Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!

Doctor Who's Line, is it?...Anyway!!!

By DoctorWhosLineIsItAnyway
Doctor Who meets Whose Line is it Anyway... We are a Doctor Who improv podcast based (loosely) on the improv game “Film Dub”. It's where everything is made up & neither script nor canon matters!
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#146 - Future Chief of the Young Dudes - NHS Celebrity Special
In this extra special episode of Doctor Who's Line, is it?,,,,,Anyway! We have enlisted the help of 18 celebrity guests to tell the following tale - Ruth (Sophie Aldred) likes young dudes & may one day become their leader. The Doctor & chums are having a picnic with the Judoon but are short on cheese & pickles. Gat (Nabil Shaban) is a Covidian... or comedian... they are hard of hearing so they get confused! Oh yes, & Jack's back! Please donate to nhscharitiestogether.co.uk if you like what we've done. Thank you!
1:25:53
July 1, 2020
#145 - Random Improv 2 - Cheese Dating Part 2
In the first part of this fully improvised story Barbara was on a blind date with a Telly Reptile only to find that there were baby Rutans in their soup!! Can the Doctor come to the rescue, or is he too busy eating cheese? & what are all those groans? Surely that can't be the audience reacting to all the cheese puns? Can it? 
35:02
June 17, 2020
#144 - Random Improv 2 - Cheese Dating Part 1
In this week's totally improvised nonsense, the 1st Doctor chaperones Barbara on a blind date, where they meet a familiar scaly face & the Doctor obsesses about cheese! Now with added French Waiter!
44:00
June 2, 2020
#143 - Classic Who Review - An Unearthly Child 2
Last week our improv crew started discussing An Unearthly Child episode 1. They struggled to keep on topic a bit (A BIT???) to the extent that we had to split this into 2 parts....so to find out if they managed to stick to the point this time you'll need to listen! Otherwise there will be spoilers!
52:41
May 27, 2020
#142 - Classic Who Review - An Unearthly Child 1
We are all about improv here at DWLIIA, so this week we're ignoring that completely & doing another review episode because you seem to like them! We go right back to where it all began, for Doctor Who AND for us - An Unearthly Child 1.....part 1....we MAY go off topic slightly! You have been warned.
1:12:14
May 23, 2020
#141 - Random Improv - London Lochdown 2
When we last left our improvised story Christopher Guard was about to be eaten by the Loch Ness Monster in deserted London. Heavens to Betsy, surely not? How can the Doctor, Peri, Tegan & Mickey save him, the city & the world....& probably the universe? Whatever it is, it will likely be convoluted, drawn out & overlong, coz that's how we roll!! Listen out for a special announcement at the end too!
23:52
May 13, 2020
#140 - Random Improv - London Lochdown 1
Our improvisors have been left without a televised episode or any real guidance to make a podcast. Armed with improv, they've used their love of Doctor Who and their awareness of the present to make: LONDON LOCHDOWN. Part One of Two! The 6th Doctor & Peri land in London 2020 & meet Tegan & Mickey! Where does the Loch Ness Monster come into all of this? Well, listen and find out!
49:56
May 6, 2020
#139 - In Conversation With 16
Part 2 of our epic conversation, this week the team continue their discussion of classic vs modern Doctor Who, & therefore end up talking about food, women's place in society, the current virus epidemic & virtual conventions... obviously!
1:20:25
April 22, 2020
#138 - In Conversation With 15
We're still chatting here on DWLIIA! In this first half of a 2-part episode we talk about Classic vs Modern Who, Big Finish & other related audio dramas...& there are THREE songs for you! Even WE didn't see that one coming!
1:22:39
April 15, 2020
#137 - Musical Interlude 11
Get your jazz hands ready! A musical episode of DWLIIA centred around the first two stories of the Seventh Doctor run. No DVDs required. Excellent music for working/studying/living at home! 
53:08
April 1, 2020
#136 - In Conversation With 14 - Stay Safe!
These are troubled times, with plenty of reasons to be scared & unhappy....but we here at DWLIIA believe that we can all get through this & we want to keep on entertaining & amusing you as long as we can, so here's more chat from our jolly crew to help you though the dark times! Stay safe everyone!
32:58
March 25, 2020
#135 - In Conversation With 13 - The Timeless Children
How many podcasters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, that's irrelevant because this is audio...but we can tell you that it takes SEVEN to review the S12 series finale - The Timeless Children! Who are those 12? You'll have to listen to find out!!! Expect swearing, laughing, the occasional belch...& to find out which if any of Sue's mad theories actually happened!
1:37:09
March 12, 2020
#134 - In Conversation With...012 - Ascension of the Cybermen
Series 12 rattles along towards its inevitable conclusion like a juggernaut...& DWLIIA is puffing & panting as it struggles to keep up, wheezily reviewing away behind it! This week we see very little attempt to keep the episode length in check, partly because there was so much to talk about, but mainly because of Sue's wild & crazy theories & predictions, & Darren's swearing & belching! We're very. very sorry for everything!  It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our dear listeners to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers... & swearing... & burps... & ever-more implausible theories!
1:49:12
March 12, 2020
#133 - In Conversation With...011 - The Haunting of Villa Diodati
How have you been enjoying Doctor Who so far? That's great to hear. No, I don't think that'll happen either, but just in case, remember that it's Frankenstein's monster. The real monster lies in our review of The Haunting of Villa Diodati!  It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our dear listeners to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers.....& swearing! The Haunting of Villa Diodati
1:10:24
February 26, 2020
#132 - In Conversation With...010 - Can You Hear Me?
Can You Hear Me, Mother? Fear not dear listener....this isn't a review of anything by George Formby! Our intrepid bunch of erstwhile improvisors are reviewing the latest episode of Series 12 - Can You Hear Me? Can they possibly stay on topic this week? Will Sue fall asleep again? Will Darren say any naughty words? Will Robin finish her delivery route in time to join in the fun? Will Randy be able to get a word in edgeways? Will Miles be able to edit it in time? Will Scarlet was one of Robin Hood's men! & just who is Mandip Gip? It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our dear listeners to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers.....& swearing!
1:30:46
February 19, 2020
#131 In Conversation With...009 - Praxeus
Reduce! Reuse! Recycle! Remit!  Are you a sucker for a scientist? Maybe you're married to an astronaut? You're in the right place. Also, just as a warning this episode will give you a brand new fear, the fear of dying by exploding into dust! Join our bewildered improvisors as they give their opinions hard and fast about this mind-boggling episode. It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our listener fam to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers.
1:20:52
February 12, 2020
#130 In Conversation With...008 - Fugitive of the Judoon
Oh my. There's a lot to talk about this week. The lady is WHO? HE'S BACK?! Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers. Join our bewildered improvisors as they give their opinions hard and fast about this mind-boggling episode. It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our listener fam to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers.
1:10:59
February 5, 2020
#129 In Conversation With...007 - Nikola Tesla's Night of Terror
Nikola Tesla was a Serbian-American inventor, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and futurist who is best known for his contributions to the design of the modern alternating current electricity supply system. Thanks Wikipedia! Now the Doctor is meeting the great mind and there's a race of tech stealing aliens?  Join our intrepid improvisors as they give their opinions hard and fast about this electrifying episode. It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our listener fam to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers.
51:39
January 30, 2020
#128 In Conversation With...006 - Orphan 55
The Doctor and her companions discover the luxury resort Tranquility Spa as well as the ferocious monsters attacking it! Listen as our improvisors pick this episode apart and discover the Hopper virus within. The bats may not be imaginary... It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our listener fam to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers.
