The Dorkgasm Podcast
By Dorkgasm Productions
Rob, Krispy, and Kyle record a monthly podcast with the occasional friend to chat about their most recent nerdy passions... or whatever else Rob is annoyed with. Let your dork flag fly high! @dorkgasmpodcast on Twitter.
Season 3: Episode 4 – Doom Beneath the Dryer!
Are we really surprised the comic book character Rob identifies most with is an ego-maniacal villain like Dr. Doom? No. Not really. It’s pretty much on-brand for him. But unlike Rob, our guest for this episode is an absolute delight. The charming Kintinue joins us once more as we geek out about Umbrella Academy, the upcoming lineup of superhero films, and games inspired by HP Lovecraft. Kintinue is a voice actor, event host, and partnered Twitch broadcaster who streams six times a week at twitch.tv/kintinue. And although we are unable to enforce it, you should totally follow her as @Kintinue on Twitter.
March 07, 2019
Season 3: Episode 3 – No Say Can You “C”
Let’s just start off by saying that Rob has a very unique political platform he intends to run on in 2020. I can’t honestly say he’s in touch with the issues that concern most Americans but at least he’s passionate about something. We’re not exactly sure what that something is yet, but there’s still time to iron out the details. And let’s face it – your other options could be much worse. For this episode, we were joined by the incomparable RockerAngel (@TheRockerAngel). She was a guest so nice, we had to have her back twice.
February 07, 2019
Season 3: Episode 2 – Sirens of Space Time
It’s a very merry episode of the Dorkgasm Podcast because our special guest is TheRockerAngel (aka Jodi). Rocker is a Creative/Talk Show broadcaster on Twitch and you should do yourself a favor and follow her at twitch.tv/therockerangel and on the twitters as @TheRockerAngel We chat about our favorite Christmas traditions and movies to watch (Die Hard IS a Christmas movie, damn it!), our top Dorkgasms of 2019, and wrestlers who have become movie stars. This is top tier entertainment, people! We promise you won’t be disappointed. I also nailed the audio on this one…so there’s that too. Audio Player
January 30, 2019
Season 3: Episode 1 – A Homecoming
It’s hard to believe that it’s been two whole years since we last recorded an episode of the Dorkgasm podcast. Well, okay, it’s not THAT hard to believe given the large gaps of time between our recordings before – but this is certainly a new record of procrastination. We’re covering this embarrassing fact up by labeling this episode the start of a new season while acting like nothing is amiss. The good news for you, dear listener, is that we have new graphics, an updated website, and even more ways to enjoy the podcast! All podcast episodes are now also recorded live on twitch.tv/wildyaks and can now be listened to on Google Podcast! In this episode, we hit the ground running. Rob is excited to finally talk about video games like Spiderman and Minecraft. Krispy rants about Fallout 76 for a bit and then we wrap it all up by gushing over some Netflix shows.
January 30, 2019
Episode 45: Ficti-phobia w/ Miss Brie
On our last episode of Season 2, Rob disappeared and left the patients to run the insane asylum. We made due by interviewing the delightful Miss Brie, who you can watch on Twitch at twitch.tv/missbrie2 for some fun in the Danger Zone. We also discussed recent television shows, like the Walking Dead, and played a wonderful game I prepared about real versus fake phobias.
January 30, 2019
Episode 44: Rob Rants
Justin actually named this episode while it was being recorded. Rob kicks it off with a rant about Crytal Pepsi, freestyle soda machines, gas stations, and movie productions being filmed in his work breakroom. We eventually get back on track with our disappointments in regards to Suicide Squad. Also on the docket: superhero television shows and we take questions from a live Twitch audience. Speaking of which, all our episodes are now recorded live at twitch.tv/wildyaks – so don’t miss out and make sure you tune in!
