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Don't Get Me Started

Don't Get Me Started

By Jeremy Walker and Alex Boughton

The rantiest, bantiest live show on the internet! Jeremy (@JezDoesWords) and Alex (@alexander_boughton) bring their brand of chat, improv, comedy and anger to Tuesday nights. Join in with the show live on Twitch and listen later in podcast form.
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Mooing and Pooing (Episode #71 - December 10th, 2021)

Don't Get Me StartedDec 11, 2021

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MAFS, Maths, Sport, Soapboc (Episode #136 - Sept 5th, 2023)

MAFS, Maths, Sport, Soapboc (Episode #136 - Sept 5th, 2023)

The Indian summer is in full swing and Jez is keeping a fly death count on this Don't Get Me Started. The heat has also made him a little delirious and he's dreaming of how he'd revolutionise English football with a series of mergers that will in absolutely no way offend anyone. Meanwhile, Alex gushes over his Married At First Sight obsession while getting on his soapboc about plurals.

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Sep 06, 202302:28:37
I'm Sorry You're Thick (Episode #135 - August 22nd, 2023)

I'm Sorry You're Thick (Episode #135 - August 22nd, 2023)

It's a hot, hot episode of Don't Get Me Started! With the windows open to help keep the technology cool (yes, that's a euphemism), Jez and Alex are attacked by a swarm of flies and it's super noisy on the streets of Folkestone. Also, opinions on the Barbie movie, animal based professional wrestlers and... Jez found porn in his attic?! Warning: Explicit content from the outset. This is comedy, don't take it too seriously. ==========

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Aug 23, 202301:57:32
Church to Mouth (Episode #134 - August 8th, 2023)

Church to Mouth (Episode #134 - August 8th, 2023)

It's another episode of Don't Get Me Started that would be best missed by Alex's dad as he channels his catholic past to revolutionise communion for the 21st century. Revolutionise? Revolt? It's definitely one of those...

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Aug 09, 202302:07:03
Ruh Roh, The Dog is Gone (Episode #133 - August 4th, 2023)

Ruh Roh, The Dog is Gone (Episode #133 - August 4th, 2023)

It's a Friday night, summer edition of Don't Get Me Started... or it least it would be if the weather wasn't so shit. On this episode, Alex gives advice to a man whose girlfriend got miffed his GTA strip club visits, we put anti-technology Karens in the sea and we decide whether a mother getting her daughter to pay her mortgage is an asshole, or not.

Oh, and it's Alex's birthday, or something.

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Aug 05, 202302:15:50
Heathcliff (Episode #132 - July 25th, 2023)

Heathcliff (Episode #132 - July 25th, 2023)

Oh boy do we get started on this episode of Don't Get Me Started. It seems we found all of Alex's triggers in one foul swoop and, holy shizzmatiz, was it glorious. A truly unmissable edition of DGMS. Warning: Explicit content from the outset. This is comedy, don't take it too seriously.

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Jul 26, 202302:10:54
Good Segment (Episode #131 - July 18th, 2023)

Good Segment (Episode #131 - July 18th, 2023)

Back from illness, Wimbledon and other adventures, Alex and Jez return to your screens with all the good segments. Well, some of the good segments... it's only a two hour show.

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Jul 19, 202301:55:41
The Mother of All AITAs (Episode #130 - July 4th, 2023)

The Mother of All AITAs (Episode #130 - July 4th, 2023)

One hundred and thirty episodes in, Don't Get Me Started blasts back onto your screens once again with a very ranty episode of shouting at seagulls, putting things in the sea and we have the mother of all Am I The Assh*les for you. Strap in, this is good!

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Jul 05, 202302:31:25
Let's Read Out Their Bullshit (Episode #129 - June 27th, 2023)

Let's Read Out Their Bullshit (Episode #129 - June 27th, 2023)

It's another DGMS one a warm June evening! Alex is in shorts and Jez' face is red... with heat. Will it be red with rage by the end of the night? Tune in to Don't Get Me Started for all the deets.

