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Do Geese Have Udders?

Do Geese Have Udders?

By Michael Gooch & Matthew Thompson
Michael and Matt spend their time asking the unanswered and answering the unasked, looking at news and online stuff too. A mix of comedy and genuinely interesting questions of discussion to educate and entertain.

More episodes can also be found on our YouTube channel of the same name
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Episode 76 - Spelunking
In today's episode, Michael opens with a Florida Man story and ponders whether he was in fact in the right as opposed to the wrong. Matt also shares his advice and secrets in avoiding having items stolen from your person, and who he believes to be the best magician ever.   Our hosts spend less than two minutes pondering weird juice's they've seen, Matt shares a depressing meal he remembers, and Michael introduces him to a new word... I wonder what that word could be?...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
16:37
June 27, 2022
Episode 75 - Michelin Stars
Spoiler alert! Neither Matt or Michael have done their homework from last episode, with Matt's excuse being his car is getting an MOT and is currently full of his podcast stuff, and Michael having gotten side-tracked researching other topics.   Today is full of knowledge! Michael reveals the history and origin of the Guinness World Record Books and what is has to do with the beverage, AND what the surprising connection is between Michelin Stars and Michelin tyres...   (EDIT: Despite what Matt says, Michelin Stars only go up to '3', though 5 Star restaurants do of course exist, just those stars are different stars)    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
16:34
June 20, 2022
Episode 74 - Weird Things Found In Food
Matt has got food on the mind, although not in an appetising way. He's gathered a list of situations customers have been in regarding their fast food and the bizarre 'extras' they've received; from live arachnids, to weaponry, to decapitated birds.   Michael also enlightens us to famous sayings we might only know a small part of. Matt then tries creating his own famous saying he hopes our listeners can use...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
18:41
June 13, 2022
Episode 73 - What's ASIMO Up To?
Our duo do enjoy science, and Michael can't believe that Matt has never heard (or at least doesn't remember) ASIMO the robot. Michael remembers how amazing it was to watch ASIMO on TV walking, talking and even running. However, ASIMO related news has been very quiet over the last few years, and so he asks the question; what is ASIMO up to now?   Matt talks more nonsense and seems to have a problem with cleaning products, like a Dettol spray on a shelf beside him, in that they shouldn't be transparent. And Michael finds an interesting law regarding illegal dancing in Sweden...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:42
June 06, 2022
Episode 72 - The Year Of Multiverse Movies
Matt starts the episode with a very vague question by asking Michael if he has 'watched the news'. It turns out he's referring to the current case of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.   The pair also remind themselves of a large helicopter which flew really close by a few weeks ago, leading them onto asking whether either of them want to one day gain a pilots licence.   In another topic of the day, the pair realise that 2022 seems to be the year of multiverse movies, having successfully been able to name 4 so far. Matt and Michael wonder what the next big trope in movies will be, once - or if - multiverse films go out of fashion...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
16:53
May 30, 2022
Episode 71 - Mannequin Mountain
Series 3 is finally here! Michael and Matt finally return to the shed to kick start the third series of DGHU, beginning the show by attempting to recall their year highlights so far.   Michael brings Matt a fantastic idea for a great day out in Lincolnshire for just £50 (for 15 minutes of fun). Mannequin makers, 'Mannakin', have a large hill made up of mannequins they no longer need, and are allowing you and your friends to steal them and conduct a 'heist'...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
16:21
May 30, 2022
Episode 70 - The 2021 Christmas Special