1:31:37
January 23, 2020
#127 In Conversation With...005 - Spyfall Part 2
Previously on Doctor Who's Line, is it? ... Anyway! Second verse better than the first? Our improvisors take a minute to chat about part 2 of Spyfall, the opening 2-parter in the newest season of Doctor Who. It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our listener fam to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers.
1:06:14
January 15, 2020
#126 In Conversation With...004 - Spyfall Part 1
There's a new series of Doctor Who and our wonderful cast members want to talk about it! This episode we are in conversation about Spyfall - Part 1 It's not our normal improv thing, so we need you, our listener fam to hit us up on social media and tell us your opinion as well. This episode will of course contain spoilers.
58:33
January 8, 2020
#125 Missionary of the UN, No!
The Doctor & his chums are taking a well earned week off (odd considering we haven't seen the 1st Doctor since June 2017!!) but stepping in to have an adventure are some new weirdos....& the Garlics are back & they've brought their boss this time! Will the Missionaries get pizza? That remains unknown unless you listen!
47:03
December 26, 2019
#124 In Conversation With... Special 001 - Debbie Watling & John Leeson
We've passed our birthday as a slightly older and wiser podcast we're giving a present to our listeners, here is a very special "In Conversation with:" A conversation with Debbie Watling and John Leeson recorded by Miles 29 years ago. 
49:21
November 27, 2019
#123 In Conversation With...003
This episode we are in conversation with cast members Suky & Robin. 
1:36:24
November 13, 2019
#122 Musical Interlude 10
In our search of by the book podcasting, we here at Doctor Who's Line, is it? ... Anyway! sought a textbook definition of musical to base our latest episode on. Here it is:  mu·si·cal /ˈmyo͞ozək(ə)l/ adjective 1. relating to music. "they shared similar musical tastes" 2. having a pleasant sound; melodious or tuneful. "they burst out into rich, musical laughter" Perfect. Listen and we think you'll completely agree we did all those things.
31:08
October 30, 2019
#121 Musical Interlude 9
Life's pretty hard right now for a lot of people and who wants plots and confusion when you can have MUSIC and ILLUSION!  At this point our "regular" episodes have become our special episodes and vice versa.  You thought you were subscribing to one of those normal improv Doctor Who comedy podcasts, didn’t you? Well, for no added money, but tons of added value you get all this wonderful music, too!
26:05
October 16, 2019
#120 Musical Interlude 8
We’ve been absent for a few weeks, but now we’re back with another musical interlude to tide you over till our next standard episode. You thought you were subscribing to one of those normal improv Doctor Who comedy podcasts, didn’t you? Well, for no added money, but tons of added value you get all this wonderful music, too!
26:51
October 2, 2019
#119 Musical Interlude 7
It's another Musical Interlude, this one is a 10th Doctor special featuring Grilled Chicken in the Fireplace, Rice of the Cidermen, Buns of Steel & Tame Clash....and of course starring the one and only, accept no imitations... Sophie Aldred!
35:03
August 28, 2019
#118 Santa's Pits
The Doctor & irritating Ida have gone to find the Waga Waga plants to cure Santa's BO, but he seems to be down a big hole. Meanwhile the Spaghetti Elves have Pink Eye & Danny might not get his pony! Most importantly, will Rose measure up? Only one way to find out!
1:15:06
August 14, 2019
#117 The Improbable Plant
The Doctor is taking Rose to the North Pole to see Father Christmas & hoping he doesn't give her a chihuahua!!! There's an odd smell in the air & only an improbable names plant can clear it up....but whilst that is going on who will get all the presents, & which of the 3 girls will be the most annoying? & surely there's a better place to write a list than THAT??!!
1:23:30
July 31, 2019
#116 The Idea's Slanting
The Doctor takes Rose to the set of Coronation Street, where surely nothing can go wrong.....right? Wrong! There's sucking & whiskey & spiders & wrestling running amok. Time to get a chihuahua for Rose at last? Listen to find out!!!
1:09:20
July 17, 2019
#115 Robert's Gone Deaf 4
Dask has got the hots for the Doctor & is prepared to wipe out the entire crew of the sandwich miner to get to him. Will he succumb to Dask's advances, or will he stick a ruddy great probe in his head instead? Only one way to find out people!
45:56
July 10, 2019
#114 Robert's Gone Deaf 3
The sandwich miner has proven to be as stable as Susan on a completely flat floor & is now sinking. There are no purple sandwiches to be found anywhere, the robots are farting like crazy & the crew are still dropping like flies....but worst of all for the Doctor, he has a new admirer!!!
52:44
July 3, 2019
#113 Robert's Gone Deaf 2
There's an odd smell coming from the food storage area....it could be the corpse, it could be the farting robot, it could be the asbestos sandwich filling, or it might be the Doctor. One thing's for certain, Toosh is going to sing about it unless someone stops her, & they're already queuing up!!!
41:37
June 26, 2019
#112 Robert's Gone Deaf 1
Some people buy sandwiches, some people make sandwiches, a few sad people steal sandwiches....& some people mine sandwiches. Smelly people generally....weird smelly people with odd robots!
41:19
June 19, 2019
#111 The Farce of Weebles 4
The Doctor & Leela are in a massive Immodium container trying not to slip on all the molten candle wax & regularly checking their shoes & shaving their armpits! Things are coming to a head with the chicken restaurant, but could a massive gun help?
38:10
June 12, 2019
#110 The Farce of Weebles 3
Let's face it, the Doctor isn't having a good day. On the face of it, he should be, with chicken restaurants to choose from, but he's putting a brave face on things & has gone to search for Imodium with Leela. Can he face what he will find in part 3? Face the facts - no!
44:27
June 5, 2019
#109 The Farce of Weebles 2
The Doctor is off on a jungle experience hoping to find a talking cabbage, but instead has found a construction company of chicken restaurant worshippers & a massive carving of William Shatner. Where on earth could this go from here? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 13 -  "Face of Evil, Part 2" so you can watch the story along with us. Don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
49:27
May 29, 2019
#108 The Farce of Weebles 1
A jungle. A construction company building a condo complex. Where will they put the supermarket? Where will they put the chicken restaurant? Why do they wear those uniforms? & will the Doctor break the 4th wall, & will he pick up a new chum? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 12 -  "Face of Evil, Part 1" so you can watch the story along with us. Don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
45:08
May 26, 2019
#107 Dudley is Hissing 4
In this week's exciting episode the Doctor returns from Chessington World of Adventures for a final (!!!) climactic meeting with Jeff...that is assuming he isn't sidetracked by Spandex & Igor's questionable cuisine, of course!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 11 -  "Deadly Assassin, Part 4" so you can watch the story along with us. Don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
41:16
May 26, 2019
#106 Dudley is Hissing 3
In a break with tradition, the Doctor has decided to forego the story for a week & instead has headed to Chessington World of Adventures, where doubtless he won't be shot at, poisoned, set on fire, or given liquorice....or will he? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 10 -  "Deadly Assassin, Part 3" so you can watch the story along with us. Don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
39:58
May 26, 2019
#105 Dudley is Hissing 2
The Doctor has gone home but is already having problems. He seems to have shot the President with a laundry staser & worse still there's pizza waiting for him which most normal people wouldn't touch with a barge pole!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 10 -  "Deadly Assassin, Part 2" so you can watch the story along with us. Don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
46:50
May 26, 2019
#104 Dudley is Hissing 1
The Doctor has dropped off his chum Sarah because he has received an urgent space fax from his old mucker, Dudley & is heading back home for the first time in over 100,000 years. Let's hope he didn't forget to cancel the milk! Let's also hope he's packed a laundry staser, because they always come in handy! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 9 -  "Deadly Assassin, Part 1" so you can watch the story along with us. Don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
35:27
May 26, 2019
#103 Musical Interlude 6 - Tinder & Tuesday
You probably thought the songs were over. You probably thought we wouldn't sing about snakes and frogs. Well, you're wrong, we have another episode chock full of improv musical madness from Tinder and Furtive Tuesdays. (If you're new here, that's Kinda & Four to Doomsday) Enjoy, this audio only musical experience.
