emo hour

1/2 vulnerability bc anchor cut out after an hour

this is authentic, baby!

feet

two creative ass, artsy ass, no good, vampire loving fucks

dummy thicc or just dumb

we’re children that budget.

houses, lie detector tests, roosters

no one ever asks if the aliens wants to fuck us, which is neglectful on our part

we have our first voice message this week! safe travels Nico, but send us a question next time love u

mma is included in the gay arts funds

@kiwamijapan, can you make this podcast into a knife?

not great check back next week maybe

drink ur earth sauce

tell us the days of the week in english plz

BOYS WE GOT A SPONSOR!!!!

dump ur shitty partner

corporate punishment is a 9-5

quality content where we bless the lexapro gods and play a game where izzy guesses opening bands to headlines. sry about the bear hands hate.

internet gremlin, nico, joins us on today’s episode. go cop a Freud hoodie from their ig @psuedoatlas, twitter @thedaedpoets for hot takes, and tumblr @theunacceptablepylades for spicy memes

sub for izzys bits of wisdom in l8r episodes

did u or did u not fuck with the sharpener on the back of a 64 pack of crayons?

we love Leigh Bardugo and y’all should go read the grishaverse, six of crows, and her newest, king of scars.

are rabbits the new clowns? u decide

discourse over first hand experience of the indigenous peoples march and women’s march in dc. we came to honor and support the people, policies, and earth, and left with new perspectives on how to continue educating and supporting the fight for these causes.

we’re going to washington dc this weekend. hit us up with ur fav weed— I mean, coffee shops!!

and this is our story. dun dun.

wear sunglasses indoors to reject the corporeal form

2018 was okay, 2019 will also be okay

we stan bad decisions. but not coke. plz don’t do coke.

We narrow down Izzy’s brand, Fucking Men, and sex robots.

this is izzy. she’s a ghost. we’re in a band together.

S.A.D am I right ladies?