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The Discount Podcast

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Welcome to the Discount Podcast (DP): You didn't expect it, but you might like it! We are a weekly show run by 3 idiot nerds/ friends. There is no rhyme or reason here. We talk about whatever we want, we say what we want. It’s not politically correct, it’s not always nice, it’s not always fun; it’s just us. So listen and enjoy. New episodes every week.

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EP#33: Late, Not Sorry
In this episode, I honestly don't even remember what all we covered. I've been kind of a lump lately and have been unmotivated. I am working on this.
01:01:40
November 04, 2021
EP#132: Spoopy Times At Ridgemont High
In this episode......ah screw it. Is the description even important? Are you even reading this?
01:00:23
October 19, 2021
EP#131: Barky Cats
What does that title mean? The demons have fully taken over the show, the void is out of control, and spirits are phasing in and out of our reality.
01:03:28
October 12, 2021
EP#130: The Demons Return.....Again
In this episode our heroes....you know...I blacked out for most of this episode so..... Hooray for me!
54:22
October 05, 2021
EP#129: A Friend Till' the End
In this episode, Anton really just wants everyone to know that in their final moments, he will be there for them.
01:02:25
September 28, 2021
EP#128: Slow Start, and Steady Going
In this episode, our heroes talk about how being an adult is fun and not exhausting at all, Anton gets a little riled up over a certain company named after a fruit, and Mike's drive to the studio reminds us all why people rock!
01:01:40
September 21, 2021
EP#127: Three Enter, Two Return.
In this episode, our heroes have some accomplishments to share, we experience some loss, and the void almost takes one of our heroes for good.
01:17:28
September 14, 2021
EP#126: Short Line
In this episode, our heroes go on a wacky and wild journey through their minds. In a true return to the format of the original DP idea! This is just a random mish-mash of ideas, and we all love that.....right?
43:32
September 07, 2021
EP#125: The Return, The Tease, and The Struggle
In this episode, our heroes boldly go where a LOT of other people are going as well, they learn that parking structures are a bitch, and they bring you all into the arena with us for the moment that will go down in wrestling history.
01:18:37
August 31, 2021
EP#124: Wham, Bam, No More Fam
In this week's episode, we (like everyone else) have some wrestling news, Anton has a massive family blowout, and we can't help but wonder why nobody has ever been able to improve upon the speculum.
01:09:01
August 24, 2021
EP#123: A Fortnight Later
In this episode, we rediscover the origins of the friendship between Jovia and Mike, we ponder what big TP thinks of bidets, and yet again, someone is in the spotlight for sexual misconduct...and you'll NEVER guess who.
54:32
August 18, 2021
EP#122: Return To Form
In this week we actually have a fair bit of wrestling news to get to, Jovia has some sad news on the fish tank front, and Anton (once again) tries to push one of the most depressing documentaries on another poor soul.
01:00:59
August 02, 2021
EP#121: Bo Knows Bloody Nose
In this episode we try to decide how much ego someone has while having sex, we find out just exactly why so many guys get bloody noses in anime, and end up in a weird google auto-complete list, also we speculate on the happiness of our city for their championship. 6AEpil9ATgozHGEkdXwt
01:08:10
July 26, 2021
EP#120: Don't Quote Me
In this episode, we're dropping some of the hottest quotes that you could totally put over our pictures....but we would ask that you don't. We try to get to the bottom of Mike's undead powers (spoiler: it's food), and we ponder the ramifications of showing another driver how nice your gun is through the window.
59:00
July 19, 2021
EP#119: Return of the Mack
In this episode, we're finally back from our 2 week hiatus, we look back at some old PC games and toys that we used to love as kids, and mike gets pulled over for his lack of license plate.......which we honestly feel like that should be on Mazda to pay for.
01:11:52
July 05, 2021
¿Por que?
What's this nonsense?
00:42
June 21, 2021
EP#118: Kickin' rocks, and The Rocks' bottle
In this episode, we learn that The Rock has his own tequila, and no, it doesn't matter what it's called, Jovia and Anton hit the pavement to do some old-school street team nonsense, and we give big ups to our friend for helping to save the streams and show!
01:11:10
June 14, 2021
EP#117: Off To The Race(ist)
In this episode we ask ourselves...is one of our hosts racist? you decide! Also, Mike becomes one of the people we love to hate, and Anton breaks down what the fuck is wrong with most movie adaptations of books.
57:34
June 07, 2021
EP#116: No Introduction Needed
In this episode, our heroes ignore formalities, Anton gets a lesson in old school Animal Crossing, and Mike is on a strange collecting mission.
