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Draw Two Cards

By Draw Two Cards
Yu-Gi-Oh! watchalong, run by two hilarious nerds who know absolutely nothing about card games. Find us on Twitter @podcastofgreed!
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[050 - 097] 22: Season 2 Retrospective
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 050 - 097] The end of Season 2 is here! Help us send off the second season of this show by indulging our delight in what these episodes have done best, what they've done worst, what we really hope they'll get around to fixing one of these days, and more! 
01:24:29
July 21, 2021
[095 - 097] 21: Instant Freezy Ramen Blast
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 095 - 097] Are you hungry? You better be! This episode is serving up a fresh plate of Ancient Egyptian Ramen Lasers, as well as flashbacks, new powers, and a whole lot of soul magic.
01:28:16
May 28, 2021
[090 - 094] 20: Punctual Puncturing
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 090 - 094] In this episode, we take being on time very seriously. Not even revenge murder can interrupt our very important conversation topics, including a lot of card games, all of the missed opportunities in character conflicts, and complaining that the dub makes everything bad again.
01:51:02
May 03, 2021
[086 - 089] 19: Foe-Shattering Foreshadowing
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 086 - 089] Sit down with your siblings for this one! This episode features sibling rivalry, but instead of pitting one against the other, we pit one pair of siblings against each other. Featuring Joey and a Very Real Marik, this episode has a lot of flashbacks, a lot of stolen imagery from ancient Egypt, and foreshadowing several years in the making. 
01:31:30
March 30, 2021
[082 - 085] 18: A Lotto High Stakes
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 082 - 085] Have you ever played the lottery only to win a card game with your Fated Enemy? Here on Draw Two Cards thats ALL that happens! Tune in for Bakura giving away his and Marik's entire plan in the first 2 minutes of a duel, Kaiba thirsting after the God Cards (again), and worryingly few rules concerning the health of the duelists while they duel it out 4000 feet in the air on a blimp.
01:40:01
January 28, 2021
[079 - 081] 17: Inflated Blimps and Egos (Zeugma)
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 079 - 081] This episode contains NON-STOP ACTION! We have a duel in a GRAVEYARD, we have cars breaking through WALLS, we have NINJAS, we have ATTEMPTED KIDNAPPING, we have A STUPID, IMPRATICAL MODE OF TRANSPORTATION! What more could you possibly want from a Yu-Gi-Oh! podcast?
02:04:33
December 21, 2020
[075 - 078] 16: Pwease Duewl Me I'm Dwowning
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 075 - 078] In what is the single most scream-filled episode of Draw Two Cards to date, Yugi and Joey have a dramatic duel to the death on the edge of a pier. Which is then solved with the power of friendship and love and trust. I'm not crying, you're crying!!!
01:46:49
October 07, 2020
[070 - 074] 15: The Roof, The Roof, The Roof is on Card Games
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 070 - 074] Hey, remember that time we had a card game on a roof? Of course you do, and you're about to remember it again! This time, we have a single duel that takes us an hour and a half to get through, and approximately 8 minutes of complaining about flashbacks. Hey, remember that time we complained about flashbacks?
01:40:51
August 28, 2020
[065 - 069] 14: Mimes Are Punk, Actually
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 065 - 069] Just when you thought Yu-Gi-Oh! couldn't get any more punk, Marik kicks it up a notch with his punk MIME! In this episode, we summon and defeat God, Bakura gets released from his cage, and declare that everyone in this show needs therapy. 
02:31:59
July 27, 2020
[060 - 064] 13: Honkin' And A Simpin'
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 060 - 064] You read that right! This episode has both honking AND simping! Yugi duels a clown with some serious issues in order to keep his legs attached to his body, and Joy duels the #1 Insect Simp Weevil. And Annika makes some impressive honking noises to assert dominance over Kird.