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Jun 28, 202302:09:21
Absolute Bedlam (Episode #128 - June 13th, 2023)

Absolute Bedlam (Episode #128 - June 13th, 2023)

Joining Alex and Jez on the sofa this week is special guest, Ben, from the Absolute Bedlam podcast. A long time viewer of DGMS, Ben has come armed with several items to be put in the sea as well as favourite segments from his own show. It's not to be missed, join in the fun!

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Jun 14, 202302:19:12
Everyone's An Asshole (Episode #127 - June 6th, 2023)

Everyone's An Asshole (Episode #127 - June 6th, 2023)

Still tired from the 24 hour stream, Jez and Alex return to the sofa for a rather more chilled episode of Don't Get Me Started. It's good to be back!

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Jun 07, 202301:51:49
DGMS 24 9am to 12pm (Episode #126, Part 8 - May 28th, 2023)

DGMS 24 9am to 12pm (Episode #126, Part 8 - May 28th, 2023)

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May 29, 202302:57:37
DGMS 24 6am-9am (Episode #126, Part 7 - May 28th, 2023)

DGMS 24 6am-9am (Episode #126, Part 7 - May 28th, 2023)

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May 29, 202302:53:41
DGMS 24 12am-6am (Episode #126, Parts 5 & 6 - May 28th, 2023)

DGMS 24 12am-6am (Episode #126, Parts 5 & 6 - May 28th, 2023)

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May 29, 202302:59:41
DGMS 24 9pm-12am (Episode #126, Part 4 - May 27th, 2023)

DGMS 24 9pm-12am (Episode #126, Part 4 - May 27th, 2023)

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May 28, 202302:31:25
DGMS 24 6pm-9pm (Episode #126, Part 3 - May 27th, 2023)

DGMS 24 6pm-9pm (Episode #126, Part 3 - May 27th, 2023)

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May 28, 202303:19:22
DGMS 24 3pm-6pm (Episode #126, Part 2 - May 27th, 2023)

DGMS 24 3pm-6pm (Episode #126, Part 2 - May 27th, 2023)

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May 28, 202302:55:30
DGMS 24 12pm-3pm (Episode #126, Part 1 - May 27th, 2023)

DGMS 24 12pm-3pm (Episode #126, Part 1 - May 27th, 2023)

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May 28, 202302:52:02
Oh Yeah! Diggit! (Episode #125 - May 9th, 2023)

Oh Yeah! Diggit! (Episode #125 - May 9th, 2023)

It's an off the wall episode of Don't Get Me Started! We're barrelling towards our 24 hour stream with all the rants and bants you're used to, including video game character's random outbursts, terrible wedding DJs, probably fake TIFUs and a lot of hate for girls who call their boyfriends "daddy."

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May 12, 202301:56:37
God is Great (Episode #124 - May 2nd, 2023)

God is Great (Episode #124 - May 2nd, 2023)

No, we haven't gone all religious on this edition of Don't Get Me Started. Alex has been encouraged to check out some content by his Dad that presents a little bit like a YouTube video? Wait to the end to find two Am I the Assh*les!

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May 03, 202302:06:46
Bring Me The E-Scooters (Episode #123 - April 25th, 2023)

Bring Me The E-Scooters (Episode #123 - April 25th, 2023)

Jeremy is all in on E-Scooters. This can't possibly go wrong, right? Join the gents on the sofa for another live DGMS!

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Apr 26, 202302:04:20
Lobsters Are Actually Very Slutty (Episode #122 - April 18th, 2023)

Lobsters Are Actually Very Slutty (Episode #122 - April 18th, 2023)

It's another Tuesday night edition of Don't Get Me Started, coming your way in glorious 4K! Take a journey with us to the samurai wielding wild west of Belgium in Going Viral, the story of how one lady got athletes crotch, and... she's his lobster... and his... and his...

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Apr 19, 202301:51:26
Naked Goku Rocking the Guitar (Episode #121 - April 11th, 2023)

Naked Goku Rocking the Guitar (Episode #121 - April 11th, 2023)

Have you ever dreamed of wooing a mate buck naked and dressed as Goku? This is the show for you.

