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Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

By Erik Lane
If you’ve ever thought you’ve done something really stupid, just listening to this podcast will improve your attitude! Message me your comments/questions or stupid story, or email at ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates & story links on the TELEGRAM Channel at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane! (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright © 1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) https://www.amazon.com/Great-Big-Stupid-World/dp/B005EPKL14 Logo by the "Free Online Logo Maker": DesignEvo https://www.designevo.com/logo-maker
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Fossilized Dino-Vomit, NyQuil Chicken, & Vagina Chips...YUM!
How bad to you have to love your job to go looking for science in prehistoric puke? How bad to you want "Sleepy Chicken" basted in cough syrup? How bad do you want nookie? Find the answers to these & more stupid questions in this ridiculous episode with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (who just finished his home improvement project & it didn't get blown away by Hurricane Ian... Bitter Ex Pees Every Day At His Ex-Wife’s Grave, Her Son Claims;  College Kid Threatens to Blow Up a Nuclear Reactor if Their Football Team Didn't Win;  A Woman Spent 3 Days in the Hospital After Her Dog Pooped in Her Mouth;  The Cops Were Called When a Mother's Friend Picked Up the Wrong Girl from Daycare;  Average person feels comfortable passing gas in front of their partner after 6 dates;  A Teenager Was Arrested for Carjacking Someone on Sesame Street;  A Sign in Washington, D.C. Misspelled "Virginia" as "Virgina";  The World's Worst Public Toilet Is in Tajikistan...& Yes, It's Gross;  Snakes & Mice Fall Through Ceiling of KY High School;  Couple Filmed Having Sex in the Ocean Get Slapped With Fine;  Study Finds Even Fetuses Hate Kale/Things I Hate Almost as Much as Kale;  A Thief Was Arrested When He Ran Out of Gas in Front of a Police Station;  A Woman Named "Grumpy" Allegedly Stabbed Her Husband at Goodwill;  A Company Will Pay You $50K to Move to Iceland for a "Simpler Life";  Cannibal Pleads Guilty to Killing/Eating Part of a Man Named Kevin Bacon.  Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “How Big An Age Gap Is Too Big For Dating?" & “Should I Tell My COVID-phobic Family I'm Going On Vacation?" Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:43:24
October 01, 2022
Eat Your Crocs, Kids Casino In The Poconos, & Library Porn in VA
S4E11 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  How hungry do you have to get to eat your shoes? If you wear Crocks & are stranded on a deserted island, you may be able to cook up a pair. The family that gambles together, goes to the "big-house" together...and the casino gets a whopping fine. If you're doing research at a library website in VA, you might want to check that URL... And there's more stupidity where this came from... A Guy Flew 1,800 Miles to Buy the New iPhone a Few Hours Early;  A Massive Family Brawl Broke Out...Over Unmarked Chinese Takeout;  Southwest Airlines Gave Ukuleles & a Free Lesson to Every Passenger o a Plane;  Self-Proclaimed ‘African Prince’ Fleeced Investors of $800K;  Grown Man Squeals Like A Little Girl When a Squirrel Invades His Study;  A Thief Stole a Car, & Then Got It Stuck in Wet Pavement;  Prankster Hijacks Plane's Intercom & Makes Grunting Noises/Things You Never Want to Hear Over an Airplane Intercom.  More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
52:38
September 28, 2022
A Brothel Lunch "Special", The "Beyond Meat" COO Gets Beyond Stupid, & Ig Nobel Winners
If you're looking for a bargain, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a deal for you. If you work for a company making fake meat you don't need a story about you biting into the "meat" of the person you're brawling with. What do scorpion sex, knob-turning, & ancient enemas have in common? They're all nobel winners...of the stupid kind. And we have more real "winners" in this episode.... Why one AL town erects monuments to the boll weevil;  Restaurant Sues After A Man Took Back His $3,000 Tip;  Man struck by lightning while playing PlayStation in his living room;  FL Man Fires Shots After Someone Says Fishing off Dock Not Allowed;  Man Pounds a Hole Through to Neighbor's Wall & Points a Gun at Him;  Dad buys newborn son his own $2.8M yacht & $34.6K wardrobe;  ‘Unpatriotic’ raccoons repeatedly invade official’s home, poop on flag;  Man Starts Swinging Ax Around at McDonald's;  Karma? A Man Tried to Rob a Gas Station...Then Ran Out of Gas;  TX Sheriff deputy gets sick after taking drugs he mistook for candy;  FL Patient Couldn't Fart or Poop After Doctor's Mistake;  A Perv Is Posing as a Reflexologist & Offering Random Women Foot Rubs;  Man Drives a Mile in Reverse to Break Guinness World Record;  NE Man Makes World's Longest Journey By Pumpkin Boat on 60th Birthday;  Lewd Couple Has Sex in Transparent Swimming Pool as Crowd Watches. Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “My Neighbor Wants To Know If I Want To Go In On A Doomsday Shelter" & “I’m Called Greedy That I Refuse To Let Mother-in-Law Lick My Ice Cream!" Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:39:05
September 24, 2022
Fat-Phobic Door-Dasher, STI Cow Snot Prevention, & A Woman & a Coon Walk Into a Bar
S4E78~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - The fat hits the fire when a junk food delivery is dropped off with a triggering note. Lubricants from cow snot may prevent herpes...and any possible sexual desires as well. A bartender went rabid when a woman brings a raccoon into a bar & passes it around. And there's so much more rabid stupidity... A Reality Star Who Makes Moonshine Was Arrested for—Making Moonshine;  Scientists Just Invented Painless Tattoos;  A Guy Made $100,000 Suing Telemarketers & Opened a Bar Called "The Wrong Number";  Bluetooth Mouthpiece Straps to Your Face & Muffles Your Voice for Loud Phone Calls in Public;  Should you tip your vet? Consumers aghast as more businesses prompt for tips;  Angry Drivers Can Get Paid $4,000 to Let Out Their Pent-Up Road Rage;  Hero Chick-fil-A Worker Stopped An Attempted Carjacking.  More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
55:54
September 21, 2022
Naked Chess, Nursing Home Strippers, & A "Mother Teresa" Ponzi Scheme
A chess player known for cheating offers to strip naked to prove he's not cheating. Nursing home residents in wheelchairs get treated a stripper (who isn't playing chess). "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew (who works in finance), has a stupid tale of how the Securities & Exchange Commission busted a FL "Mother Teresa" after uncovering her ponzi scheme. And this is just what's at the tip of the stupid iceberg. Wait 'til you see the other stupid stories we've managed to dig up!  FL School Teacher Arrested for Twerking on Student;  GA Deputy Police Chief Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute;  A FL Man Pulled a 3ft. Sword On A Cop During a Traffic Stop;  A Man Was Arrested After Somehow Shooting Himself in the Backside;  Woman Is Spends $4,000 to Go to HI to Scatter the Ashes of Her...Hamster;  Wendy's Employees Disabled Railroad Crossing to Make Work Shift Easier;  Sly dog tricks neighbors into thinking it killed mailman;  Ty Cobb’s dentures up for auction online;  A Woman Was Arrested After Faking Her Own Kidnapping to Extort Her Mom...for the 4th Time;  Kids Start to Realize We're Full of Crap Around Age 6/Lies We Keep Telling Our Kids Even AFTER They Realize We're Full of Crap;  Kellogg's Is Selling 'Just Add Water' Cereal with Powdered Milk;  WV Coal Miners Rescue Couple Stranded in Broken-Down Electric Car;  Teen Allegedly Fakes Birth Certificate to Play High School Football Again;  Man Arrested for Stealing TVs from Walmart...& Selling Them in Parking Lot;  School Bus Driver Tells Kids She'd "Shoot Them" If They Didn't Stop Asking Where They're Going.  Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about "My Boyfriend Keeps Using My Favorite Pillow" & "I Just Realized I'm The Friend That Flakes All The Time" Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:35:07
September 17, 2022
Illegally Feeding The Homeless, Coffee Balls, & A Stupid 9/11 Menu Theme
S4E7 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  Only in America can you get the cops called on you for trying to buy a homeless guy a meal. That's what one woman found out at a Popeye's in GA. Do you like your ground coffee wrapped in seaweed when you brew it? The Swiss think that the Earth-Friendly crowd will. Would you eat at a restaurant that served a menu based on the tragedy from the 9/11 attacks? Turns out, most wouldn't & the restaurant pulled the menu. This & more stupidity awaits in this bonus episode! Half of Us Would Choose to Stop Sleeping If Our Bodies Didn't Need It;  ‘Extremely toxic’ Puss Caterpillars spotted in FL;  Man Survives 3 Days Lost in the Wilderness After Losing Arm in Alligator Attack;  TikToker Says She Resigned from Her Job After Given Ultimatum By Boss to Socialize More;  Dye spill turns stretch of SC Interstate highway pink;  A Man Was Arrested for DUI...After Driving His Car Into the Ocean;  He pulled a strange fish with BIG teeth from a FL pond. Was it a piranha?  More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
