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Effin' Cultured

Effin' Cultured

By Bobby, Griff, and The Rik

Join Bobby, Griff, and The Rick as they tackle today's pop culture madness, with some very special guests! Movies, sports, music, tv, theatre, gaming... no topic will be ignored as we foolishly scream worthless nothings for an hour at a time. Let's have some effin' fun shall we!?
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Effin' CulturedMay 03, 2022

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01:14:60
He's Stumped

He's Stumped

We're all here and ready to talk all about:

The Poohniverse!

We cast our own Greek God MCU

New Dew

Applebees is king?

Wonka update

Movie News

and some crazy news stories involving Witches and insurance fraud

We finish with a scene from Romeo & Juliet "Do you bite your thumb at me, sir!?"

Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!


Mar 26, 202401:24:19
Bidet, Mate!

Bidet, Mate!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Third week in a row we are full of nonsense and silly voices! We talk about:

Bobby and Griff's theatre happenings

Rik's new LPs

Hundreds of Beavers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m39iu2YW-oM

Food News

ROBOTS! https://www.tiktok.com/@realbrianmello/video/7346366539752344862

Aussie Potty and The Ranch of Dr. Moureau

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

Mar 19, 202401:28:22
Cream of Meat

Cream of Meat

The boys talk about our weeks and the events that brought us to this recording. We also talk a bit about:

Breakfast

Sports

Megamouth Sharks

Debbie Downer

National Ranch Day

Razzies

and some wild news!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!


Mar 12, 202401:03:37
The Trial of Giuseppe

The Trial of Giuseppe

We're back with a doozy of an episode! Bobby, Griff, and Rick talk all about:

Whale News

Wonka?

Everest's waste problem

Let them eat flakes

Ice Football

and Florida Man Games!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!

Mar 05, 202401:10:29
Fermented Fruit 34: Kung Pow- Enter the Fist (2002)

Fermented Fruit 34: Kung Pow- Enter the Fist (2002)

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS! We get messed up, and watch this 22 year old, Hong Kong Phooey...

Does this movie deserve to be rotten, or has it fermented? Give us a listen, and see what we thought!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

Feb 27, 202401:01:26
A Little Hurkle Durkle

A Little Hurkle Durkle

This week we learn about Hurkle Durkle then we chat about

SweetPea and the Puppybowl

Stingray Jesus

Fantastic Four

big news in Tacos!

Mealy Griff returns for X-men talk

then we finish with some wild Florida News

come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!



Feb 20, 202401:30:14
Happy Galentine's Day

Happy Galentine's Day

It's Valentine's day! Join us in celebrating all things love including:

Terrible Dates

Chocolate treats

MFK Disney

Relationship advice

and a very special Valentines ending


Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!

Feb 13, 202401:32:44
This Means War-tadella

This Means War-tadella

It's a full house this week! Bobby, Griff, Rik, Craig, and Eric are all here and talking:

Buffalo Seltzer, Buffalo Lip Balm, and rooty tooty chips

World Soccer Championship in... Jersey?

Cheech and Chong Vodka

They found her!?

Malicious Meat

Grand Theft Horsey

and a deadly postcard!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!


Feb 06, 202401:18:13
Fermented Fruit 33: Chillerama

Fermented Fruit 33: Chillerama

Bobby, Griff, and Rick have a lot of fun with this one. We get nice and toasty, and review this ultimate drive in horror anthology. Can we survive Wadzilla, a giant city destroying sperm? Can we make it out without being turned into a Ware-Bear!? Will we be able to breathe after witnessing the Diary of Anne Frankenstein? SHOULD THIS MOVIE BE ROTTEN!?

Join us, and find out!

Jan 30, 202401:25:25
All Swifties Matter

All Swifties Matter

Bobby, Rik and Griff are here and talking

Jason and Taylor

2024 Death List

Kanye Jaws

Tons of Movie news

New Billy Joel!

MENtal Health

Pauly Simmons

and CRAIG joins us!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!



Jan 23, 202401:27:41
In-N-Out Manimal Style

In-N-Out Manimal Style

Griff is getting over sickness, Bobby is just getting sick, and The Rik Abides. This week we talk about:

Memal juice and Manimal Meat

EGOT winners

Non Alcoholic White Claw

RIP Fruit Stripe

AI Carlin Special

and Gasms...

GASM GASM!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!



Jan 16, 202401:03:29
The Big 200: Establishing Dominance

The Big 200: Establishing Dominance

EPISODE 200! Bobby, Griff, Rik, and Craig are here talking

200 straight weeks!

Establishing Dominance

we get 2 special calls

Tetris magic

Food News

Florida Lawsuits

and some shows we're catching up to!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!!!


Jan 09, 202401:25:05
Steamboat Cummy

Steamboat Cummy

Happy New Year!

