The Englishwoman vs. The Irishman

We once again ask: how long is this movie?

Nuff said

We hang out on the sunny shores of Boston in this one.

We honor the life and times of Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr. and discuss melons.

What do you think? To celebrate the halfway mark of the movie, should we do a live show? Where we all watch 2 minutes together?

This one flies by.

Jay Mohr!!! I couldn't remember that name there for a second.

More melon talk. Another Pesci sighting. And probably more?

Talking costumes, bangs, and shrimp boats.

The secret to identifying Al Pacino, revealed.

Mini golf, sundaes, and architectural models.

It's been two years since the last time we watched two minutes. What have you been up to?

Which do you prefer: a rum melon or a vodka melon?

It's been 2 months since the last time we watched 2 minutes. Enjoy.

It only took 48 minutes for Al Pacino to make his first appearance. Welcome, Big Al, we've been waiting for you.

We recorded in the morning. They were in a bowling alley. Jimmy Hoffa. What else do you need to know?

When in doubt, flirt.

A tart orange makes its EWvsIM debut.

Our boy Beansie is gone but certainly not forgotten. 

Snacking while enjoying 2 minutes of pure cinema.

We drink brown juice while recording. Check it out on Twitter. 

Beansie crosses Raisin. We think. But of course we have no idea what's actually going on. Oh and we enjoy some leftover roasted veggies. 

Remember Beansie (sp?) from the Soprano's? Well, now he's in The Irishman. Deal with it.

Bobby D lashes out. Again. 

Happy Easter.

What do you think of our new logo? Better than that movie The Irishman, right?

Which is it?

The eternal question is raised yet again.

A speaker malfunction won't stop these Irishman junkies from getting their 2 minute fix.

Questions emerge. Such as: what type of bread are they picking at while they speak in Italian? And: where is my mom from? None of them are answered. 

A courtroom scene for the ages. And Raisin eats a steak.

Seriously, will someone please let us know if this character's name is, in fact, Raisin. You can tweet @ us because we now have a Twitter account: @englishwomanvs #NoSpoilers

Do you like your mystery meats with a side of Raisin?

DM us if you know whether this guy is called Raisin or not #nospoilers

Don't worry, no one was srsly injured.

Timing = n(ailed)

Where'd that 2 minutes go?

Inaugural shambles.