50:08
September 14, 2022
Ancient Roman Phallus Carving, Interstate Alfredo Spill, & A Carjacking Coitus Interruptus
A record-breaking carving of male manhood has been uncovered & my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the cold, hard, facts! Italian food lovers wept over spilled Alfredo sauce that creamed I-55 in Memphis, TN. Nothing kills a romantic mood like a carjacking & "Pancho" has the stupid situation one couple found themselves in when they were at the height of romance! The stupid truck has delivered another load... The Trailer for "Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey" Is Out;  Study finds: Men happier in relationships when they think they’re funnier;  Carjackers interrupt couple having sex, leave them naked in the streets;  Firefighters find ‘unusual smell’ aboard plane—was bottle of nail polish;  Cop Arrested for Posing…as a Cop;  Can You Puke on Command? If So, This Company Is Hiring:  A Guy Broke into an Animal Shelter & Let The Dogs Out;  Japanese Government Struggles To Get Rid Of The Floppy Disk;  Iowa town Can't Find Their time capsule;  Rudest Cities in America Include Philadelphia (& Philly Has Beef with It);  Woman Calls 911...Because She Was Stuck Upside-Down at the Gym;  An Intruder Was Caught with His Pants Down While Charging His Phone;  Pilot Threatens to Turn Plane Around if People Didn't Stop AirDropping Nude Pics;  Cabbage Patch Kids hospital where dolls ‘give birth’ & get adopted freaks woman out;  A Guy Met Up with His Ex to Get Money for the Tires She Slashed...& She Stabbed Him;  Brilliant or STUPID? Putting Your Toilet Seat in the Dishwasher;  CT Man Apprehended After Masturbating While Skateboarding Along Trails. Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about "My Wife & I Don't Share A Lot Of Interests" & "I'm Self Conscious About Dating Because I Have To Pee A Lot" Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:30:33
September 10, 2022
Adult-Only Airline Flights, Gravy Wrestling, & Cool Catsup Clothes
S4E5 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  Wouldn't you love to book a peaceful flight on an airline with NO screaming babies. So would one UK woman. Nothing says the end of a pandemic than the return of wrestling in a vat of gravy. Nothing screams COOL like wearing clothes stained with ketchup... and least that's what Heinz is hoping. And there's even more stupidity ahead... Canadian Politician Has Bike Stolen an Hour After Promising to Reduce Bike Theft;  Guy Wears Pink Wig While Getting Laid Off;  Survey finds young people follow news, but without much joy;  New Yorkers With Pot Convictions Will Now Be the 1st to Get to Sell It;  Castaway Survives 11 Days at Sea on Floating Freezer;  Boy Finds Giant Backyard Worm the Size of a Snake;  A TikToker's Top 16 Rules for a 1st Date. And the weakly round-up of the stupid current events in the "Insane Week In Review" along with our "winning" examples from the "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
44:59
September 07, 2022
Frozen Wiener Pops, Boyfriend Haul on TikTok, & A Genital Nightmare
Oscar Meyer has the answer to a hot summer day...a Popsicle...but it's not what you think. A new TikTok trend has girls presenting their shirtless beaus for display as they point out the guys' best "features", but it's not the guys who are upset about it... If you are prone to walking or talking in your sleep, take note of this story that my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" tells about a man who was acting out his dream of slaughtering a goat...on HIMSELF. I couldn't dream up half of the stupidity you're gonna get in this episode...  Hungarian Weather Officials Fired After Inaccurate Forecast;  A Woman Was Charged $8,000 After the Rental Car Company Claimed She Drove 22,000 Miles in 3 Days;  Two Women Made Fake Bomb Threats Against Campbell's Soup..."Mmm, Mmm, STUPID;  The Average Parent Deals with 6 Mini-Emergencies a Day;  A Tesla Owner Had His Digital Key Implanted Under His Skin;  There's a Potential Cure for Food Allergies...But It Smells Like Dog Poop;  Toyota Is Working on "Hitchless Towing," Where 2 Vehicles Are Only Connected Through WiFi;  Man Threatens to Call Cops on a Burglar Unless He Cleaned His Bathroom;  Woman Drives 30 Miles Before Noticing Naked Man Asleep in Back Seat;  Video shows young girl walk alligator on leash in Philadelphia park;  A Naked FL Man Climbed Through a Taco Bell Drive-Thru Window;  Cabbage Patch Kids hospital where dolls ‘give birth’ & get adopted freaks woman out;  A 25-y/o Floridian Could Become the 1st Gen Z Congress Member;  A Tire Fell off a Moving Jacksonville School Bus, with Kids Inside;  Man Arrested After Trying to Call a Prostitute...While on His Honeymoon.  Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions on "Is It Corny To Put Notes In Your HS Student's Lunch?" & "Is Snacking “On the Go” Ever Okay?" Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:49:12
