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The Dark Ride

By Drunk Distory

The Dark Ride presented by Drunk Distory is an adult theme park podcast hosted by two funny people that are fans of two things - theme parks and drinking! Each week they will discuss a different theme park ride and invite you to play along as they rank it through a fun drinking game. So ask yourself - are you in, or are you afraid of the dark ride?
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The Dark RideNov 16, 2022

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Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive, Part 3

Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive, Part 3

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life-consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest is Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari), a great friend of the pod, and a guest on some of our most popular episodes. He also happens to be the nicest DVC points slinger this side of the Frontierland shooting gallery. We are over the fake rocks of Batuu to find out all about the mouse running around Mike's mind. Come listen and find out!

Mar 27, 202437:26
The Dark Ride Four Year Anniversary of Awesom-O

The Dark Ride Four Year Anniversary of Awesom-O

It's been Four Years since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
not so long since you laughed at me
Saying, "Get that together, come back and see me"
welcome to our Four Year Aniversary Show, filled with fun and games, surprised animatronic guests and a whole lot of Disney Debauchery. Saddle up, kick back, and Enjoy!

Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Chat GPT, Newlywed Game, Did we rate it right?, Disney Adults , Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Mar 20, 202457:45
Finding Nemo Submarine Sandwiches

Finding Nemo Submarine Sandwiches

Arrr, ye scallywags! Hoist yer Jolly Roger and prepare to plunder the depths of hilarity today with the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage at Disneyland! We be sailin' through the seas of imagineering as we recount the antics of Nemo, Dory, Tony Baxter, and their motley crew of underwater misfits. From fish tacos to landlubber shenanigans, we be splicin' the mainbrace and servin' up a barrel o' laughs. So grab yer grog, polish yer hook, and join us as we set sail on a rollicking adventure through the high seas of Disney magic! Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, 20,000 leagues under the sea, Jules Verne, the nautilus, subs, beatles, yellow submarine, pirates, deep, ocean, Disneyland, Aneheim, MCU, Douglas Adams, Towel, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Mar 13, 202443:21
Skipper Canteen Full of Sangria

Skipper Canteen Full of Sangria

Welcome to the Jungle, sha na na na please take a moment to adjust your volume and let the two skippers with the yippers take you to the far-off land of Orlando to a little bistro in the bush in the Kingdom of Magic. Today we're gettin our feast of beast on as we eat all about Skipper Canteen. Adventerland's punny eatery with a design towards the sublime. listen up as we're gonna point out some of my favorite plates…. That one… this one… oh and this one is good too, mmmmmm. remember absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, so tip em back and if your like our friend Mufasa, as for your zebra on the rocks.

Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, jungle cruise, skipper dan, puns, dad jokes, fight or flight , Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Mar 06, 202454:31
Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive, Part 2

Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive, Part 2

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest a is VERY good friend of the pod, in fact, She’s such a good friend it’s almost like She’s permanently a part of the Dark Ride family! But we’re not telling you who it is here, you’ll have to tune in to find out ;)

Feb 28, 202401:00:02
AnR: Trip Report; Birthdays and Rain Delays

AnR: Trip Report; Birthdays and Rain Delays

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her Fab Feb trip to the happiest place on earth. Birthdays and rain delays This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down....  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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Feb 21, 202458:08
 Cindy's Royal Rumble....oops, I mean Table

Cindy's Royal Rumble....oops, I mean Table

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got
character dining costing you a firstborn child.

We're headed to Cindy's house for a little amuse bouche and a princess parade the likes of which you've never seen. Unless you have perchance been to literally any other parade at Disney cause then you have seen this many princesses. Or maybe if you have been to Fairytale Hall. Or if you have found yourself waiting in line for one of the 700 or so meet and greets around. Ok, so maybe the princess part is plentiful, but have you ever snapped a cute selfie with snow white while scarfing a steak? Well, look no further cause at Cinderella's Royal Table, the evil stepmothers are taking a back seat to these prix fixe princesses. These ladies of the realm have brought along autograph books and somewhat French cooks, so they can show off their debonaire. So, will this ultra-deluxe sit-down character dining experience have us donning our glass Nikes while loosening our belts, or will this pricey princess cavalcade make us feel like we were all turned back to pumpkins? ya gotta tune in to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining,Character Dining, EPCOT, Cinderella, Prince Charming, Gus Gus , Jaque, Ariel, Aurora, Jasmine, Rapunzel, Briar Rose, Snow White, Walter White, Skylar White, Anastasia, Drizella, Moana, Anna, Elsa, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Feb 14, 202458:03
 Le Cellier Steakhouse Party Eh.

