Distract Me, Please

By Bryanna

Join Bryanna Silva for a hilarious escape from reality on "Distract Me, Please." With wit and charm, Bryanna shares comedic tales from her life, covering dating mishaps, work adventures, and more. Tune in for a laugh-out-loud journey with Bryanna Silva as your guide.

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You're Just A Character

Distract Me, PleaseApr 25, 2024

00:00

01:06:27

You're Just A Character

Its the booktok episode!!!!!

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Apr 25, 202401:06:27

Should tell my boyfriend what I been doin'

KAMRYN BUILT HER PC!!! but just like any Kamryn episode we got WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY too personal. We left ALMOST everything in this podcast episode.
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Kamryn's TikTok: cloudyryn

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Apr 19, 202401:13:11

With Her Baddie Friend

IM SORRY BUT THE EPISODE IS LATE AGAIN!!!!!!!

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Apr 17, 202414:32

Boy Bye

(eternal sunshine review) it's 4:31am as I type this out. im as tired as my singing in this episode. my voice was gone, rent was due, the album had dropped a week ago, and this is what i created.
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Apr 04, 202402:07:41

This Ain't Texas (Cowboy Carter Review)

This is truly Distract me, Please the musical. I did not stop singing at all but this is also my review of the Cowboy Carter

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Mar 31, 202424:52

Salisbury Steak

This is an episode about the small changes I'm making to over come my envy of others due to social media. (No video btw)
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Mar 04, 202450:17

Merrily We'll Fall Out of Line (Video)

"What truly distinguishes success stories from stories you've never heard isn't extraordinary talent - it's extraordinary opportunities."

-Malcolm Gladwell

Book Summary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snC-vezNCKs

Book Recap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VedGIR9v9G8

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Feb 07, 202455:12

Grande Betrayal

IM SO MAD SO IM DISCUSSING ARIANA GRANDE BECAUSE THESE CHEATING RUMORS WERE NEVER OK!!!
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Jan 22, 202440:39

AG7 Predictions

Voice notes for the soul Socials: linktr.ee/bryannasilva

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Jan 12, 202440:39

Bronchitis

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Jan 05, 202408:06

1 minute of useless information

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Jan 03, 202401:41

I’m sorry if this is your first podcast experience

I just wanna say happy holidays. Socials: linktr.ee/bryannasilva

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Jan 02, 202405:52

Faking It for Fame: Exploring the Ethics of Influencer Deception PODMAS DAY 10

This is my 10% for the day Socials: linktr.ee/bryannasilva

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Dec 11, 202328:23

Only give 10% PODMAS DAY 9

No need to give 100% of yourself when nothing is working in your favor. Socials: linktr.ee/bryannasilva

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Dec 10, 202322:10

Scrolling through my tiktok fyp PODMAS DAY 7 (watch video on Spotify for best experience)

This is really is just me scrolling through my tiktok fyp

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Dec 08, 202339:04

Lovin on me PODMAS DAY 6

Video only on Spotify

$$$ Must-Have Beauty Products for Black Women | Drugstore Edition

Join me as I unveil an affordable drugstore haul perfect for black women.

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Dec 07, 202353:38

Lainey Wilson's Book Club: The Best Fantasy Books of All Time PODMAS DAY 5

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Lainey Wilson's Bookshelf: Fantasy Edition | Discover the Imagination Behind Her Favorite Reads

Dec 07, 202301:06:27

A Few Of My Favorite Things PODMAS DAY 4

Video only on Spotify

Im talking books, Tv shows, influencers, roommates, literally everything I love.

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Dec 06, 202339:14

Confessions of a Child-Free Texan PODMAS DAY 3

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A podcast episode about American financial struggles, being a Texan, and less kids in places.

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Dec 06, 202357:43

Ricky When I Catch You Ricky PODMAS DAY 2

Video only on Spotify.

This is a fun episode about LLC twitter and Fishing stories.

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Dec 05, 202333:07

Roommate From Hell: Crazy Stories You Won't Believe PODMAS DAY 1

Let's just ignore the watermark Im trying to figure out if I like this program. But in other news this is the roommate story that caused me to literally MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dec 04, 202347:03

Why The Golden Bachelor Is The Best Bachelor

Hey, you won't believe the scoop I've got! So, Chrisean Rock and her little sidekick, "The Golden Bachelor," have been on some wild escapades. They've even got more drama going on than a soap opera! As for me, I've been keeping busy with my secret double life as a bookworm. Get ready for some epic tales and cheesy jokes, coming soon in our next chat. Can't wait to spill the literary beans and laugh our hearts out!
-A Failed Chatgpt Moment (also the audio quality
suuucckkksss)

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Oct 24, 202349:35

Here’s why you are doing better than you think

In this transformative episode, I delve deep into the most pressing issues of our lives, tackling the struggles of body image, the nagging feeling of never being enough, and empowering you to stand your ground against those who undermine your potential. I'll share heartfelt advice and personal anecdotes to help you break free from self-doubt, embrace your uniqueness, and navigate the challenges of life with resilience and confidence. It's time to hit play and embark on a journey of self-discovery and empowerment that will change the way you view yourself and the world around you.

