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Being Chris Cooper

Being Chris Cooper

By Christopher Cooper
I sit in front of a microphone and share my stream of consciousness, I have a lot on my mind. New episodes Monday thru Friday.
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Episode 19: There's more to dig up

Being Chris Cooper

Episode 19: There's more to dig up

Being Chris Cooper

Episode 23: A land beyond time
In this episode I take you on a tour of my new recording studio. With all this new space we can begin work on a musical production. Featuring a fake ad for Magic Markers. Recorded July 18, 2020
July 31, 2020
Episode 24: Christfest IV
Merry Christfest! We're celebrating our host's birthday with all the zany antics of our own holiday.
July 30, 2020
Episode 22: To New Beginnings
In this episode I discus how different levels of concentration use up equivalent energy. I also finally moved into my new house! Featuring a fake ad for Sally's Sea Shells
July 17, 2020
Episode 21: Nietzsche's Madman
You know him, you love him, it's time to break down Nietzsche's most famous verse, 125 from The Gay Science.
July 16, 2020
Episode 20: Diamond Vision
My brain is boiling over in this one, a lot of philosophers are pitted against each other and only the truth will prevail. Featuring a fake ad for Bob's Fans.
July 15, 2020
Episode 19: There's more to dig up
In this episode I explain the Hegelian dialectic and how it still effects us today. I also go into what we can do to become our best selves. Featuring a fake ad for the Dixon Ticonderoga.
July 14, 2020
Episode 18: Make room for the mushroom
In this episode I revisit Animal Farm, showing the connection between Snowball and those filthy Muggles. I also start to reveal my belief structure. Featuring a fake ad for Magic.
July 13, 2020
Episode 17: Sleek and Silky Socks
In this episode I give a deep dive into military strategy and the importance of a strong hem line. I also talk about my soldier of the month board in Iraq. Featuring a fake ad for Being Chris Cooper Marketing Department.
July 10, 2020
Episode 16: Let me stop you right there!
This episode will forever mark how I was feeling the day I bought a house. Featuring a fake ad for Willy's Wagon Wheels.
July 10, 2020
Episode 15: Get 'em while they're hot
In this episode I cover up my ego to see what lurking beneath. I also do my best to describe complicated geometric figures with words. Featuring a fake ad for Hotsauce Blood Transfusions. 
July 8, 2020
Episode 14: Tying up loose bends
In this Episode I give my interpretation of "desire is the root of all suffering. I also explain the structure for running formation in the military. Featuring a fake ad for Esports.
July 7, 2020
Episode 13: Welcoming Nothingness
In this episode I tell the origin story of Siddhattha Gotama. I also discuss how we may all reach enlightenment through understanding. Featuring a fake ad for the Base cube pyramid. 
July 6, 2020
Episode 12: Thunder that blunder
In this episode I take the listeners back to my college days and greek life. I also explain every step a programmer follows to make an online role playing game. Featuring a fake insurance ad.
July 3, 2020
Episode 11: Seven Ate Nine
Wacky, wild and weird, in this episode we're breaking all the rules. Chris goes off script and big wigs can't seems to stop him. Enjoy the fun and a refreshing fake ad for bounce houses. 
July 2, 2020
Episode 10: How I came to be unstoppable
In this episode I give the last clarification that I am here to entertain. I go into the value of hard work and that it can transform us into better versions of ourselves. Featuring a fake meta ad.
July 1, 2020
Episode 9: One life to live
In this episode I reveal my terrible secret. I also tell the story of The Trial and Death of Socrates and the effect Socrates has had on me. Featuring a fake ad for Larry's Lears.
June 30, 2020
Episode 8: Cogito, ergo sum
In this episode I explain how Schrodinger's cat is the cause of any problems we experience in life. I also give Rene Descartes' original proposition before destroying his logic. Featuring a fake ad from Sally Stiltskin's Stilts.
June 29, 2020
Episode 7: Twist and Shout
In today's episode I try to explain the feeling of having a constantly thoughts pouring through my brain. I also get into the idea of chaos and how it keeps our perception in the dark. Featuring a fake ad from Un-Fortune Cookies.
June 26, 2020
Episode 6: What's up with this guy?
In this episode I explain how sugar is digested and transformed into ATP to be used in our muscles. Chris also begins his political campaign fighting to legalize robots. Featuring a fake commercial for Chris Loops.
June 25, 2020
Episode 5: A Knight without armor
In this episode I celebrate the continuation of my podcast by trying something a little different. I look at the emerging technology of deep fakes and what does that mean for the self. Featuring a fake ad from Blade's Edge.
June 24, 2020
Episode 4: Surprise Warning!
In this episode I learn about empathy and how that translates into human rights. I also reveal the embarrassing truth behind my dog's name. Featuring a fake ad for Gla-Shear Horse Skates
June 23, 2020
Episode 3: Bleeps and Bloops
In this episode I explain the difference between robots and humans, then go on to reveal what can make your life better. There's also a fake advertisement for Jim's Pigs and Wigs.
June 22, 2020
Episode 2: The Adventure Takes Flight
In today's episode I explain the importance of voice fluctuation when calling cadence. I tell the story of my first mindless repetitive task in the Army and discuss the banned episode of The Simpsons.  Enjoy!
June 20, 2020
Episode 1: Into the Dark
In this episode I introduce myself and what I would like to accomplish. I begin to discuss my influences and summarize my life story. I hope you enjoy.
June 19, 2020