East Hell Live
By Edward A Coonce
East Hell Live Mar 16, 2024
Winner Winner
My typical satire on display here. Hope you sleep well after your next trip to KFC.
Purple Snow
The ultimate environmental tragedy happens when a winery burns.
The Potheads of Scrumptious Junction
When you're high and watching reality tv, anything can happen.
Lost In Cyberspace
A story of terror, romance, and bundling my home and auto insurance.
The Lodge
What happens when your alma mater, HogPimple Academy, is taken over by a secret organization, The Knights of the Lodge of the Flaming Buttocks?
The Twerkstonia Dystopia
Everything that could go wrong goes wrong, always. At least, sometimes. Usually.
Teletubbie Revenge
A story about Eww, the Fifth Teletubbie, who had the show he single handedly created stolen. He gets back big time. PG13
The Moats
Time gets all wacky, and it's the fault of those damn Saxons.
A Safe Place
Very reminiscent...in a Deliverance kind of way, but without the banjos.
Abby
Sometimes an alien will get with a human, then...you know. There'll be a kid who's a little different, and surprisingly, you want to see their home planet.
Cool Jerk
A trip back in time to my high school days.
Your Package Has Been Delivered
Suppose the storks who deliver our babies had malfunctioning GPS software, causing flight delays and cancellations and botched deliveries?
TrollOff!
A tutorial and short how to piece on how to get rid of the trolls plaguing your social media feeds.
Lenny
A cave man from 88,000BC wows the the crowd on America's Got Talent.
The Killing of Light Buzzyear
The latest story from the East Hell environs. It all centers around the killing of an intruder who invaded my space.
The Crypto Queen of Fletchville
It's a confusing world of numbers and theorems and possibilities, Bella finds.
YourPillow and the Plucked Roosters Incident
Shades of George Orwell and Richard Brautigan. Animals fight back, with unusual consequences and human skills.
Chuckie The Crow
The neighborhood birds have some anger issues.
I'm Madonna! Or am I?
A typical day in East Hell unfolds.
Possible Scenes for an Upcoming Short Story
My imagination is on hyperdrive. But that's OK.
The Post-Appointment Story
True story based on my last doctor's appointment and the aftermath.
Raptured To Hell
That next knock on your front door could be the Celestial Rapture Service!
Where Do You Go When You Dream?
Prose...truth telling...lots of pent up emotions are starting to spring up. But That's OK.
Bitcoin Explained Sort Of
After trying to decipher the bitcoin phenomenon, I realize that now I am no closer than when I started. Wrap me up in blockchains and throw me overboard. It's Ok.
Posterior Hindsight
One of those things you rarely wonder about, but inquiring minds need to know.
The Hedge
Sometimes things happen that restore your faith in yourself.
The Peloton Murders
The best excuse not to work out ever!
Alexa: Origins
Alexa was hacked. I knew it!
Smart House Hell
Alexa gets replaced.
A Fix Is Gonna Come
Technology clashes with everything else...sometimes.
King Bee
This is how your day happens sometimes. You make that date you can't keep and then...
A Clear and Present Manger
Happy New Year! It will be better than 2020.
The Hobo Art Memoirs
Sometimes, we artists just strike out. But we never quit.
A Socially Distant Dadaist Romance
This is how it goes out in the far neighborhoods of East Hell.
Lightnin' Hopkins Fingers
A little bit of poetry.
I'm Your HOA Man
Still getting the hang of Anchor. Hope to soon add some music and extra sound effects.
President Timmy
Playing with some sound effects today, so I have comedy and revulsion in one package. Audio and mind's eye visual.
The Lot
Occasionally I stray away from humor and satire, this is one of those times.
An Appointment With Dr. Nostrodamus
What kind of stories would you like to hear? Email me at ed.coonce@yahoo. I can write stories on demand, and attribute you. Of course, they'll all be satirical and humorous and awful, but who doesn't like that?
Storm's A Comin'
This is how some folks do disaster preparedness. Have fun!
Alexa
So you thought you knew Alexa?
A Morning's Work
Brought to you live from East Hell, where anything can happen, and usually does.