The Swollen Goat

Have you ever cut yourself so bad you thought you may pass out? Smashed your finger with a hammer maybe? Stepped on a nail? Those situations are horrible for sure, but it could be worse. You could have fallen two miles out of the sky or got your entire body pulled through a 5" hole. Quit whining about your bew bew and listen to the stories of the people that survived these horrific accidents.

We have all heard the Noah's Ark story and Daniel & the Lion's Den & David and Goliath. We hear the same stories over and over until they are drilled into our brains. These are inspiring bible stories, Hopeful stories. We rarely hear the other stories in the bible. Stories about burning foxes and mass murder and boiling babies. Maybe we should. They are not really good for selling the product but......

There are so many things on our list of things to do before we die. Maybe some of these Festivals from around the would can make YOUR list.

What would you do if you were kept in a cage your whole life and saw an opportinity, or you were just swimming along and saw a delicious morsel just floating there in front of you? What if somebody punched you in the nose for no reason? What would you do?

Are exorcisms real? Are they just an unfortunate combination of illnesses? Is it demons, devils and boogeymen? Is the catholic church and crazy parents to blame? Lets look at one sad case that makes you question the whole thing.

Even the Goat screws up sometimes and since Rodney and I are not in the studio this week we decided to let you guys hear some of the stuff that hits the cutting room floor.

What is that thing we call the moon. What secrets does it hold. Why are we not all Werewolves?  Why does it ring like a bell, my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling!  These are all logical questions...….right?

Cannibalism. The human (in cannibal circles) is called the "Long Pig" and is said to taste like pork. It is also said to drive you mad. True? Lets find out.

We discuss porn statistics from around the world. What do people from Wisconsin like? How about Florida? Russians? This episode finally answers the burning questions you have all asked. Who likes what?

Thousands on climbers attempt to summit Everest each year. Not all are successful, not all make it back.

What is the Vatican hiding? Maybe nothing. Maybe their hiding Time Machines, Secret Prophecies and large amounts of Porn.......Maybe.

For a short time in 1914 during WWI in Belgium soldiers put down their weapons and put up make shift Christmas trees. For a short time they came together to celebrate Christmas.

There is a place in Tennessee where you can donate your body for study. If you are deemed acceptable they will retrieve you after you die and toss you is a 2.5 acre area for animals to have their way with you and for students to ponder the results. Sound fun?

Once upon a time, Admiral Byrd took a flight to the inner earth. A place where Mammoths' roam free and the cities are made of crystal. Sound cool? Sound plausible?

Sometimes there are no words for the stupid things people do. Not in this case however, we have words. From wearing a human as a hat to killing yourself with Viagra. We will discuss some of the dumb things people do.

There are mysterious holes all over the world. We will discuss two of them. Mel's Hole in the Pacific Northwest and The superdeep bore hole in Russia. One you throw stuff in you never see again and the other one comes complete with a free flying demon. Usually you have to pay extra for the demon.

Have you ever bought something based on advertising?  Have you ever gone back to an old partner because they promised it would be "different this time" Have you purchased Insurance because the lizard is cute? Bought burger because the woman eating it is sexy? Has a cup of coffee ever made you feel like you were in Paris like it promised? We have all been victims of subliminal advertising and brainwashing at one time or another. Lets discuss.

Are there giants? Does the bible prove it? Lets find out.

Most of us love Halloween, but have you ever wondered how it all got started?  Well, you lucky devil, we are gonna talk about that very thing.

On July 6th 2022  The Georgia Guidestones — a 42-year-old granite moment sometimes referred to as the "American Stonehenge" — was partially destroyed in a bombing. Now what are we going to do?

Do you ever think of how it will all end? 

Are we being controlled by a reptilian race of aliens? ---Probably

Is our government top heavy with lizard people bent on devouring our low vibrations?  ---Yup

Will Rodney produce a  very passionate argument in a gentle, butterfly-kiss, kinda way and discuss his frustrations rationally?  ---Not a chance

Is this a very explicit episode?   ---Without a doubt

Do you actually listen to the words of your favorite songs? Most people don't. If you did, you might find that you are being told to go to your back yard and summon man sized alien mosquitoes, if that's the case...you have found the right podcast.

In the 80's & early 90's a wave of hysteria swept the nation. Satanic cults were coming for our children. They invaded our schools, our homes and our media. Politicians formed special committees and churches girded there loins. Was this the end or was it a hoax.

Stories of Doppelgangers have been around a long time, but what exactly is a Doppelganger. On this episode the guys will try to get to the bottom of it.

In this episode we explore Rodney's journey from Heathen to Christian to Atheist to Space Cowboy.

Most of us remember sneaking peeks at nudie magazines when we were little. No? Maybe its just us.

In this the first of our "short ones" bonus episodes. We will give you a small taste of "The Law of One". A series of interviews that a woman named Carla had with  an alien entity named RA. She channeled this entity, with the help of her husband and another colleague, from 1981 to 1984. These sessions were recorded and transcribed and could hold the answers to all life's questions.

The movie "The big Lebowski was not a hit when it was released in 1998. It has since gained in popularity so much that it has spawned a religion called "The Church of the Latter Day Dude". With over 600,000 members worldwide as of 2022, the self proclaimed "slowest growing religion on the planet" shows no signs of slowing down.