42:06
May 26, 2019
#102 In Conversation With...002
Here at Doctor Who's Line, is it?... Anyway! DWLIIA to the cool kids, we strive to bring you only the highest quality banter and the most skilled improv. That carries over to our normal conversations that we record to show we're definitely not improv robots! You definitely won't be falling asleep to this! Here's Darren, and Miles chatting, with Sue bringing up the important points and snippets of Suky, Phillip, Randy & Pinky, too! Enjoy, this audio only experience.
1:22:46
May 26, 2019
#101 The Goat's Mum, You Meant?
The Doctor & her chums have taken an impromptu trip into space but forgotten to bring a spaceship! Let's hope someone comes along & that they have a functioning toilet with fresh unused toilet rolls. Now... divorce anyone? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 11, episode 2 -  "The Ghost Monument" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
1:15:42
May 26, 2019
#100 The Womble Who Felt a Twerp
As we reach our 100th episode the Doctor has decided to celebrate by regurgitating into a lady (!) & getting a job on Virgin Rail! There she finds herself embroiled in a tale of soup, accents, eels, bad impressions & made up careers! Will she ever be the same again? & will we?!! Happy 100th!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 11, episode 1 -  "The Woman Who Fell to Earth" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
1:27:53
May 26, 2019
#099 The Twit Meets Di & Emma 4
With the twins getting ever more annoying, the owls becoming more prominent, the clothes not getting any less garish, Zac Efron getting older than seems possible & Peri somehow managing to stay inside her shirt, the story is racing towards its conclusion faster than a slug in a sleeping bag! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 21, episode 24 -  "Twin Dilemma Part 4" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
40:34
May 26, 2019
#098 The Twit Meets Di & Emma 3
Peri's Tata Temple has gone tits up & with it the Doctor (it might reduce his swearing but somehow we doubt it!). How will Peri escape? Or will she settle down with Zac Efron, or the annoying twins, or the driving instructor slug, or maybe the owls? Listen to find out! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 21, episode 23 -  "Twin Dilemma Part 3" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
38:58
May 26, 2019
#097 The Twit Meets Di & Emma 2
The Doctor has regurgitated into a sweary twit with even less fashion sense than ever! In his confusion he has mistaken Peri for Adric & naturally tried to throttle her, but thanks to her not talking in the 3rd person she has survived for now, but will she make it to the end of episode 2? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 21, episode 22 -  "Twin Dilemma Part 2" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
36:36
May 26, 2019
#096 The Twit Meets Di & Emma 1
Having ultimately failed to get rid of his companions the Fifth Incantation of the Doctor had too much to drink, got visions of Adric & promptly regurgitated again! Now he is once again a different man, but what is he like? Does he like children? Does he like badges? & can our version improve this story? You'd better believe it!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 21, episode 21 -  "Twin Dilemma Part 1" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
47:39
May 26, 2019
#095 In Conversation With... 001
For any listener longing to have a peek behind the improvising curtains, to hear the chat before we hit play... this week we have Drew, Darren, Sue, Randy, Phillip & Miles talking about Doctor Who as their strangest characters yet, THEMSELVES! Enjoy, this audio only experience.
58:34
May 25, 2019
#094 Musical Interlude 5
To see in 2019 we thought you might all enjoy some banging tunes & what better ones to pick than the ones which focus on the grumpy 5th Doctor who wants to ditch his companions, the wonderful Adric, Tegan & Nyssa & game-loving maniac - Jeff? Sit back, slip off your shoes & chill out to the songs emanating from Kat's Red Volvo! Enjoy, this audio only, musical experience.
35:21
May 25, 2019
#093 You're Nicked, Doctor!
Christmas is coming a little bit early! Now travelling on his own, the Doctor fancies a spot of jousting, so naturally heads for Victorian England - or the set of Oliver - but trouble is afoot. Artists are behaving weirdly & some old friends have teamed up with a mad posh woman! Is that cider I can smell? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Special 1 -  "The Next Doctor" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
1:20:44
May 25, 2019
#092 Flagon Drier 3
There's a cockroach on the loose with a urine crystal for a brain, so goodness only knows what it'll do. What's the best way of dealing with it? Either send a squad of wannabe heroes that took part in the Cockroach Wars or teach it interpretive dance. You choose! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 14 "Dragonfire Part 3"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
38:38
May 25, 2019
#091 Flagon Drier 2
The Doctor has taken leave of what senses he possessed & is currently dangling over a cliff & facing almost certain doom! Will Savlon Glitch help him or will he wait till he drops & pinch his brolly? Is that a small ledge which has appeared? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 13 "Dragonfire Part 2"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
43:12
May 25, 2019
#090 Flagon Drier 1
If you want to go to a place where they serve the very best candles, where the cockroach infestation is rife but the roaches are painted white & have little hats, & where toilet paper is put to quite bizarre use, then follow the Doctor & Mel to S'Fartos, where 'friends' old & new are waiting for you! Listen close for a special introduction! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 12 "Dragonfire Part 1"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
49:06
May 25, 2019
#089 Denting of the Bin Men 3
Mel has gone to an all-you-can-eat meat party hosted by Gaviscon, boss of the Bin Men...probably in the hope of finally getting a drink! Will the Doctor join her, or is he still tied up with that Welsh girl? Will Billy get it on with the chicken? & how many times will someone get on or off a bike this week? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 11 "Delta and the Bannermen Part 3"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
41:31
May 25, 2019
#088 Denting of the Bin Men 2
At the holiday camp in Wales Mel is struggling. The camp has no more alcohol, the Doctor has hooked up with a Welsh girl, she's been accosted by the Bin Men & her room mate has laid an egg which hatched into a snot boy which has now become a small green girl! Will she ever trust Travelocity again? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 10 "Delta and the Bannermen Part 2"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
39:18
May 25, 2019
#087 Denting of the Bin Men 1
The Doctor & Mel are on a search for alcohol when a chance meeting with the Galactic Emperor sends them towards the centre of the booze universe....Wales!!! They are joined by a weird clucking woman who hasn't been putting her correct bins out! I sense trouble ahead!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 9 "Delta and the Bannermen Part 1"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
44:05
May 25, 2019
#086 Umpires of Tennis
The Doctor gatecrashes Rory's rehearsal to take him & Amy somewhere where she can get her crack lubricated, & to see a tennis or cricket match...but the pitch is flooded & nobody can find a plumber or a dentist! How will they all cope?! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 05, episode 6 "Vampires of Venice"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
1:01:05
May 25, 2019
#085 Flash is Home
The Weeing Angles have returned to make silly noises & to put the Doctor off his picnic, which is already proving to be problematic since the Picnic Manoeuvre Squad have camouflaged themselves rather too well...& Amy's crack is all sandy! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 05, episode 5 "Flesh and Stone"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
1:02:32
May 25, 2019
#084 Tie My Ankles
After his latest run-in with the Garlics, the Doctor has decided to take Amy to a toy museum, but it's never as simple as that & before he knows it he is off on a picnic with a mad stalker chef & some unexpected guests! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 05, episode 4 "The Time of Angels"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
57:09
May 25, 2019
#083 Musical Interlude 4 - 9th Doctor Special
After the tension, drama & massive partying of last week's episode, we thought it was a good idea to kick back with some fun tunes, so here's the latest of our musical compilations, this time focusing on the exploits of the manically vegetarian 9th Doctor! Enjoy! 🙂 Enjoy, this audio only musical experience.