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Oct 15, 202354:59

My Most Embarrassing Stories

In this intimate Q&A episode, I invite you to explore the pages of my life's story. You've asked, and I'm ready to answer. From my early days to the twists and turns of my journey, nothing is off-limits. Join me as I candidly respond to your questions, sharing personal anecdotes, insights, and a few surprises along the way. Get ready for a deep dive into my world, where the ordinary meets the extraordinary. This episode is a unique opportunity to connect on a personal level, as we uncover the layers of experiences that have shaped who I am today.

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Sep 17, 202301:06:39

Magic, Myths, and Mayhem: A Fantasy Book Odyssey

Welcome to Distract me, please, your gateway to the enchanting worlds of fantasy literature. Join me as we embark on a literary odyssey, exploring the magic, myths, and mayhem that define the fantasy genre. In today's episode, I journey through the realms of "Throne of Glass" by Sarah J. Maas and "Fourth Wing," immersing ourselves in epic adventures, complex characters, and the profound influence of fantasy on our imagination. Whether you're a seasoned fantasy reader or just beginning your journey, prepare to be spellbound by the worlds we uncover.

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Sep 14, 202329:23

A Wedding Engagement Special!

CONGRATULATIONS REMI! Socials: linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: distractedconnections@gmail.comcause I can. This link is for women fighting for freedom: aidaccess.org/en/

Sep 09, 202308:16

Podcasting Reflections: 3 Years of Lessons and Insights

In this special episode, we take a deep dive into the Bryanna's journey of podcasting for the past three years. From the early days of launching the show to the valuable lessons learned along the way, this episode is a retrospective on the highs, lows, and everything in between. Join us as we explore the growth, challenges, and insights gained from this incredible podcasting adventure.

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Sep 04, 202355:04

My Unexpected Hospitalization

A swirling storm within the ear,
A disarray that's crystal clear.
Perception skews, reality bends,
In this dizzy realm, the heart contends.
A tightrope walked 'twixt earth and sky,
Where ground dissolves, and courage flies.
The world a canvas, smeared and blurred,
Yet in the chaos, beauty's stirred.
Eyes cast downward, searching for ground,
Yet find a chasm, profound, unbound.
A challenge to embrace the fall,
And trust the unseen, through it all.
Vertigo, you teach us well,
To find our center, break the spell.
Through spinning thoughts and shifting view,
We learn, adapt, and life renew.
So let us dance with vertigo's grace,
A waltz of challenges we face.
For though it tests our every sense,
It's in the struggle, we find our essence.

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Aug 27, 202350:14

A Discussion About Fourth Wing and Throne of Glass

In realms where dreams and wonders intertwine,
Where magic dances 'neath a moonlit pine,
Pages unfurl, portals to unknown lands,
Fantasy's enchantment in author's hands.
Dragons take flight upon breath of fire,
Heroes and heroines strive, never tire,
Through enchanted woods and castles tall,
Imagination's canvas, woven like a thrall.
Elves with grace, with secrets they reside,
Wizard's spells, the fabric of worlds they bide,
Creatures mythical, both fierce and kind,
In the tapestry of fantasy, they're entwined.
Epic battles waged 'gainst darkness deep,
As courage and hope from within hearts leap,
With every turn, a tale to be unfurled,
Fantasy's embrace, a gift to the world.
So let us wander through these wondrous tomes,
Where imagination freely roams,
In realms where fantasy's colors swirl,
We find new magic with every word unfurl.

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Aug 21, 202345:34

Heavy Burdens: The Emotional Weight of Experiencing Society's Judgment on Overweight Individuals

Step into a candid and poignant conversation as our host delves into the emotional weight of navigating a society that often judges based on appearances. In this episode, she discusses the profound struggles faced by those carrying extra pounds and the toll it takes on their emotional well-being. She also touches on the recent Ariana Grande cheating scandal.

