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FPL Toilet

FPL Toilet

By Doug Jones

Welcome to FPL Toilet.
Have a seat and listen to FPL thoughts from the lesser-spotted maverick point of view. Stick it to the dullards and become a fan favourite in your minileagues. Enjoy *FLUSH*
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Episode 16 - Wham bam thankyou RAM

FPL ToiletNov 09, 2018

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Episode 21 - Klopportunity or Trapattoni?

Episode 21 - Klopportunity or Trapattoni?

Mourinho gets the boot the week Utd embark on a kind run of fixtures. But who will Ole pick and will they start partying like it's 1999?
Dec 20, 201828:14
Episode 20 - Dilly Digne dilly dong

Episode 20 - Dilly Digne dilly dong

Salah goes huge as Steve Cook goes drunk. A controversial week as a captain poll decides the armband & a self-proclaimed maverick goes off brand.
Dec 11, 201833:14
Episode 19 - Cédric Scoares

Episode 19 - Cédric Scoares

After 5 years, or 62 months, or 1890 days, or 45,360 hours, or 2,721,600 minutes, Cedric finally scores a league goal.
Dec 04, 201823:15
Episode 18 - Apple decider, Vinagre?

Episode 18 - Apple decider, Vinagre?

Jonny's untimely injury throws a spanner in the works. Is a straight-swap a dull trap or a smart switch?
Nov 20, 201822:43
Episode 17 - Laid Löwe

Episode 17 - Laid Löwe

Injuries all over the shop in gw12 but just how many are phantom international injuries?
Nov 13, 201819:05
Episode 16 - Wham bam thankyou RAM

Episode 16 - Wham bam thankyou RAM

A few top-ups to Tuesday's village famous episode
Nov 09, 201818:56
Episode 15 - When Foyth gives you lemons...

Episode 15 - When Foyth gives you lemons...

When Poch decides to give a novice his Premier League debut just make sure you at least bought Arnautovic.
Nov 06, 201823:31
Episode 14 - RIP

Episode 14 - RIP

Tragic scenes at Leicester cast a shadow over the whole gameweek, but the show must go on.
Oct 30, 201832:02
Episode 13 - Bouncebackspasmability

Episode 13 - Bouncebackspasmability

Mesut's Monday night magic turns red arrow water into green arrow wine.
Oct 24, 201822:53
Episode 12 - Dødgy Stéreotypes

Episode 12 - Dødgy Stéreotypes

Just why are Nordic managers so good at FPL? Are age and/or maturity an asset?
Oct 19, 201825:36
Episode 11 - Back spasms and Hazard chasms

Episode 11 - Back spasms and Hazard chasms

You can only ignore the template for so long as Chelsea's Belgian merckx non owners once again.
Oct 10, 201820:60
Episode 10 - Wes Morgan?!?

Episode 10 - Wes Morgan?!?

Scared to bench a 4mil defender, what is going on? Some brain-farts to top-up Tuesday's episode.
Oct 03, 201814:50
Episode 9 - Nothing rotten about Jonny

Episode 9 - Nothing rotten about Jonny

a last-ditch tackle of a wildcard rescues what would have been a dirty gameweek.
Oct 02, 201829:06
Episode 8 - Aaron the Baron

Episode 8 - Aaron the Baron

Kane is back on the radar, but is it a trap?
Sep 25, 201830:57
FPL Toilet Episode 7 - Fraser Burns

FPL Toilet Episode 7 - Fraser Burns

20+ points thrown down the toilet thanks to yellow flags and big ownerships. Is life with differential tourettes all its cracked-up to be?
Sep 18, 201823:54
FPL Toilet Episode 6 - Blisters & Soares

FPL Toilet Episode 6 - Blisters & Soares

A look at which slow-starters can help rock the growing template.
*Disclaimer* contains some Rory McGrath level humour
Sep 05, 201852:30
FPL Toilet Episode 5 - Tomkins' calf is having a laugh

FPL Toilet Episode 5 - Tomkins' calf is having a laugh

Latest episode of FPL Toilet
Aug 29, 201821:49
FPL Toilet Episode 4 - A Noble exit

FPL Toilet Episode 4 - A Noble exit

Aug 21, 201823:59
FPL Toilet Episode 3 - Nadir Belhadj

FPL Toilet Episode 3 - Nadir Belhadj

Aug 14, 201819:22
FPL Toilet Episode 2 - Luke Shaw

FPL Toilet Episode 2 - Luke Shaw

Aug 13, 201826:10
FPL Toilet Episode 1 - Paolo Da Silva.

FPL Toilet Episode 1 - Paolo Da Silva.

Aug 10, 201815:48