September 03, 2022
A Crass Cussin' Coffeehouse, A Disorderly Disney Princess, & Quiet Firings
S4E3 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  A startup coffee shop in AL that goes by the "Biblical" term for "donkey" finds the local town fathers acting very stubborn about their new enterprise. A Pocahontas Princess from Disney gets disorderly after getting plastered. While some employees are "quiet quitting", they may also be the victim of a "quiet firing" by their boss. What is with all this stupidity? Find out this & more... New Dating Trend: Having Dinner in a U-Haul;  Have You Tried the "Pantyhose-Candle Challenge"?;  Millennials Are Dumping Streaming Services...for TV Antennas;  4 in 10 teens can’t tell the difference between real & fake medical information online;  A Man Didn't Like a Cigar He Bought...So He Set The Store On Fire;  MO School District Brings Spanking Back—& Says Some Parents Are Grateful;  A Drunk Driver Tried to Convince a Cop She's Sober...By Doing Ballet. More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:05:02
August 31, 2022
Best Places To Have Sex..NOT On A Ferris Wheel, Doggy Donuts, & Ice Cold Balls
Where, if you prefer such things, would you like to do some boot-knockin'? There's a poll to find out...but it doesn't include a Ferris Wheel--which is where one couple picked. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", explains that the patrons at the amusement park were not amused at this particular "attraction". The couple was even aware that people were watching. But so were the cops. People who treat their pooches like people was delighted to have a doughnut with their doggies. And Krispy Kreme was happy to oblige. If you're trying to amp-up your sperm count, you should freeze your balls off. And people are doing just that. You're going to crap gold bricks when you see the rest of the stupidity for this episode:  GOLD Could Hold the Key to IBD Treatment That’s Cheaper & Non-Invasive;  People Who Play Music While Studying More Likely to Have Higher GPA;  Forklift stolen from CA Home Depot in broad daylight;  A Gym Is Offering Free Hypnosis to Trick People into Enjoying Exercise;  Your Kid's Backpack Has 30 Times More Germs Than Your Phone;  Forklift stolen from CA Home Depot in broad daylight;  Scientists Find Glowing Arctic Fish With Antifreeze In Its Veins;  A Guy Trying to Carjack People Got Hit by a Car...Twice;  Here's Why Tommy Lee Posted His Wiener on Twitter;  Climate Change Could Force the Loch Ness Monster Out of Hiding;  Campaign Offers Free Belts to High Schoolers With Sagging Pants;  A ‘2-headed cat’ post from Animal Shelter gets attention on Facebook;  Guy Drops Daughter Off for 1st Day of School, Then Wrestled an Alligator;  Man Sprayed People with Bear Spray Outside of Restaurant. Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answer to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:39:07
August 27, 2022
Monster Moths in WA State, 1st Date Church Felony, & Weaponizing Crows
S4E1 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  We begin another season of stupidity with a Godzilla-sized moth found in Washington state...and it wasn't squashed...it was photographed! What would be a good romantic first date? Breaking into a church to play piano, then robbing the collection plate perhaps? If you need to get even with your enemies...and you have plenty of time on your hands to plot your revenge, you may want to consider making CROWS your new pets. And the new season has more stupidity to share... Man finds rare purple pearl inside a clam while dining in Delaware;  A Motorcyclist Got Pulled Over Because the Mannequin He Was Delivering Didn't Have a Helmet On;  A Woman Escaped & Shot at Officers After Being Detained...Not Arrested;  What is thirdhand smoke? Study finds even handling a smoker’s clothing could cause cancer;  Most of Us Admit We Like to Gossip—at Least a Little Bit;  Couple Arrested After Drugs Found Next to Toddler's Happy Meal in SUV;  Internet Debate: What Folder Color Should Be Used for Each Subject?  More current events that I've made stupid with the "Insane Week In Review", more "winners" from the "Genius Awards", & I've got a new "Verbal Meme" to pass along, too. Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