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Aug 09, 202301:00:28

Embracing Authenticity: Navigating Body Image in Today's World

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Aug 05, 202301:02:25

Stepping Into the Unknown: A Move to a New Place and the NPC TikTok Craze

In this episode of Distract me, please with Bryanna, our energetic host, Bryanna, takes you on a rollercoaster of emotions as she delves into the chaos that has become her daily routine. Join her as she navigates the overwhelming challenges of moving to a new place, planning an epic party, managing a demanding class schedule, and her unabashed love for NPC TikTok!
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Magic mind code: DISTRACT20
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Jul 23, 202356:58

Women

While I find humor in the absurd, I recognize the seriousness of mental health. If you or someone you know needs support, remember the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 988. Please reach out if you or someone you know is struggling.
Get ready to laugh, learn, and celebrate the superpower that is women's choice in this uproarious episode of "Abort-a-Lutely Fabulous"! Bryanna isn throwing a pro-choice party like no other, where Bryanna tackles serious topics with a side-splitting twist. Join our witty host as she dives into the world of reproductive rights and more.
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Jul 16, 202335:21

100 Times a Therapist was Needed

Get ready for a laughter-filled adventure as we delve into the absurdities of my life and pop culture mishaps. In this episode, we explore the aftermath of my tragically broken desk chair, the hilarious phenomenon of my boyfriend snoozing through the glamorous chaos of Emily in Paris, and my unabashed disdain for all things romance, including a certain Parisian series. But fear not, dear listeners, amidst the chaos, there is a silver lining—a fiery passion for the epic Throne of Glass series that brings me joy amidst the madness. So grab your imaginary popcorn and prepare for a wild ride filled with broken chairs, sleepy boyfriends, questionable TV choices, and a healthy dose of bookish adoration. Let the hilarity begin!

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Jul 09, 202326:49

Ghost Stories

Are you tired of being haunted by Catholicism? Curious about unexpected revelations in the music industry? Look no further! In this hilarious episode, join us as our host unravels the peculiar tale of how they believed the Catholic religion was haunting them. But that's not all! Brace yourself for a jaw-dropping twist when our host discovers that their favorite hip-hop producer is actually... gasp... white! Prepare for laughs, disbelief, and a side-splitting journey of self-discovery. Oh, and did we mention you can catch all the hilarious details exclusively on Spotify? So tune in, folks, because this is one wild ride you won't want to miss!

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Jul 06, 202325:37

Envy's Grip: Unmasking the Jealousy that Strains Relationships

In this episode, Bryanna bravely tackles the complex topic of jealousy and its detrimental impact on relationships. Drawing from her own experiences and observations, she provides valuable insights into how envy can erode trust, communication, and intimacy. And if you've ever wondered about Bryanna's Starbucks order, you're in luck! She spills the beans on her favorite beverage, complete with all the delicious details. It's just one more way to connect and share a moment of simple pleasure with her listeners.

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Jul 03, 202301:12:09

Happy Birthday Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande just turned 30 and the distract me please family wants to show our love. Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving.

#13goingon30

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Jun 27, 202302:15

Throne of Glass: My Thoughts While Reading The Viral BookTok Series

im reading the throne of glass series and I just had to talk about it. I started reading this series because my roommate found it on booktok and got me hooked.I love this series and these are my thoughts. Are you team Dorian or team Chaol? This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva Business email: distractedconnections@gmail.com Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M

Jun 27, 202301:35:14

From Bright Celebrations to Fiery Arguments: A Podcast Episode with My Boyfriend

Honestly my boyfriend and I just have a lot of fun with this episode. it was recorded at midnight so we were kinda delulu.

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Jun 21, 202355:45

From PMDD to Page-Turners: Unpacking Body Image and the Thrills of Throne of Glass

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Jun 11, 202301:01:27

Luxury to Prison: How a Luxury Vacation Turned Into An Aggressive Encounter WIth Cops

Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do.

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Jun 04, 202301:11:31

Dreams to nightmares: How to Navigate Failed Projects and Passion Projects With No Money

my extra credit died and I I don't know how to balance my career and passions.

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May 19, 202343:05

Roommate Nightmare: Tales of a Psychotic Hellraiser

This was supposed to be an after hours for how to sell feet pics but now here we are. This is a preview of after hours content where im talking about my psychotic roommate.

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May 01, 202336:14

Life Unplugged: An Intimate Update for My Listeners

Life has been rough and I have not been enjoying the ride!! I talk about struggling with jealousy and the craziness that has been life lately

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Apr 17, 202350:26

Introducing My Significant Other: Getting Personal with Listeners AFTER HOURS

im in love with this man and he will never fail to make me smile.

Apr 06, 202314:16

Introducing My Significant Other: Getting Personal with Listeners

Everyone meet my boyfriend. Im literally introducing him to y'all before my family. We talk about everything under the sun including his misogyny.

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Apr 06, 202301:17:40

Stunning

so...... my roommate situation has escalated, I have a boyfriend, and there's mold in my apartment. All this and more on today's episode

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Mar 25, 202339:21

ADHD symptoms

This podcast episode was recorded a long time ago, but it reminded me that I should definitely be checked for ADHD. Additionally included are roommate and love life updates.

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Mar 12, 202320:11

How to sell feet pics

This entire episode feels like a blooper 😩

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Feb 26, 202356:10

The Unfiltered Truth: My Unspoken Thoughts to Life's Struggles

Sup.... I think I'm sad in this one

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Feb 23, 202310:15