Real News with Donnie and Kim
By Donnie Taylor
Your hosts take on the news, science, life, and weird stories from around the world. The results are thoughtful, provocative, and fun.
There's no hidden agenda and no deep government ties here. Main stream media beware, these guys will call out #FakeNews when they see it. You can love them or hate them, but either way you want to hear what they say next!
Stay up to date on the world around you. Impress your friends with conversation starting opinions and juicy facts! Truly the best news!
There's no hidden agenda and no deep government ties here. Main stream media beware, these guys will call out #FakeNews when they see it. You can love them or hate them, but either way you want to hear what they say next!
Stay up to date on the world around you. Impress your friends with conversation starting opinions and juicy facts! Truly the best news!
Real News with Donnie and KimOct 19, 2018
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Episode 26 - Holy Roman Empire strikes again
Oct 10 2018: The boys talk holy roman empire and priests diddling.
Oct 19, 201801:08:50
Episode 25 - More Trouble in Little China
Aug 25 2018: Kim's Hawaii wedding gets delayed due to hurricane. The boys discuss Asia Argento's scandal coming to light in the wake of her allegations toward Harvey Weinstein. Also, farmers getting killed in South Africa.
Oct 19, 201858:60
Episode 24 - Sky King
Aug 17 2018: A regular civilian steals an airplane and goes on a joyride.
Oct 19, 201849:34
Episode 23 - Judgement Free Zone
the boys talk about the psychological benefits of getting it on and a naked dude at planet fitness.
Theme song by Chopz
soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Theme song by Chopz
soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Jul 25, 201801:00:22
Episode 22 - Podcast where I fart
Donnie and Kim return from hiatus with new technology. They discuss abusive teachers, fake cops, and other assorted topics ripped from the headlines (or the top of their heads)
Intro by DJ Chopz soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Intro by DJ Chopz soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Jun 10, 201836:17
Episode 21 - Parkland Pension
The boys talk about the good and bad of Chairman Mao, the Parkland shooting, and Stormy Daniels.
Intro by Chopz soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Intro by Chopz soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Jun 09, 201801:01:42
Episode 19 - Statute of limitations
Your hosts discuss the presidents recent comments on immigration. Also discussed: cryptocurrency, gender, education, economics, and rent control. Music by DJ Chopz
Jan 19, 201801:08:45
Episode 18 - Bacon is Overrated
Your hosts discuss Lady Gaga, the Pope, Chinese Rap, tanks, trucks, and bacon. Newsflash from Time magazine: humble brags make people not like you. The duo rant on outrage culture in America. Kim gets mad at people who put two bags in the overhead rack on airplanes. Intro music from DJ Chopz find him on soundcloud soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Jan 18, 201801:06:25
Episode 16 - Thrust Power Index (TPI)
Happy Thanksgiving! The hosts come back from their holiday break to talk about this week's best news. Top story is about a breakthrough in condom technology that can record your most intimate moments and share your Thrust Power Index (TPI) data with the world. In economic news, Home prices are 20% lower on streets that have silly names and the US Postal service has been altering delivery times of amazon packages. In lifestyle news, a church in Malibu, California has been asked to stop feeding the needy because it attracts homeless people to the neighborhood. The boys wrap up with a long tangent about marrying anime characters, Prince Harry's engagement, and Bitcoin's record setting high of $11,000. Theme music by DJ Chopz soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Dec 01, 201701:19:38
Episode 15 - Soiled underpants
The hosts discuss the latest science, celebrity, crime, and lifestyle news. P Diddy changes his name again. Missing the toilet when urinating can indicate higher risk for cancer. Burying your underwear can indicate if your soil is high quality or not. Judge buys criminals pizza so they stop masturbating in court. A Bank robber was caught after he stopped for an interview after robbing a bank. Fighter jets will use lasers as weapons starting in 2021. And Christmas music is bad for your mental health.
Nov 10, 201701:14:19
Episode 14 - Osama-san likes anime
Your hosts discuss the top stories in science, terror, and lifestyle this week. They discover that cities legalizing prostitution saw a decrease of sexual assault and rape by 30-40%, and lower incidence of drug crimes. Richard Branson and Bill Gates invest in lab grown meats to combat global warming. Heart surgery is more successful if done in the afternoon. Nagging moms mean better jobs and success for their daughters. France runs out of butter for croissants. Osama bin Laden's computer contained anime and pirated video games (nerd!). A man claims he killed 19 aliens with a samurai sword. In serious news, a terrorist in a truck kills 8 people in new york city. A Mississippi teenager dies playing Russian Roulette with his friends. Sharks gain international protection under a pact signed by 126 countries. Donna Brazile says DNC rigged the primary for Bernie Sanders. Theme music by DJ Chopz soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Nov 04, 201701:08:56
Episode 13 - NASA and Space X
The hosts bring back their science expert, Job, to talk about Science! NASA is in talks with Space X to start using the private company's reusable rocket on space missions. Google's new Machine Learning algorithm can reproduce itself. The algorithm can create other machine learning algorithms even better than its human creators wrote itself (spooky). Google brings internet to Puerto rico via internet enabled balloons. A man tries to catfish a woman by sending her pictures of a male model, but she ends up finding the real model and dating him. The quality of your marriage is correlated to the quality of your cardiovascular health. Japanese police catch a thief dressed as a ninja (of course!) only to discover he is a 74 year old man. Theme music by DJ Chopz soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Oct 27, 201701:20:29
Episode 12 - Coming to America
Donnie and Kim discuss a gentleman from Taiwan who received a live penis transplant in South Africa. The hosts also discuss some science articles including breast cancer, psychedelic mushrooms, and the difference between successful men and successful women. Also on this episode, a real life version of the "Coming to America" story -- a woman met a prince in a DC nightclub and married him to become a princess. In sports news, pole dancing is officially recognized by an international sports body and is eligible to be in the Olympics. Meanwhile, a curling team gets harassed by an airline employee who doesn't think curling is a sport.
