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The Guru Show with Eliot and Ryan

The Guru Show with Eliot and Ryan

By Eliot Ben-Ner

A weekly football show talking about the best league in the world the Bundesliga. As Ryan, Eliot and James breakdown the biggest stories and headlines in German Football.
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Mbappe Wants out 🤦‍♂️

The Guru Show with Eliot and RyanOct 12, 2022

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Mbappe Wants out 🤦‍♂️

Mbappe Wants out 🤦‍♂️

Mbappé, after signing the richest contract in football history, now is pushing his way out of PSG
Oct 12, 202201:06:56
Serie A chat: Early Days

Serie A chat: Early Days

Recap of Serie A and Bunesliga
Sep 19, 202201:19:42
Bayern and Freiburg Fly

Bayern and Freiburg Fly

We Break Down and Review The Opening fixtures of the Bunesliga Season.

Aug 08, 202241:23
Bunesliga Preview

Bunesliga Preview

The top of German football kicks off this Friday when Bayern Munich take on Frankfurt in Munich We tackle the biggest storylines ahead of this upcoming season while Eliot reveals his predictions for how this season will unravel. He sees Jamal Musiala and Jordan Burkhart as two young stars could explode during that campaign while he anticipates Patrick Schick and sadio mané to fight for goals at the top of the summit with so many intrigue about the European spots that we all up for grabs when the season kicks off.
Aug 04, 202201:34:12
Zaniolo's Childish ways

Zaniolo's Childish ways

Zaniolo's Behavior
Roma's Market
Cristiano Ronaldo Exit?
Can Felix still fill his potential
Inter's Expectations and standard
Real favorites again?
Why hasn't Milan addressed their biggest need
Pogba and Di Maria to Juve
Jul 13, 202255:20
Bale LA Bound

Bale LA Bound

EP 25 Enjoy
Jun 30, 202201:20:32
Real Madrid win Champions League

Real Madrid win Champions League

A recap of this past campaign across Europe
Jun 01, 202201:05:43
Inter on the Verge

Inter on the Verge

Inter on the verge of back to back titles 

Apr 27, 202201:32:31
Modric and Benezema holds the Cards

Modric and Benezema holds the Cards

Recapping the lastest in World Football 

Apr 21, 202201:14:24
World Cup qualifying Madness

World Cup qualifying Madness

The biggest highlights and lowlights from World cup qualifying
Mar 31, 202201:42:56
The Wolves Rip the Head off the Eagle in Rome Derby

The Wolves Rip the Head off the Eagle in Rome Derby

EP: 4

Roma Run through Lazio in Derby 

Barcelona Crush Real in El Classico

Serie A Title Race

Why Real Madrid Shouldn't be effective by it

Man City or Liverpool Who wins the League

Bayern Munich are the Favorites for the Champions League 

Can USMNT Beat Mexico Without Their Best Player (Weston Mckinnie)

 What the USA Need from Reyna and Pulisic BOOM or BUST for Captain America 

Portugal vs Italy: Why Portugal has the edge 

Why Poland should hope for Sweeden in the Playoff 

Czech Republic Will be a Problem for Poland

Mar 22, 202201:11:59
Napoli In Control

Napoli In Control

We Talk about the Serie A Title Race Changing; The Amazing League Cup Final between Chelsea vs Liverpool; Dortmund's collapse; the Bundesliga Champions league Chase; Eliot shares an Eastern European Perspective on Russia and what should be done regarding World Cup Qualifying; Champions League Recap; Eliot and Ryan Share their top 10 Roma and Arsenal players of all time 

Mar 02, 202201:37:03
Guru and Gooner Pilot

Guru and Gooner Pilot

Brand New show debuts as Ryan and Eliot Recap so many different topics through Bundesliga Serie A Premier League and more
Feb 22, 202201:44:42
Bundesliga Midway Point

Bundesliga Midway Point

Recap Bunesliga; Talk about USA Qualify journey and Champions League coming up and more 

Jan 11, 202201:23:35
Euro 2021 Predictions & Reation to the end to the European season.

Euro 2021 Predictions & Reation to the end to the European season.

