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its two am i meant to post this three hours ago i dont know what happened we talk about zoids and uh fucking other shit too i dont remember god

Another day, another episode. We cover a lot here, including our own content, orcs, goblins, eating scabs, and a few other things that I can't remember at the moment. Maybe you'll see our faces one day soon. Eat a grape today.

Welcome to the - c y b e r n e t - , we mix things up a little bit for this episode. We plug our little toes into our own personal computers and see how doing this whole shebang may work when we're all apart. Its not perfect! but it kinda works. Dyl sounds stuffy (he is), Jared and Noah play a video game and realize it's a bad idea. Too much editing!

Hello poddees (people who listen to podcasts), here is another new episode! We are down a man once again but we make up for it. We get into our favorite Pokemon and even talk about our skits a little bit. We also talk about a certain questionable combo...enjoy!

Welcome, listeners! We're sorry for the lack of episode last week, we just got a little busy, but we're back! A very Marvel themed episode as we tend to have occasionally. Loki! Black Widow! Jared doesn't know when to stop talking (surprise, surprise)! Kota is here! Dyl has regrets that aren't mentioned in the episode it's just a general feeling he has sometimes! Kachow!

Wooo!!! America!!!! Dick Cheney!!!!!!! It's the fourth of July episode and we only barely talk about! We mostly cover: prescription drugs, Predator movies, and hentai. The three branches of government. Bang!

We are once again a man short, just two sleepy pool boys. Dyl lets out some good yawns, Jared has some belly cramps, and Todd pays us a little visit via email that Dyl just has trouble comprehending. Chlorine!!

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It's another campfire episode, friends. Stories are told, memories are relived, this room is so hot please let me out I can't take it please I am so moist and sticky

Big fights and a Todd tale.

Sleepy time with the boys.

Two dudes bullshittin, superhero style.

The big three-oh!! We made it here and totally acknowledge it before the thirty minutes mark. Dyl hates Seth McFarlene, Jared wants to get everyone into musicals and Noah hates Food Fight. We all do. Lawrence Kasanoff should be shot and buried in the woods. Happy Birthday!!

We're back! Another episode! We talk fighting games, we talk pokemon, we talk about stray cats, we have technical difficulties. All the good beans this one here.

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Hello everyone, we talk snow. we talk movies, we talk cartoons, we talk reincarnation. Just a little bit of everything, as per usual. The Joker baby!!

Hello friends, this episode we have a guest! He's a great friend of ours who is smart. We have a good long intelligent conversation about books and literature.....which eventually, inevitably devolves into a gorilla vs bear discussion. Enjoy the big brain talk while you can. Also, Jared sounds funny and I'm so sorry. Cheese Tortilla!

A fever dream of an episode. That's all I got for this one.

Shew, an episode just chalk full of stories of all shapes and sizes. Vomit, vitamins, car accidents, got the whole squad in here today. Also, the epic return of Todd! Who also has a story to tell. Gather around the campfire, kids.

Dyl sounds awful! We're sorry!! Also sorry for all the talk about Yoda's....package. A lot of Star Wars and video game talk this episode. Shoutout to all the virgins out there! Poggers!

Happy New Year listeners and non-listeners! New year, same old mess, but with a little added spice. Is it good? NO! BUt what did you expect. Glad you're here.

A confusing episode, really just spouting off whatever is on the top of our heads. Dyl has a knife someone please stop him.

Merry Christmas, friends! We are back again with a new episode of the mediocre podcast. This episode, we eat cookies, read a whole bunch of emails AND Jared unlearns a toxic trait. All around, a good time.

Hello listeners, this episode is really...something. Jared has a lot of....opinions, Noah is once again tired, Dyl is here, hanging out. Cue airhorn!

A hodgepodge of things are discussed this week, kiddos. A little bit of gamer talk, a little bit of movie speak, giant fuckin eagles, and, most importantly, a furry little email. We're having a great time.

Dyl took a vow of silence. Hann relinquishes her crown. Hippos are spooky demon creatures. 

This is a wild episode, gamers. A guest, a sad and strange grandma email, a wonderful scat-full story and two emails! Jared won't stop being mean to me.

Honestly, as I'm typing this, I can't think of a single thing either of us said. Something about accents I think? Wrestling was brought up?? I have the memory of a baby worm. 

Another fuckin episode, huh? Jared is pissed, Noah is tired, Dyl wants to go home. Lotta aggression in this weekly installment. Lotta piss talk too.

BOO!! Haha, gotcha. It's Halloween...kinda. Not a very spooky episode, but we do talk about a lot. Favorite movies, a FANTASTIC first email, and a lot burger talk. We also have a guest! Happy Halloween!!

Lot of talk about the strange things we did when we were kids. Getting pulled over, wild imaginations, Saturday morning cartoons. Oh, to be eight years old again.

Ten episodes, baybee! Why and how did we make it this far. We truly have nothing else to do. There are mugs, there are boob stories, there is sandwich talk. Enjoy if you are able.

We have exactly one(1) crisp new microphone, and if I'm being honest it might fix all of our problems. Noah is once again very sleepy, Jared ate a whole cake, and Dyl might be going through some stuff. I'm just gunna say it, this might be our best episode.

Howdy! We made a mistake and had to record half the episode separately! What do you expect from us. Jared and Dyl both are merely here, Noah get stuck under the table.

He's back, babie! Dyl is back, Jared is awake and Noah cannot sit up straight. Quarantine, trauma and pickles. A lot of nonsense, but at least it's on time.

We have no idea what we are doing anymore. Someone find Dyl and bring him home. 

We're late! BURP Buddhism, animal kingdom match ups, and for whatever reason a lot of dudes who refuse to die. Also, a guest that you can't hear all the time, We're doing our best.