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Dude, That's F****d Up

Dude, That's F****d Up

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Erin Saul and Nicole Mackie talk about f****d up stuff in the way that only two best friends can: completely uncensored. From internet conspiracy theories, to their own bodies, to the width and girth of every cryptid’s penis, it’s all on the table. Subscribe for a new episode every Wednesday and follow @dtfupodcast on #soshmeeds!
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E195: White House Cheddar

Dude, That's F****d UpNov 18, 2020

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E204: Dis Coho Sucks

E204: Dis Coho Sucks

In 1979, some feckless Chicago "Shock Jock" took to Comiskey Park, home of the White Sox, to physically blow up a bunch of Disco records records in the name of Rock & Roll, which turned into an absolute disaster. Erin and Nicole discuss the events of "Disco Demolition Night," what it truly meant to hate Disco (hint: homophobia, racism and sexism), and are dumbfounded as to why Comiskey Park thought it was a good idea to celebrate the 40th anniversary of this event in 2019???

Jan 20, 202101:14:59
E203: Two Utes
Jan 13, 202101:11:39
E202: Y2Que?
Jan 06, 202101:13:59
E201: 2020 Cringe Binge

E201: 2020 Cringe Binge

There's no way around it - 2020 was awful. But if you look closely, you can find schadenfreude is so many of the smaller moments: Gal Gadot's celeb-studded rendition of "Imagine;" Lori Loughlin's daughter Olivia Jade going on Jada Pinkett Smith's Red Table Talk to "learn" about her privilege; the implosion of Quibi. From celebrities to politics, Erin and Nicole are talking about all of their favorite in 2020 cringe! What are some of yours?!

Dec 30, 202001:19:46
E200: Sinterkla-La-La!

E200: Sinterkla-La-La!

Holy Sh*t, it's the the Dude, That's F****d Up 200th Episode! And if that weren't enough, it's also Erin and Nicole's annual holiday tradition of roasting one another with a Sinterklaas poem! And to top it all off, it's also a listener episode, because they read YOUR Sinterklaas poems, too! It's truly so fun and stupid and sure to be a highlight of 2020!  (Thank you to everyone who submitted a poem! We love you and your creativity so much!)

Dec 23, 202056:15
E199: PSA! VD is for Everybody!
Dec 16, 202001:01:15
E198: Rathboned
Dec 09, 202001:04:27
E197: Mashed Po-TIT-oes
Dec 02, 202001:10:06
E196: Strong Winds at 20 Balloon Knots
Nov 25, 202001:07:11
E195: White House Cheddar
Nov 18, 202001:06:53
E194: Squonk If You Love PA
Nov 11, 202058:11
E193: Homicidal Grande
Nov 04, 202001:22:41
E192: Halloween Costume Sharty
Oct 28, 202001:02:16
E191: Nordstrom Torture Rack
Oct 21, 202001:08:54
E190: Scream Queen (Mary)
Oct 14, 202001:03:33
E189: Murder Squad Boy Band
Oct 07, 202001:15:05
E188: Census Deadline
Sep 30, 202001:02:34
E187: A Bop It Iz Not

E187: A Bop It Iz Not

There is nothing worse than hearing your favorite song as a "Kidz Bop," unless Erin and Nicole are, and I use this term loosely, "singing" it. In this episode, our dudes discuss the passion-project turned Kidz Bop record label, that eventually ruined popular music for the world's children.

Sep 23, 202001:18:52
E186: One Eighty Six Question Mark

E186: One Eighty Six Question Mark

Nobody could have predicted Erin and Nicole would get caught up in this rapture, not even Anita Baker. But especially not Harold Camping: author, founding member of Family Radio, host of the long running program "Open Forum" and multi-failed end of times predictor.

Sep 16, 202001:12:16
E185: Casarrhea

E185: Casarrhea

South Park is known for being absurd, which is perhaps why people aren't aware Casa Bonita (Season 7, Episode 11) is a real-life place. In this episode, Erin and Nicole explore Eric Cartman's favorite place, and manifest a future visit to this eatertainment establishment.