56:27
May 31, 2021
EP#115: It's All About The Game, And How You Play It
In this episode, a stupid comment turns into a whole-ass thing, the vibe goes a bit OG DP, and also, we give out the secret code to go download your BRuhDoTWOnkysLuSH.
01:08:10
May 24, 2021
EP#114: Steamy VR
In this episode, tales from the pharmacy bring terror, things get steamy on Steam,  and returning fans of the genre will recognize a salt boi when they hear one.
55:15
May 17, 2021
EP#113: Birthday Double-Down
In this episode, Anton almost got evicted from his storage unit, Jovia can remember WAY too much about Rugrats,  and even after everything that we've all been through with the election, Q still somehow manages to poke his stupid little head in again.
01:04:29
May 10, 2021
EP#112: Birthday Gift Snafu
In this episode, the fish get a major living upgrade, Shiek and AITA deliver as usual, and there is a bit of an issue arising because of one of the birthday gifts for Anton.
01:12:59
May 03, 2021
EP#111: I Killed Mike
In this episode, Anton has murdered Mike, turns out... Mike was easily replaceable, and drunk Santa strikes again, but is it actually a miss? Or, did drunk Santa knock it out of the park??
59:53
April 26, 2021
EP#110: If Ever, If ever, We We're Just one Time Clever.
In this episode, we have some sad news, the wrestling ring minute is especially interesting, and the boys are itching to open some cards from some stupid ( and totally unknown franchise).
01:05:59
April 19, 2021
EP#109: Weather Delays And Botches
In this episode, we make note of a recent change that has made it really easy to spot awful people in public, we're watching WrestleMania (or at least we're trying to), and Mike finally gets pulled over for an issue he's ignored for over 4 years.
01:11:17
April 12, 2021
EP#108: 4/3/21
On this very special calendar day that won't happen again for a long time, we talk about words that we still can't pronounce properly, we ask, what life-changing item can you buy for less than $100, and a beloved rapper that thinks he's a dog is in danger.
01:21:15
April 05, 2021
EP#107: V.ery A.wesome G.reat I.ntense N.ew A.episode
In this episode, a company tells their employees EXACTLY where they stand on the totem, lady bits continue to mystify the world, and we help you figure out if your teen is having sex at the mall.
01:12:44
March 29, 2021
EP#106: Stubborn Fish
In this episode we have tank updates, we start to contemplate when it turns into a problem, and another puzzling ride through AITA.
01:05:23
March 22, 2021
EP#105: Oklahoma's Hot Beat
In this episode, we discuss people who tend to torture themselves with food, we weigh the options of doing your job by choice or by force, and as always, AITA takes us on a complete whirlwind of a ride!
01:02:08
March 15, 2021
File Corruption
No episode this week....and this is why.
01:31
March 08, 2021
EP#104: A (S)Hit Show
In this episode, Anton is a grump as usual, Anton and Jovia are going to be raising little ones of a different species, Mike and Anton are way more in sync than they think. Discount Podcast fans can receive 20% off any Charging Moose Media soundtracks or albums at https://chargingmoosemedia.bandcamp.com by using code discountpod at checkout.  Be sure to drop them a line on twitter @ChargingMooseNY or by using hashtag #HereComeTheVampires and let them know Discount Podcast sent you!
01:03:14
March 01, 2021
EP#103: For Edu-tainment Purposes Only
In this episode, we're getting oddly informative, the boys both have a trading card obsession, and AITA brings us...just a rollercoaster of....fun?
01:03:59
February 22, 2021
EP#102: Morbid Ban-Hammer
In this episode, Jovia doesn't appreciate the movies that Anton watched as a kid, Mike, and Dan finally get to talk hockey, and Anton reveals more about himself than we think he intended to! 
01:21:32
February 15, 2021
EP#101: The Producers
Welcome to season 3! In this super-sized episode, we are joined by Alok Mishram, producer of the film 1BR. He takes us on an incredible journey through the movie industry. Ups and downs, wins and losses. This is one truly entertaining guy and we were lucky to be able to get him on!  Please, enjoy the first episode of season 3!
01:49:45
February 08, 2021
EP#100!: We're A Century Old!!!
In this weeks episode, NO ADS! NO MUSIC! NO NONSENSE! Really... It's just the show. Enjoy, everyone. Thanks for all the support over the last two years. Here's to season 3!
