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"Don't Listen to Us!"

"Don't Listen to Us!"

By Shawn and Melissa King

This is the place where Shawn and Melissa will talk about whatever comes to mind. :) Email us at dltu@yml.me
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"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 10

"Don't Listen to Us!"May 20, 2018

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"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 50

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 50

(Shitty audio - sorry!) Drugged up Bridge players, reading diaries, traveling to Lisbon!

Mar 03, 201901:06:16
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 49

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 49

Therapy at work, Amber Alerts, and online dating!

Feb 24, 201901:17:16
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 48

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 48

Melissa's passport, Australian slang, naming a cockroach after your ex!

Feb 17, 201901:03:29
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 47

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 47

20 places to visit, Self-surgery in Antarctica, Snow Day!

Feb 11, 201956:49
 "Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 46

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 46

Big announcements,the dangers and joys of riding a motorcycle, and Melissa gets caught speeding!

Jan 28, 201901:04:56
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 45

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 45

The Gillette ad, the 5 best toys of all time, and The Sex Show!

Jan 20, 201959:18
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 43

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 43

An apology to Vito, agreeing with Shawn, and rude piano playing!

Jan 13, 201901:02:25
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 42

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 42

Babies in pubs, things we never learned in school, and tricking your kids!

Jan 06, 201958:33
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 41

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 41

"Thinking good thoughts" on the last show of 2018!

Dec 30, 201801:05:19
 "Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 40

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 40

Christmas traditions, nuts, smells, dragons and our 1st Australian Anniversary!

Dec 24, 201801:06:31
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 39

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 39

Ghosts, 50% off, and Abcde - poor kid!
Dec 16, 201801:03:08
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 38

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 38

Bridezilla, "technoference", forgotten niceties, baby names, and Christmassy countries!
Dec 10, 201801:06:01
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 37

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 37

Our 1st Anniversary, Christmas, poetic justice, and a way to prevent hangovers!
Dec 03, 201856:09
“Don’t Listen to Us” Episode 36

“Don’t Listen to Us” Episode 36

Raising daughters, chasing Likes, and being aware of/for women!
Nov 26, 201801:06:58
“Don’t Listen to Us” Episode 35

“Don’t Listen to Us” Episode 35

Humans as an endangered species, friendliest countries in the world, and wanting to be alone!
Nov 18, 201801:19:52
“Don’t Listen to Us” Episode 33

“Don’t Listen to Us” Episode 33

Part 1 and 2 - Melissa test drives a Tesla!
Nov 05, 201852:20
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 32

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 32

Shawn gets in trouble (again!), Halloween, 10 question to ask!
Oct 28, 201801:08:38
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 31

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 31

Fetish vs paraphilia, "I'll hurt you in your sleep", and teenaged trick or treaters!
Oct 22, 201854:46
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 30

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 30

An anniversary, a $100,000 engagement ring and Shawn is too fat for Greek donkeys...
Oct 15, 201801:12:25
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 29

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 29

Banksy, naked mom photos, and old, bad TV shows!
Oct 07, 201801:12:57
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 28

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 28

21st birthdays, school uniforms, and aboriginal culture!
Sep 30, 201857:45
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 27

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 27

Arguing with friends, smiling, and dirty hands!
Sep 23, 201801:04:49
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 26

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 26

Erroneous zones, Canadian marijuana users, and Rory says hi!
Sep 16, 201801:05:22
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 25

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 25

We're moving to Australia!
Sep 09, 201801:10:21
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 24

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 24

The good old days, "self-discovery", and do rich people change diapers?
Sep 02, 201801:06:48
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 23

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 23

20 best selling albums, mass Tinder dating, and Australian Slang!
Aug 26, 201801:02:06
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 22

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 22

Paying rent, handwritten notes, and toxic men
Aug 19, 201801:07:01
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 21

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 21

Today - Henry Cavill, punching Nazis, and dealing with a 12 year old!
Aug 12, 201801:01:04
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 20

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 20

Today - "Poo-Pourri", words for travelers, and banning children!
Aug 05, 201801:10:20
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 19

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 19

Today's topics - buffalo mozzarella, "parental leave" for non-parents, should a woman take her husband's name after marriage?
Jul 30, 201801:02:41
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 18

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 18

Meeting exes, Bezo's billions, and "triple digit sightseeing"!
Jul 23, 201801:04:17
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 17

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 17

Hating on Curious George, Melissa wants to "see other people", and anger management...
Jul 15, 201858:30
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 16

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 16

Obituaries, a 17-year-old buying lingerie, and a $15,000 bridesmaid gown!
Jul 08, 201856:55
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 15

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 15

Hairstylists, crossing the border, "Leaving Ceremonies", and Happy Canada Day!
Jul 01, 201801:13:07
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 14

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 14

Today - Melissa in the nude, tolerance, and Freddie Wilson!
Jun 24, 201857:14
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 13

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 13

Today's episode - kissing, Warren Buffett, Ryan Reynolds, Father's Day and travel tips in Lisbon!
Jun 17, 201801:03:31
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 12

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 12

Yard work, "Happy Wife", and more bad advice!
Jun 11, 201859:55
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 11

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 11

Bird out of the nest, small town living and more (awful) advice from us!
May 28, 201801:00:43
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 10

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 10

The Royal wedding, birthday spankings, and vacationing in Lisbon!
May 20, 201859:34
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 9

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 9

Mother's Day, finding $10,000, and Analog vs Digital clocks!
May 13, 201859:29
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 8

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 8

Snoring on a plane, cross-dressing, and broadening your horizons through travel!
May 06, 201858:14
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 7

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 7

Today we talk about just what kind of an idiot Shawn is, the best dog breeds, and getting "unvaccinated"!
May 01, 201801:14:53
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 6

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 6

Today we talk about marathon masturbation, expensive handbags, and the best places to travel!
Apr 22, 201801:04:08
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 5

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 5

Today we talk about being black at Starbucks, who can watch you give birth, and should I bring my kid to a tavern?
Apr 15, 201801:09:14
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 4

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 4

Today we talk organ donation, dishwashing duties and the dumb things men do!
Apr 08, 201801:04:47
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 3

"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 3

Easter, wolf whistles, buying friends, and things you shouldn't do when traveling!
Apr 01, 201801:06:10
"Don't Listen to Us!" Episode 2
Mar 23, 201850:06
"Don't Listen to Us!" beta 1 for March 18th, 2018!
Mar 18, 201837:22