, we had Lorelei(@lothlorien_elf) from the Good Looks, Bad Books podcast(@GLBBpodcast), and she plays Fingling Don'Loin! We also had Fox(@Hack_Fox) from the Dragons of Cthulhu podcast(@DoC_podcast)! He plays the guide through the underdark, Fox! Yup! And, our first Fuzzykin player!
Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at
patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
May 09, 201801:10:45
Episode 119 - All that Glitters is Gold... and other various Gems

Episode 119 - All that Glitters is Gold... and other various Gems

Oh geeze. Them Weasels folks have gotten themselves in a bit of trouble it seems. Falling down a pit in the Underdark is never a good idea. Wonderin' how all them will get out of this pickle. Hopefully nothing too crazy happens, or at least if it does the DM has a plan for it. Can't be too bad with our guests... right?
Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys.
We also had guests on this episode of the Dire Weasels! First off, we had Lorelei(@lothlorien_elf) from the Good Looks, Bad Books podcast(@GLBBpodcast), and she plays Fingling Don'Loin! We also had Fox(@Hack_Fox) from the Dragons of Cthulhu podcast(@DoC_podcast)! He plays the guide through the underdark, Fox! Yup! And, our first Fuzzykin player!
Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony
You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at direweasels@gmail.comMaybe help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at
patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.
May 02, 201801:05:52