Therapy For The Lazy
By Elijah Quinn
Therapy For The LazySep 30, 2019
Day 15...
The world is in shambles & I still can't define the "talking" stage.
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Can't Get In Pocket Head Ass
This week the barb in me was fed. I wanna like Maliibu Miitch but I need to feel it because I don't see it. The blind magician strikes again & my experience with pads.
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F*ck Them Kids
My legacy what will I leave behind? Did I peak during middle school with my fake girlfriend? Also I was triggered by an AskElijahQuinn.
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Dear Jenny From The Block ...
I managed to piss Spike Lee off & the Super Bowl was trash. I found out my love language but I’m still not following my next partner on ANY social
media. Also an AskElijahQuinn that I might or might not have an answer for.
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Hoe Card Declined
This week an apology is given & a realization takes place. How I would fake read a book & not into the business of “turning’’
men out but my hoe card got declined.
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Fronter
So this week i’m attempting to give up smoking cold turkey & learning to baclence being selfish. While understanding the power of words & embarrassing myself at DK4L meet & greet.
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Missing Toxicity
This week I was asked does size matter. I give a much needed PSA. Why started using my FUCK YOU money while being lit looking for a waffle maker with a few theories & understandings.
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13 On Craigslist
Finnaly out & about. Some of my thoughts on WW3, fraternization, Dating independent porn stars, sex with the tv on. ALSO where is HELL Amine & Nicki Minaj ?
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A Cursed Blessing
This week we discuss my New Years resolution & plans for NYE. The ugly truth and some stale tea with A LOT of penis talk with a hint of lighskin bashing ft my top 5.
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I Seen On Twitter
This week I realize I had a slight addiction to sex & celibacy making me more productive also why TrashDoll will never be it. A PSA to you non-smoking hoes & a theory or 2
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He Put The Silencer On
This week we discuss some of the things am I thankful for & we touch on being a street vendor. Why I love Orange, The 1 time I feared for my life , Catfish for Catfish & I AM NOT A DRAG QUEEN! Also a Old Head Rant
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Grey Sweatpants
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
PSA To The Stupid Ass Niggas, Loving & Letting Go, Some Kash Doll Appreciation & The End ?
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Beyoncé Never Took A Break!
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Entitlement, Losing Focus, Fuck A Promise Ring, Gentrification & A Case Of Temporary Blindness.
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Everybody Is Not An ICON.
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Finding The Silver Lining, Rhythm & Flow, These Basketball Bitches & Euphoria Really Scarred Me.
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My Vow Of Celibacy
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Self-Love, My 20ish Year Plan & Why The Kids On The Block Banned Me From Playing Manhunt.
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Whats Your Name Honey?
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Birthday Recap,Opinions On The My Neck & My Back Lady, Euphoria Spoiler, One Regret I Have... & LA's ballroom scene is under seasoned GRADE A Garbage
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If I Was A Stripper
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
My Birthday Is Canceled, Nicki's Retirement Is A Hoax & Why My Generation Needed & Needs The Steven Universe Movie & Show.
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Nicki Will NEVER Retire!
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
What I'm Watching, Dating Again & Loving being ignored.
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Ja Rule Is Not An ICON.
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
My Birthday Is Canceled, Nicki's Retirement Is A Hoax & Why My Generation Needed & Needs The Steven Universe Movie & Show.
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Flavor Flav Is My Uncle ?
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Co-Star Is TRASH! The Amazon Rain Forest Is On Fire & Nobody GAF, GRADE A Garbage & Lets Talk Styling Hollywood
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Unpacking Trauma
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Beyond The Pole & Possessive Love ?
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Threesome From Hell
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Co-Star Read, FuckBoy Chronicles, My First Girlfriend & My First Kiss.
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You Bum Broke Basic Busted B*tch !
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Pose Spoilers, The Many Use's Of Crazy Glue & Shaving My Eyebrows
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Wake Up Hoes
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Is It Okay To Out Growing Friends? Dating Younger? & Fucking Behind A Friend ?
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Don't Run From Me Friend
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Pus*y Boy Chronicles, Co-star Read & Queen Talk
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Smoking Dick
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Co-star Read, State Of Rap, I Hate Dogs !
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Beyoncé ft The Lion King
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Feelings on Pose, Co-star Read & Deal Breakers
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Higher
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Mimosa Talk, FuckBoy Chronicles & Tinder ?
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Mouth Hugs Anyone ?
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
World Pride NYC Is Or Was A Trip
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Black Men Don't Cheat.
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Confessions Of A Fuck Boy, Enlisting Into The F.B.I ? MEGATRON ...
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Triggered
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
When They See Us & Is Chris Brown A Bitter Ex ?
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Orbit
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Fumbling The Bag, Plagiarism & Would You Date A Virgin ?
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If There's A Will There's A Way
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
New Mastubation Techniques, All This Catfish, Press & Nair ?
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ReSpEcT yOuR eLdErS
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Heartbreak, Dionne Warwick vs The Hive, Rihanna Making History ? Thoughts On The Fur Ban.
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Selfish
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Thoughts On Fever, Robbed In My Lobby & Sugar,Spice & Little Bit Of Bullying ?
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UNPOPULAR OPINIONS
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
2 Kids, No Condoms, Tina & Chased in Edenwald.
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Pissy Fingers
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
No More Jack'd, Bashing Men & OWING YOUR SHIT!
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PornHub Premium
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
PornHub Premium, Steroids, Tired of being a Vegetarian & Marriage ?
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Pink Skies
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Pink Skies & Full Moon In Libra, New Old Nicki Vs Kim Beef, HOMECOMING !
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I Hate Secrets
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Hiding on all 4, running from the trade & is hair spray a good lubricant ? What about conditioner ?
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Stand Up
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy.
Unmatched , Soul groups , Sending nudes , Smoking crack on the train & Are you willing to defend your trans brothers and sisters ?
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Learning Me
Therapy for the one who overshares , overthinks & is lazy af AKA Therapy for the lazy. Living in my truth & sharing my faults.
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