January 30, 2019
Episode 43: Bahman v. Stuperman: Dumb of Justice
Better late than never, right? Hi, I’m Krispy and I’m posting these “Lost Episodes” of the Dorkgasm Podcast from Season 2. Our special guest for this episode was my nerdy Neighbor Joe! You can find him on twitter as @JosephDitzel and he also blogs regularly at joeditzelprojectblog.wordpress.com – so make sure to check that out! On this rare occasion, all the other hosts managed to make this recording and we mainly griped about the abomination that was Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. We also talked comics, television, and Overwatch.
January 30, 2019
Episode 42: The Podcast at the End of the Universe
Somehow we’ve made it this far. No Justin this week, but Rob actually pays attention and contributes, so that more than makes up for it. So what do we talk about? Not Batman v Superman, because we recorded this a couple days before it came out. I think we talked about stuff Rob liked and […]
March 27, 2016
Episode 41: Tonight… You!
We’re back from our traditional four month long holiday break. Kintinue is back with us for the fourth time, which is pretty amazing. We even live streamed recording the show, so there’s some audience interaction, which was pretty cool. And Rob managed to totally forget everything he was excited about. So here they are, in […]
February 11, 2016
Episode 40: Grognak for President 2280
Kyle is sick and doesn’t talk much here, so that’s good. As for the bad, Kyle does talk some. Also, Rob made a joke that wasn’t funny and in a rare display of empathy, made him feel bad almost as soon as he told it. The joke was in reference to Kripsy and this week’s […]
November 23, 2015
Episode 39: Kintinue says, “Dammit, Kyle!”
Episode 39? Where the hell is episode 38? Vanished into thin air, my friends. But really, Krispy’s software totally shit the bed and lost it. But that’s cool because that just means we have our very first two time guest, Kintinue. Well, two times as far as we’re concerned. As far as you’re concerned, this […]
September 29, 2015
Episode 37: Piper’s Pit of Collectibles
So, here’s a spoiler warning. In this podcast, Rob spoils the ending to the 1988 movie, They Live. But let’s get real here for a minute. If you haven’t seen They Live yet, then what the hell are you doing listening to this podcast instead of watching it right the fuck now? Seriously, go watch […]
August 31, 2015
Episode 36: My Heart Will Go On
To be honest, I thought I’d already posted this. Oops. Well, you didn’t miss much, mostly because our guest this week is Harry, a goddamn Canadian. If you’re interested in such things, you can check out his Youtube channel here.
July 01, 2015
Episode 35: Twofer
What? Two episodes posted in one day? Yep. I kind of forgot that Krispy got the last one ready to publish. Oops. This week we have no Justin, but we do have a special guest named Jesse from the Undead Domain Youtube channel. We talk about games, movies, the Undead Domain Youtube channel and how […]
June 01, 2015
Episode 34: The Red Room
Fucking Kyle. He’s the reason we named the episode “the Red Room”. That’s pretty much all I have to say about that. And yes, it certainly does feel like we’ve done 134 of these. Also, in case you didn’t pick up on it, Rob really didn’t care for Furious 7.
June 01, 2015
Episode 33: Cities Sky Lime Pie
I said on the podcast and I’ll say it again: Cities Skylines is everything that SimCity 2013 wasn’t. Tell you what. Stop reading this and just go buy the game if you’ve ever had any interest in a city builder game. Then, start playing and listen to the podcast while you’re doing that. To be […]
April 18, 2015
Episode 32: Millenium hand and shrimp
I took the news of Terry Pratchett’s death pretty hard. I’ve read all the Discworld books multiple times, which is something I suggest you all do. The first couple start out as just straight up parodies of fantasy novels, but at around the third book the series takes off into it’s own direction. I (semi) […]
March 20, 2015
Episode 31: Good Eats Is For Kids
Another day, another episode. For reasons I can’t quite figure out, Netflix seems to think that kids between the ages of 8 and 10 would be interested in watching Good Eats. I don’t know, maybe they are. I remember watching Yan Can Cook when I was a kid, but that was more for Martin Yan’s […]
December 03, 2014
Episode 30: World Class Fad
It took Krispy some extra time to get this edited and then it took me even longer to post it here. Due to the time delay and the fact that my memory lasts about 72 hours, I have no idea what we talk about in this show. I do know that the whole gang is […]
October 23, 2014
Episode 29: Bangarang
Krispy picked the name for this episode, in honor of Robin Williams. I liked Hook and all, but for me (Rob), that isn’t the role that I most identify with him. When I was very, very young Mork & Mindy was on and I fucking loved that show. I even had the rainbow suspenders. But […]
August 20, 2014
Episode 28: Stupid Sexy Flanders
No Justin this week, so expect lots of jokes at his expense. Or maybe just not very much horror movie talk. Instead, you get to listen to Rob talk about seeing Marvel Universe Live. And other stuff gets discussed, too. Like video game stuff.