Bobby, Griff, and Rick talk about their holidays and the fantasy league, then we they discuss:

New Doggy years

Playing Cat God

Steamboat Cummy

DUMB LAWSUITS!

Then we discuss 2023 entertainment, and emd with some resolutions!

Come on in, and get Effin' Cultured!


Jan 03, 202401:34:05
Fermented Fruit 32: Trapped in Paradise (94)

Fermented Fruit 32: Trapped in Paradise (94)

Bobby, Griff, and The Rik get a bit tipsy, and review this 1994 Christmas movie. Can a cast of Nic Cage, Jon Lovitz, and Dana Carvey save this movie from a rotten score, or will this film be a giant Bah Humbug!?
Tune in, and find out what we thought!
Happy Effin' Holidays, Y'all!!!
Dec 26, 202301:08:54
Bambi's Bologna

Bambi's Bologna

Bobby demands you put respect on Huddleston's Santa Claus!

Then we talk a whole bunch about

Butt holes

Bambi

Bologna

Naval Reserve

UK KFC

and some fun news stories to round out our Christmas week!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

Dec 19, 202301:04:14
Every Inch!

Every Inch!

Bobby talks colonoscopy prep then we talk about the sickness going round

Then we cover some crazy news including:

New McD's concept!

Limp Bizkit and who?

Semi Circle Madness

Beach Vibes

Crappy Car Thief

Taco Bell Hell

and a Cat trying to kill its owner!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!


Dec 12, 202301:14:06
The Effin' Christmas Roast of Rankin Bass Santa

The Effin' Christmas Roast of Rankin Bass Santa

Bobby, Griff, and Rik are joined by Mike and Deuce from The Neatcast, The return of Eric D the Dairy King, Their friend Ken, and Eric Poch from You Didn't Ask For This to lay waste to all your favorite Rankin Bass Christmas Characters! You'll want to tune into this one, it's FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!

Dec 03, 202301:31:22
Turcules Turcules!!!

Turcules Turcules!!!

Bobby, Griff, and The Rik are back from Turkey day.

Bobby is searching for an updated Wake

We discuss the aftermath of Thanksgiving

A little food news

and then we meet the mighty Turcules!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

Nov 28, 202301:28:23
Ooooooooo Ah Ah Ah Ah

Ooooooooo Ah Ah Ah Ah

All 4 guys are here this week and were talking about:

Death Protocol

Cuddle Clones

Hibernating Hampsters

Metal for Orcas

McCrocs

Snoop quits

Happy Gilmore

and some Hillbilly Target Practice

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!


Nov 21, 202301:20:00
Ennui Au Jus

Ennui Au Jus

Bobby, Griff, and The Rik are here for another laugh filled episode! This week we discuss;

New Christmas Movies

Live action Zelda

Ohtani Mania!

Snake Soup Pie

Costner's child support

Australians getting bit and biting

and Russian Snow Penises!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

Nov 14, 202301:15:01
Schmears for Beers

Schmears for Beers

All 4 guys are back!

This week we talk about:

Aldi Madness

Terror from the Deep

90's children Marry

Tay Tay's a Billionaire

Smear Beer

Smear Madness

North Dakota "True" Crime

and we finish with a BRAND NEW GAME!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

Nov 07, 202301:31:21
Fermented Fruit 31: House of Wax (05)

Fermented Fruit 31: House of Wax (05)

It's Halloween, time for Bobby, Griff, and the Rick to get a bit toasty and review a horror movie! We may be more messed up than ever before! Sorry in advance! What do y'all think, is this Paris Hilton classic rotten, or fermented!?

Oct 31, 202301:32:14
Effin' Cultured Does NOT Live Here

Effin' Cultured Does NOT Live Here

We're back and this week we are discussing:

Sickness and Nightmares

4th grade whoops

Halloween Body Counts

Bluey Rip Off

Korn and ADIDAS

Stuffing a Stuffy

and Florida Man News

Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!


Oct 24, 202301:25:14
Hiberbation Period

Hiberbation Period

Bobby, Griff, and Rik are here and talking about;

Ricks snip snip

Rolling Stones top guitarists

Top Treehouse of Horrors

Emergency Pizza

Fighting a Grizzly

The Iron Claw

and other wild news stories

Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!


Oct 17, 202301:30:54
The Wet Wink

The Wet Wink

Bobby is flying a bit higher this episode... by like 5mgs, and he takes Griff and Rik along for the ride!

This episode we discuss:

switching positions

Burger King

Fat Bear Week

new music

an interesting measurement

A horrifying wedgie

and some crazy news...

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

Oct 11, 202301:17:45
Teardrops on The Rik's Guitar

Teardrops on The Rik's Guitar

After 16 weeks, The Rik has returned! Let's celebrate by talking about:

Politics?

