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Castpergers

Castpergers

By Don’t Die

From a traveling alcoholic comedian to a psychedelic infused martial artist rapper to now a 100% sober guy entrepreneur. When I decided to make this, 2 girls had asked me if I had Aspergers. When I told a 3rd, they responded; “well, do you?” I hope this pops up on google if you search Catsburgs or Catsburgers
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MIDDLE EAST: THE TRUTH

CastpergersNov 06, 2023

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MIDDLE EAST: THE TRUTH

MIDDLE EAST: THE TRUTH

I'm only posting this on Spotify because I dont want to get banned off social media again.

Nov 06, 202317:09
My First LSD Experience

My First LSD Experience

Recorded this like 2 months ago in a hotel in Miami

Nov 03, 202327:60
Gary’s back

Gary’s back

Another pod
Oct 07, 202301:00:50
HANK GARZA

HANK GARZA

We recorded this in a car driving home from San Antonio mics
Sep 06, 202358:07
#73 THERAPY

#73 THERAPY

Stuck in hotel on layover after auditioning for shark tank

Jul 09, 202329:25
#72 How to Fix the World feat. Brad Bentley, Gary Faust

#72 How to Fix the World feat. Brad Bentley, Gary Faust

Just a couple hooligans hoolin around
Jun 23, 202358:26
#24 - Total Debauchery w/ Gary

#24 - Total Debauchery w/ Gary

Gary reminds me of some of my worst blackouts and some sepia toned grey stories that would ruin any potential chance I’d have at a career. We also touch on some sociopolitical issues.
Jun 22, 202341:44
#71 Psychopath self help w/ Gary Faust

#71 Psychopath self help w/ Gary Faust

Gary was the guest on my most played podcast years back and now he’s back to be the least viewed guest
Jun 22, 202301:19:47
10 min comedy set - Best in the West

10 min comedy set - Best in the West

I crushed on this set and don’t have video so I wanted to post the audio
Jun 03, 202310:48
#70 Dallas Car Ride feat. Francisco Rincon & James Garibay

#70 Dallas Car Ride feat. Francisco Rincon & James Garibay

Eli made someone quit their job. Francisco ate a dog. James got a DUI.
May 20, 202301:09:10
#69 HOW TO BE SOBER

#69 HOW TO BE SOBER

HERES HOW I GOT SOBER AND YOU CAN TOO!
May 11, 202326:17
WHY AM I IN THAILAND #68

WHY AM I IN THAILAND #68

I forgot a few reasons but there's a lot

Feb 07, 202343:05
Dean Stanfield #67

Dean Stanfield #67

I’m dificjf I can’t type rn
Jan 06, 202301:23:58
Christian Ceja #66

Christian Ceja #66

Christian is my martial arts friend and we beat each other up and also talk about cool things
Dec 21, 202258:59
Crickets & Consciousness (w/ Alec Winter) #66

Crickets & Consciousness (w/ Alec Winter) #66

I hired a marketing guy for Golden Cricket. We scheduled our first business meeting, and I was like "hey, why not turn this into a podcast so we can cut clips and work while we work." Genius.

Dec 12, 202245:47
Cody Hofstatter (June 2, 2022)

Cody Hofstatter (June 2, 2022)

Cody Hofstatter is the MMA coach at High Tech Martial Arts (which didn't exist when we recorded this)

Dec 01, 202201:18:25
#63 - Justin Essenmacher

#63 - Justin Essenmacher

Austin comedian Justin Essenmacher and I

Oct 09, 202101:23:29
Stand up on LSD

Stand up on LSD

I took 3 tabs and did 11 minutes on stage
Sep 05, 202111:60
#62 - Ketamine / John McAfee

#62 - Ketamine / John McAfee

First podcast back in a while! HOPE IT DOESNT SUCK

Jul 12, 202113:51
#61 - Interdimensional Satanic Pyramid Pedos

#61 - Interdimensional Satanic Pyramid Pedos

IM GONNA GET DEPLATFORMED FOR THIS

Apr 05, 202118:42
Johnny Mitchell - Drug Dealer Turned Comedian #60

Johnny Mitchell - Drug Dealer Turned Comedian #60

Hilarious comedian and author of "Days of the Trap" available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

Feb 09, 202101:30:44
Robinhood #59

Robinhood #59

FUCK ROBINHOOD

Feb 07, 202109:11
Castpergers # 57 - Cody & Gary

Castpergers # 57 - Cody & Gary

We haven't been in a room together in 4 years. But I was in a rush and had to leave early

Jan 26, 202132:53
Giggleboys Ep. 6

Giggleboys Ep. 6

I am sober

Jan 25, 202143:24
Giggleboys Ep. 4

Giggleboys Ep. 4

Episode 4

Jan 12, 202153:46
Giggleboys Ep. 5 - JEREMIAH WATKINS

Giggleboys Ep. 5 - JEREMIAH WATKINS

The first of our headliner series - comedian, musician, Kill Tony band member Jeremiah Watkins.