They wanted to do a Christmas Special last year, but lockdown shattered those dreams (hence the one of unused clips). But now, finally, Michael and Matt have been able to get not one, not two, but all four of our previous guests; Will, Darius, Rebecca and finally, his first time in the shed, Ben!   The show opens with an introduction to our guests; most of whom are in a festive spirit, including Christmas jumpers and socks. We then share some stories from memorable Christmas's we've had in the past, including something very special about Ben and why his Christmas's are a little different. Darius asks a ridiculous question which Will dubs as 'The Afternoon Salmon'.   A Christmas game is clearly needed and Michael brings a festive favourite played on 8 Out Of 10 Cats by Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. Does the game go smoothly? No. Do the players understand the game? No again. Is it hilarious to listen to? Absolutely.   Darius forgot that Michael gave him homework for this episode; to deliver the best Christmas joke. Please let us know in the comments on how you think he did.   For today, Matt's done away with the Fact Folder and dives into his OneDrive for a list of debates for our guests; when he's not distracted by the Toby Carvery menu. They're not all Christmassy, but if your Christmas dinner table conversations were needing some inspiration, it might be worth a listen.   Presents are exchanged in a DGHU Secret Santa and - since money is tight - everyone has been given the budget of £1. Some gifts loved, some pushing the budget and some with a handwritten note inside written in German.   Wrapping up with a thanks to all of our guests and contributors; Michael, Matt, Will, Darius, Rebecca, Ben and Mercedes.    Merry Christmas from DGHU and we'll hopefully see you soon in the new year!     Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw== Mercedes' Work - www.urlfox.bandcamp.com - (Twitter) https://twitter.com/URLFOX  Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK     Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
01:06:17
December 20, 2021
Episode 69 - Potato Masher
Back to usual now and Matt opens the episode with a Knock Knock joke, with a door related fact to go with it. The pair then work together in deciding on how to improve the doorknob.   Michael adds a touch of education where he reveals the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool (scientifically there is none, but some people have decided on a difference).    Matt goes through more notes he has on his phone including the question 'What is your person?', which Michael struggles to comprehend...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
18:51
November 29, 2021
Episode 68 - Urinal Etiquette (Will & Darius Special Pt.2)
We're going to add a *Minor Explicit Warning* to our second instalment of the 'Will & Darius Special' as Darius goes into an in-depth explanation on how to put on some kind of pants.   In yet another strange turn of events, for some reason the Nazi's are brought up, so prepare yourself for that. Will also describes where he has disposed of Michael and Matt and shares a tragic story of how Movember has gone for him...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
17:47
November 22, 2021
Episode 67 - Kinder Eggs (Will & Darius Special Pt.1)
We're getting close to the end of the series, and finally we've found the time to do something we've been wanting to do for a long time; giving regular guests Will and Darius their own episodes.   In the first of a two part special, Darius clarifies that it is in fact Michael's birthday and proceeds to give out gifts to everyone: eggs. Will follows up with a story about an old teacher he had, who took time off work for a very silly reason.   It doesn't take long for it to be revealed that Darius has lost yet another item which belonged to someone else, and Will doesn't seem to understand a new method his co-host has on how to avoid using memos and calendars...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
16:06
November 15, 2021
Episode 66 - Artificial Intelligence
More sciencey talk from our hosts and - as the title suggests - this week we're talking about Artificial Intelligence.   Once the pair have concluded what they believe to be the definition of AI, Michael shares what the internet considers to be the very first examples of Artificial Intelligence and how one infamous AI Twitter account was shut down just a few hours after being released into the world.   Michael talks about how creatives are using AI to write scripts and stories, with Matt thinking that Michael's creative mind could be easily replaced by Artificial Intelligence. Michael, on the other hand, has a way to test that theory...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==    Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247   Inferkit  - https://inferkit.com/  Corridor Crew Avatar 2 AI  - https://youtu.be/_S52iyUAGFA  DeepStory.ai  - https://www.deepstory.ai/
15:58
November 08, 2021
Episode 65 - A Mundane Halloween
Spooky season might have only just passed, but of course we're going to talk about Matt's favourite holiday season again.   We begin this episode with Matt talking about a recent spooky/horror walk both him and Michael did for their Scout group. A lovely explanation of how teamwork made the dreamwork, and what subtle chaotic fun happened along the way.   Michael - who's not so keen on scary stuff - shares a fantastic take on Halloween that he's heard about online called 'Mundane Halloween'...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
19:21
November 01, 2021
Episode 64 - Who Do You Think's Who?