29:52
May 25, 2019
#082 Burst Stock 4
 It’s the end….but the moment has been prepared for!! On board a freighter full of volatile chilli, heading closer & closer to the sun, surrounded by Cidermen & having still not eaten, it doesn’t bode well for Adric! Surely this won’t end well…..or will it?……Or won’t it?! Laughter track on standby!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 22 “Earthshock”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
46:30
May 24, 2019
#081 Burst Stock 3
 In their efforts to book a table at the restaurant, the Doctor & his chums have ended up on a spaceship that smells suspiciously of cider! Listen, is that a schtum schtum noise I can hear? Ooops! Sorry about that! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 21 “Earthshock”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
37:19
May 24, 2019
#080 Burst Stock 2
 There’s been a double booking at the restaurant, the waiters are singing Ooby Dooby at everyone, the Doctor’s been snitting & Adric is being even more of a twat than usual! Worst of all the Cidermen are back & are behind the whole sorry mess! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 20 “Earthshock”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
37:33
May 24, 2019
#079 Burst Stock 1
 Have you ever been to a new restaurant that’s so exclusive that they make you go through a really complicated booking procedure before you can get a table? Well that’s where we’re at this week. The food is to die for, Adric! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 19 “Earthshock”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
42:05
May 24, 2019
#078 Block Our Kid 2
 Watch out, watch out, there’s a butler about….in fact there are several! One of them is creeping about causing mischief at the murder mystery weekend & either Nyssa or her lookalike is currently at his mercy! Meanwhile, Adric is stuffing his face…again!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 18 “Black Orchid”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
37:50
May 24, 2019
#077 Block Our Kid 1
 Adric likes trains, really likes trains! But if there’s one thing Adric likes more than trains, it’s maths! & if there’s one thing Adric likes more than maths, it’s food! So let’s hope there’s some sort of rave buffet he can go to this week, eh? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 17 “Black Orchid”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
38:50
May 24, 2019
#076 The Vegetation 4
 Tegan is about to open a box, Mace has just had a very close encounter with the Disco Robot, the Dr’s doohickie has met its maker, & Adric’s limp has mysteriously disappeared!! Will they all go to Terry’s party & if so will they get pissed as newts? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 16 “The Visitation”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
38:39
May 24, 2019
#075 The Vegetation 3
 The troupe of actors hired by Terry to find his missing lumps have instead found the Dr & Mace & want to chop their heads off in case the lumps are in there, but it’s ok because Mace & the Dr are men of commerce (apparently)!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 15 “The Visitation”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
38:02
May 24, 2019
#074 The Vegetation 2
 The TARDIS crew have met a zoo owner who is on the hunt for animals. A shame then that they seem to be in rural England where the most exotic thing thus far is a horse! Maybe the disco robot qualifies? Or Adric? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 14 “The Visitation”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
36:50
May 24, 2019
#073 The Vegetation 1
 Fireworks, disco robots, lumps, zoos, hats, string, manta rays, radios! This episode has all that plus Adric’s most convincing fall! Will Tegan ever get her room back & will Giorgio Moroder sue? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 13 “The Visitation”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
39:48
May 24, 2019
#072 Parrots and Nice Towels 4
 There’s a cheap yellow plastic shrimp with its eye on Mel!!! Will it get her or will Prix overcome his omniphobia & actually do something? The Captain’s meeting with the Great Frappucino didn’t seem to be going well either….maybe there’s a new religion they can all join? (Hint – there is!) Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 8 “Paradise Towers” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
40:25
May 24, 2019
#071 Parrots and Nice Towels 3
 At the Hotel California the parrots have arrived, but only the Captain can see them. This may be down to too much wine, or possibly the rather suspect cans from the dispensing machines! Mel needs to wet her whistle & she may be about to get her chance! Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 7 “Paradise Towers” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
42:11
May 24, 2019
#070 Parrots and Nice Towels 2
 There may be plenty of room in this thrilling story, but with Prix smashing doors in, & Wangs running amok cleaning everything, it is left to the Doctor to find the master’s chambers, whilst Mel is about to find that the Quick Knits are more than ready for the feast! Now, please bring my wine! Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 6 “Paradise Towers” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
42:45
May 24, 2019
#069 Parrots and Nice Towels 1
 Mel drags the Doctor to a bar, but the Hotel’s Betty Ford Wing has some annoying inhabitants, & that’s before we get to the Starbucks Police, speed knitters, plastic espresso machines or the French waiter! Pink champagne on ice anyone? Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 5 “Paradise Towers” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
39:49
May 24, 2019
#068 Tie Up Mum & Your Auntie 4
 With Abba pounding in his ears & various Doctor Who luminaries telling his Aunt Shirley the ingredients for the perfect margarita, will the Doctor escape the resort planet & if so….what the hell for???!!! Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 4 “Time and the Rani”so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
38:28
May 24, 2019
#067 Tie Up Mum & Your Auntie 3
 Aunt Shirley has revealed herself & the Doctor isn’t happy! Aunt Shirley doesn’t seem to be happy either, not do the bats in the lounge, or the mad masseuse woman, or Beyus the birdman, or indeed Mel, who can’t find a drink anywhere! Maybe some Abba will help? Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 3 “Time and the Rani”so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
37:17
May 24, 2019
#066 Tie Up Mum & Your Auntie 2
  Mel is spinning out of control inside a flying ball & it is remarkably….something!!! The newly regurgitated Doctor has met his Aunt Shirley who seems to be running a resort planet with the help of a camp bat & a grumpy bird…& best of all, they’re back in a quarry! What are the chances? Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 2 “Time and the Rani”so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
39:03
May 24, 2019
#065 Tie Up Mum & Your Auntie 1
 Tired of his ridiculous costume, the Doctor has hurled himself at the console in disgust & is regurgitating again! This time he’s short, he’s apparently Scottish (not that you can tell!) & he’s about to be reacquainted with a family member! Siri! Glitter gun on standby! Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 1 “Time and the Rani”so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
35:06
May 24, 2019
#064 Meet the Cast 2 - Part 2
The second part of our 2 part conversation with five of our newer cast members. This week we look ahead to the future & find out what everyone felt when Jodie was announced. Back to our usual nonsense next week!
34:08
May 24, 2019
#063 Meet the Cast 2 - Part 1
As a change from our usual episodes this week we invite you to meet some of our cast members who weren't with us when we recorded our original introduction, so join Derek, Kerry, Robin, Drew & Pinky in conversation with Miles.
