Doctor WHeasel: Misadventures in Time & Space

Finally hot on the trail of the robotic miscreant A9 and his stolen WEZDIS, Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose find themselves on a curiously quiet, and very dark planet. Too quiet one might say, but it looks like at long last their quest is at an end. Now all they have to do, is traverse through a single shop and make it back to their WEZDIS…alive!

After months as the consort of Queen Jemima Poppsicord Deltronic Jaytach de Platina on the planet Underwood Doctor WHeasel and stalwart Companion and loyal Cupholder, Advick Goose are on the move again. Fleeing from his matrimonial responsibilities and once more setting off in pursuit of his pilfered space-time vessel, the WEZDIS, it might just be time for the Doctor to take a little vacation...and maybe run into some 'old' friends along the way.

Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose’s pursuit of the stolen WEZDIS brings them to the medieval kingdom of Underwood, where an ancient compact with the Time Weasels spells trouble for the duo. What is the secret of the kingdom’s ancient ruler, known as the Platinum Queen, and will there be tears or jeers before bedtime for the good Doctor? And will Advick Goose finally get to experience a right-royal-knees-up for once?

Still hunting his purloined WEZDIS, Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose take a wrong turn at a space-port and run afoul of the despotic genius of Lord Ovoidious. Will this Easter be one the two time-travellers want to forget, or is there actually a soft, nougaty centre to the strangely accented warlord? And more importantly, will ANYONE be able to quell Doctor WHeasel’s lust for eggs?

In the Blisstonian Megaplex, residents across the mega-city gird their loins, and other extremities, for the annual Love-A-Balooza. Into this steamy, arguably romantic, but most likely culturally sordid mix, will come a Time Weasel and his avianoid companion. But just *how* will Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose even get off 1930s Earth first, without access to the Doctor’s purloined space-time vessel to WEZDIS? Moreover, does a dark secret lurk at the heart of this love-day’s festivities, like an unpleasant coffee lying at the heart of a chocolate gift box – ready, willing, and able to scandalise the sensibilities of all who dare touch it!? And even if there is something malign in the Megaplex – can or *should* the errant adventurers do something about it? Find out, in our first ever Valentine’s Day romantic special!

Just in time for the festive season, it’s our 6thChristmas feature-length special. Not to mention it’s also the epilogue to everything that happened in season 5! At long last Doctor WHeasel is hot on the trail of missing companion Advick Goose, thanks to the added assistance of his new robotic assistant – A-9. Can the shiny, super-smart and only slightly snarky robo-goose track down the real deal? Or will Doctor WHeasel have to resign himself to being…Lonely this Christmas?

It’s the first ever Halloween special for Doctor WHeasel, and everything is in flux. He saved the galaxy from war, but of his companion Advick Goose there’s no sign. He’s hunted high and low, and now the Time Weasel wanderer is going to going rise higher, and fall further, than he ever has before. Join us for a chilling expedition to the eternal realms where no WHeasel has gone before!

Thanks to the Caffeine Cabin Band for the music in the final scene!

Doctor WHeasel’s attempt to infiltrate the Chickonain Palace Archives and uncover a plot against their Emperor are in ruins. All thanks it seems to the duplicate Advick Goose who has been unknowingly accompanying him for the past few months. Dragged before the highest court in the Empire, charged with treason and espionage it seems this time there’s not much chance he can…weasel out of a terrible fate. As we wrap up season 5, is this it for the Time Weasel?

Finally: Chickonia. And in the Imperial Palace archive, Doctor WHeasel can finally put his plan to expose the Clandestine Court into action. But has he reasoned without the potential treachery of the phoney Advick Goose who’s been by his side throughout his scheming? Will it be the errant Time-Weasel who’ll end up with egg on his face for once, or does he have one more sneaky plan still up his lacey sleeves?

With the first item in his three-part plan to infiltrate the palace of the Chickonian Emperor complete, Doctor WHeasel calls upon another old friend. However, it seems he left some unfinished business behind and may have to use all his cunning to avoid being hurled headlong into a swampy and filthy bog. And all the while, the fake Advick Goose by his side is plotting his and the galaxy’s downfall.