Sep 09, 202001:13:06
E184: No More Batmans
Sep 02, 202001:13:00
E183: Raggedy Ann's Revenge

E183: Raggedy Ann's Revenge

As if we this year weren't enough, there's an evil doll on the loose? That's right, this week Erin and Nicole are talking about the rumor that the Annabelle Doll escaped from the Warren's Occult Museum. Well, not really, because that specific conversation is pretty brief (spolier: she didn't), but they DO talk about the history of the doll and whether or not her raggedy ass is really possessed.

Aug 26, 202001:00:27
E182: Pre-Phone Phony Phone Call

E182: Pre-Phone Phony Phone Call

Erin and Nicole hate pranks (they're mean-spirited!), so they're glad it's seemingly harder to prank people these days, what with caller ID and working from home. But there was a time long before the internet was invented, and before the telephone was in every home, when it was very, very easy to prank people in big ways. And a young man by the name of Horace de Vere Cole was seriously taking advantage of just how easy it was.

Aug 19, 202001:05:03
E181: MothMa(i)n(e)
Aug 12, 202058:56
E180: Extra Strength Cylenol

E180: Extra Strength Cylenol

Did you know that before 1982, you could open a pill bottle without a hacksaw?! Can you imagine all the milliseconds you saved? But on the other hand, your pills might be poison. In this episode, Erin and Nicole talk about the Tylenol Murders and Johnson & Johnson's huge, but appropriate, response to the poisonings.

Aug 05, 202001:08:17
E179: Dude'Squatch II (HERFFtastic Boogaloo)

E179: Dude'Squatch II (HERFFtastic Boogaloo)

You'd think Erin and Nicole would run out of Yeti-type cryptids to talk sh*t about, but they haven't reached that point just yet! This episode is all about the "Sheepsquatch," which resides in the TNT area (Mothman's 'hood!) and probably has a weird d*ck. It's part Sasquatch, after all.

Jul 29, 202001:06:28
E178: Sybil of a Down
Jul 22, 202001:00:23
E177: Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Pneumatic Tubes

E177: Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Pneumatic Tubes

There was a time in the early 2000s, when the denim flowed like wine, and chocolate fountains were a backseat accessory. That's right, Erin and Nicole are revved up on all things Pimp My Ride this week. It's truly one of MTV's highest achievements...meaning, they must have been high when they thought a light up dance floor added value to a minivan.

Jul 15, 202001:08:06
E176: Treasure C*nt

E176: Treasure C*nt

Where to start this week...ok, there's a rich guy who wrote a poem to lead people to some treasure he buried in the Rocky Mountains. Mind you, the poem is only 5 stanzas and the Rocky Mountains are 3,000 miles. Join Erin and Nicole as they try to pinpoint where Forrest Fenn's Treasure was hidden, if it even WAS hidden, and the many other f****d up aspects surrounding this topic. (Hint: the treasure may or may not be stolen indigenous artifacts.)

Jul 08, 202055:55
E175: Loaded Skins

E175: Loaded Skins

There's a warning at the start of this episode, but I'll say it here too: you might want to abstain from eating during this week's episode. Erin and Nicole get pretty graphic talking about a form of cannibalism practiced into the 1960s by the Fore people of Papua New Guinea. So, maybe listen after lunch, and learn all about how the practice of funerary cannibalism led to "Kuru," or "The Laughing Disease."

Jul 01, 202056:47
E174: Our Family Trouble

E174: Our Family Trouble

"Our family trouble" could allude to a lot of things: an unwanted pregnancy, a racist uncle, a recipe for ambrosia salad. But it's not, it's this week's topic! Erin and Nicole somehow find an hour's worth of content with The Bell Witch (aka the Bell's family trouble)!

Jun 24, 202001:02:04
E173: That'll Do, Pig

E173: That'll Do, Pig

Here's a little behind the scenes tidbit: this episode was supposed to be a Patreon bonus episode, but the conversation was too relevant not to post as a regular episode. Also, Erin and Nicole want everyone to know what a POS Nathan Bedford Forrest was. Maybe you haven't heard of him? Real quick, not only was Forrest a Confederate Army General (aka a LOSER), he was also the first Grand Wizard of the KKK (yep, that checks out). And guess what? There are a LOT of statues, parks, schools and the like STILL named after this racist taint. Like, right now, in 2020. Shouldn't we take down and/or rename that crap, along with all of the other statues, parks, schools, army bases, etc that celebrate any of this country's long line of racist, old sh*tbags?!

