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Top Secret Non Promoted Diary

Top Secret Non Promoted Diary

By Emma Willmann

The personal diary of comedian and actor...
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and another thing (not pc)

Top Secret Non Promoted DiaryNov 28, 2021

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06:20
and another thing (not pc)

and another thing (not pc)

emma gets into the great debate ...


is she autistic? 

Nov 28, 202106:20
Some People Excel At HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS And Some Don't - Which One Are You?

Some People Excel At HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS And Some Don't - Which One Are You?

Emma talks about going home for thanksgiving, people she hates, and some fun facts 

Nov 28, 202107:55
One Way to Understand Anxiety (Part One)

One Way to Understand Anxiety (Part One)

What is anxiety and who does it affect the most? 

Emma reads about anxiety and shares why she called 911 -- on herself.

Nov 16, 202116:36
I AM FLOORED

I AM FLOORED

Hey Guys...

It has been a minute, and here is an update!  I went to iHop and learned something truly bazaar about their business.  Also, Happy Holidays

Email me @ EmmasBunker@gmail.com

Dec 22, 202017:28
sneaky peek - jim n

sneaky peek - jim n

thanks!

Aug 02, 202001:03:32
Louisiana to Los Angles

Louisiana to Los Angles

thank you for the support!!!

Jul 30, 202018:59
Dear Diary, Pronouns!!!!!

Dear Diary, Pronouns!!!!!

Appreciate you! 

Jul 06, 202015:31
susan cheever swedish weaver

susan cheever swedish weaver

I appreciate you guys very much.  SPECIAL THANKS TO BOB FROM BOSTON FOR A FEW REASONS BUT FOR THE MONTHLY SUPPORT 

Jul 04, 202037:41
sneaky peek

sneaky peek

Jun 22, 202027:55
ashley follows up to the sleep talk claims

ashley follows up to the sleep talk claims

woooffff

Jun 14, 202014:14
ashley does a segment! thought I posted this

ashley does a segment! thought I posted this

doe!!!

Jun 14, 202014:19
freaked out in my sleep

freaked out in my sleep

WOOF

Jun 14, 202006:34
sneaky peek !! ...and thank you Elizabeth Seebeck

sneaky peek !! ...and thank you Elizabeth Seebeck

sneaky peek! 

Jun 10, 202043:08
sneeky peek part 2

sneeky peek part 2

part 2

Jun 07, 202043:33
sneaky peek part 1

sneaky peek part 1

sneaky peek part one

Jun 07, 202001:25:04
here we are 5.31.2020

here we are 5.31.2020

thank you for your time 

Jun 01, 202020:42
thanks Austyn :)

thanks Austyn :)

appreciate it! ALSO HAD A WEIRD VIRTUAL SHOW 

May 30, 202006:00
sneaky peek 3 ( I HAVE BEEN SPELLING PEEK WRONG)

sneaky peek 3 ( I HAVE BEEN SPELLING PEEK WRONG)

I HAVE BEEN SPELLING PEEK WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME 

May 30, 202001:21:46
conflicted (SORRY ABOUT THE SNEAKY PEEK SOUND)

conflicted (SORRY ABOUT THE SNEAKY PEEK SOUND)

hmmmmmmm

May 29, 202023:31
sneaky peak 2

sneaky peak 2

sneaky peak!!!! totaly unedited file version, wont come out edited with new intro/outro for a few weeks 

May 28, 202001:28:21
Dear Diary - INTERESTING EXPERIENCE!

Dear Diary - INTERESTING EXPERIENCE!

whooooo BOY

May 28, 202006:56
Dear Diary 5/26/2020 (Cool Whip/Girlfriend Cameo)

Dear Diary 5/26/2020 (Cool Whip/Girlfriend Cameo)

I start out wondering about cool whip, thinking something is weird, then I get a call, then I start again, get a call, then I corner Ashley into talking about JESUS and cool whip.  What could go wrong?  Thank you guys for the support. 

May 27, 202011:14
sneaky peak - conversation w jessie jolles

sneaky peak - conversation w jessie jolles

check out jessie jollies all over 

May 25, 202001:35:25
the impossible burger is suspicious

the impossible burger is suspicious

feel me?

May 25, 202004:38
southern stuff

southern stuff

listen dont read the description, the description is not or will never be as good as the episode

and the episode is just alright

May 25, 202017:53
chip problems with gf (with audio LOL)

chip problems with gf (with audio LOL)

HERE WE GO 

May 25, 202015:09
little diary on the charts!

little diary on the charts!

hah! 

May 18, 202005:42
Reflecting on producing

Reflecting on producing

DEAR DIARY 

May 06, 202010:20
FUNNY STORY

FUNNY STORY

its a preview for an episode I am putting out Monday of emma's bunker - plus some intro yadda yadda from me 

May 03, 202013:27
the way you do anything is how you do everything?

the way you do anything is how you do everything?

I disagree, but at first...I DID AGREE 

May 01, 202006:04
Interviewing Make Up artist

Interviewing Make Up artist

got it uploaded - emma's diary exclusive! 

Apr 30, 202052:31
NEW GUEST FOR EMMA's BUNKER ITS THE COFFEE DOCTOR GUY

NEW GUEST FOR EMMA's BUNKER ITS THE COFFEE DOCTOR GUY

HAH! 

Apr 30, 202002:48
ellen page v ellen? naahhhhhhh

ellen page v ellen? naahhhhhhh

oye!

Apr 30, 202016:34
QUITING COFFEE IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY?

QUITING COFFEE IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY?