More from the Fact Folder, and it's time to find out once again who - out of our hosts - is the best, worst, has the most etc etc in a segment which finally has an unofficial title; Who Do You Think's Who?   Prepare to find out who - between Michael and Matt - has the best sense of smell, who would make the better Prime Minister and who yawns the most... Just in case you need to know that information.    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
16:21
October 25, 2021
Episode 63 - Zoo Escapes Pt.2
It's a Fact Folder episode and Matt's written down a ton of zoo escapes (most being from London Zoo). However, because he has free choice, Michael unintentionally selects part 2 of Matt's Zoo Escapes series.   Not to fear as, kind of like Star Wars, we continue with part 1 afterwards.    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
19:12
October 18, 2021
Episode 62 - Bees, Bananas & Birds
Might as well be called the 'B' episode today, as the pair unintentionally cover a range of topics starting with the letter 'B'; Bees, Bananas, Bricks, Bugs and Birds.   We begin with some rain on our roof and an interesting fact about how you might be angering bees without meaning to, just by eating a certain food around them.    Matt also wastes everyone's time with an incredibly short segment about bricks, where even he loses the will to live.   Then Michael brings back sanity with a classic 'Stupidly Smart Stupid' question, which ponders what birds actually are...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:04
October 11, 2021
Episode 61 - A Bunch Of Ocean
Lateness in uploading aside, Michael and Matt record todays episode beneath Matt's tent, which is drying above them throughout the show, giving the show a 'camping feel' according to Michael (it really doesn't).   Michael also shares a newly learned fact about his friend and co-host, which he finds absolutely incredible, about his glasses.   Matt's beautiful story about a green light in the sky is also interrupted by a phone call by someone we all know too well...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:18
October 04, 2021
Episode 60 - Matt Can Hear What?
Another rant opens this episode. This time, Michael is very unhappy with how unhelpful toasters seem to be, which also sparks a microwave memory from Matt.   Once Michael picks it up from across the room, the pair also have another crack at Matt's Fact Folder. Upon pulling out a blue card, it is full of more questions for the pair to ask one another in order to find out a bit more about each other.   Matt seems so certain he has the best hearing that he proves what he can apparently hear...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247  The Sandwich Cracker Challenge Thing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FjB9r8psQI
17:05
September 27, 2021
Episode 59 - A Clock And A Cockerel
Michael opens this episode with a yawn - which is always a good sign - and leads him straight into a nice rant about his history with alarm clocks and how much he detests the creatures.   But all is not lost, as he believes he has found an alarm clock online which would solve an awful lot of his problems, where instead of an annoying alarm or radio blaring at you, Stephen Fry welcomes you into the day with his soothing voice.   Matt also shares a 'fact' about cockerels and or roosters. (an alternative episode title; Jeeves and Rooster).    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:33
September 20, 2021
Episode 58 - It's Pronounced "Moana"
It's been a few weeks, so it's time we revisit Matt's Fact Folder (or whatever it's called) before he forgets it again.   On this card, Matt prevents Michael with a bunch of facts in the style of questions, including; something illegal in France which is legal in the US, a service you can pay for in Japan and a bizarre story about crows.   Matt has also clearly never heard anyone pronounce the name of the Disney character "Moana" out loud before...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
16:48
September 13, 2021
Episode 57 - The Shopping Cart Theory
Back to chatting nonsense with not one but two "theories" featured in today's episode.   The first being one of the most ridiculous conversations Michael has had with Matt regarding something to do with Australia (even whilst editing it, he still has no idea exactly what they were talking about). However, all is not lost as they do share the differences between crocodiles and alligators; so that's something.   The second theory is one that Michael has found online called "The Shopping Cart Theory", which Matt is also aware of, which highlights a great test for revealing a persons inner goodness and moral compass...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
17:02
September 06, 2021
Episode 56 - The Emu War (ft. Rebecca)
In our final episode with Rebecca (for now), somehow Matt starts off the show by developing a full conversation about his favourite chair and how humanity can improve on the piece of furniture.   Matt then blows Michael's mind again by actually KNOWING about a topic of conversation which he didn't know was coming, to do with The Emu War. Matt then breaks down his plan of action for how he would have gone about winning it, whilst Michael and Rebecca tell him why he's wrong...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
17:08
August 30, 2021
Episode 55 - Penguin Erector (ft. Rebecca)