01:27:36
November 09, 2020
Movie Commentary: 1BR
Let's watch a scary, disturbing, and very well done movie together. I knew nothing about this movie, and maybe that was a bad thing. In this movie, a young woman moves into an apartment complex. Very focused on community and very friendly, the residents seem to be pretty much ideal. However, the residents, and the community as a whole, may have more to hide than she will ever know. This movie is a total trip, and, again, very very well done. It made me uncomfortable, but at the end of the day, the ending is a great moment.
01:31:08
November 03, 2020
EP#99: Happy Helloween
In this episode, Anton does a good job, there's more shit filled news from the world this week, and we figure out who we would haunt if we were a ghost. Song: Aim For The Head Artist: Creature Feature
01:15:10
November 02, 2020
R.I.P. Dan. This could have been prevented.
i received some really shitty news this morning. This could have been prevented. This year is the most important year of ALL  of our lives. We need to do what's right. I don't want to either...but people like Dan would still be around if  the right measures were taken from the start.  I'm sorry Dan. I hope it wasn't because of HIM that you ended up like this.
12:36
October 27, 2020
EP#98: Spiritual Death
In this episode, we're giving good advice, Jovia gets a mystery call, and we're going over TV and movie deaths. Song: Pretty Toy Artist: Velvet Acid Christ
01:37:25
October 26, 2020
EP#97: It's A Thriller
In this episode, we talk cryptids, we discuss what our roles would be in a horror movie, and we delve into some spooky questions. Song: Hypoxia Artist: Velvet Acid Christ
01:33:15
October 19, 2020
EP#96: They're Back...
In this episode, we talk about the dark side of becoming a meme, the horror of Vince McMahon, and some spoopy listener questions. Song: Collapsed Artist: Velvet Acid Christ
01:06:53
October 12, 2020
EP#95: The Void Strikes Back
In this episode, we mourn a lost file, Mike and Jovia hold down the fort, and Anton encounters a bit of a problem. Song: Status Quo Artist: Celebrity Sex Scandal
01:05:42
October 05, 2020
EP#94: Madness And Perspective
In this episode, we take a look at the evolution of the show over the last 2 years, Anton gets yet another nostalgia boner, and we look at ghosting from both sides of the line. Song: Wazer Wifle Artist: Open Minded
01:13:04
September 28, 2020
EP#93: The MEGA-sode
Due to tech issues last week, the episode came out a little shorter than we normally like  to release. So to make up for it, we decided to go WAY overboard. In this weeks episode, we've finally made it  back rom the void we're getting really personal with Jovias'  anatomy, and as always, we are completely lose our minds. Song: Haunted Holiday Artist: Polkadot Cadaver
02:26:58
September 21, 2020
EP#92: Lost In The Void
In this episode, we have too many people here, time is short, and the void might actually take us one of these days. Song: Down At Mcdonaldz Artist: Electric Six
43:44
September 15, 2020
EP#91: A Tight Ship
In this episode, we're on a tight schedule, we wish that straight people would know when their flirting with their non-straight friends, and "boneless" wings are a problem with society. Song: Bring Me The Head Of Andy Warhol Artist: Polkadot Cadaver
01:04:44
September 07, 2020
EP#90: Aggressively Selling
In this episode, Jovia reminds us how scary the world can be, we connect the universe through the mystery of pork, and Anton loses a console. Song: A Wolf In Jesus Skin Artist: Polkadot Cadaver
01:00:33
August 31, 2020
EP#89: Thunder Thief
In this episode, the thunder hath been tholen, we fear the wrath of Danhausen, and we're pulling back the curtain on what it's like to make a podcast.  Song: Sweet Insanity  Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:18:24
August 24, 2020
EP#88: A New Challenger Approaches
In this weeks show, we bring on an old friend of Jovi, Mike is out of control, and as always, Anton is breaking things. Song: Rubber Band Man Artist: Electric Six
01:09:31
August 17, 2020
EP#87: Cinematic Torture