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Apr 12, 202302:33:06
Pontius, Jesus' Pilot (Episode #120 - April 4th, 2023)

Pontius, Jesus' Pilot (Episode #120 - April 4th, 2023)

The rant be with you. Join Alex and Jez on the sofa for what became a very religious edition of Don't Get Me Started. Don't worry, we're not preaching. Well, except about...

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Apr 05, 202302:20:16
Pickle Lane Toy Car (Episode #119 - March 28th, 2023)

Pickle Lane Toy Car (Episode #119 - March 28th, 2023)

Today, the stings and cool stuff is broken. I blame toy cars, myself. Join Jez and Alex on the sofa for another two hours of rants, bants and sting renditions on Don't Get Me Started!

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Mar 29, 202302:22:27
The 4K-ening (Episode #118 - March 21st, 2023)

The 4K-ening (Episode #118 - March 21st, 2023)

Don't Get Me Started is live in 4K and in true DGMS fashion, it kinda worked. Join is as we explore more creative writing in Today I F****d Up, we chat about a couple of things we want to do in the future, lament about how Alex can't get a Greggs coffee, Jez drops some facts about onions and, of course, more judgments in Am I The Asshole. It's live, it's 4K, it's... did we mention it's in 4K?

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Mar 22, 202302:16:29
Dadiators (Episode #117 - March 14th, 2023)

Dadiators (Episode #117 - March 14th, 2023)

Tonight on Don't Get Me Started: Jez hates Cher, at least THREE THINGS, plus some other stuff. Tune in, relax and enjoy this, the 117th edition of ranty, banty, daditorial goodness.

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Mar 15, 202302:22:00
Straight Outta Bedford (Episode #116 - March 7th, 2023)

Straight Outta Bedford (Episode #116 - March 7th, 2023)

Alex continues to travel the world and after his recent exotic trip to Singapore, this weekend took him to another exotic location... Bedford. Yes, it was as exciting as it sounds. Come hear the tales from the land of a thousand Shoe Zones, a land of clangers, Paula Radcliffe ̶p̶i̶s̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ running and idk, beds? Also, Jez has a new door but, obviously, there's a Shedstore like problem with it and so Alex feeds him tiny jellies to make him feel better.

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Mar 08, 202302:31:56
Help! She Buried My Beans! (Episode #115 - February 28th, 2023)

Help! She Buried My Beans! (Episode #115 - February 28th, 2023)

After a brief hiatus because Alex pissed off to Singapore, we are back! Bearing gifts and stories of being arrested for chewing gum, probably, join Jez and Alex on the sofa for the 115th edition of the rantiest, bantiest, Singaporiest live show on the internet.

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Mar 01, 202302:37:15
Done in 2 Hours (Episode #114 - February 7th, 2023

Done in 2 Hours (Episode #114 - February 7th, 2023

The mission? Complete an episode of Don't Get Me Started in under two hours. Did we do it? Spoilers, but yes. Warning: Explicit content from the outset. This is comedy, don't take it too seriously.

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Feb 08, 202302:00:03
Coming For Your Fridge (Episode #113 - January 31st, 2023)

Coming For Your Fridge (Episode #113 - January 31st, 2023)

Never before have two men made more content from the contents of your fridge. Nothing is off limits... ketchup in the fridge, eggs that might be brown or white depending on where you're from, and we even found some people who f***ed up and some asshole in there, too, as is the tradition.

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Feb 01, 202302:39:59
Super Excessive Cushions (Episode #112 - January 17th, 2023)

Super Excessive Cushions (Episode #112 - January 17th, 2023)

To kick things off, we try to descripte our best slang for being drunk to Americans, before moving on to putting some truly rage inducing stuff in the sea and rounding it all our with some Am I The Asshole. Yeah, sounds good to us too. Tune in to the show the kids are calling #DGMS.