Le Cellier Steakhouse Party Eh.

Get your dogsled and mukluks ready cause we're venturing into the great white north to lineup for a mickey, kick out the hosers, and chomp down at some chops at EPCOT's Le Cellier Steakhouse. This deluxe sit-down dining experience has us getting our lumberjack on, stretching our Molson muscle with all the delicious delicacies of the land of the maple leaves. So will this hockey toothed meat loving adventure erupt like a keener kerfuffle full of medium rare ribeyes, or will this poutine routine make us feel like saying Sorry, I'd rather have ketchup chips, ya gotta tune in to find out Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, EPCOT, Canadian Pavillion,Canada far and wide, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Feb 07, 202449:40
Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive, Part 1

Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive, Part 1

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest a is VERY good friend of the pod, in fact, he’s such a good friend it’s almost like he’s permanent a part of the Dark Ride family! But we’re not telling you who it is here, you’ll have to tune in to find out ;)
Jan 31, 202446:30
Guardians of the pan galactic gargle blaster: Cosmic Rewind

Guardians of the pan galactic gargle blaster: Cosmic Rewind

When your galactic generator has gone missing and you can't afford to hire Captain Marvel, there is only one team you can count on.. In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.  If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The A-Team. and if they arent available, try the Guardians of the Galaxy. were getting our spin on today as we head to EPCOT and ride Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Will this spinning omnicoaster make us scream for xandar or will be left in the dark There’s only one way to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, space, rocket, groot, star lord, Gamora, Drax, Mantis, GOTG, James Gunn, Marvel, DC, Comics, MCU, Douglas Adams, Towel, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Jan 24, 202456:28
Resort Roundup: Swan and Dolph Lundgren Resort

Resort Roundup: Swan and Dolph Lundgren Resort


This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to get your 90s aesthetic on with Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Resorts. this resort has big geometry energy and a location to make you dream of the original dreamfinder riding on the honey I shrunk the kids' bee at MGM Studios. Will this amenity and transportation-heavy dynamic dual hotel provide all the beanie babies and tamagatchis our drunk little hands can hold, or will its over-the-top aesthetic take it to the bottom of the blockbuster movies return slot.  There’s only one way to find out!


Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, Hotel, Resort, Swan , Dolphin, Boardwalk, Yacht, Beach, Club, Crescent Lake, Epcot,  buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, Hollywood Studios, MGM, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast


Jan 18, 202449:23
AnR: Toilet Humor

AnR: Toilet Humor

Today we head on down to the banana bread bakery, to doo the doo, unloose the caboose, water the grass, drop a deuce, punish the porcelain, build a log cabin, or any of your other favorite euphemisms for bodily functions as we sit down to check our phones and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan do some listener mail call and with a special request talk all about where to pop a squat in the most magical restrooms on earth. So which are the golden thrones and which of these John crappers are just plain shitty? Listen up and you'll get the scoop on where to poop. That and soooooo much more on this very special episode of Drunk Distory Presents: The Dirt Slide. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Tangled Toilets, Galaxy Edge Refreshers, Moaning Myrtle Bathroom, Restroom, Mens, Womens, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Jan 11, 202456:09
Planning in 2024, Tips n' Tricks for Fun Over Frustration

Planning in 2024, Tips n' Tricks for Fun Over Frustration

Were starting off on a good foot for twenty four and were so glad that you are along for the ride. tune in this week to talk planning in all its fun and frustration. welcome to the future, drunk distory style. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, Trip Planning, vacation plans, touring plans, crowd calendar, tips and tricks, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure


Jan 04, 202459:56
New Disney Rollercoaster of Emotion

New Disney Rollercoaster of Emotion

All the uppers and downers of a year well spent. Grab a glass of champagne and come joint the territorial twosome as they do a deep dive into emotion and see what pulls at the heart strings. Adios 2023 bienvenido 24.


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Dec 27, 202341:17
The 12 Dismays of Disney

The 12 Dismays of Disney

On the First Dismay Of Disney, my true Love gave to me; A podcast from a bar seat.

Hi there and welcome to the Drunk Distory Holidaze. Join your favorite two churro eaters on a discussion of what 2023 gave us and what things we would like more of in 2024. This is part of our loose fit year-end collection and if you are extra naughty this year, Ryan may even sing you a little song at the end. Happy Holidays you dizzy disnerds.