Rebecca's still here and she joins Matt and Michael in covering a lot of topics today.   Michael shares a fact about Piggy Banks (which lasts less than 60 seconds), Matt shares his love for the recent 'Loki' series and his excitement for the new Marvel 'What If?...' series (which should already be out by now) and the three of them quickly share their opinions on modern art.   Michael brings up a viral tweet from 2018 without realising, about a job titled Penguin Erector... which sadly, unknown until recording had wrapped, doesn't actually exist and was shut down by Edinburgh Zoo (sorry!).    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8jBreaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:32
August 23, 2021
Episode 54 - The Olympics (ft. Rebecca)
We start our second episode with special guest Rebecca by talking about what Michael dubs as being the most important sporting event taking place right now for the world to watch; however, it doesn't seem to be the Olympics. We're also aware that the Olympics have since ended, but we're just going to pretend it's still going because we didn't realise the closing ceremony was so soon. But once Rebecca steers the conversation towards the "Human Olympics", she proposes a new idea for how participants should be selected to represent their country. The trio also discuss which events they would hate to be partaking in where they would be needing to represent GB...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247  Jelle's Marble Runs/Marble League (formally MarbleLympics) YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYJdpnjuSWVOLgGT9fIzL0g
15:18
August 16, 2021
Episode 53 - Rocket Science (ft. Rebecca)
Matt welcomes Rebecca - a brand new guest for todays episode - in what Michael believes to possibly be the worst transition so far for guest introduction.   Rebecca, like our previous guests, knows our usual pair through Scouting and is too a part of the Amateur Campers series on Michael's YouTube channel (Michgoo). She enlightens us to her knowledge of physics and her fairly recent trip to the European Space Agency and the amazing experiences she had there.    She also helps the DGHU team tackle a Solar System related issue they've recently discovered the show seems to be facing, whilst Michael also shares a problem he seems to be having with what should be an easy sport...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:48
August 09, 2021
Episode 52 - The Green Card
Our second episode in our backup location so apologies for the minor echo, however it hasn't stopped Matt from pulling another card out from his folder and in this episode, he uses it to get to find out a little more about each other.   On this green card, Matt has a variety of statements and both he and Michael must work out who "wins" each time; topics including who is the best at sports, who sneezes the most and who can be the most annoying (spoiler, that one's Matt).    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
18:06
August 02, 2021
Episode 51 - The Mandela Effect
Apologies for the minor echo, however the shed seems to be being used for its purpose and is too full for us to set up in, and so for a couple of episodes, Matt and Michael have recorded in their new backup room (which thankfully, hasn't got a metal roof so we could record in the rain!).   For the main topic of today, Michael breaks down some newly discovered products of the famous Mandela Effect which he has come across online regarding a famous cartoon and a hit Queen song...   Matt also regales us with yet even more stories of his injuries and near death experiences...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
16:53
July 26, 2021
Episode 50 - A Memorable Halloween
In this episode, the pair revisit Matt's folder and dive into some fun facts (or facks, as he's labelled them) which include a strange crime and how they got caught and Michael has a crack at guessing some films.   Matt also ponders the question (in July for some reason) and wants to know what Michael's most memorable Halloween was...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
18:07
July 19, 2021
Episode 49 - Building A Snake
Michael starts today's episode, having done some research, on the topic of languages; more specifically, questioning what is currently the youngest language in the world (as we all know Latin is one of the oldest).   We also go through some notes which Matt has made on his phone, and it's clear that even he doesn't know what some of them meant, but he shares them nevertheless.   Matt's wisdom from today's episode seems to be the belief that a snake doesn't actually have a body...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
16:09
July 12, 2021
Episode 48 - Shower Thoughts
This episodes begins with a little historic fact about London Bridge, the real one, which isn't actually in London anymore.   Matt's Folder Filter makes a return, although it would seem that even he keeps forgetting what he'd called it; possibly now the Fact Folder (or the File Folder Fact File Folder). Michael selects a card and it is full of debate topics. Some seem to be very thought provoking questions of discussion, although it's clear to Michael that Matt's mind must have taken a wonder by the second question...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
17:53
July 05, 2021
Episode 47 - Checkers & Giraffes