In this episode, Anton makes an announcement, Jovia has an idea that actually is pretty clever, and Mikes' segment is back! Song: Last Call In Jonestown Artist: Polkadot Cadaver
01:18:07
August 10, 2020
EP#86: Blunderstruck
In this episode, Anton has some fancy new sounds to show off, Mike has an unfortunate Pokemon experience, and Jovia loses her mind at when an WWE favorite of hers shows up in AEW. Song:  Down At McDonaldz Artist: Electric Six
01:13:53
August 03, 2020
EP#85: Rusty Old Hardware
In this episode, we relive terrible drinking stories, one of us might be a cyborg, and Anton is spoiling a five year old game. Song: Danger! High Voltage Artist: Electric Six
01:15:12
July 27, 2020
EP#84: 100% Cacao
In this episode, we forget about a PPV that seemed important a few years ago, the rona is still running rampant, and an old #metoo mention is back on the social media. Song: War Party Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:22:14
July 20, 2020
EP#83: Rule Ass, And Praise Helix
In this episode, there is actually some good news for once, Jovia has absolutely zero idea how a classic game is played, and speaking of games...what's the weirdest way to beat a video game? Song: Get Possessed Artist: Polkadot Cadaver
01:16:08
July 13, 2020
EP#82: Dependent Of The 4th
In this episode we wax nostalgic about conventions, Frank returns, and we answer questions from some of our boys across the pond. Song: Chloroform Girl Artist: Polkadot Cadaver
01:11:34
July 06, 2020
EP#81: It's All Sugar, Shithead
In this episode, we answer some questions from across the deep blue, talking about a clone of a game that was a big thing for all of us at the time, and we nominate a mayoral candidate for the tastiest town of all. Song: Brain Eating Amoeba Artist: Polkadot Cadaver
01:17:53
June 29, 2020
EP#80: The Show With Ballz
In this episode, Anton is now on quarantine, we're still questioning the reality that we live in, and giving a brief history lesson on a drink that nobody remembers. Song: Moshi Artist: Pegboard Nerds
01:04:29
June 22, 2020
EP#79: Funk-a-licious
In this episode, we're talking about funk (take that as you will), we find out if Anton is a decent shot or not, and we have a guest that at this point should just be a part of the damn show. Song: Full Hearts Artist: Pegboard Nerds
01:25:17
June 15, 2020
EP#78: A Baby And His Gate
In this episode, we're talking about a dangerous worker, the politics of funk, and we attempt to give respect to some fallen citizens. No music this week No ads this week either
01:28:11
June 08, 2020
EP#77: The Debate Team
In this episode, we look at the war of the hard seltzers, the war between radio and streaming, and we infiltrate an opposing camp. Song: Whistle Past The Graveyard Artist: Knives Out
01:12:09
June 01, 2020
EP#76: The Great American Challenge
In this episode, we're deciding on the perfect weapon for a duel, we discuss what might be the best reality show we've ever seen, and we lose some of our self CTRL. Song: Fuck My Way To Hell Artist: Knives Out
01:07:00
May 25, 2020
EP#75: Two Bags Of Crazy Bread
In this episode, we discuss what our last meal will be, we discuss an impostor situation, and why shaving supplies suck. Song: Disconnected Artist: Pegboard Nerds
01:26:47
May 18, 2020
Missing Episode
Just a quick rundown on what happened this week.
01:21
May 13, 2020
EP#74: Alex Jones Eats Ass
In this episode, our heroes are still hold up away from each other, and discussing the possibility of a wrestling/Call of Duty crossover, a crazy person and an idiot, and Jovia sustains an eye injury. Song: Frainbreeze Artist: Pegboard Nerds
58:59
May 04, 2020
EP#73: New Studio, Who Dis?
In this weeks episode, our heroes try to get back to normality as far as recording, they celebrate the new studio layout, and hey, would you look at that....there's STILL a pandemic happening. Song: Swamp Thing Artist: Pegboard Nerds
01:05:50
April 27, 2020
(Some Time) with MSE
Surprise!! It's a bonus episode with Dave from MSE (Michigansportsandentertainment.com) to talk about all of the wrestling lay-offs.