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Jan 18, 202302:24:18
Paedipus Complex (Episode 111 - January 10th, 2023)

Paedipus Complex (Episode 111 - January 10th, 2023)

It's another Don't Get Me Started coming at your faceholes AND your earholes... maybe even some other holes, too. On today's episode, we revisit some weird af comments from TikTok, discuss some Controversial Opinions and generally get down like Snoop. Join Jez and Alex on the sofas for all the hilarity.

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Jan 11, 202302:16:10
Here Cums The Walrus (Episode #110 - January 3rd, 2023)

Here Cums The Walrus (Episode #110 - January 3rd, 2023)

Back for a new year of ranting, banting and chunking up content for TikTok. On this episode of Don't Get Me Started, we discuss our own fame in Going Viral before segueing clumsily into the story of a masturbating walrus. It's not suitable for work but it is funny. 

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Jan 04, 202302:57:16
Le Tits Now (Episode #109 - December 20th, 2022)

Le Tits Now (Episode #109 - December 20th, 2022)

In our final foray before the festivus (hooray for alliteration!), Jez and Alex bring you one last session of rants and bants before the big guy comes. Today, we play a christmassy game of Drinkety Drink, put some things in the sea so they don't make it to new year and discuss all the eff ups and assholes we can find. Tune in, it's fun!

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Dec 21, 202202:40:34
Cucked By God (Episode #108 - December 13th, 2022)

Cucked By God (Episode #108 - December 13th, 2022)

Don't Get Me Started rolls towards the festivus with more ranting, banting and present unwrapping. As always, we take your haps and naps in This is Happening, discuss Elf on the Shelf alternatives in Going Viral and answer the question on every Christian's lips... was Joseph cucked by God?

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Dec 14, 202202:31:04
Die Hard is a Christmas Movie (Episode #107 - December 6th, 2022)

Die Hard is a Christmas Movie (Episode #107 - December 6th, 2022)

On this edition of Don't Get Me Started, Jez auditions as a human foley artists while Alex ponders why the Transformers never used the Nissan Note as a basis. We also start to get festive as we discuss Christmas decorations, music, food and movies - with raucous discussion as to whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie or not...

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Dec 07, 202202:55:04
Giant Japanese Wotsit Crisp Thing (Episode #106 - November 29th, 2022)

Giant Japanese Wotsit Crisp Thing (Episode #106 - November 29th, 2022)

The gifts are already flying on Don't Get Me Started and it's not even Christmas! We do, however, get the bottom of when it is the appropriate time to put up your Christmas tree - you simply MUST know the answer. Also, Alex has bought a gift for himself and Jez isn't happy about it.

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Nov 30, 202202:20:42
Such Good Brap (Episode #105 - November 22nd, 2022)

Such Good Brap (Episode #105 - November 22nd, 2022)

Back from Munich and ready to rant! Kinda... Riding high on good vibes  and memories of Bratwurst and Sauerkraut, Jez and Alex do their best to  get started but mainly just confuse each other.

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Nov 23, 202202:48:49
Awkward, Hard and Irritating (Episode #104 - November 1st, 2022)

Awkward, Hard and Irritating (Episode #104 - November 1st, 2022)

As we prepare for the big move to the bespoke DGMS channel on Twitch, we go a bit story mad! Join us for such anecdotes as the kind man who would dramatically give Jez pound coins from his coin roll, fantasy football woes, racist dads and dads whose sons love our show! Pull up a chair and enjoy the randomness!

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Nov 02, 202202:33:57
This is Brappening (Episode #103 - October 25th, 2022)

This is Brappening (Episode #103 - October 25th, 2022)

It's all gone a bit gangster on this week's Don't Get Me Started as Jez reveals a... unique ability. We also get talking about Alan Shearer, for some reason.

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Oct 26, 202202:40:02
Libated Sufficient That Your Urine is Clear (Episode #102 - October 18th, 2022)

Libated Sufficient That Your Urine is Clear (Episode #102 - October 18th, 2022)

Today on DGMS, we discuss the possibility of a breakfast show but concede that we probably don't get up early enough. We also create our own Australian slang and a brand new segment! A very random but hilarious episode.