Tay & Travis

We review this years Mtn. Dew Voodoo

Buh Bye DVDs

More Taylor Puns

400 lb stingray!

A NEW APPLE!

and RIP Tim Wakefield (aka Curt Schilling is the worst)

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured




Oct 03, 202301:32:04
Just the Two of Us

Just the Two of Us

It's just Bobby and Griff, we have a surprise guest stop in for a bit

This week we tackle:

Inconveniences

Irritating Gaming

A new Coke tasting

Wieners are back, and... gummies?

We Gonna Die? Starring Producer Craig!

Aussie Humor?

Romans?

Florida Kids

Some Crappy News

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!



Sep 26, 202301:29:01
The Sound of Weatherproofing

The Sound of Weatherproofing

Drew has covid, Bobby has Shingles, and The Griff abides!

This week we talk:

NFL quick hits

Hambone Awards

The End of Days

Broken Caulk

A Crazy short cut and we finish with some Florida Man news


Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!

Sep 19, 202301:11:15
Sharts on a Plane

Sharts on a Plane

Laura is back and joins Bobby and Griff to talk about:

Work Woes

Fuzzy Xbox

Kanye getting nasty

Brady's new gig

Martin Short Hate

A crappy flight

and some florida man/bear news!

Come on in and get yourself Efin' Cultured!


Sep 13, 202301:19:51
HiroBEEma

HiroBEEma

Craig's baby is here! Since he's on leave, Mike from Neatcast joins us this week!

Lot's of word play, and no remorse for some sad news this week, which includes:

Troubles with Rent

Freakin Bees

Sad Music News

Air BnBaseball

and an epic fight over a 4 wheeler!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!


Sep 05, 202301:31:11
Fermented Fruit 30: Small Soldiers (1998)

Fermented Fruit 30: Small Soldiers (1998)

Bobby, Griff, Craig, and Dean are getting ripped tonight!

We are watching the 1998 sci fi comedy Small Soldiers! Celebrating 25 years of Commando and Gorgonite existence.

I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning! Did we think this movie should be rotten, or like a fine wine is it fermented? Come on in, and find out!

Aug 29, 202301:31:53
What's Your Toon?

What's Your Toon?

We are joined by AJ from Nutmeg Junction!

We talk about:

Florida Woman Forensics

The Craziest Marathon of all time

Rockin Bud Lite

Dunkin Punkin

Tye Die Pizza

Then we re-imagine the zodiac signs as cartoon characters from our youth! I'm a Daffy Duck!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

Aug 23, 202301:34:17
The Crawling Method

The Crawling Method

Bobby, Griff, and Craig are here and they are TIRED!

Bobby shares WAY TOO MUCH about his vacation to the Jersey Shore

then we talk about:

Aphantasia

An unfortunate realization about a toy

Spiked Dunkin

BK snack wraps

McDonald's being McDumb

HQ Video game news

and a spider closing down a supermarket!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!





Aug 15, 202301:13:03
Roach’s Rectal Relief

Roach’s Rectal Relief

Bobby, Griff and Craig do a little late-night recording before Bobby leaves for Wildwood!  Topics on the docket for this week include:

RIP Paul Reubens

Asteroid mining

An unfortunate pool fiesta

Sunbears and Secret Zoo

MTG’s One Ring and the Chief Uno Player

Florida Man news

An unfortunate highway fiesta

Imposter-N-Out

Winona Ryder cameo kidnapping?

Come on in and get yourself Effin’ Cultured!



Aug 07, 202301:12:58
Oh, The Hugh Manatee!

Oh, The Hugh Manatee!

Griff is back and crushing it with jokes!

This week we talk about;

Griff's vacation

Movies

Country music

Mustard Skittles and other food news

Sex dolls

Manatee "love?"

a fun game of golf, and the most famous Craigs!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!

Jul 31, 202301:43:26
BiCARius

BiCARius

Bobby and Craig are Joined by Eric and Laura this week! They discuss:

RIP Tony Bennett

Romney is Effin weird

Attack of the NPC craze

Dunkin's summer swag

Ornery Otter

Car Love

and we discuss the most famous Eric's and Laura's

Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!


Jul 24, 202301:16:52
Was This Before or After Fighting the One-Legged Man?

Was This Before or After Fighting the One-Legged Man?

Bobby, Griff, and Craig are here and talking about all sorts of goodies!

We talk about Heat Stroke

The WGA/SAG strike

Burger King News

Nic Cage trailers

Urban Romance

crime unpaid

and Rankers most famous Matthews

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!







Jul 17, 202301:16:45
Always a Wiener to Me

Always a Wiener to Me

Drew joins Bobby, Griff, and Craig this week to talk about:

Seacrest's Wheel

a Deadly Binge session

Hot Dog News

dumb Brits writing about "dumb" American foods

and a ton of toy related movie news!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!