July 17, 2014
Episode 27: Blockheads
In this episode, the rarest of rare events occurs: Rob admits he may have been slightly mistaken. Possibly. The gang’s all here as we talk about games, movies, tv shows, and why the XBox One’s Kinect is super duper awesome.
June 28, 2014
Episode 26: Everything is awesome!
Turns out I lied in this episode. I told Krispy and Justin that I hadn’t watched the latest (at the time) episode of Arrow. Apparently I had. I just thought there had been another episode since then. So there’s the official retraction for the week. Other than that, we talk about the usual stuff. So […]
May 11, 2014
Episode 25: Placeholder
No, I didn’t forget to add a title to this show. I want to clarify something here. I (Rob) mention being sick the day before as a reason I was behind in a couple of tv shows. Krispy and Justin thought that wasn’t a valid excuse. So, just to be clear, this wasn’t a lay […]
April 08, 2014
Episode 24: Meowmeowbeenz
How’s this for some quick turnaround? We recorded this last night and here it is for your listening enjoyment. So no more listening to us talk about shit that happened three weeks ago. This is fresh, baby!
March 09, 2014
Episode 23: Blame Lord Grantham
Seriously, he’s the worst. Even worse than Kyle. If you’ve proven time and time again that you’re terrible at something, maybe continuing to act like you’re awesome at that thing isn’t a good idea. Grantham is just lucky he lives when he does. Since he’s: A peer A man Rich (at least in land if […]
February 17, 2014
Episode 22: Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Don’t let the title worry you, we’re not gonna get all date rapey in this episode. There’s nothing in that drink and frankly, I think we’d all be better off if we called it a night and went home to our respective beds. But before we do that, let’s give a listen to the latest show! […]
December 24, 2013
Episode 21: Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner
A brand new show with the same crappy co-hosts. Luckily your host is awesome enough to make up for their slack. Come listen to our thoughts on the new season of dorktastic television. Stay for our in depth analysis of whatever video game Kyle mentions. Surprisingly, and probably disappointingly, there’s very little GTA 5 talk. […]
October 25, 2013
Episode 20: Dorkgasms Are Forever
Well, we finally hit episode 20. Unless you count the original podcast, which means we hit 20 a while back. What do we talk about? So may things. So many, I can’t begin to list them all. So just listen already.
September 20, 2013
Episode 19: The Quickening
In an excellent bit of timing, I post the show where I talk about the Time-Warner/CBS thing right after it gets resolved. Go me. It would have been a timely discussion but there was a bit of a missed text that the audio files were ready for editing. Go me again.
September 06, 2013
Episode 18: Tales From the Past
Remember how I said last time that we’d get a new show up soon to make up for that short one? Yeah, funny how things work out. But we make it up to you this time by bringing you a Kyle-free episode! We should also be back on iTunes now that Krispy has made us […]
July 25, 2013
Episode 17: Klondike Bar
We’re back with a shorter than normal episode. What that mostly means is Krispy only gets to talk about a dozen shows instead of his normal 50. And this episode marks the occasion I finally turn on Krispy and attack him like he’s Kyle 2.0. Remember how I said this was a shorter show? I […]
June 14, 2013