51:23
April 21, 2020
EP#72: Cabin Fever
Here is your AD-FREE version of this weeks episode. This is the version of the show tthat our patreon supporters get, along with bonus episodes, commentaries and more! Enjoy! In this episode, Anton is NOT happy with a certain Cheeto-colored individual, we're STILL recording remotely, and Jovia gives Anton a lesson in manners, Song: Gay Bar Artist: Electric Six
01:00:51
April 21, 2020
EP#71: Backstreet's Back, Alright
Here is your AD-FREE version of this weeks show. Enjoy. In this episode, we have some returning guests, we're for sure NOT going to the Backstreet Boys reunion tour, and Anton has a bit of sad news. This episode is dedicated to Jon. Rest easy, sir. Song: Formula 409 Artist: Electric Six
01:21:15
April 13, 2020
EP#70: The Quaranteam
In this episode, we have guests...Lots of them in fact. This should be interesting. Thanks to WNDRSOUL, Gaming Casual, and Lit Gaming Arena for joining us this week. Song: Synthesizer Artist: Electric Six
01:26:52
April 06, 2020
EP#69: Nice...Self-Isolation
In this episode, we are doing our part to self-isolate, which means that it's just Jovia and Anton. Without the help of Mike to carry them on his back, will they be able to make it? Song: When The Devil Creeps In Artist: El Creepo
01:07:47
March 30, 2020
EP#68: Dress For Success At Apoca-Less
In this episode, the quarantine begins, everything is cancelled...like...for real, and we're playing dress up for the apocalypse. Song: Slip The Noose Artist: El Creepo
01:16:08
March 23, 2020
EP#67: I'll Have Mine With Lime
In this episode, it's honestly a little hard to not address the elephant in the room. The big...obvious...infected elephant. Song: Arabian Rose Artist: El Creepo
01:14:01
March 16, 2020
EP#66:6. Hail Satan Or Whatever
In this episode we're talking about our favorite albums, we're getting down with sickness, and as usual...shots are fired. Coincidentally, we don't talk about Satan at all in this episode. Song: Stranger Things Have Happened Artist: El Creepo
01:03:57
March 09, 2020
EP#65: Unready For A Revolution
In this episode, there's a revolution happening, we are not invited, and we are salty about it. Song: We Aren't The World Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:12:22
March 02, 2020
EP#64: Mouth Full of Lampreys
In this episode, a doughnut is gonna blow Anton's mind, were playing "F$*&, marry, kill", and we get invaded. Song: Vertigo Motel Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:19:04
February 24, 2020
EP#63: Helena Cell
In this weeks episode, we get sponsored by a law firm, we're making dream matches, and we are too wrapped up in the toilet humor. Song: Nude in the Wilderness Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:15:15
February 17, 2020
EP#62: Professional Attempt at Professionalism
In this episode, Mike gets his own segment, we talk mascots, and we are really trying to be a better wrestling show. Song: Magical Band of Fools Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:13:00
February 10, 2020
EP#61: Sedghammer
In this episode, we talk gabber, Mike tries to leave the show, and we are reliving the great Prongles drop. With special guest Shane from Gaming Casual. Song: Grease Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:02:46
February 03, 2020
60 minutes with David Herro.
We were lucky enough to get some time with David Herro. He's been around the wrestling business for many years, and is the man behind GLCW. He invites us in to his home to talk about the business of promoting, creating your own company, and having family in the business.  
01:12:43
January 30, 2020
EP#60: Farting Glitter
In this Episode, we watch an episode of AEW that we were actually in the crowd for, Anton is mad that his bodily functions aren't more exciting, and we open up the floor for suggestions. Song: Antiquities Small Rewards Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:05:04
January 27, 2020
EP#59: On Target For Once
In this episode, shockingly, we talk mostly wrestling. I know, weird right?  Song: Acid Memoirs  Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:13:35
January 21, 2020
EP#58: Go To Bed And Cry
In this episode, we talk a little gaming, Martha goes wild, and 90's fashion. Song: Plastic Surgeons  Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:10:32
January 13, 2020
EP57: The Triumphant Return?
In this episode, your heroes return, we try to get rid of the mic rust, and we absolutely nail it! Song: Clusterfuck Artist: Electric Six
01:00:52
January 06, 2020
EP#56: Christmas Special 2019
The holiday is among us and we are ready to try to stay on topic, in this extra long special, we talk past memories, pet peeves about the holiday, and then some other stuff too. Merry Chrysler everyone. Song #1: Mr Grinch Artist: Electric Six Song #2: (Unknown) Artist: Jonathan Young
01:49:18
December 25, 2019
30 Minutes with Johnny Swashbuckle
In this interview we interview local wrestling legend, Mr Johnny Swashbuckle. I apologize for the mixing, but we were on a stage, and my dumb-ass forgot to bring stuff to use more than one mic. My...f'n....bad.
31:32
December 18, 2019
EP#55: Logan's Run
In this episode, it's the season finale; chapters and sagas are ending. New Beginnings are on the horizon. Song: GFY Artist: Ninja Sex Party
01:04:35
December 02, 2019
EP#54: The Semi-finals
In this episode, we talk current events, test our mental might, and we prepare for the beginning of the end. Song: Better Day Artist: Planet Booty
01:29:22
November 25, 2019
EP#53: Happy Anniversary Jackass!
In this episode, some time has passed, some things change, and some things never change. Song: Synthesize Her Artist: TWRP
01:09:21
November 18, 2019
EP#52: Full Gear?