57:54
May 24, 2019
#062 (White) Vinegar & the Garlics
Cigar smoke aplenty, Garlics as domestic whor...ermmm...help. What is wrong here? Where is West Vagina? Can the Doctor find it on a map before Winston Churchill eats it? And what is a vagina miner? Find out this week...or not, as the case may be! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 5 episode 3 "Victory of the Daleks"so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
56:21
May 24, 2019
#061 It Bleats & Bellows
Having calmed down a little, the newly regurgitated Doctor has been asked by Amy to get some interior washroom facilities for the TARDIS, as well as some soft furnishings. What could possibly go wrong with that?!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 5 episode 2 "The Beast Below" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
57:13
May 24, 2019
#060 The Unleavened Flour
The Doctor has regurgitated once again & is on a mission to calm down! On his way to his new costume he meets a runt, jumps over a few things, waves his flashy thing, wants everything painted black, finds himself impersonating Postman Pat & comes very close to some legs! Any idea which Doctor it is yet? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 5 episode 1 "The Eleventh Hour"so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
1:21:55
May 24, 2019
#059 The Sultana's Experience 2
The Sultana's are back!!! Well...when we say back, obviously it's the first time we've met them on DWLIIA! You can look forward to plenty of talk of potatoes, more from the Smash robots, an epic wig & a massive fight sequence...on audio! how can you possibly afford to miss this? Answer: you can't! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 10 "The Sontaran Experiment" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
33:41
May 24, 2019
#058 The Sultana's Experience 1
Having dealt with the embarrassing problems at the mall, the Doctor, Sarah & Hairy have popped out to get some toilet duck...just in case, but the Doctor has started rubbing his balls, Sarah's trousers have gone missing & Hairy goes down a hole! Better break out the jacket potatoes then! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 9 "The Sontaran Experiment"so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
37:45
May 24, 2019
#057 The Lark in Spain 4
Will Viagra revive the old turd? Will NoArse pop his bubble, and leave green slime all over the floor? Will Sarah get her freak on, and Hairy get...ummm...a new pair of shoes? Tune in to find out. Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 8 "The Ark in Space" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
35:22
May 24, 2019
#056 The Lark in Spain 3
The snot is coming to life & worse still, so are other things! NoArse is turning into a human bubble wrap booger, the Doctor tries to become Telly Savalas & nobody is missing H from Steps! Can this get any more exciting? (That may depend on whether or not you like Kojak!!!) Queue up your DVD player, streaming copy or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 7 "The Ark in Space" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!) If you like what you hear, please leave us a comment here, a review/like on iTunes (that genuinely helps us a LOT!!), or say something on Twitter/Facebook. & if you want to join in, just contact us via email, Twitter or Facebook...we'd love to have more people on board!
34:48
May 24, 2019
#055 The Lark in Spain 2
Hairy has found a weirdy thing in a cupboard & it has fallen on him. The Doctor has got a charred hat & half a scarf & Sarah has been in a Japanese orgasm pod!! Aside from Frazer Hines, nobody else was in last week's episode. Will this one be different? (Hint - Yes!!! & there's also a very special guest appearance too!!!) Queue up your DVD player, streaming copy or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 6 "The Ark in Space" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
37:26
May 24, 2019
#054 The Lark in Spain 1
The Doctor, Sarah & Hairy are off for a lovely Spanish pizza, but the shopping mall at which they arrive seems to be a bit deserted...except for some slimy green thing & some very questionable automated equipment! Best not to sneeze! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 5 "The Ark in Space" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
35:18
May 24, 2019
#053 Robert 4
The Curry Lovers' Association - the SRS (??!!) - are on a jolly to a secret curry house, but Kenwood's nits are getting agitated & trouble (& tea!) is brewing. Meanwhile the Brig's dilemma about his 'tache increases, but there are books which may help! Just don't get in the way of the Dr's little thing! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 4 "Robot" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
35:58
May 24, 2019
#052 Robert 3
The Dr & Robbie sing & dance but can they get onto the cooking show! Kenwood comes out of the closet & we learn about nits, moustaches & tea. Expect gun battles, magic tricks, crazy stunts & a totally realistic toy tank in this exciting episode! Curry is LIFE! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 3 "Robot" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
35:20
May 24, 2019
#051 Robert 2
Fancy a curry? If so then we know a crrrrrazy robot who can help! Or maybe a spot of synchronised dancing? What about just writing B00BS on a calculator? If any of this is your bag then this is the episode for you! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 2, "Robot" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
40:10
May 24, 2019
#050 Robert 1
It's our 50th episode & we wanted to celebrate by doing something special! So it's time for another new Doctor, & this one has to deal with a curry loving robot who pinches people's books. Sarah has an overdue library book to contend with & the Brigadier doesn't like the Doctor's hair! What fun! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12, episode 1 "Robot" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
34:22
May 24, 2019
#049 Musical Interlude 3 – The Arse Cheeks Glastonbury Special
 As the holiday festivities begin to wind down why not keep that party going by bopping along to some more amazing tunes? & where better to party down than 15th Century Mexico? Don’t be a pussy (or a chicken), relive the excitement of the Battle of the Bands contest in our musical extravaganza! On this occasion there’s no need to queue up your DVD player or media file & we won’t tell you when to press play so you can watch the story along with us because there is no story!!! Don’t worry if you haven’t heard the story yet though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better if you’ve heard & watched the main story first)
35:22
May 23, 2019
#048 Tame Clash
 The Doctor has been dumped & an encounter with a big boat is beckoning, but first he has to sort out just who has mysteriously appeared in the TARDIS with him & why this newcomer is so grumpy! Maybe it’s the ensuing baldness, or maybe it’s seeing what he’ll become! Either way, the Doctor’s past is catching up with him! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on the Children in Need Special: Time Crash (check youtube!) so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
30:26
May 23, 2019
#047 Buns of Steel
 The cider is flowing & the Cidermen aren’t sorry about that! They do seem to be sorry about everything else though! Rose is sorry that her dad doesn’t recognise her & is hitting on her. The Doctor is sorry that he ever mentioned Essex, & Mickey is sorry that…well…you’ll find out (& WE are sorry!!!)!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 2 episode 6 “The Age of Steel” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
1:02:34
May 23, 2019
#046 Rice of the Cidermen
 It’s Rose’s 21st birthday & the Doctor is taking her to a vegetarian fair, but her mum has other ideas! In her infinite wisdom, Jackie has been hiding Rose’s father, Pete for the last 21 years as a birthday surprise & he seems to have fallen in with a weird cider magnate, with dire consequences! Also, Mickey has a twin brother! Who knew?!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 2 episode 5 “Rise of the Cybermen” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
1:05:57
May 23, 2019
#045 Grilled Chicken in the Fireplace
 This episode is very special! The Dr takes Rose & Mickey to an art deco spaceship but meets a squeaky girl & six giant puppets with massive tools! Fear not though, it’s not all dread & doom, there’s a bakery, a manager’s ball AND a horse & the Doctor sings too! Just how ace is that?!! Don’t miss the song at the end & try to spot 2 very special guests too! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 2 episode 4 “The Girl in the Fireplace” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
59:33
May 23, 2019
#044 Tinder 4
 Exactly what dance WILL Warren do? Can you mend people? How much should you market action figures for? What time is the disco? Will Adric ever fit in? Will Hindle actually get to finish his story before the story finishes? &, man, just how realistic is that snake? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 12 “Kinda”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
35:30
May 23, 2019
#043 Tinder 3
 Who let the monkeys out of the cage? Why is Todd screaming & saying ‘monkey’ over & over? Did someone leave acid where the Doctor could find it? What’s with the old woman’s stick, & whose stick is bigger? This & more may be revealed in this weeks episode! Keep an ear out for a guest appearance from a very well known podcaster… Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 11 “Kinda”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