Dec 20, 202343:14
AnR: Banned at Disney
Dec 13, 202301:12:32
AnR: The Jolliest Trip Report

AnR: The Jolliest Trip Report

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her Holidazed trip to the hap hap happiest place on earth this side of the nut house. This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down. The terrific twosome also talk holidays, Jollywoods,  sea world and bountiful bounding. Will the ho hoe holiday vibes of Shamu and the studios make up for being misled under the mistletoe?...  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, Seaworld, Jollywood Nights, Shamu, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Dec 06, 202356:45
Theme Park Rochambeau

Theme Park Rochambeau

What would you do with your best day ever if it was decided by chance? Well, today through the magic of Rock Paper Scissors we're gonna see what A & R would do when put to the task. Whose day will take the Mickey waffle? you gotta tune in to find out!


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Nov 29, 202329:12
AnR: Ho Ho Holiday Overlay

AnR: Ho Ho Holiday Overlay

Like a fresh coat of paint on a squealing pig, the Mouse in the house is redecorating for the seasonal festivities and we want to talk about all those Holiday Overlays. If we know anything, it's that we are unable to talk tinsel without ranking Rudolf's redesign, so we are setting up a competition of coveralls. let the great holiday overlay hoedown commence! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, queues, tournement, Bracket, Overlay, Holiday, Thanksgiving, Christmas, It's a Small World Holiday, Haunted Mansion Holiday, Jingle Cruise, champ is here, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure


Nov 22, 202330:17
A Jolly(wood) Solution

A Jolly(wood) Solution

Twas the Night before Jollywood , when all through the studios

Not a reservation was made, not even a Derby hat

The DJs were spinning top 40s while we queued without care,

in hopes that a Gertie cookie soon would be there;

We're talking Jollywood Nights Event at the studios this week, so grab your holiday finery and get ready to deck the halls as we discuss if this is worth it, or do you work it.

Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, quick service dining, Hollywood Studios, MGM, Studios, Gertie, PizzeRizzo, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast


Nov 14, 202333:54
AnR Quickie Service Studio Tour

AnR Quickie Service Studio Tour

Today we head on down to the processor pub, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about where to have a quickie in the studios, when your director tells you to "take a hot 5", head over to one of the 9 fast food favorites to scarf sustenance with the stars. Join the dynamite duo as they talk all about hotdogs and tachos and where to get the best of em while you're craving some tinsel town on your tastebuds. So whether you are partial to seafood rolls with a view of a 109-year-old dinosaur or a detached droid callously cooking hunks of meat via a turbine, we've got you covered in pizza rat toppings and a side of churro dust. What's your ranking of all the Studio's quaint and quintessential quick service establishments? Listen up and you'll hear all about ours. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, quick service dining, Backlot Express, Docking Bay 7, Woody's Lunch Box, Dockside Diner, Catalina Eddies, Fairfax Fare, ABC Commissary, Baseline Tap House, Ronto Roasters, PizzeRizzo, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Nov 08, 202350:38
Shhhh... it's WHISPERING CANYON CAFE

Shhhh... it's WHISPERING CANYON CAFE

What do you get when you mix the Oregon Trail with family friendly antics and Dicks Last Resort ? Well, you get the quietest little cafe in the wilderness. Among the sweeping totems of the Wilderness Lodge Resort's lobby, If you listen closely to the spirits of the Pacific Northwest wood, you can hear the subtle sounds of the elusive ketchup caller. This rare breed will call ever so lightly through the air, "WE NEED KETCHUP!" and then the forest is a buzz with frenzied movement. and just as quick as the commotions started, they wain and once again the clang of fork on skillet can be heard through the forest of Formica tables and chairs. From skillets to 90s decor, we're taking in all the colors of the wind at Whispering Canyon Cafe. Will the fun time antics of cast member's guest retribution be all we can eat or will these bottom-less skillets and milkshakes have us ready to burst like a geyser? ya gotta tune in to find out.


Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, all you care to enjoy, all you can eat, skillets, buffet, Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure


Nov 01, 202348:25
Halloween Martini Mansion Movie Marathon

Halloween Martini Mansion Movie Marathon

Welcome Foolish Mortals to the next installment of The Dark Ride's annual Haunted Mansion Halloween special spooktacular. We are your hosts, your podcast hosts! Our episode begins here, in this streaming device, where you will hear an aura of foreboding facts while sipping some ghoulish delights. This year we are mixing it up with a Hollywood spooktacular as we ride movies (oops wrong park), from Eddie to Pepe and everywhere in between we are here to find out all about the 999 ghosts of the haunted movies. So don’t close your eyes and don’t try to hide or a silly drink may sip by your side. Could this ghostly podcast actually make us love the haunted mansion movies, or is it just your imagination? Hmmmm, there’s only one way to find out!

Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Halloween Horror Nights, Muppets, The Haunted Mansion, Muppets Haunted Mansion, Madam Leota, Master Gracey, Hat Box Ghost, Ride the Movies, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Oct 25, 202357:19
AnR: HHN32 and Dis Trip Report

AnR: HHN32 and Dis Trip Report

Today we head on down to the motherboard microbrewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we flip the script and hear all about Ryan's trip to the themepark motherland. Ry is Halloween Horror Nights bound and then off to see what he has been missin in the world for the last couple of years in the bubble. This is a two-parter ep so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of Robin Williams timekeeper and the power of audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down. Will the crowds of a lesser known Fall break make us scream in agony or will that just be the HHN scare actors ...  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Halloween Horror Nights, Never Go Alone, Oddfellow, HHN, Cosmic Rewind, Tron, Moana Journey of Water, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Oct 18, 202348:21
Battle of the Queues and A's

Battle of the Queues and A's

For The First time ever The Dark Ride is pitting the theme world mega champs against each other where it counts... the lines. in a knockout, all-holds-barred, battle royale Tournament of the Queue of Champions: Disney Vs Universal. Us Theme nerd aficionados have spent more time riding the stainless steel saddle , carving switchbacks and spotting queue cuties than any level-headed park hopper has any business undertaking. Some say "it's just a wait time", well those magic carpet riders are missing the joy, splendor, and appreciation of the finely crafted story steps that our courageous creatives have cogeled together for our experiencing pleasure. so which of your favorite breadlines will take the the big "W", heres a hint... it's not the peoplemover. we have 28 rides and attractions vying for the top spot, and you gotta give a listen if you want to meet the champ!


Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, queues, tournement, Bracket, lines, wait time, champ is here, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure



Oct 11, 202301:12:04
AnR: Trip Report - A Spooky September

AnR: Trip Report - A Spooky September

Today we head on down to the binary bistro, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her September trip to the hottest hovel this side of the Sahara, luckily it also rained a lot cause we all know there is no better feeling then being hot and soaked to the bone. This is a two-parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of Robin Williams timekeeper and the power of audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down. Will the spooky cooky vibes of mickeys not so scary make up for the worrisome weather ...  To find out, you just gotta listen in.


Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Oct 04, 202345:46
AnR: Orlando - To Move or Shake with @MagicWithEmily

AnR: Orlando - To Move or Shake with @MagicWithEmily

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ where we're talking big moves, of the Orlando variety. well not really us but like so many of us, inquiring minds want to know. What are the thoughts on moving to Orlando from those transplants that have made the leap. To do this we're gonna need help, so we call in the professional and have an insider talk on all things Central Florida and themepark with Emily (@Magicwithemily on socials). We talk about the seasonal affective disorder of not living in Florida and all the other pros and cons of making the big move to the Mouse. What's the real deal behind transplants and has the magic remained! All these answers and more, you just got to listen in!
Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure
Sep 27, 202343:26
Test Track's Totaled Tally

Test Track's Totaled Tally

Have a great idea for a shiny new car design and Ford just won't hire you? Well look no further because GM is data mining all the 10-year-olds in Orlando for sweet Hot Wheels ideas that they can put to the test. Today were buckled up for simulation as we ride Test Track Presented by Chevrolet. Whether you are looking for CapabilityEfficiency,  Responsiveness, or  Power ( and let's be honest here Frodo, we know that you are looking for power... ultimate power), this simcar with the heart of a Chevy will find a way to get your engine going. Long gone are the days of Dummies and hot-cold rooms, today we have neon bedazzled trucks and laser tag vibes to put our tracks to the test. But with a new version in the works, it's just a matter of time till this speed demon slot car skids into the scrapyard. Will this version make us scream for glee as we round the cast parking area at a whopping 65 M . P . H., or will we end up like my first car in high school, totally totaled? There’s only one way to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, space, Cars, Trucks, laser background, neon, Test Tubes, Crash Test Dummies, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Sep 20, 202359:13
AnR: Daddy D'Amaro's Disney Day Dilemma at D23

AnR: Daddy D'Amaro's Disney Day Dilemma at D23

Today we head on down to the hyper hooch hovel, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan get sloshy chattin up our thoughts on the recently unveiled offerings from the 2023 destination D-23 Event in Orlando. Maybe we will get some of these goodies in the 20-20s but im not holding my breathe. We the goods from all the parks, what was a hit and what was a miss.  And we will even get the long awaited answer to what in world could ever be the replacement to the ever so beloved, lost legend, and fan favorite; Primeval Whirl...hehe  To find out, you just gotta listen in.