53:29
August 24, 2022
A Whopper Cheeseburger Battery, God Gives Payback To Church Robber, & TV Antenna Operation 101
When a Burger King Cheeseburger considered is weaponized in a battery assault charge, you know it's going to be stupid. When God allows a skunk to spray a man who tried to rob a church...WHILE he's being arrested, you know it's going to be stupid. And when you need an educational video to teach millennials how to use an over-the-air TV antenna so they can receive "free TV", it's going to be stupid! Which is why you're going to hear stories like this on this podcast! And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", & I both have plenty to share... Camel burgers need to be your next NJ food adventure. Yes, really;  Family Sues Funeral Home Claiming a Maggot Wriggled Out of Their Loved One’s Eye;  New Health Trend: Taping Your Mouth Shut While You Sleep;  After 22 Years & 120 Court Hearings, a Guy Finally Got a 25¢ Refund;  New Scam: Notes on Cars That Say "Pay Me So I Don't Have to Rob You";  Purchases That Cashiers Might Think You’re Stupid for Buying;  Family Spends 48 Hours in the Wild Due to Google Maps; It Should Be a Lesson for Everyone;  Guy Calls Out Neighbor for Not Cleaning Up Dog Poop...So Neighbor Defecates on His Lawn;  Miller High Life Is Selling Alcoholic Ice Cream That Tastes Like a Dive Bar;  Naked FL man wielding machete tried to steal another man’s clothes;  Lottery Loser Shoots A Store Owner With Homemade Gun;  There's a "Karen" Action Figure Whose Nemesis Is "Joe the Manager";  There's a "Karen" Action Figure Whose Nemesis Is "Joe the Manager";  Spirit Airlines Employee Suspended After Fighting Woman;  Drug Dealer Arrested After He Sends "Random Text" to County Commissioner.  "Pancho" will also answer a couple more questions about life from a couple of folks seeking his sage wisdom & you can play along with "Pancho" to see if you can do better than he can in answering the stupid questions from this week's "Insane Game Show"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:56:48
August 20, 2022
Sleeping Spiders Study, Dream-Flavored Coke, & Full-Frontal Tommy Lee
S3E102 Midweek BONUS Episode! -  Do you care that spiders dream during REM sleep? Do you want to taste your dreams in a can of Coca-Cola? Does it taste like spider dreams? Do you have wet dreams about Tommy Lee's manhood or nightmares after you saw it on full display on his social media posts? Find out these & other stupid conclusions this week! A CEO Caught Heat for Posting a Crying Selfie After Laying People Off;  A Woman Let Her 6-y/o Drink a Beer at a Gas Station;  A Woman Was Arrested...for Twerking on a Car’s Dashboard;  Married woman in China who dated 18 men at once arrested for scamming them out of $300,000;  A Bunch of Port-a-Potties Fell Off a Truck & Got Hit by Cars;  NY Man Arrested For Drawing Inspection Sticker For His Car;  A Car Thief Tried to Hide from the Police...Inside a Teddy Bear. And Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!more current events gone stupid in the "Insane Week In Review" as well as more "winners" in the "Genius Awards"!
52:05
August 17, 2022
A YouTube Nose Job Fail, Finger-Syncing Violinists, & A Wild Family Knife Fight
I've been told by so many people that if I don't know how to do something I can always look up a YouTube video. Except if I want to give myself a nose job, as you'll find out when my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains what happened to one stupid moron who tried it. If I need a good side hustle, I can take up the violin...even if I have no idea how to play one. Because stupid people will give me money if I can successfully "finger-sync" for them! A family that fights together, gets arrested together...just as one family of 4 found out after they collectively tried to stab each other. Can things get more stupid? Of course they can! And there's more to prove it... Pop-up NYC Restaurant Served Cat Food Dishes To Humans;  Chick-fil-A Asks for "Volunteers" in Exchange for Chicken Sandwiches;  God Suggested That a Christian School Move Into a Former Strip Club;  Black rat snake found inside bag of popcorn at VA store;  Someone Tried to Unload "Cursed Fridge" Containing "Stepmother's Soul";  This New Flying Car Could Hit the Market in Weeks After FAA Approval;  Couple Gets Red Zone Parking Ticket...But Curb Was Painted While They Were Parked;  "Red Bull Addict" Stole a Ton of Red Bull & Led