Michael starts this episode by doing what usually happens on DGHU, by addressing an unanswered question from many episodes ago to do with checkers & draughts.   This episode unintentionally finds its way on a board game theme from the very start, continuing on into a small bingo related story that Michael had heard at work that didn't go where he thought it was going. Then the pair learn about a human game of chess that used real(ish) soldiers and try to work out what other traditional games could be upscaled...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
16:49
June 28, 2021
Episode 46 - Undiluted Squash
Boris has finally said it's ok for Michael and Matt to sit together in the shed, so at last, the show returns again.   Having hardly seen each other in person for months, the duo begin the episode discussing what they've each been up to over the past few months whilst locked away and stuck inside their respected homes. One thing Michael is very jealous of is the fact that Matt has been able to grow a somewhat decent beard.   Apparently, Michael's been spending a lot of time writing whilst Matt has been out running, whilst carrying a large bottle of undiluted squash on his back...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
17:08
June 21, 2021
Episode 45 - The Christmas-ish Special
Sadly, due to the lockdown rules in the UK, Michael and Matt were unable to meet up in the shed to record a big Christmas show with special guests. However, we still wanted to put out a 'special' show this Christmas before the year is up.   And so instead, we managed to compile a range of clips which never made it into previous episodes for various reasons; too much rambling, prioritised more recent segments or just that we couldn't find a place to put them.   And so enjoy an extra long episode of DGHU, and we'll see you in the new year, once we can return safely to the shed!    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Overcast - https://overcast.fm/itunes1527432969/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
29:12
December 21, 2020
Episode 44 - Vegans, Spice & Lobster Trauma (ft. Darius)
In our fourth episode this series with our friend Darius, we begin the show with the discussion on Darius's Seafood Plater which, for some reason, seems to be podcast worthy news. This leads the trio to further discuss how Lobsters should be cooked.   Continuing the theme of food, Darius entrails us with a lovely story on how he antagonised some vegans at his campus and on why it wasn't his fault (which it was). Matt and Darius also team up to attack Michael on his picky eating and lack of a taste palette; especially when it comes to spicy food...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:42
November 16, 2020
Episode 43 - Nicolas Cage & Ramen Rugs (ft. Darius)
Third episode with our friend, Darius, this series. We open the show with a Nicolas Cage question stolen by Darius straight from the show Community.    We learn of a Nicolas Cage gift he also gave someone for a recent birthday. During this time, once again, the squirrels on the roof seem to chucking rocks on our tin roof so apologies. Darius also seems to have lost his bike lock key, so if anyone sees it.   In the highlight from our time with Darius, we finally discuss a subject first teased at the start of this series; Darius's Rug...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:54
November 09, 2020
Episode 42 - Printers (ft. Darius)
For our second episode with Darius during our second series, we begin (seeing as it's close to Halloween which was definitely intentional) with a new game Matt's been playing called Phasmophobia, leading everyone onto a conversation about ghost hunting and learning all of the different types of Ghosts.   In a topic Michael can't agree more with, Darius vents out his frustration on 'the bane of his life' that is the office Printer.    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:15
November 02, 2020
Episode 41 - Chilly Bottle (ft. Darius)
Finally, we've got our good friend Darius back in the shed to join Michael and Matt (we've even given him a new chair!).   Our regulars are amazed by how religiously Darius wears his badge and how often he wears it during his day to day life. He's also made it clear that he's incredibly jealous of how comfortable Matt always is, somehow leading us onto what else we've been up to during the lockdown.    Our highlight of this episode revolves around a Chilly Bottle Darius owns, or rather owed, as it seems to have gone missing and he wants to know where it's gone and would like to speak to the manager...   **Recorded prior to the recent London lockdown**    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:55
October 26, 2020
Episode 40 - North London Land
To Michael's joy, Matt finally finds his "Filter Folder" which was introduced during our Zoom episodes; a folder full of interesting things Matt has decided to research.   Upon choosing a card at random, Michael is educated on why gardening seems to be far more dangerous than he could have imagined, especially for children. We also look at the most poisonous plants the world has to offer, and a place in the UK which houses them all... in cages? Matt, being unable to read his own writing, believes this place is located in North London Land...   (The Garden is called The Alnwick Poison Garden)    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==    Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
18:49
October 19, 2020
Episode 39 - Do You Want A Cookie Or Not?