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Sep 13, 202337:32
AnR: The Duo Takes On Disney Adulting Hate

AnR: The Duo Takes On Disney Adulting Hate

Today we head on down to the microchip megastore lunch counter, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about some dudes issues with disney adults. some people say that we are disturbed mentally ill derranged members of society, but these people haven't even met me yet so what do they know. its a case of misunderstanding , see... these individuals with opinions.... they think that I care about their viewpoint. well, silly , I gave up giving a care about peoples anti disney adult retoric many years and beverages ago. anyway its a pretty interesteing thing to discuss so thats what were doing. listen up to see how it goes  Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, disney adult, fandom, ragebait, DMS-5, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast



Sep 06, 202352:45
Resort Round Up - All Star Movies

Resort Round Up - All Star Movies

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we keep our breath held on our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. This not so Minnie-tournament has us looking under the beds of all the Value, Moderate, and Deluxe hotel resorts, to find out what is the best place to stay when you're away. In this episode, get ready to bust out your sidewalk star, and call out to lights, camera, and actionable offenses because today we're heading to the last of the values in Orlando, thats right, today is Disney's All Star Movies Resort.  A place where a giant plastic jack-in-the-box will cause more night terrors than HHN could ever create (just another way that disney does it better). This isn't the Beverly Hills Hotel, it's the sleepy swamp barracks of B - listers and sore foot blisters and we can't wait to tell you all about it.  So will Siskel and Ebert come back from the dead to give this tinsel town trundle-bed two thumbs up, or will the madcap movie mouse motel rank as rotten on the hotel-o meter? There’s only one way to find out!

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Aug 30, 202340:18
AnR: "It's Princess Week, Not Princess Month"

AnR: "It's Princess Week, Not Princess Month"

Today we head on down to the internet imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about Princess weak. Which of these lovely, strong, independent, cartoon women are our faves, and which ones are bottom barrel basic. Then we bust out some serious superlatives to the squad and see where Disney could give us some more princess power in the parks. Get your tiara shined and your ball gown fluffed, cause were not stopping till the strike of midnight when our podcast studio turns back into a fairly depressing low tier office space. What's your thoughts on all these dames of disney? Listen up and you'll hear all about ours. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Princess, Briar Rose, Anna, Elsa, Elena, Tiana, Aurora, Mulan, Ariel, Pocahontas, Jasmine, Snow White, Belle, Rapunzel, Moana, Merida, Cinderella and Raya, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast


Aug 23, 202338:12
AnR: Airport woes and Cruise Ship Foes

AnR: Airport woes and Cruise Ship Foes

Today we head on down to the software saloon, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things... airports?!?!?!. That's right, this week we put the theme parks away in exchange for some TSA. At least there are still queues! This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about Adriane's recent trip to Alaska on land and sea... if we add in the imagination pavilion, it's like we're at EPCOT. Well, in order to get the full picture of some wild travel stories, we brought back a long-time friend of the show, Adriane's Sister, Katie. She will help tell the tale of some wild traveling woes on the road to Alaska. The ladies recently returned from a multi-week cruise on Princess Cruises followed by a land trip to the great American north and they are here to share the goods. I can't wait to hear if the eagles soar where the grizzlies roar ...  To find out, you just gotta listen in. 


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Aug 16, 202301:00:52
Tomorrowland Speedball: The Second Sip

Tomorrowland Speedball: The Second Sip

Designated drivers to the starting line, get ready to rev with a bev as we head back to the streets to get our swerves through all these curves. If you can smell gas in the air and hear the sputter of tiny engines you know what land you're in, and you know what time it is. Were hitting the not so open road again as we bump rails and bend fenders on the Tomorrowland Speedway. ! That’s right, we’re back for lap two on the ride that asks if your pedal is to the metal and your buckle to the knuckle. Join your two favorite Disney podcast racers as we attempt to go Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. Or the not-so-close approximation that a 9-horsepower go-cart engine can provide. So will the Tomorrowland Speedway’s loud engines bump all the way to the finish line, or will the car stall out and annoy all the other cars behind it? There’s only one way to find out!
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Aug 09, 202343:43
AnR : spoil or go in blind? life's most difficult choice

AnR : spoil or go in blind? life's most difficult choice

Banana..... Bannanna banana...Baaaaahhhhnnnnaaaaaannnaaahh, arnt you glad I didn't say six flags?