Doctor WHeasel has uncovered evidence of a clandestine plot inside the Chickonian Empire’s inner circles to create the damaging war with the Earth. Now, he plans to bring his evidence before the Chickonian ruler, if he can only work out the ways and means to do so. Something, which is being complicated by being the most wanted criminal in the whole empire, and travelling with an undercover enemy agent who just happens to resemble his old companion, Advick Goose…

Saddled with a Chickonian Duplicate of his companion Advick Goose, Doctor WHeasel continues to seek a way to bring the chaotic war with the Confederation to a close. A stroke of unexpected luck means he is suddenly in possession of some information which can upend everyone’s perceptions of the supposed causa belli. Does this mean he could, perhaps, end the conflict at a stroke, or is the errant Time Weasel going to once again poke his snout into affairs of state that he’d have been better off to leave alone?!

The Dericks have released their creator from his incarceration in the Time Weasel’s ultimate security Black Gulag. Now Doctor WHeasel along with Advick Goose and Beauregard de Crockadillus must find a way to stop his arch-foes from escaping Planetoid 404, or a war-ravaged galaxy is going to suffer. Plus we answer the nagging question concerning the time-lost Advick’s hopes of making it back to where and when he’s supposed to be!

Doctor WHeasel’s arch-foes, the Dericks, have successfully penetrated the mysterious bunker on Planetoid 404. Buried within are dark secrets from times long past, and potential threats of a cosmic nature. Accompanied by Beauregard de Crockadilus, and the time-lost Advick Goose, now he must figure out what the Derick’s mission is, and more importantly how he can foil it…before the universe itself is threatened!

Advick Goose and Doctor WHeasel are together again, but it’s not quite the reunion that either of them quite expected. With new companion, Beauregard, in tow, the heroic trio are forced to confront the efforts of the Doctor’s arch foes, the Dericks, to uncover a secret long buried beneath the surface of Planatoid 404.

We flash back to Advick Goose’s captivity as a prisoner of the Chickonian Empire, and relive his thrilling escape. But on Planetoid 404 will he survive his encounter with the invading third party? And more importantly, will he be able team up with Doctor WHeasel and his new companion, Beauregard, in time to uncover the nefarious Derickian schemes?

Never count Advick Goose out, even when he’s been kidnapped and replaced by a malign duplicate. Now lost behind enemy lines in the Great Chickonian War can he make his way back to the relative safety of his own timeline or will Doctor WHeasel’s ancient and rebranded foe spell doom for the avianform?

One Advick Goose is trouble, but two Advick Gooses…Geeses…could be the gateway to calamity. What is Advick’s imperfect duplicate’s agenda? Is he a loyal member of the Chickonian Empire, an agent of chaos or something more? And what of Doctor WHeasel and the Brigade Leader’s negotiations with the Chickonian Empire? Can the appearance of a dupligoose herald the beginning of the end, the end of the beginning or something else?

The Chickonain High Ambassador, Pollywannacracker, and his aides have arrived aboard Concordance Station. But they’ve brought with them a most surprising cargo, that could potentially derail the perilous peace talks between the United Earth Confederation and the Chickonian Empire. Will Doctor WHeasel, The Brigade Leader and Advick Goose be able to navigate the choppy waters of diplomacy, or is everything about to go to heck in a handbasket?

Aboard Concordance Station, Doctor WHeasel, the Brigade Leader and Advick Goose find their future holiday rudely interrupted by realpolitik. With two space-faring empires on the verge of war, are the trio equipped to successfully navigate the pending diplomatic discord on behalf of Earth’s government? Or, will they fall afoul (sorry, not sorry) of the Chickonian Empire’s fine-feathered schemes?

In the 28th Century, the cold war between the Chickonian Empire and the United Earth Confederacy is starting to crack. Meanwhile, after the epic and near terminal events on his home world of Galloway, Doctor WHeasel has retreated to the relative tranquility of his work for Earth’s extra-terrestrial defence agency, ENTITY in 1970s Britain. But when an innocent comment from the recuperating Brigade Leader sparks his imagination, the Time Weasel wanderer starts on a course that may see him playing a pivotal role to avert a battle beyond the stars!