Jul 12, 202301:19:53
Fermented Fruit 29: National Treasure

Fermented Fruit 29: National Treasure

Happy Birthday America! (and The Rik!)

Bobby, Griff, Dean, and Mike from the Neatcast, all have a little too much to drink, and review the 2004 Nic Cage blockbuster, National Treasure.

Does Cage bleed ink? WILL SEAN BEAN DIE... AGAIN!? Why would the captain be guarding THAT barrel?

All those questions and much more being answered here, including wether we think this movie should be rotten or not...

Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!

Jul 04, 202301:34:12
Trouble With The Scurve

Trouble With The Scurve

Bobby, Griff, and Craig are here and talking a whole bunch of nonsense about:

The Submersible.... yeah, we know, everyone is talking about it

6,12,18,24 challenge

We try the newest Coke flavor

Who played baseball?

Mormon's attacking Nevada!

Who's greatest hits?

We finish by trying to guess ranker's list of top 10 Roberts and Bobs

Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!


Jun 27, 202301:26:53
You Can't Say That on Radio!

You Can't Say That on Radio!

Bobby, Griff, and Craig are back this week to give their love to Rik's new baby boy, and to talk about:

24 hour play festival

Cadaver Caper!

I'm Not Dead Yet... yet.

Sidekicks Sequel!?

THE NEWEST ULTIMATE SWEAR! (We learn new slang that leaves us spechless)

Street Fighter Easter Egg

Food News!

And a Professional Child Shamer

Come on in, and get Effin' Cultured!






Jun 20, 202301:15:00
I Say Tomato, You Say Pepperoni

I Say Tomato, You Say Pepperoni

The Rik's baby boy is coming this week so we talk for far too long to say "See you soon, Rik!"

We talk about:

Dumb folks

FAKE Sex Sports

LIV Golf

Predator vs Wolverine

Ducking Iphones

A German Amputation

2 Cocaine Bear Knock offs

Then Griff challenges us to pick the fake Ad!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!


Jun 15, 202301:32:04
Never Trust a Scandinavian With a Potato!

Never Trust a Scandinavian With a Potato!

Another episode in the books! The boys are here, and talking about:

Another Dirty Old Man

Triple Double Crunch Wraps!

TV and Movie news

Get That Cheese!

Some crazy news, including a wild potato story

and the new Foo!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!

Jun 06, 202301:06:31
Whale Team 6

Whale Team 6

This episode the boys are talking about;

Sentient toilets, Reunions, RIP Cherry Dip, Target, Movie and TV news, then we get into some fun news stories including a pod of vigilante whales!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

May 31, 202301:10:02
Effin Ho Down

Effin Ho Down

Mika is back! She joins the guys in talking Mortal Kombat, Frankmobile, Star Wars, Ketchup Remix, and suing the entire world!

Then, it's a celebration of National Masturbation Month, with some year in review from Pornhub.

Last but not least, we draft our fantasy fictional brothels!

Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!

May 23, 202301:37:26
My Safe Word is Zoinks

My Safe Word is Zoinks

What happens when we try all 4 Hard Mountain Dew flavors as we talk about some news!
We talk some old folks news
TV and movies
Dolly!
Zelda!
And some fun headlines including a really unfortunate MRI...
Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured
May 16, 202301:30:51
Richard is a Dick

Richard is a Dick

This week we talk about:

New Appliances

DONT CALL ME BIG MAN!

Outlaw Johnny Black and other movie news

Richard Dreyfus is a dick

An Ancient mask is unearther... Smokin'!

The Dickie Berg of Dildo NF

May 09, 202301:15:34
Fermented Fruit 28: Good Burger

Fermented Fruit 28: Good Burger

Welcome to Effin Cultured, home of the Effin Cultured, can we get drunk and review your movie!? We got drunk, and watched Good Burger, so you don't need to! Is this movie truly rotten, or like a fine wine fermented? Listen now, and see how we felt? Let us know what you think. Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

May 03, 202301:20:50
Righty Tighty

Righty Tighty

This week we talk about some McDonalds updates, some Cartoon news, AI, and a few other crazy stories. We finish everything up by talking about an Onlyfans lady that has 2.... uh.... well you know... One for work, and One for Pleasure!

Join us, and get Effin Cultured!

Apr 26, 202301:13:28
Effin’ Smaht 2: THE FINALE!

Effin’ Smaht 2: THE FINALE!

Drew had come back to defend his crown against Bobby, Mika, and Zack Deuce. Will he remain the king of our trivia castle, or will someone else take the title! Listen, as we take on the hardest game that we have created, and see who among us is the most Effin’ Cultured!
Apr 18, 202301:14:54