01:55:02
June 27, 2020
[056 - 059] 12: Caramellduelin'
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 056 - 059] It's time to du-u-o-oa-oa!! Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for: Marik makes one of his minions breakdance for our amusement. And also Joey fights someone with incredibly-real-not-fake ESP powers. 
01:13:53
May 27, 2020
[050 - 055] 11: Ancient Egyptian Copyright Infringement
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 050 - 055] This episode we cover the flaming hot topic of Pegasus stealing art from Ancient Egypt, the sickest dance battle in card game anime history, and a building literally catching fire. Welcome to season two, everyone!
02:45:24
April 27, 2020
[001 - 049] 10: Season 1 Retrospective
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 001 - 049] We finally did it! Annika and Kird go over their thoughts for the end of the first season of the podcast, the first season of Yu-Gi-Oh, and the first season of the rest of their lives.
01:40:19
March 26, 2020
[046 - 049] 09: Insane Dice Posse
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 046 - 049] We finish up the first season with a bang! Or, perhaps more accurately, a roll. Joey becomes very weirdly intense, nobody seems to care about his sudden lapse in morality, and Yugi plays a horribly designed dice game with Duke Devlin -- a guy so convinced Yugi is a cheater, than he's going to make him play a game he's never even seen before as proof. Somehow, that will prove something.
01:46:21
February 24, 2020
[041 - 045] 08: In Another World With My Duel Disk
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 041 - 045] Rebecca exists, Kaiba gets SAO'd, none of these things matter. There could not be a more boring set of episodes, but somehow we manage to squeeze in a discussion about timelines, improper use of thematic elements, and character analysis.
02:39:25
December 08, 2019
[035 - 040] 07: The Kansas City Mind Shuffle
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 035 - 040] The final showdown of the Duelist Kingdom begins! Yugi proves that two heads are better than one, Tristan has an adventure in a dungeon, and Pegasus continues to have the worst possible cards. Seriously, his cards could not be any worse.
02:07:48
November 09, 2019
[028 - 034] 06: Mai is the Best, That's It
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 028 - 034] Mai is the best. Also some drama happens with the side characters, Yugi continues to have an existential crisis, and there's a weird montage that really doesn't need to be there. Who green-lit this?
01:59:52
September 09, 2019
[022 - 027] 05: Put the Dark Rabbit Back in the Box
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 022 - 027] Get ready to play a card game on the tallest building you can find, because this episode contains lots of drama, lots of ranting, and lots of your hosts being eternally confused about the rules about of this card game. There are rules, right? Local Forecast - Elevator Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ 
02:07:08
August 07, 2019
[017 - 021] 04: House of Leaves, but Cards
 [Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 017 - 021] Prepare for trouble, and make it double! In which Joey gets kidnapped by the most patriotic American in the world, two eliminators do an excessive number of back-flips, and Kird and Annika scream uncontrollably about how stupid Pegasus is. Again.
01:45:35
July 15, 2019
[013-016] 03: Panik at the Disco
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 013-016] Starting off with a bang, this episode begins with the gang's souls being threatened, and continues on to almost set Yugi on fire. We crank it up to eleven and stay there. 
01:30:59
June 09, 2019
[007-012] 02: Starving Children Island
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 006-012]  We continue our journey through Duelist Kingdom where Yugi and gang get threatened with harpoons, children get put in headlocks, and there is absolutely no food, anywhere. Pegasus is a monster.
01:41:05
June 09, 2019
[001-006] 01: Dummy Thicc Decks
[Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters: Episodes 001-006] Get ready for one thicc bih of an episode, as Kaiba gets wrecked, Yugi's grandpa gets his soul stolen through a TV, and general card game shenanigans ensue. It's exactly as dumb as it sounds.
59:49
June 09, 2019
[000-000] Intro Miku no Jitsu
Meet your hosts, Annika and Kird, as they stumble blindly into Yu-Gi-Oh!, hosting podcasts, and life in general.
18:18
June 09, 2019