Ear Junkies

Has it been months? Yes, yes it has been. Hello again for the first time in a very long time. We missed y'all and hopefully y'all missed us. We are glad to be back, and we hope y'all are glad to have us back. Love y'all.

Just aliens man, what else can we say.

-

Why does signing up for a gym membership suck? and why is brad hogging the bench press for his little photoshoot?

Getting recognized in public is fun. Ryan is/was such a hater. Harry Styles is GOAT'd. Poor little submarine.

old people have old people names. No if ands or buts about it.

-

Congratulations to the class of 2023, here's some advice from two guys who are still figuring out.

Something went down at Arby's...

The Junkies talk more movies from Marvel, DC, Adam Sandler, and even The Fast & Furious Franchise.

Rotten Tomatoes sucks, and everyone knows that. They have no idea what they're talking about. So Ear Junkies is proud to introduce our movie rating system called the JunkieMeter. Let us know what movies you want us to talk about and review in the future. We hope you enjoy.

This one is a doozy, it seems like nothing is off-limits at this point.

Ryan has the technological skills of a senior citizen. Food critics have a "Refined" palette. Ryan tells The Greatest Story of His Life!

Little kids are texting, Designer clothes still piss Ryan off, electric cars still suck, Yankees bat boy, and Snapchat's new AI.

Oh how we do ponder the good old days of all black clothing, combat boots, band tees, and RAWR xD.

Candies, Sodas, and Self Grooming

- 

Velma is an L but The Last of Us is a W.

Texas Donuts!!

we recorded this on christmas eve so merry christmas junkies

Let's talk about Ye. (definitely didn't title it to feed the algorithm)

We made it to episode 100! Are y'all ready for 100 more!?

Jake is back. Ryan is curious about new hobbies. Luke is just happy the gang is back together again.

Ummmmmmm.....how do you speed run a Rorschach test??

How to we go from Neanderthal to talking about cum?

We've had nothing but "yearning" music on our TT for you pages recently. What even is yearning and why do we love it?

Have you heard Cbat by Hudson Mohawke? No? Well here's your introduction to it. Today we talk about the proper way to build a fuggin playlist. Spoiler alert, use this song.

--

Well.....Luke needs a vacation. Ryan just got back from disney.

This is just a short little recording we did at a bar a long time ago. We hope you enjoy.

Whatever you do do not fly Frontier Airlines.

Hey Howie, are you okay?

.

.

It's been a minute since we've had guests on our show, and today we have 2 very funny people joining us. We hope you enjoy!!

This one's a wee bit sciency. By wee bit I mean it's extremely sciency. 

Luke didn't actually quit. Don't worry, we're back!

The crypto and NFT markets are struggling, we still can't afford Balenciagas and Luke can't take anymore.

Elon bought Twitter and WWE is still fake.

This one is a bit all over the place haha! 

 -

-

Ryan is a homesteader now.....'nuff said.

Todays is another trip down Reddit r/fiftyfifty enjoy!!!

This one's got some nostalgia, some music talk, and of course laughs. Oh, and what on earth is up with Abigail Shapiro!?!?

Today the boys talk about the Tinder Swindler, Matt Stafford, and a quick life speed run hack.

We hate a lot of things but today we're pushin' P. We hope you enjoy!!!!

It was a rough ride this past weekend for the boys. We do our best to put on a good show, but face the trials of exhaustion and lack of voice. Listen how the boys get through these trying times and deliver the show of a lifetime. (honestly it's just our typical BS, good luck)

OBJ makes a huge mistake with crypto, some shows\movies should be rebooted, and Ryan got got. We hope you enjoy!!

This week is another fun one and we have a big announcement for you guys so be sure to stay around until the end. 

Apparently Ryan hates people who write in coffee shops....Idk.. We hope you enjoy!