Jun 17, 202001:00:13
E172: Engaging Idiots

E172: Engaging Idiots

The title of this week's episode COULD refer to Nicole's quest to educate her family members and old high school friends on the Black Lives Matter movement, but really, it refers to this week's topic. Our Dudes had to pick something dumb - they just had to. So make your best surprised face (and subsequent disappointed face) as they share with you some of the worst engagement stories they could find on the internet.

Jun 10, 202051:27
E171: An Important Message + The Cardiff Giant

E171: An Important Message + The Cardiff Giant

Before we get into this week's episode, we want to talk to you about the #blacklivesmatter movement and the ways we're educating ourselves and helping to lend our voices and resources in support. The episode itself? It's about the Cardiff Giant, which was a hoax at the turn of the 20th century. And it's a real fun time. We love you all and hope you're staying safe, while standing up for what is right.

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Text "Resist" to 50409, for an easy way to email your representatives (Data and text messaging rates apply)
Instagrams to Follow:
@Byp100, @berniceking, @ckyourprivilege, @laylafsaad, @theconsciouskid
Books to Read: “Me and White Supremacy” by Layla F Saad, "The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness" by Michelle Alexander,  "Women, Race, and Class" by Angela Davis, "White Fragility: Why It's So Hard for White People to Talk About Racism" by Robin DiAngelo, Kevin Kruse's thread about the American history of police brutality on Twitter Places to Donate: ACLU, Bail Project, Campaign Zero, Black Lives Matter, Bail Funds for Protestors (e.g. LA Bail Fund)

Jun 03, 202001:16:14
E170: Diarrhea Island

E170: Diarrhea Island

Erin had been wanting to cover a "real-life castaway" situation, so of course our dudes Googled "Real-Life Castaways" and found this guy: Philip Ashton. At 19 years old, he was captured and tortured by pirates, before he was marooned on a deserted island. And you guys? He survived for MONTHS. Of course, this was in the 1700s. Could you imagine a current day teen getting marooned on a deserted island?! Gah Bless.

May 27, 202001:06:25
E169: Colonel Griffith Griffith and the Red Flag Factory

E169: Colonel Griffith Griffith and the Red Flag Factory

The Griffith Observatory is a Hollywood landmark and is easily seen from many directions when approaching Los Angeles. And wouldn't you know, it was named after the man who funded it - Griffith J. Griffith. So nice, they named him twice! Except he wasn't nice - he was very problematic. Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss the financial scandals, murder attempts and all around bad behavior of Griffith J. Griffith, and the legacy he left behind.

May 20, 202001:12:15
E168: Crop Dusted

E168: Crop Dusted

Somehow this episode about crop circles takes a sharp left and ends up at buttholes - gee, who would have thought? (I mean, I guess they're both round?) Erin and Nicole delight in the history and current theories behind some of the most weird, artsy and corny farmland occurrences in the world...crop circles. I already said "crop circles" earlier. Weren't you listening?

May 13, 202001:08:01
E167: P.T(eeth). Barnum

E167: P.T(eeth). Barnum

Gah Bless the person who recommended this topic - it is, how you say? *Chef's kiss* Open wide while Erin and Nicole root around in the life and times of dentist slash showman Painless Parker. Don't forget to floss!

May 06, 202001:11:51
E166: Down to Suck

E166: Down to Suck

You thought the Pigman from Vermont was horny? You haven't met the Chupacabra! Good ol' Chupie is 50% vampire, 50% animal-of-some-sort and 100% DTS. And honestly, that's all Erin and Nicole needed to know to quickly get on board.

Apr 29, 202056:09
E165: Never Ending Fixer Upper

E165: Never Ending Fixer Upper

What would you do if you had a buttload of money, too much free time, and your own personal medium telling you the spirit world was coming for you, unless you build a house? You'd break ground on the world's most f*cked up mansion, duh! Join Erin and Nicole as they lay out the blueprint for what might be the wildest abode ever built: The Winchester House.