An urgent call from ENTITY H.Q. calls Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose back to Earth on Christmas Eve. The world is imperilled from an orbiting danger, a Christmas Star of Fear which threatens to rain down destruction and woe on the beleaguered planet! Can the Doctor pull off one of his trademark last-minute triumphs, or will Advick’s two left webbed-feet hurl the pair into Yuletide despair? Find out in our fifth, feature length, Christmas special!

Miles below the seabed, Project Tiamat has awoken a volcanic entity from beyond the heavens. Now Advick Goose, in place of his late mentor the titular Doctor WHeasel, and some of the Project’s scientists must find a way to placate this strange visitor or risk a volcanic disaster for Earth. All this, plus the long-awaited, and lightly dreaded, return of a missing key cast member, in the final part of this adventure.

To trace the otherworldly screams emanating from the North Sea, Advick Goose operating without the usual safety net of his Time Weasel companion, journeys deep underground. Accompanied by the Project Tiamat scientists, he must prepare himself once more for an encounter…not of this world!

With Doctor WHeasel apparently deceased it’s up to his former assistant Advick Goose to fill his big fluffy boots as ENTITY’s chief scientific officer. Having landed far out in the North Sea aboard the Project Tiamat converted drilling rig, he’s finding out that experiments conducted beneath the seabed are having unforeseen and very noisy consequences in the second part of this four-part Doctor WHeasel adventure.

After the shattering climatic events on planet Galloway, Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose come crashing back down to Earth with a vengeance. Something nasty lurks with malign intent deep beneath the North Sea. What secrets that pre-date the dawn of sentient life lie in wait for the scientists of Project Tiamat, and can Advick, flying solo, save the day…alone?

It’s Doctor WHeasel’s 100th episode all-star spectacular and the season 4 finalé! In this feature length adventure, Doctor WHeasel receives a summons to return to the home planet of the Time-Weasels, Galloway, to deal with some long unfinished business. Secrets are revealed, scenery is chewed and everything’s about to change… for ever for both the Doctor and maligned companion Advick Goose alike. 

Former botanist Dr Jill Garland has been transformed by an alien virus into a rampaging plant-animal hybrid, and is rampaging across ENTITY headquarters. Will Doctor WHeasel be able to whip up something special in his potting shed, or is the planet doomed to a rather greener future than it anticipated? Discover in the final episode of this story.

A long slumbering Dr Jill Garland has finally been overcome by the plant infection she’s held at bay for years, which means ENTITY may have a growing problem on their hand. Will Doctor WHeasel be able to clip her wings before she gets too big for her pot, or are we going to have to get used to her strange, alien plant ways? Find out in part 2 of 3.

Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose finally return from a belated Christmas adventure to ENTITY HQ to deal with the consequences of an adventure five years previously (The Demented Daffodils of Deneb 7, Season 2).  However, they might just have left everything a little too long, because something nasty has been waiting for them, lurking, brooding, awaiting the moment for revenge. Can they nip evil in the bud or will they be put out to grass, in part 1 of 3.

An electronic telegram has summoned Doctor WHeasel to help out his old racing friend, Queezel Bartleflaps, in their time of need. But can the Doctor feel the need for speed, or will he fail to succeed in the face of unfestive greed? And can he really trust the space racer community? Find out, in our 2019 longest ever special Christmas episode!

Doctor Wheasel’s Rotherfield investigations have come up trumps at the B.V.C. motorcycle works, where boss Gerry Thompkins has been fusing advanced alien metal with his bikes. The homicidal cycles are a risk that the good Doctor is not prepared to tolerate, but if he’s to do anything about it, he needs to escape from Tompkins’ gun sights, in the final part of this 1970s ENTITY adventure.

Doctor WHeasel and Advick’s investigations have led them to the door of B.V.C. and its owner, Gerald Thompkins. Does something murderous and autonomous lurk within his factory walls, or is it a case of purely circumstantial evidence? Find out in part four of this five part 1970s set adventure.

Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose have run up against the hard end of 1970s Rotherfield justice, in the shape of DI Jaunt. Will this by-the-book copper spell the end of their investigation into self-mobile and slightly murderous vehicles, or is he an angel in disguise? A very, very good disguise that is.