Cops on High-Speed Chase;  Applebee’s launches lip glosses that taste like chicken wings;  Woman intent on revenge set fire to wrong house;  UT man accused of causing wildfire by burning a spider;  Dead Spiders Are Now Being Transformed Into Robotic Grippers;  Sewer cleaning project in IA causes toilets to overflow;  Papa John's Is Introducing Crust-less "Bowls" with Just Pizza Toppings;  This Is the Angriest Country on Earth;  Woman Denied "FCANCER" Vanity License Plate Getting Help from ACLU. "Pancho" is read to answer more stupid questions in the "Insane Game Show" where you can "Play along with Pancho"...and you can also hear the depth of his wisdom when he answers life's toughest questions with 2 more submissions from people who want to "ASK PANCHO"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:32:29
August 13, 2022
Walmart Scooter DUI, Grandma Gets Stuck in a Playground Tunnel, & A Real-Life "Game of Thrones" Sex Scene
S3E100 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  If you're busted for DUI on a Walmart scooter, you've reached a new low of white trash crime. If you're too fat to fit through a playground tunnel, you've reached a new high of entertaining your grandchildren. If you've had coitus interruptus on location where the "Game of Thrones" was shot, you've reached a new level of stupidity! We've reached the 100th episode of this season with more examples of stupidity... The Choco Taco is gone for good;  Man Gets Store Club Card Tattooed on His Arm So He'd Never Forget;  McDonald’s customer orders 10-piece McNuggets and gets…well, not that;  A Scientist Shared an Image from the James Webb Telescope...But It Was Actually a Slice of Chorizo;  Drug Suspect Tells Cops to Relax, Because "Meth Is Legal Now";  An Inmate Burned a Hole in a Jail Window Using Hemorrhoid Cream;  Polish institute classifies cats as alien invasive species.  After a week off for vacation, we cover 2 weeks in the "Insane Week in Review" with as much of a stupid spin as possible. There's 7 more "winners for our "Genus Awards" as well! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
56:40
August 10, 2022
We Interrupt the Following Program...
I woke up at 3:30am to drive for an hour to watch the sun come up over water. Sounds stupid, but it looked cool. The regularly scheduled podcast returns next week.
01:47
August 03, 2022
Zero Gravity Self-Gratification, Velveeta Martinis, & Mounting "Flipper"-Flopping Topless
VACATION ANNOUNCEMENT: This Episode (98) will be the last one before I take a week's vacation... Episode 99 (the Midweek BONUS Episode) will have a one week gap. So, don't call me with your stupidity. I'm on vacay. How does NASA feel about astronauts' auto-eroticism in space? Is it the "final frontier"? How do you feel about relaxing after a hard day at the office with a nice martini...made with Velveeta? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you if it's worth tasting! What was this woman feeling as she tried to ride a dolphin topless? These stupid questions have stupid answers...and we have more:  Drunk 1-man protests for not being let into room–at the wrong hotel;  Bear Destroys & Poops Inside Woman's Car After Being Trapped for Hours;  A Woman Sues a Man for $10,000...Because He Stood Her Up;  A Flight Was Delayed...Because the Pilots Couldn't Get Along;  To Pay Off Drug Debts, 2 Guys Stole $36,000 Worth of Chewing Gum;  Thieves Returned a Watch to Someone...After Realizing It Was Fake;  FL woman armed w/pitchfork, whip tries to sell teddy bears outside Publix;  Disbelief as Paris councilor claims rats plaguing the city are victims of PREJUDICE & are simply ‘waste control assistants’ & should be renamed;  Check Out This Town's Wild Road Lanes, Which Were Painted Incorrectly;  Woman Finds Intruder Asleep on Sofa...& 911 Suggested Waking Him Up;  Chess Robot Breaks Finger of 7-Y/O Opponent;  TikTok Creators Have Been Banned From Sacred Sites In Nepal For Being ‘Nuisances’;  Nurse Shares Craziest Excuses for Fathers Missing the Birth of Their Child;  Bill That Would Ban Puppy Sales in NY Pet Stores Awaits Guv’s Signature;  Doing Absolutely Nothing Has Mental Health Benefits;  Burglary Suspect ID'd by His Own Blood…from a Mosquito.  "Pancho" is read to answer more stupid questions in the "Insane Game Show" where you can "Play along with Pancho"...and you can also hear the depth of his wisdom when he answers life's toughest questions with 2 more submissions from people who want to "ASK PANCHO"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:30:26
July 30, 2022
Tail-Gate Candy Corn, A Pikes Peak Peanut Pusher, & Naked Yard Work In FL