In this episode, we begin with a surprising announcement; that Matt is now a coffee drinker! They continue to talk about coffee and Hot Chocolate for a while and debate whether Matt is now going to be trying all the coffees the world has to offer.   A flowing light up cable charging Matt's phone reminds Michael of a recent situation involving the renovation of his parents bedroom, which somehow leads them onto a discussion revolving around a Tetris sequel and Matt's brother being a 'chess champion'.   Matt recalls a story from work where his boss shouted something at him at the top of his lungs that he never thought he'd hear...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==    Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247   5 A Side Chess  - https://5asidechess.com/
15:28
October 12, 2020
Episode 38 - The One Year Special
Well, our little podcast turns 1 today!!! (More or less) and so we decided to celebrate with a mini party.   We begin the show with something we've never done before on the podcast; Letting Matt read the intro. We spend a minute reminiscing about the good ol' days and remembering our favourite episodes so far, before turning on party mode and whipping out the hats and party horns.   As a topic, we look at interesting birthday related records on Record Setter, most of which are oddly specific. Matt and Michael then proceed to create and set their own oddly specific birthday related record (video also embedded within the episode on YouTube).   We end the show with a new piece of DGHU Unofficial Official Merch!!!   Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==    Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247   Record Setter - https://recordsetter.com/
20:44
October 05, 2020
Episode 37 - Ship In A Bottle (ft. Will)
Will joins us for another episode, with the usual nonsense being thrown at him.   The trio discuss those square graduation hats and what the point of them are, they also talk laughter tracks, somehow having been able to start said conversation off by talking about some Quanzel bloke Michael and Will can't remember the name of... who is actually Quetzalcoatl if you were curious   Matt asks a question which ruins the magic of his childhood, upon finding out how those magicians were able to put ships in glass bottles...   Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==    Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
16:41
September 28, 2020
Episode 36 - Don't Throw Screws (ft. Will)
Matt and Michael welcome a previous guest, freind and fan (probably) of the show, Will.    We begin with an apology from Michael, who brought Will in a week ago only to find that the mics weren't connected properly and an hour of content was lost forever...BUT ALAS WE RETURNED   Michael brings back an unanswered question from the previous episode, which was cut off by the rain on the roof, we ponder what life would be like if we all had independent usernames instead of regular names in real life to avoid confusion and Will spends the whole entire time throwing nails and screws, only for karma to kick in towards the end of the episode.    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==    Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:42
September 21, 2020
Episode 35 - Plugs, Wedgies & Rain
In today's episode, the duo chat about a hotel in Japan which has a room that only costs 1 US dollar a night with only one catch which isn't really a catch, Matt brings up dumb ways to die which leads Michael onto an interesting fact about British Plugs and Matt also brings up a swing story which triggers a painful memory of Michael's which he had thought he had forgotten about...   All of this is discussed before the rain kicked in, cutting off our final topic which will no doubt be revisited in the future...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==    Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:52
September 14, 2020
Episode 34 - Night Chickens
We begin the episode pondering whether or not Matt should have become a doctor, after seeing an example of how he repaired a broom in the shed. We also thank Mercedes Fox, who kindly composed our second series intro and transition stings (links down below to her work).   In the bizarre question of the day, we ask whether it is possible to snap an Owl's neck which is actually not as morbid as it sounds. Also Michael questions Matt on a story of his, where he tried to be an electrician at a very young age. Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw= Mercedes' Work  - www.urlfox.bandcamp.com  - (Twitter) https://twitter.com/URLFOX   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason*  - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord  - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel  - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:55
September 07, 2020
Episode 33 - Michael's Mars Dream
In our thirty third episode, Michael and Matt discuss a few more pointless things including another mention of Matt's makeshift earphone holder, a new idea for a cereal and Matt shares a surprising opinion on pants when asked for advice on how to stay cool in the sweltering heat of the British summer.   Michael shares a bizarre dream he had recently where he was, for some reason, an astronaut on the first manned mission to the red planet Mars...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders    Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw== Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
15:32
August 31, 2020
Episode 32 - The Bonbon Shortage
Carrying on from last episode, Matt gets round to talking about his week away to Wales, where he spent most of his time in a kayak. He also spent a long time queuing for a certain shop, with a list all prepared, and learned some disappointing news.   Matt also brings a fact he learnt about a well known company, who for a small amount of time, had the sixth largest army in the world... Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders    Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw== Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
17:15
August 24, 2020
Episode 31 - Overmorrow
Matt and Michael return to the shed for the first time in months to chat absolute nonsense of stories, facts, questions and more.   In today's episode, we cover some great news about the show, a little bit on Matt's work life and spend most of the time tackling a fly that keeps buzzing around Matt's curry.   In the main question of today, Michael asks Matt what the opposite of Today is, if Yesterday is the opposite of Tomorrow and vise versa, in the process, educating everyone on the word 'Overmorrow'.  Also Listen on; Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw== Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247
16:00
August 21, 2020