Oct 21, 201701:16:01
Episode 11 - McDonalds Szechuan Sauce Fever
Our hosts discuss the latest World Cup news, including the elimination of the US and the Netherlands. Crowds swarmed McDonalds locations across the country on Saturday in hopes of getting a packet of Szechuan sauce, popularized by the very trendy TV show "Rick & Morty". JFK Assassination records are due to be released as of October 26th. Postal service workers in Puerto Rico are the new cell phones. Actor Terry Crews speaks out about his personal experience with sexual assault in Hollywood. The guys discuss wind farms. In weird news, a man in a shark costume was fined under anti-burka law in Austria and a reality TV star sells bottled water infused with his tears. Music provided by DJ Chopz https://soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Oct 13, 201701:24:12
Donnie and Kim - Episode 10 - Vegas shooting
After a mass shooting in Las Vegas, Nevada Donnie and Kim discuss the merits of gun control. They also discuss a CBS employee who posted something negative on Facebook about the victims. Should guns be legal at all? Is there a middle ground? Other countries who allow guns don't seem to have a problem with mass shootings like in America. How do we fix this?
Oct 05, 201756:32
Donnie and Kim - Episode 9 - Freedom of Speech
Your hosts rant about the NFL protests of the national anthem, New Orleans mayoral candidate caught masturbating in an Uber cab, and Saudi Arabia lets women drive! In science news, a sex robot is molested so bad it needs repairs, Showtime uses your web browser to mine bitcoin, and California considers banning cars that burn gasoline. DJ Chops does the intro / outro music. Check his soundcloud for more! soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Sep 29, 201701:21:51
Donnie and Kim - Episode 8 - $300 Million in Schmeckles
Science special! Our guest BJ makes an appearance. We talk about using crazy glue for injuries, China buying lab-grown meats, Amazon's bomb making algorithm, Artificial intelligence, and basic income. In other news, we cover bike share thieves in Baltimore, Australia sending refugees to the US, and Ohio state seminar that says only white people can be racist. Kim goes on a rant about Democrats judging people. Hero or Wanker of the week: CNN guest says he only believes in "First amendment and Boobs". Intro and Outro music by DJ Chopz: soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045 Check out more of BJ on the Time Traveler podcast on itunes: goo.gl/oqEqxV
Sep 23, 201701:15:32
Donnie and Kim - Episode 7 - Making it rain bitcoin
Your hosts discuss Ted Cruz "accidentally" liking a lewd tweet from a pornographic twitter account. Bitcoin is under attack in China, and the boys give a serious discussion about cryptocurrency. Ignorant anti-Mulsim lady interrupts rally for Sikh politician accusing him of ties to Muslim Brotherhood. Trump pulls a 180-degree turn on DACA and teams up with Democrats to save illegal immigrants. In science news, oysters are getting killer herpes! Kim rants about unnecessary outrage from the media. Should the media be telling us what we need to be outraged over? Music by DJ Chops soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Sep 15, 201701:12:07
Donnie and Kim - Episode 6 - Rock you like a Hurricane
Hurricane Harvey has harassed Houston and Irma is irritatingly inching along Florida. Meanwhile, our hosts discuss the end of DACA and whether it is morally wrong to deport the children of illegal immigrants. Hillary Clinton blames her presidential loss on everyone but herself in her new memoir, and Dennis Rodman is the last hope for peace on Earth. In lighter news, a man gets a permanent erection from a nose surgery gone wrong, nurses check out dead dongs, and a lady gets caught throwing poop out the window in the most embarrassing way. Join Donnie and Kim as they opine about these topics and more!
Sep 09, 201701:14:07
Donnie and Kim - Episode 5 - Labor Day
The hosts discuss cops, crime, culture, and current events. A pastor refuses the needy in the middle of a hurricane, old people inject themselves with teenage blood to stay young, and a lady makes a pet from a frog in her salad. Also, what is "white-washing" in movies? The new Lord of the Flies movie remake is being cast with all females, does it change the meaning of the story? Intro music by DJ Chopz. Check out his soundcloud at soundcloud.com/chopz-644290045
Sep 05, 201701:08:31
Donnie and Kim - Episode 4 - What did the national anthem do to you?
The hosts talk about a rally for a football player that takes a knee during the national anthem and McGregor vs Mayweather. Other topics include: Artificial Inteligence screens people for jobs, Short skirts get free drinks, and the Gambling Priest who downloads kiddie porn when he loses.
Aug 28, 201701:03:15
Donnie and KIm - Ep 3 Charlottesville
Your hosts discuss a lady overdosing on a plane, their differing opinions about Charlottesville, and what to do after a nuclear blast\ufeff. Also in this episode: A Syrian refugee proves he's a true patriot by trying to defraud ISIS, Applebees can't figure out millennials, and Kim introduces our new segment called "Hero or Wanker".
Aug 18, 201756:35
Donnie And Kim - Ep 2 Climbing to the Mountaintop
Hosts Donnie and Kim discuss discounts based on bra size, Canadians getting pepper sprayed, and social climbers
Aug 12, 201755:03
Pop The Trunk - Ep 1 - Men And Women
Our hosts talk about North Korea, the New York City Subways, and then move onto lighter stuff like the differences between Men and Women
Aug 05, 201741:46