S3E97 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  If you love candy corn, you may not love this...and if you love tailgating, you're gonna hate this! If you're goal in life is to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records, this either takes a lot of skill or stupidity--you decide. If you've ever dreamed of doing your yard work in your birthday suit, consider moving to Stuart, FL! And there's more midweek madness is this stupid episode... Thieves Robbed a Pastor During Church...& Got $1 Million in Jewels;  Do You Have Trouble Opening Jars? It Might Be a Sign That You're Dying;  $500,000 Worth of Pokémon Cards Were Stolen from a 62-Y/O Man;  ID Man Recaptures Hot Dog Throwing World Record;  A Man Threatened a Bus Driver for Driving Slower Than He Could Walk;  Churches sue to use hallucinogenic tea in religious practice;  A Basketball Coach's Advice for His Team: Don't Fart in the Dead Sea...It Hurts!  Stupidity is accessible as the latest current events & the "Insane Week In Review" will give you the full recap! There's another batch of stupendous stupidity with 7 more "winners" in our "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
51:10
July 27, 2022
One Toke Over the (Blue) Line, A "Noodling" Knock-off Over Bigfoot, & Walmart Goes "Adult"
Being an NYPD cop just notched up a tic now that the men in blue can smoke some green. A reminder if you're noodling catfish & get into an argument with your partner: Never summon Bigfoot. Now you can impress your lover with a timeless "adult product" you bought them from WALMART. Plus, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has a creative new idea on what to get his little boy, "Panchito" for Christmas...an action figure with daddy's face on it! And there's more summertime stupidity galore!  A Guy Tried to Break into a Little Caesars by Sliding Down an Exhaust Pipe;  100-mile yard sale going through Elk & Clearfield Counties in PA;  A Wordle Board Game Will Be Out in Time for Christmas;  Woman Climbs Through McDonald's Drive-Thru Window, Tries To Make Her Own Food;  A Guy Is Suing Bass Pro Shops for Not Honoring a Lifetime Warranty on Socks;  A Pilot Ran Out of Fuel and Landed on the Interstate...While Drunk;  FL woman surprised by uninvited iguana, in her toilet;  New "Nap Boxes" Allow Workers to Sleep Standing Up;  Curious manatee grabs hold of boy’s surfboard off Florida coast;  A Drunk Driver with 2 Missing Tires Tried to Blame It on Covid;  Man Suctions 10 Cans to His Head for World Record;  A Guy Asked 911 to Bring His Girlfriend Some Sour Patch Kids;  Nuclear Plant Accidentally Sends Voice Alert Warning Beachgoers To Evacuate;  A Company Locked an Employee's Computer Remotely When She Stepped Away to Grab a Snack. "Pancho" will again lend his vast wisdom & sage advice to a couple more folks who need to "ASK PANCHO" about life's questions like, "How Many Dates Is Too Many On Dating Apps?" and "My Neighbor Keeps Playing Music On My Alexa"! Don't forget about the "Insane Game Show" where we can play along with "Pancho" to solve more stupid questions! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:22:09
July 23, 2022
A 7/11 Birth AT A 7-Eleven, A "Commando" Heat-Buster, & Chivalry At Gunpoint
S3E95 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  Have you got an outrageous birth story? I'll bet it's not a wild as this WV couple. Doesn't it irk you when you do something nice & you're not thanked for it? At least you don't pull a gun on someone to retaliate. If you're looking for ways to cool off in the Dog-Days of Summer, removing one piece of clothing will be the quickest way to be cool...and put a smile on your face. And there's more steamy-hot stupidity... Disneyland's Instagram Got Hacked by a Guy Claiming He Invented Covid;  Dozens Spend Months in Church Awaiting the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ;  An Ice Cream Called "Chocolate to Die For" Got Recalled Because It Could Kill People;  A Teen Was Watching "Stranger Things" While Driving and Hit a Semi;  Video Shows Stupid Fools Backflipping Off London’s Tower Bridge;  TV Weatherman Talks About Hot Weather in TX Possibly Leading to Blackouts—As A Blackout Occurs;  A Family Had Lunch at a Waffle House…Then Robbed It! I've got the full rundown of the week's stupidity with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as another set of real "winners" for the week's "Genius Awards"! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
54:15
July 20, 2022
An "Extra-Saucy" Customer Outburst, Massage Parlor Police Petting, & A Mortician Selling "Spare Parts"