On this episode of the Deutschland football hour we look into some of the biggest storylines following the European season as well as some of the breaking news coming in for next season. We take a look inside of the euros and make our final predictions for the upcoming tournament.
Jun 05, 202156:14
Recap of the domestic season

Recap of the domestic season

We break down and talk about the biggest takeaways from this domestic season
May 26, 202153:08
Wolfsburg are back

Wolfsburg are back

On this episode of the Deutschland football hour we talked about the biggest stories in domestic and European football. We discussed wolfsburg's return to the Champions League the season may have had and why they have been successful out of nowhere; Dortmund return to the Champions League having to claw their way back after Frankfurt falters; what a German Cup victory and Champions League qualification will mean for the future of erling haaland. We had an open conversation about the misconception of the Bundesliga and why the criticism it has been given is unjustified; we broke down and previewed the champions league and Europa League finals. Eliot and Ryan then went head-to-head over Jose Mourinho to Roma. We talked about the obnoxious Inter Milan fans and whether they can repeat; what what it would mean if Atlanta took down a Juventus in the Coppa Italia final for the city of Bergamo; we discussed the potential Striker options for the team of the season in the Bundesliga and which of the Heavy Hitters would miss out on the starting XI. we finished the show talking about the overarching reactions to Christian pulisic and we explain why Weston mckennie is still far superior; but we talked about the future a Christian pulisic and why RB Leipzig is the move that makes the most sense for him; then we briefly talk about the Euros as we end the show.
May 17, 202101:20:53
The European Super League Before and After

The European Super League Before and After

On This Episode, We talked about the Story that Shocked the Sports World. Fiorentino Perez, Joe Glazer, Stan Kronke, John Henry lead a Charge to kill football as we know it. The Billionaires attempted to make a Super League with 12 teams Including Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester United, Man City, Spurs, Chelsea, Inter, Milan, Juventus, Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Athletico Madrid in a plan to break away from centuries of football tradition; for Money and greed. We talk about the 50+1 Rule and Why the Bundesliga are the big winners for Refusing along with PSG; Why the Americans should start their Champions league as they have a chance to capitalize on this situation; The Fans revolt as the Super League implodes showing the power of the football community; What should be the punishment for these clubs, and why we still should be wary of this happening again; ALL CLUBS involved should force their Owners to sell after this as it stains the league thats we in support of this!
Apr 24, 202148:08
Champions league & Europa League mash-up

Champions league & Europa League mash-up

Eliot and Ryan kick the breeze on the Europa & Champions League
Apr 16, 202144:07
Dortmund Maintain hope heading back to Signal Iduna Park

Dortmund Maintain hope heading back to Signal Iduna Park

On this Episode of the Deculand Football Hour @247Itailafutbol, @JamesBowen and @Interfootballdaily talked about the biggest Champions League stories; We break down the Dortmund vs Man City tie and Dortmund still has some life left as they get a much important away goal. Eliot responds to the Man City disrespectful Man City fan from a previous video; We reacted to İlkay Gündoğan ridiculous hypocrisy comments on Bundesliga the polar opposite of the Leroy Sane comments from a couple of months ago; as we break down the statements made by both; Could the timing of these comments be Andrew Robertson 2.0; What kind of reaction we should see from Haaland in the second leg; We explain Why Mbappe and Haaland cant be rivals just yet; Eliot takes a dig at Taylor Twellman; as we discuss how German football can gain more popularity; We talk about the CHampions league classic between PSG and Bayern and if Bayern can still come back; Finish off with talking about the World's Best Player Neymar and how he showing the World that he is still KING as we see PSG as winners of this year's CHampions league if they go through.   

Apr 08, 202151:44
Robert Lewandowski continue to Chase Ged Muller

Robert Lewandowski continue to Chase Ged Muller

On this episode we discussed the last two weeks of the Bundesliga. Bayern Munich going a man down but winning big following a 21-minute hat-trick by Robert Lewandowski; erling haaland scores twice that leaves with frustration after Dortmund suffer with a suffer with a 2-2 draw against cologne. Frankfurt continue to roll as they look to achieve Champions League football for the first time since 1960. Wolfsburg win again as the Champions League picture takes shape. Victories from the bottom of the table see be relegation battle heats up no one knows how this will finish; when we return from International break we will see the match that will Define the entire season as RB Leipzig take on Bayern Munich to figure out whether or not we have a title race after all.
Mar 27, 202101:19:02
Why "Weak at the Back" only applies to Bundesliga Bayern Rein Supreme

Why "Weak at the Back" only applies to Bundesliga Bayern Rein Supreme

@247italiafutbol and @jameswbowen Talk about the biggest storylines in German football this week; We start with the big news surrounding the national team with Joakim Low stepping down from his post as the German coach: What it means for the federation and Why this was to be expected; Did Germany underachieve despite world cup glory?; We discuss Klopp and what happens to him after this season and if he could one day take that job even if it is now; Bayern Munich proves to be the finely tuned Machine after overturning 2-0 deficit after 9 minutes in the Der Classia vs Dortmund as Robert Lewandoski bags hatrick as he chases history; We break down why the Bayern defensive issues only apply to the Bundesliga title race and not the champions league; We break down they can't be beaten over two legs as the only path for another is getting them in the final; What is the best thing for the Bundesliga reputation?; How they would stack up vs 3Peat Madrid; the continued rise of Erling Halland and why he is the future of the game; Prewing RB Leipzig vs Liverpool and so much more.