I read an article 

Apr 28, 202011:45
where to find the emma's bunker episodes!

where to find the emma's bunker episodes!

I give a little run down of what I have put up so far - rate and review if you have it in you!

https://linktr.ee/emmacomedy

Apr 27, 202013:01
Emma's Diary| SCRATCH THAT

Emma's Diary| SCRATCH THAT

false alarm never mind! 

Apr 24, 202006:53
Emma's DIARY: MAKIN A CHANGE

Emma's DIARY: MAKIN A CHANGE

thinkin

Apr 24, 202004:24
History of the Marshmellow

History of the Marshmellow

ayyyyyyy

Apr 23, 202013:49
Dear Diary...am I a narcacist? PLUS MY NEW THEME SONG | Emma's Diary #52

Dear Diary...am I a narcacist? PLUS MY NEW THEME SONG | Emma's Diary #52

irony of my theme song while asking if I am a narcissist is not lost on me 

Apr 19, 202009:10
This Moment, Right Now GAY | Emma’s Diary #51

This Moment, Right Now GAY | Emma’s Diary #51

Right Now...it’s like this....I reflect on a self help quote while getting farted on by a dog in real time. Enjoy!
Apr 19, 202010:13
Trying can Be A motherFCKER | Emma's Diary #50

Trying can Be A motherFCKER | Emma's Diary #50

Dear Diary...



Apr 09, 202010:38
Sex Education | Emma’s Diary #49

Sex Education | Emma’s Diary #49

Live from a show I did in NYc recently where we talked about Sex Education. This is me off the cuff. Subscribe to my YouTube and Instagram. I appreciate you 💖
Mar 29, 202023:42
BONUS Text me @ 310.484.5035

BONUS Text me @ 310.484.5035

Holler
Mar 15, 202000:57
Learning New Words is Weird | Emma's Diary #48

Learning New Words is Weird | Emma's Diary #48

Learning is what it is
Mar 15, 202011:09
The TRUTH Cat people V Dog people | Emma's Diary #47

The TRUTH Cat people V Dog people | Emma's Diary #47

Emma gets to the bottom of the differences between cat people and dog people. What are your thoughts?
Mar 13, 202023:57
Trying to Learn About Corona | Emma's Diary #46

Trying to Learn About Corona | Emma's Diary #46

Emma tried to learn about the medical history of the coronavirus and it does not go well
Mar 13, 202016:04
BONUS | Fix Your Teeth & Your Credit w/ Rocky Dale Davis | Emma's Bunker SAMPLE

BONUS | Fix Your Teeth & Your Credit w/ Rocky Dale Davis | Emma's Bunker SAMPLE

High school is hard for almost everyone. But when Rocky Dale Davis became his highschool mascot, he went from getting made fun of everyday to getting made fun of almost everyday. Today, Rocky sits down with Emma and talks about his comedy come up. He drops some gems about knowing when to pick your battles and coming into his own as a big city entertainer from a small town in Alabama. Find out why Emma can’t stop lying and how Craig’s List helped Rocky learn the meaning of GWM (hint: it doesn't stand for general warehouse manager).

Mar 09, 202001:23:38
BONUS Had The Worst Dream Ever w/ Justin Hoff | Emma's Bunker SAMPLE

BONUS Had The Worst Dream Ever w/ Justin Hoff | Emma's Bunker SAMPLE

Quick catch up with Emma and then... Justin Huff is a comedian, walking dictionary and master dream-decoder? Emma Willmann is traumatized from a weird ass dream and Justin offers some surprisingly accurate insights. Justin sits down with Emma and takes a deep dive as they talk shrooms, depression, disorders and how he got his start in comedy. Find out what it's like to have parents that dont hate each other’s guts and how Justin found clarity and purpose while dealing with incredible loss. Episode Timeline: [00:01] Intro [01:32] Adderall and booze don't mix [04:03] When Hecklers lose their pants INTERVIEW [10:15] Justin Huff’s life before comedy [14:17] Diagnosis-ises and mental health [16:29] Mushrooms and taking the edge off the hopelessness [19:01] Highschool life & losing his virginity [21:32] Having parents who actually like each other [23:18] College life, depression & the loss of his father [26:39] When he got his start in comedy [30:03] So many Concessions [32:07] Does Emma have a knack for being offensive? [35:48] Thoughts on comments and feedback DREAM ANALYSIS [41:30] Emma jerks the dog [47:51] What it all means [53:20] The dark history of Valentine's day [58:41] What is happening on straight Tinder [1:03:32] Outro Standout Quotes: “If you think about it- the worst thing that can happen to everyone is that you die. But that's going to happen anyway...you might as well get out of bed and try because none of this matters.” - Justin Huff [17:02] "So I jerked the dog off. I felt absolutely disgusting. I kinda wanted to kill myself." -Emma Wellmann [46:28] Connect: Find | Emma Wellmann At emmacomedy.com On Instagram: @emmawillmann On Facebook: @emmacomedy On Twitter: @emmawillmann On Youtube: @emmawillman Find | Justin Huff On Instagram: @thejustinhoff On Twitter: @jahoff On Youtube: @Justin Hoff
Mar 01, 202001:14:01
New York to LA | Emma's Diary #45

New York to LA | Emma's Diary #45

What’s the difference? What is Emma trying to achieve by going from New York to LA? Are you nervous about thanksgiving!? Emma says not to stress about the holidays for a very specific reason...
Nov 14, 201921:06
HISTORY OF MAYONNAISE | Emma's Diary #44

HISTORY OF MAYONNAISE | Emma's Diary #44

Is it cum from narnia?
Nov 07, 201909:35