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Oct 19, 202202:36:41
There Will Be No Further Pfft (Episode #101 - October 11th, 2022)

There Will Be No Further Pfft (Episode #101 - October 11th, 2022)

Riding high from a triumphant DGMS 100 in front of a live audience, Jez and Alex returned to the sofa of Boughton Towers to bring you the 101st episode of Don't Get Me Started (because that's how numbers work). In classic DGMS fashion, the star of the show was missing. That's right, the iconic pfft static transition was M.I.A. - probably still drunk from 100. Still, we persevered...

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Oct 12, 202202:09:58
DGMS100: Live from Kipps Alehouse (Episode #100 - September 30th, 2022)

DGMS100: Live from Kipps Alehouse (Episode #100 - September 30th, 2022)

The show we've all been waiting for has finally arived! Live on location  and in front of a raucous audience from Kipps Alehouse in Folkestone,  Kent, UK, Don't Get Me Started celebrates 100 episodes of ranting,  bantering, asshole classifying, eff up making and yeeting terrible  things in the sea. It's been a hell of a ride... and we're just getting  started.

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Oct 01, 202202:14:52
Stupid Homeless Banter (Episode #99 - Sept 23rd, 2022)

Stupid Homeless Banter (Episode #99 - Sept 23rd, 2022)

Prepare your jaunty trumpets, it's the final countdown, it's Don't Get Me Started #99! For those that can math, that's one away from #DGMS100... very exciting. 

Join us as we throw back to something from our very first episode, throw some TV related things in the sea and tackle the homeless.

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Sep 24, 202202:29:21
F***... I'm Gonna Evolve (Episode #98 - September 16th, 2022)

F***... I'm Gonna Evolve (Episode #98 - September 16th, 2022)

#DGMS100 is so close, we can almost taste it... it tastes like beans and shed felt...

Tonight, though, Don't Get Me Started #98 emanates from Chez Jez with all the rants and bants you can eat.

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Sep 17, 202202:11:54
Some Pwingies For The Room (Episode #97 - September 9th, 2022)

Some Pwingies For The Room (Episode #97 - September 9th, 2022)

Broadcasting from Chatting House, we have a super improv-ey episode of Don't Get Me Started for you. Guaranteed to amuse, entertain and probably disgust, join Alex and Jez for the 97th installment of the ranty, banty live show!

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Sep 10, 202202:08:55
We're Back... in the 80s (Episode #96 - August 31st, 2022)

We're Back... in the 80s (Episode #96 - August 31st, 2022)

Don't Get Me Started returns from it's summer break and is now firmly on  the Road to DGMS 100! Join Jez and Alex on the sofas at Chez Jez for a  trip back to the 80s, apparently?

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Sep 01, 202202:17:00
Dog, Get Me Cocktailed (Episode #95 - July 29th, 2022)

Dog, Get Me Cocktailed (Episode #95 - July 29th, 2022)

The scene is set... Don't Get Me Started comes to you live with the fifth offering of Don't Get Me Cocktailed! Join Jez and Alex where we shall entertain you while libating. The theme of this cocktail session is... dogs. Surely Jez will have many a positive thing to say about that.

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Jul 30, 202202:58:29
Who Let The Dogs Out [Of The Sea] (Episode #94 - July 22nd, 2022)

Who Let The Dogs Out [Of The Sea] (Episode #94 - July 22nd, 2022)

*cough* Don't Get Us Remotely Started tonight as the gents broadcast live from their own homes. Jez has been unwell for weeks and Alex doesn't want any part of that! Still, we crack on with, this, the 94th offering of your favourite ranty, banty live show and all the assholes, eff ups, and things in the sea you'd expect.  

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Jul 23, 202202:36:47
I Want Not To Believe (Episode #93 - July 6th, 2022)

I Want Not To Believe (Episode #93 - July 6th, 2022)

Don't Get Me Started is Wednesday this week, live from Chatting House, with a midweek dose of rants (from Alex), bants (from both) and underpants (from the gnomes). Join us on the sofa as we discuss aliens, assholes and the usual miscellanea.

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Jul 07, 202202:13:03