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we're talking minions, video spoilers, and up-and-coming rumors. but to do this we're gonna need help, so we hop on the horn and have an insider talk on all things themepark with Come Along with Shaun's own Shaun Carroll (@comealongwithshaun on socials) (https://www.youtube.com/@comealongwithshaun/featured). We talk Minion villain con and all the changes that Universal Studios has in store in the near future. Shaun and his sister-in-law Cassandra are fellow theme park aficionados and friends of the cast and share some insights into spoilers vs going in blind. Set blasters to Banana and get ready to...... stand. Is universal taking the queue too far by making this attraction just a moving section of the line? Am I ever going to get to sit? Will there be snacks? All these answers and more, you just got to listen in!


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Aug 02, 202342:34
Be Our Guest - A tale as old as ale.

Be Our Guest - A tale as old as ale.

As good ole Cogsworth said ; "If it's not Baroque, don't fix it", so we're back with another Disney restaurant ranking and review. This time we find out how trustworthy the dishes are when they say that the grey stuff is delicious. Today the Twosome is storming the castle for some roast beast, so join as we put polish to silver and sheen to ceramic, today we eat all about "Be Our Guest Restaurant". Will this expensive dining room with cafeteria ambitions treat us as rosey as the magic kingdom, or will its loud and chaotic atmosphere have us joining the townsfolk in chanting" kill the Beast"? you gotta tune in to find out.

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Jul 26, 202343:51
AnR Quickie Service around the Magic Kingdom

AnR Quickie Service around the Magic Kingdom

Today we head on down to the processor pub, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about where to have a quickie at the Magic Kingdom. We're talking quick service you pervs. Join the dastardly duo as they talk all about hotdogs and tacos and where to get the best of em while you're visiting "The Most Magical Place on Earth”. So whether you are partial to seafood with a view of a fake river or a divorcee alien singin' the blues and tickling the keys, we've got you covered in some plastic cheese sauce and a side of churro dust. What's your ranking of all the Kingdom's quaint and quintessential quick service establishments? Listen up and you'll hear all about ours. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, quick service dining, Le Fou's Brew, Gaston's Tavern, Columbia Harbour House, Pecos Bill, Sunny Eclipse, Tortuga Tavern, Cosmic Rays, Caseys Hot Dogs, Dolewhips, Turkeylegs, buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Jul 19, 202330:14
Muppet Double Vision 6D

Muppet Double Vision 6D

The curtain lifts for an encore of epic engagement; It's time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights, it’s time to pour a drink, and talk again about Muppet Vision 3D tonight! Hello there I am Kermit the frog, ok fine I’m not, I’m just a drunk podcast host with a green complexion here to tell you that this week we will be drinking about the beloved Hollywood Studios attraction: Muppet Vision 3-D! Come along with us to find out why it's not so easy being cheesy..., I mean green. The terrible twosome will talk all about the woulda shoulda coulda that MGM might have been when it comes to the lovable felt friends of fortune. So, will the Muppets take Manhattan and lead us to the plush promised land or will they pull a stitch and end up crying like a bunch of Muppet babies? There’s only one way to find out!
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Jul 12, 202301:01:49
Wavepools and O'douls; A Waterpark Adventure.

Wavepools and O'douls; A Waterpark Adventure.

Get your swim trunks on and your nose skin covered in neon blue lotion cause This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we're talking waterparks. We start with a quick revisit to one of the world's great, themed water parks – Typhoon Lagoon! This storm-ravaged tropical bay is the perfect place to cool down during the hot summer months. Then with Miss Tilly on speed dial, we hop on the horn and have an insider talk on all things waterparks with Sun Splash Waterpark in Cape Coral Florida's own Hollie Reed (@queenmumhollie) (@sunsplashcc on IG/ @sunsplashwaterpark on TikTok) We learn all about what it takes to run a park from someone who knows, and while we're at it we get some wet and wild stories of the shenanigans that go down when you let loose 30 teenage employees and 100s of Floridians on a lazy river in the sunshine state. I have a feeling that Thongs, bongs, and wrongs will all have a place in the tale, but You have gotta tune in to find out!
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Jul 05, 202348:47
A n R: Vacation Madness Trip Report

A n R: Vacation Madness Trip Report

Today we head on down to the terabyte tavern, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her recent trip to the hap hap happiest place on earth - Orlando. This is typically a solo endeavor but not this time... your very favorite Heroine of Hollywood studios found a tripping partner in a very fond friend of the podcast, the original madman of Maelstrom, Mr. Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari). This time both you and I get to put on our jealous hats and glasses and hear all about their fantastic voyage. This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre-trip plans and then through the channeling of time warp hulky and his oversized arms and the power of audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down. So will the wine flow like the salmon of Capistrano while our two trippers saunter around the showcase, or will they stub a toe in toy story land... fricken legos am I right?!?...  To find out, you just gotta listen in.