34:59
May 23, 2019
#042 Tinder 2
 In this week’s episode, a blind woman finds a man weeing in her house, her daughter wants people to touch her box, Adric gets touched & doesn’t like it, Tegan talks to herself, Todd says “monkey”,  Sanders goes on a trip & Hindle attempts to tell a story! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 10 “Kinda”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
37:54
May 23, 2019
#041 Tinder 1
 From Four to Doomsday we move on to Kinda… Nyssa’s sleepy, Tegan’s sleepy, what they’re all wondering is why the hell isn’t Adric sleepy? Instead the Doctor teams up with Nerys Hughes whilst she wonders when she’ll get her bush trimmed! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 9 “Kinda”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
36:43
May 23, 2019
#040 Furtive Tuesday 4
 The story concludes with a search for Alan Shearer. Adric falls out of favour (who didn’t see THAT coming!?), there’s an exciting space sequence & a big fight, & Paul Hogan returns! Will Nyssa stay upright this week? If you’ve seen the original episode then you know the answer already! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 19, episode 8 “Four to Doomsday”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
44:36
May 23, 2019
#039 Furtive Tuesday 3
 In this week’s episode Nyssa gets an offer she cannot accept, the Doctor laughs when Bigon says “balls”, Adric goes on a search for pies, Tegan swears a lot, King Frog loses his accent, Peter Purves gets all sweaty & Henley gets fired! Plus lots of other stuff as well! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 19, episode 7 “Four to Doomsday”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
34:34
May 23, 2019
#038 Furtive Tuesday 2
 It’s quite easy being green when you are dining with frogs. What do they have ready to serve our hungry crew? In which dancing is taken to a new level, King Frog finally finds a use for Adric, the Doctor learns a new trick with balls, Tegan gets aggressive & Nyssa sees more than she bargained for. Now with added Cato! Tune in to see if anyone croaks… Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 19, episode 6 “Four to Doomsday”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
38:35
May 23, 2019
#037 Furtive Tuesday 1
 Having escaped the madness of Jeff’s games, our heroes (& Adric) arrive on a spaceship with flying footballs & a strangely garlicky odour! How good is the Doctor in a staring contest? Who would have their toilet so far from their control room? & could Adric of all people be a culinary genius? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 19, episode 5 “Four to Doomsday” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)
38:06
May 23, 2019
#036 Kat's Red Volvo 4
In this week's exciting episode, Jeff's game plays to its final, dramatic conclusion, Tegan & Nyssa try to keep their clothes on, the Doctor discovers some very unusual fancy dress, Minivan's true identity is uncovered & Adric tries not to barf. Now with THAT kind of synopsis, how can you NOT listen straight away?? Don't worry, it's easy, no strings attached!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 19, episode 4 "Castrovalva" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)
39:24
May 23, 2019
#035 Kat's Red Volvo 3
This week's episode was late thanks to some bees that hadn't been kept in their hives. They took a Ferrari out for a test drive and let me tell you... Have you ever seen a car dealership/hotel/beekeeping place like this? Our TARDIS crew hasn't and that's just the beginning of their problems!! The other being this weird game of hide and seek Jeff is playing with Adric... DON'T LOOK IN THE MIRROR! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play Season 19, episode 3 "Castrovalva" so you can watch the story along with us. Don't worry if you don't have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.
36:21
May 23, 2019
#034 Kat's Red Volvo 2
The Doc is in a box, but not with a fox. He has the picnic. Tegan and Nyssa try to rent a car from A Dealership on a rock, and the natives get restless. Does this leave them all in a Jam? Tune in to find out. The real question is, what about Jeff?! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play Season 19, episode 2 "Castrovalva" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.
37:19
May 23, 2019
#033 Kat's Red Volvo 1
Another new era begins! This one features TWO new Doctors, one outgoing & one incoming! It also features 3 new companions & the Doctor's old friend, Jeff! What can possibly go wrong? And who is that introducing the episode... Tune in! Adric encourages it! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 1 "Castrovalva" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.
39:07
May 23, 2019
#032 Uncle Wyatt's Head
Whoooooooo has gas? Loads of gas! The Doctor visits his Uncle Wyatt, who likes to sing with the freshly dead. It's an explosion of fun, with a touch of beetroot on the side. Even J.K. Rowdy gets involved. Listen closely, but if you hear the sound of gas hissing...run!!! (Keep your hankie handy!) Tune in! Sing along! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Series 1, episode 3 "The Unquiet Dead"  so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.
1:10:35
May 23, 2019
#031 Enter the Worms
It's time for the Doctor and Rose to save the world, with no help from Cassandra! (She's the bitchy trampoline we met before, when the Doctor took Rose on a date. Well this Doctor is not a fan, although this one hasn't met her yet. We met her out of order... all timey-wimey... no, that episode hasn't happened yet either.) Oh, and there's puns in this episode. I bee-leaf olive the tree puns are qualitree content. Tune in! Hold on! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Series 1, episode 2 "The End of the World" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.
57:55
May 23, 2019
#030 Robes
A new Doctor! A new improvisor to play that Doctor! New choices to be made and made they shall be. Here's the rundown: Rose dresses mannequins that move, and runs the lottery to the basement only to be grabbed by a vegetarian in a blue box. (That's that new Doctor I mentioned earlier) Mickey becomes plastic, mannequins come to life, Jackie tries to jump on a stiffy, and a vat of cheese curdles in pain. Can cheese be lactose intolerant? Tune in to find out! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Series 1, episode 1 "Rose" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.
52:21
May 23, 2019
#029 Musical Interlude 2 – Urge of the Suction to The Case of My Anus
We've got more music this week! If you thought those last songs were good (you're correct, they were) you're in for a treat this week. Get out your piano, synthesizer, and weird objects that sound like music when you play them a certain way: just like a cheesy radio station DJ would say: here's Musical Interlude 2! On this occasion there's no need to queue up your DVD player or media file & we won't tell you when to press play so you can watch the story along with us because there is no story!!! Don’t worry if you haven’t heard the story yet though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better if you've heard & watched the main story first)
29:34
May 23, 2019
#028 Musical Interlude 1 - An Earthy Child to The Garlics
This week we bring you the first of our musical interludes, an episode jam packed with songs from episodes of the podcast spanning from An Earthy Child to the Garlics. It's not a clip show, it's a show comprised of short poems or other set of words set to music and performed for your delight. On this occasion there's no need to queue up your DVD player or media file & we won't tell you when to press play so you can watch the story along with us because there is no story!!! Don’t worry if you haven’t heard the story yet though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better if you've heard & watched the main story first)
36:11
May 23, 2019
#027 The Arse Cheeks 4 – The Day of Dorkness
It’s nearly time for Barbara’s big performance at the music festival as Loretta, but the crew haven’t even rehearsed! Plus they don’t have a set list & it’s becoming doubtful she can sing anyway. What about the Doctor & Cameca? Will he get her to wear a bag? Everyone’s getting prepared in their costumes & funny hats, & the excitement is building. Questions abound: Is Ian still trapped in the sewer? Will the Chicken & Pussy do the Chicken Dance to the cries of the Glastonbury Fest? Let’s see where all this leads, shall we? Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 4 of the Aztecs “The Day of Darkness” so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience, & if you like what you hear then we'd be very grateful if you would leave a review & rate us on iTunes please?
42:16
May 23, 2019
#026 The Arse Cheeks 3 – The Pride of Scarface
 Bands, roadies, pizza, gargle – these are all the buzzwords we’ve been longing to hear. Loretta adopts a tough chick image, even if her wardrobe is more feathers than leather & cone bras. Ian vouches for lotion & corduroy. (The word gargle is used twelve times in this episode, Kat counted!) The Doctor finds someone as questionable as he is, it must be love! Susan learns a festival song. As an aside, real acid-folk bands do exist. Thanks to Kai Owen for opening the show! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 3 of the Aztecs “The Bride of Sacrifice” so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience, & as always, if you like what you hear, if you could rate us & write a review on iTunes, we'd all be very grateful! Thank you.