Mar 10, 202101:05:05
Tyler Adams lead Leipzig back from Death to Pressurize Bayern

Tyler Adams lead Leipzig back from Death to Pressurize Bayern

@247Itailafutbol is joined by new Bundesliga watcher @Interfootballdaily; They discuss the Meltdown at Schalke as they clean house preparing for life at Bundesliga 2; Why the announcement of Marco Rose to Dortmund has hurt Gladbach in 2021; RB Leipzig come from behind to put pressure on Bayern following Tyler Adams masterclass; Bayern and Dortmund role as we Preview the Bayern vs Dortmund Match up and Brefily talk about Werder upset over Frankfurt and finish off talking about why USA player has had so much success in Germany and why Dortmund has failed to close the deal in the past.    

Mar 04, 202101:07:49
Leroy Sane rips Apart Lazio Bayern Still best team in the World

Leroy Sane rips Apart Lazio Bayern Still best team in the World

On this Episode @247Itailafutbol @Jamesbowen & Ryan Talk Discuss the Lastest in the Champions League Round of 16; Lerot Sane and Shorthanded Bayern Rips apart Lazio; As we talk about how there was too much optimism and not enough reality from Lazio; Real Madrid beats Atalanta despite controversial RED CARD as Atalanta lose hope after Zapata injury; The Tragedy of Simone and not letting Felix off the leash as he continues to hold him back as Tuchel's Chelsea earns big away goal in victory; City continues to role as Gladbach's Announcement of Marco Rose leaving may have contributed in the skid despite good display vs City; Frankfurt stop Bayern without Andre Silva; Erling Halland and Jaden Sancho leads Dortmund as they crush hopeless Schalke in last Revere Derby for a while; Can Bayer Leverkusen and Hoffihim Quilfiy in the Europa we discuss all that and more.    

Feb 25, 202157:20
Champions League Bundesliga mashup and Euro preview

Champions League Bundesliga mashup and Euro preview

On this episode we did things a little different Elliot and Ryan talked about the different Champions League results and matchups previewing some of the Europa League games, talked about some Bundesliga as we always do gave an inside look to the European championships this summer and touched on the farmer League narrative about the Bundesliga and about the Bundesliga and Serie A as Ryan a premier league fan gives his take into the matter as well as many other topics we kind of went all over the place.
Feb 18, 202101:58:09
Bundesliga shockers! Koln and Friedberg make history as Dortmund and Gladbach fall on their face

Bundesliga shockers! Koln and Friedberg make history as Dortmund and Gladbach fall on their face

On this episode we talked about the big upsets in the Bundesliga this weekend. Koln the team with the longest-serving manager that had his team near the bottom pick up a massive three points in the Rhine Derby against gladbach. Friedberg beat inconsistent Dortmund for the first time in decades. we talked whether or not Dortmund should blow it up or not. Previewed some of the bundesliga's Champions League matchups as well as continuing to exploit the formerly narrative that gets built regarding German Football. as well as many more topics from the Bundesliga
Feb 11, 202101:02:23
The end of Schalke

The end of Schalke

On This episode, Eliot and James talk about the biggest Stories in German Football 

Matthew Hope's Potential and Pressure  

Schalke's Transfer's Mistakes 

Neuer's Prime and Ballon D'or Case

Bayern Going to win it again but the table is misleading 

Bundesliga League Misconspection

Why Joshua Kimmich is worth 180 Million 

Andre Silva and Wout Weghorst flying under the radar

What we learned about Dortmund 

Rb Leipzig top Leverkusen 


Feb 06, 202101:19:54
The Pilot

The Pilot

On the first episode of our brand new Bundesliga podcast we talked about the latest stories in German Football. Tyler Adams scoring his first goal in the Bundesliga; the difficulties and frustrations with Dortmund failure to win the title and why this is the case as they lose to a gladbach; Bayern Munich dominance; schalke continued struggles and we finish off with talking about the incredible season of Andre Silva and what the addition of Luka jovic can do to this Frankfurt team as well as touching up on RB Leipzig and Bayern Leverkusen without team over and her and kayakers.
Jan 27, 202101:12:52