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Jun 28, 202301:13:16
Club Cool till you drool

Club Cool till you drool

… Alright now, fellas (Yeah?)
Now, what cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!)
I can't hear you
I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!)  Hey Ya.... that's right we're experimenting with prototypes of pop this week on an all-new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’, we head to the "Beverly" Hills of soda fountains, Club Cool. Grab your expedition gear, a Zamboni, and a glass of ice, and get ready to pour till the fizz hits the floor. This merch stop with an identity crisis has always been bubbling with weirdness, but will our hosts be saying "ahhhhhhhh" after that first smooth sip of international Coke classics or will they spit that strange syrupy soda swill on the linoleum after a nightmare nip of a sinful soft drink? There is only one way to find out.

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Jun 21, 202353:39
Ohana, Means "Frangelico"... I mean family

Ohana, Means "Frangelico"... I mean family

Mele Kaliki-Ohana is the thing to say
On a bright Polynesian vay - k day
That's the Resort greeting that we send to you
From the land where Dolewhips sway.

Here we know Ohana will serve POG and waffle
The potstickers by day and all the lapu lapu
Mele Kaliki-Ohana is the Poly's way
To say Character Dining to you


We're getting tropical this week as we shimmy into our grass skirts and have an all-we-care-to-enjoy bite at The Polynesian Village Resort's Ohana Restaurant. This deluxe character breakfast and skillet sit-down dining experience with a view of the island life, has us screaming Aloha. This is so tasty that we needed some help so we brought in the Maui to our Moana, the shirtless wonder from down under, hold back the mahalo, cause today we are joyfully joined by Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari). So will this island adventure erupt from the volcano sending deliciousness high into the heavens, or will this Hawaiian luau party homage make us feel like the character dining toast is more burnt than a fire dancer mishap, ya gotta tune in to find out.

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Jun 14, 202301:11:44
Peter Pan's Whiskey Flight 2; The Second Soar

Peter Pan's Whiskey Flight 2; The Second Soar

This week on a return to Neverland episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ get ready to wait at least 60 minutes every single time, unless of course, you have a lightning lane or you have some lost boys saving your spot in line because we're heading towards the second star to the left and straight on till we reach Peter Pan’s Flight! So get ready to clap your hands until you can save a pixie as we drink this Fantasyland park favorite! Wave goodbye to toodle's marbles and put the bang in bangarang for this little kiddie ride with the soul of an old mustached man and his faithful sneed. So, will Peter Pan’s Flight have enough fairy dust to fly all the way to Neverland or will it sink underwater with a big clock in its mouth? There’s only one way to find out!
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Jun 07, 202354:05
Sci-Fi Dine-in - Dive Bars and Movie Stars

Sci-Fi Dine-in - Dive Bars and Movie Stars

What do you get when you mix the puritanic values of 1950's soda pop American graffiti with the palate of a comic book obsessed 12 year old with a perversion toward retro-futurism? Well, you get the coolest little drive-in diner dive this side of Guy Fiere's chicken shack. That's right today we're running for our lives from fifty-foot women, Gila monsters, and Frankenstein's space monster as we buckle up, take our Chevys to the levy, and hope that this place ain't dry. Were viewing it all from the comfort of our station wagon, this week as we sit down and have a bite at Hollywood Studio's Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater Restaurant. This sit-down dining experience with a nod to nostalgia has been propping up bad movies, and fake newsreels, since its opening day in 1991. The terrific twosome has a plan 9 from outer space to avoid turning into the blob by trying all of the moderately priced treats this B Horror ho down has to offer. so will This blast from the past nostalgic necromancer remind us of the Amazing Colossal Man, or will this bizarre science fiction homage make us feel like we have been comic-conned into the Invasion of the cat women of the moon? ya gotta tune in to find out.