38:28
May 23, 2019
#025 The Arse Cheeks 2 – The Worriers of Jeff
 The TARDIS team is more confused than ever. Loretta channels her inner diva. Susan learns a new song. The Battle of the Bands gets physical when Ian makes a new friend. Meanwhile, the Doctor’s in the garden picking herbs? Will Susan learn the song in time? Will Loretta ever change out of her chicken suit? Does the Doctor learn a new trick from Comeca? & who the heck is Jeff? You’ll just have to listen to find out. Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 2 of the Aztecs “The Warriors of Death”so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience, & as always, if you like what you hear we would be very grateful if you could leave a rating & a review on iTunes please. Thanks
35:34
May 23, 2019
#024 The Arse Cheeks 1 – The Tampon of Ethel
 The Doctor & his TARDIS team: Susan, Ian, & Barbara get embroiled in a battle of the bands competition. However we must ask...Who is Loretta? Could she be the newest companion to join the TARDIS? Is she the Aztec answer to Cher, Dolly Parton, the Backstreet Boys & Britney Spears all rolled into one? Stop asking silly questions & listen to find out! Make sure to get out your best guitar, tune it appropriately (we’ll wait) & join us! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 1 of the Aztecs “The Temple of Evil” so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience, & if you like what we do then we would really appreciate it if you could rate us & leave a comment on iTunes & any other platform where we can be rated. Thanks
35:32
May 23, 2019
#023 The Case of My Anus 6 - The Case of My Anus
The story is coming to a close. Six weeks searching for butt lube and something that may be horny goat or butt weed, we aren't exactly sure. It's an episode of searching: Barbara is searching for a silver statue (to melt into a silver bracelet, natch), some are searching for keys to drinks cabinets and no one is searching for Susan when she is in a box. Listen in as storylines are tied up and at least one character mentions the appeal of being tied up on the TARDIS. If you haven't been doing so all along, make sure to listen past the credits to hear what the improvisors say after "cut" is called. (Hint: Lots of giggling) Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 6 of the Keys of Marinus "The Keys of Marinus"so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.
33:57
May 22, 2019
#022 The Case of My Anus 5 – Ten Cents of Jeff
The Doctor is back... did anyone else notice he was missing? While the First Doctor was off having a holiday our TARDIS team were searching for important things like epoxy, butt cream and horny goat weed. This week features exciting escapades like Susan looking for zippers, a stop off at Superdrug, questionable behavior from Gallifreyans that should know better, and plenty of innuendo. As always, feel free to make up your own character that no one will hear but you and participate! I suggest a really tall cyclops named Max that only speaks in 9 word sentences. Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 5 of the Keys of Marinus "Sentence of Death" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.
35:01
May 22, 2019
#021 The Case of My Anus 4 - The Snow Cones of Trevor
The quest for the... butt cream continues and our time traveling heroes are forced into the snow and ice of what some would call this planet's Canada. (It isn't of course because no one is nearly polite enough!) They meet a mountain man with epic eyebrows who wants to trade a more suitable coat to Ian for that watch he's wearing and poor Susan and Sabetha are left traversing bridges without adult supervision! That's how you can tell this episode was made in the 60s, kids are allowed to galavant on strange planets that don't even have pay phones. Join us, won't you? Oh and feel free to make up your own character that no one will hear but you and participate! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 4 of the Keys of Marinus "The Snows of Terror" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.
33:27
May 22, 2019
#020 The Case of My Anus 3 - The Steaming Chunder
This week the search for the, erm, cream takes Ian & Barbara to a jungle full of pig men & weirdos. Imagine Ian's terror when he finds out that to escape Barbara has to sing a song! Bet the Dr's glad he's on holiday this week! Wait, what about Susan you ask? Susan loses her lust for glitter & gets ignored, but we find out what Barbara looks like in fishnets! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 3 of the Keys of Marinus "The Screaming Jungle" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.
32:15
May 22, 2019
#019 The Case of My Anus 2 – The Melted Shed
Why is Barbara calling herself Loretta? Is that Spiderman? Is Ian attracted to Barbara? Was that a clip from a Blink 182 song? Our TARDIS crew is stuck in what could be a dream or may be the side effects of too much horny goatweed. Meanwhile, our improv crew can't keep their laughter to themselves and corpse all over the place! Never before has a TV comic book character's theme been used so much in a Doctor Who episode and wait, is that a plot developing...? Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 2 of The Keys of Marinus "The Velvet Web" so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.
32:43
May 22, 2019
#018 The Case of My Anus 1 - A Seal Called Jeff
Whilst the tenth Doctor was off having his wild & wonderful adventures, the first Doctor managed to have a lengthy adventure of his own & then went & deleted it before we got to listen! So we pick up again with him, Ian, Barbara & Susan as they set off on a noble quest, a quest to find some cream which will alleviate a rather embarrassing problem the Doctor has, a quest which will see them meeting superheros, crotchety old geezers, amorous snails, excessively forward vegetation, old prospectors, characters from old British comedies, men in extremely silly hats, men who have difficulty stringing coherent sentences together, a woman whom the Doctor will be destined to meet many, many years later, & men in ludicrously short shorts! Oh, & possibly a chemist or two....if they can ever find a way into Boots, that is! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 1 of the Keys of Marinus "The Sea of Death" & make sure you're synched up with the audio so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience. & don't forget to listen right to the end for all the bonus material!
29:45
May 22, 2019
#017 Skills With Onions
School plays, familiar haircuts, megazord circuits... Jeff the Doctor spends time in a school and realizes the worst possible realization: children walk very slowly and K9 is far better company than his current companions. Huge thanks to Peter Purves for the opening announcement. That's right, Steven Taylor/Morton Dill himself/themselves (!!!!) opened the podcast! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Series 2 episode 3 School Reunion so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly more (or less!) confusing, experience.
54:04
May 22, 2019
#016 Tofu Clown
Where are the Doctor and Rose headed now? Their last escapade at the sperm bank was possibly the worst idea for a romantic time, so a castle full of clowns and royal dogs HAS to be a great time. Just like that eight-armed clown on Galactic 6... This week promises a queen, Enormous' Len's telescope and clowns. Terrifying... I mean amusing... Thanks to Paul Cornell for the opening line. While you're here you should buy his new book...   ]Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We'll tell you when to press play on Series 2, episode 2 Tooth and Claw so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly confusing, experience.
53:45
May 22, 2019
#015 Nude Oeuf
New Who returns with New Earth! The tenth Doctor understands dating, of course he does, that's why he's taking Rose on a date to a bank! A bank of what you may ask? That's a reasonable question, that and who is that trampoline? Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file and we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 2 episode 1, New Earth so you’ll be in sync. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different experience. Please leave a comment or a review on iTunes, on the blog or send us a comment on twitter or facebook.
51:29
May 22, 2019
#014 Urge of the Suction 2 - A Drink of De Kuyper
Urge of the Suction (Edge of Destruction) is a quick one and we're already coming to a close. How will it wrap up? Will Susan ever find craft closure? Will the teachers get a drink? Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file and we’ll tell you when to press play on the Edge of Destruction part 2, "The Brink of Disaster" so you’ll be in sync. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different experience. Please leave a comment or a review on iTunes, on the blog or send us a comment on twitter or facebook.
27:28
May 22, 2019
#013 The Urge of the Suction 1
Bang! What has happened in the TARDIS? There's a lot of talk of curtains & deck chairs & loungers, & goodness knows what'll be next up on the TV! Susan's crafting gets taken to extremes, the Doctor points a lot, Ian sings & Barbara calls Susan names! And on top of all that we have a special guest announcer!!! Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file and we’ll tell you when to press play on the "Edge of Destruction part 1" so you’ll be in sync for the best way to experience the episode. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a slightly different experience. If you enjoy what we do then please leave a comment or a review on iTunes, here on the blog, or send us a comment on Twitter or Facebook. We also welcome any & all ideas for future plot lines you would like us to play out, character personality traits & quirks you would like us to attempt, dialogue you would like us to say, or music & sound effects you would like us to include, & if you would like to join the cast just tell us here, on Twitter or on our Facebook page. Come & join the fun!!!