In this episode, we review AEW: Full Gear, we get sexy with a special guest, and the soundboard is finally resurrected. Song: Freak Inside Artist: Planet Booty
01:16:11
November 11, 2019
EP#51: Stock Is Down.
In this weeks episode, (as the title suggests) stock is down, we talk patch notes, and something something something, dead horse. Song: Release The Kraken Artist: Ninja Sex Party
01:12:49
November 04, 2019
EP#50: Legal Torture
In this weeks episode, we urge you to eat the Fu#$ing Pudding, we fear for a potential lost file, and we're going to warn about a "haunt" that could kill you. Song: Blood Artist: Velvet Acid Christ
01:16:57
October 28, 2019
EP#49: Fear The Unknown
In this episode, we face the truly scary things... our everyday fears; Failure, things we don't know, and our own emotions.  Song: Collapsed Artist: Velvet Acid Christ
01:06:15
October 21, 2019
EP#48: Ted Cruz IS The Zodiac Killer
In this episode, we STILL hate the rich, Jovia is going to absolutely school the edgelords of new, and we're going to talk about serial killers.  DISCLAIMER*: No cereal was harmed during the making of this episode. Song: Pretty Toy Artist: Velvet Acid Christ
01:12:49
October 14, 2019
EP#47: Cryptid We Even Mention That?
In this episode, we talk vengeance, scary creatures are afoot, and the time clock doesn't matter. Song: Haunted Artist: Velvet Acid Christ
01:26:59
October 07, 2019
Movie Commentary: Cube
Let's watch a movie together! This time, we're watching the horror/psychological thriller "Cube".
01:34:35
October 01, 2019
EP#46: They're here
In this episode, the demons take over (kind of), we're getting spooky (Mostly) and we discuss horror (in a way).
01:11:10
October 01, 2019
EP#45: It's Been Some Kind Of Week
In this weeks episode, things are all messed up, we're chasing a sponsorship, and Anton continues to drive Jovia crazy with his control of the soundboard. Song: Synthesizer Artist: Electric Six
01:14:15
September 23, 2019
EP#44: Not Gang-Raping People Is Good
In this episode, Anton has a religious experience, we offer up free merch, and a a little raccoon is a little safer now. Song: Rage Artist: Hyper Crush
01:16:43
September 16, 2019
EP#43: A Little Bit Of The A.E.Dubbly.
Here is your AD-FREE version of this weeks episode. Enjoy! In this episode, Mike did NOT come to AEW: All-Out with us, Anton is a complete ass that likes to hijack trains of thought, and Jovia isn't impressed with your shitty kids. Song: Formula 409 Artist: Electric Six
01:37:16
September 09, 2019
EP#42: I Wish You Would Step Back From That Sedg, My Friend.
In this episode, We've killed Mike, we try to take over the world, and we're going to watch a man die, by gawd! Song: Brain Eating Amoeba Artist: Polkadot Cadaver
01:17:56
August 27, 2019
EP#41: Some Grump
In this episode Anton is a grumpy pants, Jovia advocates for roller-balls, and Mike lays down the Minecraft law! Song: Gay Bar Artist: Electric Six 
01:18:07
August 19, 2019
EP#40: The One With The Notifications
In this episode, we try a new format, hard seltzer is king, and the notifications are invading....in droves! Song: Clusterfuck Artist: Electric Six
01:27:13
August 12, 2019
EP#39: No Homo-Sandwiches
 In this episode, you DO NOT order the same thing as your bro, we REALLY need to get Joey Janela to pay attention, and could we STOP SHOOTING ONE ANOTHER?!?!?! PLEASE!!! Song: Slip The Noose Artist: El Creepo
01:10:54
August 05, 2019
EP#38: The Strongest Effort
  In this episode, the soundboard is host number 4, we are for sure still drinking during recording, and AGAIN....we are (kind of) a wrestling show. Song: Moshi Artist: Pegboard Nerds ft. Tokyo Machine
01:17:15
July 30, 2019
EP#37: Boss Baby
In this episode, we toot our own horn, Boss Baby is a thing....unfortunately, and let's talk about old CD stores! Song: Plastic Surgeons  Artist: Dog Fashion Disco  
01:13:41
July 22, 2019
EP#36: The Drunkards. They Ramble.
  In this episode, Big Papa Pump is back again to drop some number knowledge on us, Jovia is back to losing her mind, and Anton in back with new sounds.....yay. Song: Stranger Things Have Happened Artist:  El Creepo
01:24:44
July 15, 2019
EP#35: Now With 30% More Free.