Doctor Wheasel and staunch companion Advick Goose have travelled at the behest of ENTITY to England’s 1970s industrial rust belt to investigate reports of murderous, self-driving vehicles. But with information scarce, will they risk breaking cover to approach the civilian authorities? Part 2 of a 5 part Doctor WHeasel audio adventure!

Dateline, 1978 in the rusted post-industrial wastelands of Yorkshire. Amid the shuttered factories and urban grime something vehicular is moving of its own accord. In 2019 automated vehicles are a coming mundane reality, but 41 years ago they were something else...something terrifying. Which is why ENTITY has dispatched Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose to investigate in part one of this thrilling five part adventure!

With ENTITY’s troops in full retreat, only Doctor WHeasel and Advick Goose stand between the inter-dimensional terror of the Spectral Lords and Earth. And even if they can deal with these foes, there’s still the little matter of who shot Doctor WHeasel (twice) and why to answer, in the final part of this 1970s set adventure.

The Spectral invasion of 1970s Britain continues (did no one ask them for their passports?) as Advick Goose and the forces of ENTITY are at the literal beachhead of an inter-dimension incursion. But if bullets and bravado can’t save the day, does all hope lie in the invalided Doctor WHeasel? Or is it going to be up to the Brigade Leader to pull everyone’s coals out of the fire? Heavens above, Earth’s in big trouble if it is!

Doctor WHeasel’s been shot by an unknown assailant. Advick’s had a funny turn. And if that’s not enough, the Brigade Leader and ENTITY are facing an invasion from another dimension at a sunny seaside resort. Could things get any worse? Yes, almost certainly in the next episode!

Dateline: 1977 Cleethorpes seaside town, and Doctor WHeasel, Advick and the rest of ENTITY are on their way to investigate a possible alien induced zombie breakout. But is there something more malign, more malevolent and more bizarre than they can imagine behind the unexpected events? And will anyone fetch Advick an ice-cream? Find out, in part two of this five part adventure.

All new fourth series! Mostly new WEZDIS! Same old Doctor WHeasel and Chums! 

Doctor WHeasel and Advick stumble into a potential zombie invasion (from beyond the stars) alongside their old comrades in arms ENTITY. Can the Brigade Leader convince the Time-Weasel to lend a hand? And more importantly, WHO is the Assassin of Time and what does she want with the furry one?

Catch every episode of the last three seasons of Doctor WHeasel’s Adventures on Anchor.fm and YouTube

In the second part of our all-star Christmas special, the Doctor and Advick ‘storm’ (in the mildest of possible ways) the castle of the evil ice Sorceress, to try and free the magical land of Nerdia. Can they recruit the legendary Adrian the Leopard, the messianic figure prophesied to save the land, or will they need to take more direct action? Or could they even try influencing the wicked queen’s hench-goblin, Gremkin to change allegiances? Merry Christmas everyone…

The Planet of Nerdia was once a jolly, holly, merry, spifftastic kinda holiday theme world, before the arrival of the evil Ice Queen. No it’s a no go area, only populated by lost souls and the terminally confused. Only a fool goes there now. Which means, Doctor WHeasel and Advick are probably going to have to reevaluate their Christmas plans for the third year in a row! Yes, it’s the first part of our all-star Christmas special!

Doctor WHeasel’s not so cunning plan to unmask his namesake, has fallen at the first hurdle (but let’s face it, that was always going to be the case). Yet this isn’t the only revelation at Quadria University this day, because the OTHER Doctor WHeasel might be more familiar to him that he ever assumed, and yet not whom he was expecting at all. And will the universe be saved or doomed at the hands of a malfunctioning time-scope?

Meet Dita Stoat (no academic) and his friend Advick Goose. They’ve come to Quadria University to work with the esteemed Doctor WHeasel as his student interns. Or at least that’s the story the oddly bristling Time-Weasel and his companion are espousing for now. Will ‘Dita’ and friend uncover what WHeasel’s time-scope is really about, or will they blow their cover in the first 10 seconds? Hint: If you’ve listened to this show before – it’s the latter.