29:59
May 22, 2019
#012 The Garlics 7 – The Bus Queue
 As our exciting tale concludes, we learn why toilets don’t have sloping floors, what the Doctor can do with a pencil up his arse, what Snazzles are, whether Alydon will finally get his interview, what the Thals give as mementos & what the Garlics’ video gaming habits include! We do NOT learn the purpose of a fascinater, or (sadly) the rules of Garlic Bingo! Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on the Daleks part 7, “The Rescue” so you’ll be in sync for the best way to experience the episode. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a slightly different experience. If you enjoy what we do then please leave a comment or a review on iTunes, here on the blog, or send us a comment on Twitter or Facebook. We also welcome any & all ideas for future plot lines you would like us to play out, character personality traits & quirks you would like us to attempt, dialogue you would like us to say, or music & sound effects you would like us to include, & if you would like to join the cast (we're ALWAYS looking for new people!) just tell us here, on Twitter or on our Facebook page. Come & join the fun!!!
32:41
May 21, 2019
#011 The Garlics 6 – The Oatmeal
 As the haunting keys of Mozart’s concerto in E minor fade into the sound of the fourth wall breaking, our travellers must come to terms with their situation & the companionship of those who seek the autographs of many. The travellers also ask the eternal question: “Why don’t Garlics have chairs?” Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on the Daleks part 6, “The Ordeal” so you’ll be in sync. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different experience.  If you enjoy the episode, we'd very much appreciate it if you could please leave a comment &/or a review on iTunes, on the blog or send us a comment on Twitter or Facebook. Thanks. 
35:14
May 21, 2019
#010 The Garlics 5 – The Next Position
 Did you know that skeletons can be used as TV antennas? (You’re welcome, please don’t try it) Does anyone remember that Susan is a Gallifreyan? What is organic about organic glitter? The Thals put their foot down about paying for selfies & Ian changes his name… Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on the Daleks part 5, “The Expedition” so you’ll be in sync. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different experience.  If you enjoy the episode, we'd very much appreciate it if you could please leave a comment &/or a review on iTunes, on the blog, or send us a comment on Twitter or Facebook. Thanks. 
31:53
May 21, 2019
#009 The Garlics 4 – The Ham Bush
 Our fearsome heroes have journeyed into the Garlic City, armed with an IKEA flyer & a sense of wonder. Will Ian give up his human ways to ride in a tank, & sing Garlic opera? Remember this wall texture & colour for me, children… Join me, won’t you, as we venture into the cake department…  Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on The Daleks part 4, “The Ambush” so you’ll be in sync. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different experience. If you enjoy the episode, we'd very much appreciate it if you could please leave a comment &/or a review on iTunes, on the blog or send us a comment on Twitter or Facebook. Thanks.
33:03
May 21, 2019
#008 The Garlics 3 – The Ex’s Crepe
 While the TARDIS crew struggle to find a good sale at IKEA, some strange people in the forest talk about British television programmes & the Garlics (who are very happy, thank you very much) realize they really need to fix those sliding doors they have installed. Maybe Jim’ll fix ’em. Can someone tell me why is this person important? Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on The Daleks part 3, “The Escape” so you’ll be in sync. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different experience. If you enjoy the episode, we'd very much appreciate it if you could please leave a comment &/or a review on iTunes, on the blog or send us a comment on Twitter or Facebook. Thanks. 
32:35
May 21, 2019
#007 The Garlics 2 – The Sad Diners
 First things first, nobody dies in this episode & none of the Garlics say “Exterminate”, which would have happened IF we went by the script. However, we never go by the script so who knows what wacky things might be said this week! One word that is definitely said: Enough talking! More improv! Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on The Daleks part 2, “The Survivors” so you’ll be in sync. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different experience.  If you enjoy the episode, we'd very much appreciate it if you could please leave a comment &/or a review on iTunes, on the blog or send us a comment on Twitter or Facebook. Thanks. 
29:37
May 21, 2019
#006 The Garlics 1 – The Deaf Gannet
 In true Classic Doctor Who fashion our TARDIS crew discover another universal truth: lots of planets have an IKEA… but what of these pepperpots Ian keeps going on about? Warning: Discussions of British snacks may produce feelings of despair & longing for conventions! A MASSIVE thanks to the wonderful Annette Badland for her intro! Want to watch with us? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on the Daleks, part 1 “The Dead Planet” so you’ll be in sync. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different experience. If you enjoy the episode, we'd very much appreciate it if you could please leave a comment &/or a review on iTunes, on the blog or send us a comment on Twitter or Facebook. Thanks.
28:24
May 21, 2019
#005 Kiss My Ass in Vegas
 Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas (if you celebrate it). This week (& next as this week is a long one & needs to tide you over for two weeks) we present the first DWLIIA in colour! It’s an episode jammed packed full of new voices! This is a holiday special, so whilst not a musical, we try to make it quite musical. Unlike the Star Wars Christmas Special we have ice cream & (references to) Robbie Williams/Take That! Also, who IS that reading the news? Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on the special: The Christmas Invasion so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly confusing, experience. After you listen, we'd really appreciate it if you would leave a comment or a review on iTunes, thank you.
1:05:26
May 21, 2019
#004 An Earthy Child 4 – The Fart Shaker
The end is nigh! The end of the party & the end of the fart sound effects! Our brave TARDIS crew have escaped the Horseless Headslessmans & they have not been hauled in front of the Independent Police Compressed Complaints Commission….but will they finally get some decent food? (Spoilers – no!) Next week, something in colour… a present under the tree… Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 4 of An Unearthly Child “The Firemaker” so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly confusing, experience. After you listen we'd really appreciate it if you could leave a comment or a review on iTunes.
28:57
May 21, 2019
#003 An Earthy Child 3 – The Forest of Farts
Shadow puppetry! A flesh wound… maybe? It’s an episode of questions as our band of improvisors experience the height of low brow humour (nothing wrong with fart jokes when it comes to cavemen!) & Barbara enjoys herself for the very first time! Remember to always bring your own party stick! Queue up your DVD player! Or media file! We’ll tell you when to press play on Part 3 of An Unearthly Child “The Forest of Fear” so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly confusing, experience.
28:17
May 21, 2019
#002 An Earthy Child 2 - The Craving of Numbskulls
 Last week we left our vodka & crisp loving teachers with the rather unusual Doctor & his DIY loving “grand daughter”, & as the screen turned chartreuse dark, a shadow loomed really ominously over the TARDIS. Our merry band of improvisers continue the story of An Earthy Child (An Unearthly Child) with episode 2, the Craving of Numbskulls. This week: It’s a party! Or at least the beginnings of one. We’ll have bacon, a magician & beefy, beefy brains! Time to party like it’s 10,000 BC! Queue up your DVD player & we’ll tell you when to press play on Part 2 of An Unearthly Child “The Cave of Skulls” so you can watch the story along with us. You can also listen to the podcast on its own for a different, if slightly confusing, experience.
28:16
May 21, 2019
#001 An Earthy Child 1
 Join our crew of improvisors as we start our journey (also on November 23) to create a parallel universe of Doctor Who. This time with a very different First Doctor, his crafty “granddaughter” and two drop-out, alcohol-loving teachers. 
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May 21, 2019
#000 Meet the Cast 1
  It’s the very first episode! Only we’re calling it episode zero, because like Prisoner Zero in the Eleventh Hour it’s escaped and… I’m sorry this simile has gotten away from me. Meet the crew of the DWLIIA podcast as we introduce ourselves and discuss why and how we’re bringing Doctor Who and improv together. Next episode we start the podcast at the beginning with An Unearthly Child with the first episode of the story we have dubbed: AN EARTHY CHILD
29:02
May 18, 2019
Teaser - Doctor Who's Line, Is It? … Anyway!
Something is coming!
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May 18, 2019