In this episode we try(le) a new style, Bo Burnham stops by for a visit, and the feminine hygiene product game is nuts! Song: Arabian Rose Artist El Creepo
01:17:13
July 09, 2019
EP#34: Government Watch List
 In this episode, we get ourselves on a watch list, wrestling news (shocker), and Anton interacts with an ignorant teen. Song: Grease Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:09:02
July 01, 2019
EP#33: Weaponized Weirdness
  In this episode, people are weird, Frank returns and spends too much money, and Anton is too passionate about pasta sauce. Song: Swamp Thing Artist: Pegboard Nerds
01:11:02
June 24, 2019
EP#32: Who's Worse?
In this episode Amazon sucks ass (and misses the mark), E3 happened, and we maintain that we are (kind-of) a wrestling podcast. Song: Brain Eating Amoeba  Artist: Polkadot Cadaver 
01:16:28
June 17, 2019
EP#31: Macho Man
In this episode, we get macho, Cardi B is a thot ass ho, and meat is a no-no. Song: Magical Band Of Fools Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:09:40
June 10, 2019
EP#30: I Invented That Joke
  In this episode Anton lays claim to a joke, Frank returns, and this show is hot, but not as hot as the news.  Song: Nude In The Wilderness Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:16:18
June 03, 2019
EP#29: Drink, Bitch!
In this episode, we're a drinking game, a celebrity stops by, and Anton explains the biz. Song: Fuck My Way To Hell Artist: Knives Out
01:11:56
May 27, 2019
AEW: Double Or Nothing (Payperview Review)
It's Saturday May 25th. We just finished watching AEW: DON. It's been a long night, we're drunk, so let's discuss.
01:19:23
May 27, 2019
EP#28: Yeet-erus
In this episode, we say goodbye to a uterus, money math is hard, and nobody is named Frank. Song: Whistle Past the Graveyard Artist: Knives Out
01:13:45
May 20, 2019
EP#27: Noods Of Death
In this episode we eat the spiciest noodles ever, ProJared is fucked, and nostalgia for inconvenience is afoot. Song: We Aren't The World Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:06:33
May 12, 2019
EP#26: Trips Down Game-(o)ry Lane
In this episode we record early and sober, things are again fucked, and we talk a lot of gaming. Song: Antiquity's Small Rewards Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:13:03
May 06, 2019
EP#25: Malort...I'll Have Another
In this episode, it's our 6 month anniversary, we play "Florida man, or impostor", and we have some Malort. Song: OSCar Artist: Pegboard Nerds We are now available on Podcoin! It's the podcast that pays to play, check it out!
01:01:57
April 28, 2019
Encounter Party
Check these guys out! We are now available on Podcoin
01:29
April 22, 2019
Ep#24: Kill Me Now
In this episode we have a ramen obsession, we all want to die, and incels are the worst. Song: When The Devil Creeps In Artist: El Creepo
01:13:36
April 22, 2019
EP#23: MGC
In this weeks episode, we talk about our weekend at MGC. Song: Acid Memoirs Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:09:59
April 15, 2019
EP#22: Not-so-lost Episode
The timeline is all out of wack here in the DPEU.... In this episode we make predictions for a future event while in the past, kids get their own casino, and......tax brackets. Artist: Pegboard Nerds Song: Frainbreeze
01:13:52
April 12, 2019
EP#21: Four Score and Seven Years
In this episode, we ponder time terms, younger Anton just wanted to be pretty, and Jovia is armed. Song: Self Destruct Artist: Pegboard Nerds
01:06:58
April 04, 2019
EP#20: A 4th Body
In this episode, we have company, Mike gets a thoughtful gift, and it's all about opinions Song: Disconnected Artist: Pegboard Nerds
01:07:32
March 25, 2019
EP#19: Yeah, But Did You Die?
In this episode, death lurks, Mike is a bit metro, and people are still stingy as hell. Song: Vertigo Motel Band: Dog Fashion Disco
01:06:01
March 17, 2019
30 Minutes With J-Tro
We sit down with the one and only Jason Trost, director of "The FP" and "The FP 2: Beats of Rage" to talk about his films, video games, and his innate ability to come up with insults.