Apr 22, 202001:19:57
E164: MacPhisto

E164: MacPhisto

David Bowie is Ziggy Stardust. Beyoncé is Sasha Fierce. Bono is...MacPhisto? Is that an alter ego, or a magic trick? In this episode, Erin and Nicole discuss some of music's best alter egos...but obviously, the worst ones are the most fun.

Apr 15, 202001:08:60
E163: Shame Shows

E163: Shame Shows

No whammy. no whammy, no whammy, stop! *Bummer of a horn noise* Be the first to buzz in this week, as Erin and Nicole talk about some of the worst game shows of all time.

Apr 08, 202001:11:26
E162: Grimmest Book of World Records

E162: Grimmest Book of World Records

We've all read the book of Guinness World Records while on the toilet. Some records come naturally: the tallest man, the longest fingernails, the hairiest taint, etcetera etcetera. But there are some records that, despite your current level of boredom, you would NEVER think to attempt, let alone break. And yet, we find ourselves at a place and time when anything is possible! Join Erin and Nicole as they share some of the grossest, dumbest, most f****d up official World Records they could find via Google Search.

Apr 01, 202001:07:37
E161: FDA Approved Diarrhea

E161: FDA Approved Diarrhea

If you're of a certain age, you may remember the diet craze of the 1990s. SlimFast and Lean Cuisine were king, Diet Coke was at its Supermodel peak, and "fat free" was the way to be. In this episode, Erin and Nicole uncover the miracle of diet miracles: Olestra. Sure, it made your butt leaky, but FAT FREE DORITOS.

Mar 25, 202058:20
E160: Firing from Both Ends

E160: Firing from Both Ends

Happy 3 year anniversary to our Dudes! Not just Erin and Nicole, but all the dudes, near and far, who support this podcast! In this episode, Erin and Nicole celebrate their anniversary by reading (and listening to!) some hilarious stories from listeners around the world.

Mar 18, 202040:48
E159: Erin Go Bragh

E159: Erin Go Bragh

Erin's on her way to Ireland this week, amidst a global epidemic. And while she's a little worried about germs on the plane, they are nothing compared to the horrors she might find when she gets there. Headless horsemen, banshees and a stone that everyone puts their mouth on, that might also have been a toilet? This week, Erin and Nicole touch upon Irish mythology and superstition!

Mar 11, 202053:32
E158: Pujol My Finger

E158: Pujol My Finger

If you haven't heard of Le Pétomane, today's your lucky day. If you have, you should also consider yourself blessed, because there is a guardian angel on your shoulder, making sure you are exposed to only the most premium content out there. Erin and Nicole just learned of Le Pétomane (aka Joseph Pujol aka the French Flatulist) for the first time this week and they were blown away...that's a joke 'cause this guy farted professionally. Y'all, this episode has a lot of fart jokes.

Mar 04, 202057:22
E157: Live from Las Vegas

E157: Live from Las Vegas

You know those brilliant ideas you scribble down as you're falling asleep? And when you look at what you wrote in the morning, with fresh eyes, it just says something like "roast beef face mask?" This episode is that: a brilliant idea to record an episode of the podcast from our hotel room, while on a Las Vegas "retreat." But in the harsh morning light, it's just two over served adult women talking into a microphone about the Bellagio Biker Bandit Heist.

Feb 26, 202051:42
E156: Whalecum to the Thunderdome

E156: Whalecum to the Thunderdome

Hold on to your Moby Dicks, because this week, Erin and Nicole detonate the much-requested topic of the Oregon Exploding Whale of 1970.

Feb 19, 202049:59
E155: F'ART

E155: F'ART

"Good Art" is subjective. Like, sure, an artist can put an old hot dog wrapper on a pedestal and call it a commentary on capitalism. But people can also call that literal garbage. Join Erin and Nicole as they run down some of the best, worst "art," made from the worst, worst mediums. And if you're not thinking that "bodily fluids" are a legit medium, you're right. But people have used them anyway.

Feb 12, 202059:30