Jan 10, 202153:46
Giggleboys Ep. 3

Giggleboys Ep. 3

Episode 3

Jan 10, 202145:03
RELATIONSHIP NOMENCLATURE

RELATIONSHIP NOMENCLATURE

I solved the issue with modern day relationships.
Nov 16, 202013:38
NICK SIMMONS

NICK SIMMONS

NY comedian sits down for a chat about being super jacked

Nov 08, 202050:54
FUCK Los Angeles - feat BRION

FUCK Los Angeles - feat BRION

THERES A FUCKING WATERFALL IN THE BACKGROUND! THE AUDIO IS FUCKED!

Sep 15, 202033:33
KYLE RITTENHAUS

KYLE RITTENHAUS

Check out the YouTube video for the best experience

Sep 04, 202014:06
#52 - Johnny Sins' Penis, Elite Pedophile Ring, and Eating Ass

#52 - Johnny Sins' Penis, Elite Pedophile Ring, and Eating Ass

Johnny Sins' Penis, Elite Pedophile Ring, and Eating Ass

Sep 01, 202019:37
RYAN NESEN

RYAN NESEN

Me and Ryan bullshit and enjoy having something to do during quarantine in LA

Jun 27, 202001:21:49
BLM / ADRENOCHROME

BLM / ADRENOCHROME

Follow Castpergers on YouTube Instagram and gimme 5 stars on apple podcasts or I’ll kill myself
Jun 17, 202018:29
SELFISH ASSHOLE RECORDS PODCAST ON AIRPLANE DURING PANDEMIC

SELFISH ASSHOLE RECORDS PODCAST ON AIRPLANE DURING PANDEMIC

Terrible audio quality
May 26, 202013:59
CORONACAST #48

CORONACAST #48

IVE LOST IT
Apr 02, 202034:07
#49 TIGER KING Ex-Employee Explains What Working at the Park was Really Like

#49 TIGER KING Ex-Employee Explains What Working at the Park was Really Like

I sit down with Sheldon stone safely over Zoom. He revealed some very interesting things that weren’t covered in the documentary.
Mar 30, 202036:36
CORONACAST #47

CORONACAST #47

WE BORED n QUARD
Mar 28, 202028:46
CORONAVIRUS UPDATE!!! #46

CORONAVIRUS UPDATE!!! #46

IM FREAKING the FUCK OUT MAN!
Mar 16, 202015:41
#44 - John McAfee

#44 - John McAfee

John McAfee creates McAfee antivirus decades ago. Now he’s on the run for tax evasion.
Mar 03, 202040:26
#43 - Peter Pan was a Pedo feat. Frank Ulloa and Mike

#43 - Peter Pan was a Pedo feat. Frank Ulloa and Mike

I definitely need to have Frank on again while mike is chained up by a nearby dumpster
Feb 28, 202055:10
#42 - New Year, Nude Me

#42 - New Year, Nude Me

Being single, raping police dogs.
Jan 13, 202013:51
#41 - Crack and Adderall feat. Dante

#41 - Crack and Adderall feat. Dante

Mom, don’t listen to this
Oct 16, 201901:15:09
HOW TO GO THROUGH A BREAKUP (Video on YouTube)

HOW TO GO THROUGH A BREAKUP (Video on YouTube)

This is terrible advice I hope no one takes seriously. And I should never be in another relationship.
Oct 14, 201909:02
#39 - Rachel Dee, Jason Delgado

#39 - Rachel Dee, Jason Delgado

In this impromptu podcast with admittedly terrible audio recorded in a bar, we had a hilariously fun time discussion how cannibalism is technically vegan, and how I am addicted to DMT - which is not vegan, if it comes from a frog.
Sep 28, 201949:37
#38 - Gay in Egypt - Bill Dawes part 2

#38 - Gay in Egypt - Bill Dawes part 2

Not-gay comedian Bill Dawes tells me about his trip to Egypt and being arrested on suspicion of homosexuality
Sep 09, 201957:49
#37 - Bill Dawes part 1

#37 - Bill Dawes part 1

One of my favorite stand up comedians it’s down with me and discusses working with Tucker Max. Spoiler alert, he kinda sucks
Sep 09, 201947:47
#36 - The News, and Jeffrey Epstein

#36 - The News, and Jeffrey Epstein

I originally was gonna say fuck you guys and not edit this, but i paused so much and had some free time, so i did and youre welcome
Aug 15, 201926:15
#35 - Mark Boyd

#35 - Mark Boyd

Me and LA comedian Mark Boyd talk about way too much
Aug 07, 201901:25:43
#34 - Me

#34 - Me

Its been a while since i talked to myself. And by god did it feel good.
Jun 16, 201933:31