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May 31, 202354:54
Disneyland's Absinthe in Wonderland

Disneyland's Absinthe in Wonderland

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, We're heading west to crawl into a caterpillar and take a ride through the looking glass. This is one of the weirder dark rides to ever grace the dis universe. That’s right, get your peace pipe ready and prepare to answer life's biggest question "whoooooo arrreeeeeee youuuuuuuu? ". Today we ride Disneyland's Alice and Wonderland. Pack your Flamingos and croquet hamsters, gather all walruses and carpenters, and rejoice, as the double-decker darkride takes us on a wild trip. So, will this black light trip to the other side have us reimagining lost nights in dorm rooms or will this shorty with a book report story have us yelling off with her head? There’s only one way to find out!

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May 24, 202346:28
Resort Round Up - Disney's Old Key West Resort

Resort Round Up - Disney's Old Key West Resort

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get your Keys Largoed as we head to the resort that reminds you that Florida has a sunny place for shady people, a little set of famous islands that are great places for pianists to go on vacation. Finally an answer to "Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys" . Turn the beach boys up , grab the closest koozie, as we head over to the DVC with TLC at Disney's Old Key West Resort. This retirement community is kick ass and were gonna get our southern comfort on while we bathe in the bright light of the isles. Tell the captain to raise the main sail and stow the swill , cause were drankin coconutty goodness till we get brain freeze. But will this pricey conch cottage republic cost us our back teeth, or will this slice of bridge connected life have us singing the praise of latitudes and attitudes ... There’s only one way to find out!


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May 17, 202359:49
AnR in the Car: How to save big and still eat churros

AnR in the Car: How to save big and still eat churros

Stick out your thumbs and make good with some , grass, cash, or ass, cause no-one rides for free when we take the bar to the car. During this communal commute, we get to the news of the day, figure our why Poseidon was so damn furious, and discuss how to do Disney cheaper then your next door neighbor Carol, who is always bragging about the deals she finds. Put the family roadster into high gear as your favorite two troubadours talk funny about all things theme parks. So slide across the hood, turn on the ignition and buckle those belts cause when this van is a rocking, you can knock, it's probably just Adriane and Ryan in the back practicing their acrobatics for the next Epcot China Pavilion try out...or is it... To find out, you just gotta listen in. 


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May 10, 202337:38
Resort Round Up - Saratoga Springs Resort and Spa

Resort Round Up - Saratoga Springs Resort and Spa

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get your Jockeys ready cause were going across the board on this daily double and betting the farm on the ponies, if we could only find some. Join the Derby Duo for the superfecta of stays at Disney's Saratoga Springs Resort and Spa.  A donkey farm with a golf problem. This rural deluxe resort is so full of furlongs that you are gonna need some real horsepower just to find your room. Tell the band to raise their trumpets and the tender to mull the mint, cause were sippin mojitos till we cant feel the mosquitos. But will this pricey slice of race day life earn us a trifecta, or will this bet on upstate nostalgia, end up in the glue factory ... There’s only one way to find out!


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May 03, 202358:01
Mission Space 2: Armageddon Amaretto

Mission Space 2: Armageddon Amaretto

A day late and a dollar short... What is this a nod to NASAs budget? Well anyway were back to training with an eye to infinity and beyond! Nope, that’s not right ride. Houston we have a problem! No I don’t think that’s right either but it’s closer, anyway this week we’re back at it, talking about a space themed attraction that will ask you one of the most important questions of your life - are you orange or are you green? And no we’re not talking about peas and carrots we’re talking about Epcot’s own Mission: SPACE! We actually learned a lot on this one and we hope you will too. So grab your favorite intergalactic drink and join us as we drink this ride and find out if Mission: SPACE will blast all the way to Mars or if it will just hover above earth and get caught in some measly little thunder storm? There’s only one way to find out! GO FOR LAUNCH!


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Apr 27, 202355:57
A n R Car Ride to the Flip side

A n R Car Ride to the Flip side

Stick out your thumbs and make good with some , grass, cash, or ass, cause no-one rides for free when we take the bar to the car. During this communal commute, we get to minding our Qs and As and buckle up our feelings to talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan once again take the show on the road to the mean streets of ... an evening run round midtown ?!? Join the tawdry twosome as they dish it all and talk up some listener mail. So slide across the hood, turn on the ignition and buckle those belts cause when this van is a rocking, you can knock, it's probably just Adriane and Ryan in the back "yo ho hoeing" for a bottle or rum and the life of a pirate...or is it... To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, Listeneers, listeners, mail call, emails, tik tok, the clock app, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, Hollywood Studios, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Apr 19, 202331:55