33:35
March 11, 2019
EP #18: Cumbox
In this episode, we are running on fumes, names determine your personality, and we traumatize you. Song: Get Possessed Artist: Polkadot Cadaver
01:17:22
March 11, 2019
EP#17: This Episode Has No Title
In this episode, laughter runs rampant, We contemplate folk who think that they are animals, and WE ARE A FAMILY SHOW! Song: Robot Assisted Suicide Artist: Polkadot Cadaver
01:18:25
March 05, 2019
EP# 16: Llama Shaming
In this episode, ethnic markets rule, I talk shop, and this is the most professionally produced show around. Song: Siddhis Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:13:00
February 24, 2019
Movie Commentary: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
Let's watch a damn good movie together! The sequel to the hit original film, based on Eastman and Laird's comic characters. It's a fun romp down nostalgia lane!
01:29:50
February 21, 2019
Movie Commentary: The FP
Let's watch a fantastic movie together! The sequel is right around the corner (February 22, in select theaters) so let's get hyped up for the release!
01:29:43
February 18, 2019
EP#15: Take The Ring Back
In this episode Jovia has great news, we revisit Myspace, and Mike and I are assholes with card games. Song: Last Call In Jonestown Artist: Polkadot Cadaver 
01:22:09
February 17, 2019
EP#14: Not A Fun Time
In this episode, a friendship explodes, goodbyes are hard, and I create a very lucrative business. Song: Too Good To Be True Artist: El Creepo
01:08:10
February 11, 2019
Bonus Quesadilla #5
What run-ins with authority have we had?...and more!
27:42
February 09, 2019
EP#13: Just The Tip
In this episode people are ungrateful, we plan a wedding, and old school relationship dynamics STILL confuse us. Song: Doctors Orders Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:10:18
February 03, 2019
Bonus Quesadilla #4
Who would we want to have a drink with, alive or dead? Where do we see ourselves in 5-10-20 years? 
53:60
February 02, 2019
EP#12: 90% Cacao
In this episode, I have troubles at work, avocados suck, and we learn some of why Invader Zim was cancelled Song: Tastes So Sweet Artist: Dog Fashion Disco
01:12:40
January 27, 2019
Movie Commentary: "Jason X"
Let's watch a terrible movie together! This time, we are watching the 10th installment in the "Friday the 13th" franchise.
01:34:20
January 25, 2019
EP#11: Real, and not
In this episode, we talk about wrestling, school years, and the "incident"!
01:08:52
January 20, 2019
Movie Commentary: "Eight Legged Freaks"
Let's watch this 2002 horror/comedy together and say stupid shit!
01:41:26
January 19, 2019
Bonus Quesadilla #3
Do we believe in ghosts? We're gonna get a little bit spiritual, and not in a religious way.
33:39
January 18, 2019
Ep#10: You Cheated!
In this episode, MORE price is right, we simultaneously defend and become gate-keepers, and your favorite band is NOT what they used to be!
01:06:58
January 13, 2019
Bonus Quesadilla #2
In this little diddy, we talk mexican food, i talk too much about "Resident Evil", and Taft was a fat-ass
37:41
January 11, 2019
Bonus Quesadilla #1
What Video game universe would we like to live in? Well....Let's find out!
30:09
January 10, 2019
EP#9: Witness Protection
In this episode, I go into the witness protection program, Jovia turns into a robot, and Mike is still an asshole
01:03:17
January 06, 2019
EP#8: What The Hell Just Happened?
In this episode, we throw more shade, pull some weird flexing, and discuss irresponsible driving.
01:22:56
December 30, 2018
EP#7: Unexpected Guest(s)
In this episode, someone might steal a baby, hockey is king, and our "studio" apparently has an open door policy.
01:20:23
December 23, 2018
EP#6: Shitty Handheld
In this episode, they don't let me start the show, someone left their heart on a plane (literally), and god's plan doesn't exist.
01:19:10
December 16, 2018
EP#5: Serious.......Seriously Nerdy......Seriously Though.
In this episode, we discuss some actually serious things, video games and nostalgia, and what it's like to be the popular kid by association.
01:14:17
December 10, 2018
EP#4: The Saltiest of Blocks
In this episode, we discuss depressing buffets, remember video stores, and rant about our last shitty job.
01:08:01
December 03, 2018
EP#2: Only Technically Legally Necrophilia
In this weeks episode, we talk about stupid holiday consumerism, achieving creeper status, societies stand on relations and courting, and the legalities accidental necrophilia.
01:14:21
November 26, 2018
EP#3: Holiday Blues
In this episode, our adventurers talk about the holiday madness, the missionary position, food choices, and why swings are fun.
01:15:17
November 26, 2018
EP#1: Maiden Voyage
The first episode...we don't know what we're doing!
01:07:05
November 26, 2018