In the "People Behaving Badly" Dept: You'll discover what happens when the little toddlers who threw a fit in the grocery aisle & were coddled by their parents grow up & get charged $1.75 for "extra sauce". My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" reveals some UN-covering that took place on 2 police officers who were "investigating" massage parlors & were fondled as part of "gathering evidence". And an ex-funeral director was making money on a side-hustle, selling body parts from dissected corpses. Just check out the rest of the stupidity that was found in the latest "autopsy" of society... FL man says ‘spirits’ told him to set boss’s future home on fire;  Man arrested after leaving kids unattended in car with weapons;  Police Look for Someone Who Broke into a Pool...& Dropped a Deuce;  The 10 Sweatiest Cities in America Are All in These 4 States;  Guy Runs from Cops-Did a Parkour on a Building-Got Caught Anyway;  A Man Was Caught After Shoplifting 11 Cases of Beer;  Man ‘Doing His Own Research’ on Hiker Deaths Gets Lost & Is Rescued;  Couple Steals 3 Air Conditioners, But Left Behind an ID....& a Crack Pipe;  A Tech Millionaire Bought a Giant Cold War Radar to ‘Find UFOs’;  WI woman pleads not guilty to decapitating sex partner, severing his penis;  Scrabble players quit game after 400 ‘offensive’ words banned;  Someone Blew Up "America's Stonehenge";  Narcissistic Men Don't Last as Long in Bed;  Shocked hotel guest sees couples having sex in jacuzzis below his balcony;  A Guy Broke into His Grandma's House by Headbutting a Window, Then Stole Her Weed Eater;  1 in 3 haven’t reconnected with extended family in 4 years!  "Pancho" is back to play another round of the weekly "Insane Game Show" & there's a couple more folks with questions to "ASK PANCHO" about troubling life questions like, "My Husband Has 4 Fish Tanks" & “My Ex & Fiance Are Going To Be At The Same Event!" Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
01:31:05
July 16, 2022
A Parental TikTok Challenge, Food Poisoning At Starbucks, & "Fuzzy Balls" in Wimbleton's "Quiet Room"?
S3E93 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  Now PARENTS have taken to TikTok with their own Challenge that pranks the kids in the most stupid way possible. Starbucks should probably leave the chicken sandwich concept to Chick-fil-A after their short-lived menu item poisoned dozens of customers & employees. Wimbleton provided a "Quiet Room" so their “guests can retreat for a moment of private meditation, prayer or reflection”. Which they did...sort of. Sounds of "Oh, GOD!" rang out from behind the door as horny tennis fans had "religious experiences" inside. We've got a restocked warehouse of fresh stupidity... FL Man Tried to Outrun the Cops on a Lawnmower;  An American Tourist Fell into an Active Volcano After Taking a Selfie;  It’s so hot in TN that birds are panting like dogs;  62% of Us Think Eating Dip with a Spoon Should Be Socially Acceptable/Other Things We Should Be Able to Do in Public Now;  A Study Found the Best Sex Position for Women Is Missionary;  You could buy a real-life vampire slayer’s kit from the 19th century; Should Pregnant Women Get to Use the Carpool Lane? Plus a 2-week summary from the best in current events in the "Insane (Two Weeks) In Review" as well as 7 more "winners" in our "Genius Awards"!
55:56
July 13, 2022
A Murdered Rooster Rumble, Bladder Botox, & A Whistling Scrotum
Where else would you find former friends & neighbors ruining their relationship over a raging rooster murder than FLORIDA? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will bring you the lowdown on this FOWL incident. Summer is the time for road trips & the biggest interruption to them are those incessant "potty stops" because someone's gotta pee! Well, prevent those unnecessary pee breaks with a shot of BOTOX! And what's that noise coming from between your legs? Is your scrotum whistling or are you just that happy to see me? We've pegged the needle on the stupid detector this week.  Stupid Summer TikTok Trend Is to Dig a Massive Hole at the Beach;  Dunkin' Offered Free Coffee to 100 "White" Customers, But It Was a Typo;  Dozens of sailors confirm their warships were swarmed by ‘at least 100’ otherworldly UFOs;  Look out, Pasco Co., FL: Here come giant African land snails;  The Inventor of the Cell Phone Says: Put Them Down and "Get a Life!";  Coast Guard Escorts Carnival Cruise After 60-Person Brawl;  FL Man Set Off a Firework, Lost His Hand;  Delta Offered $10K for a Guy's Family to Take a Later Flight, & He Said No;  Camper awakes to knife-carrying killer crab at tent: ‘Lucky to be alive’;  Unique ‘Jetsons’ house for sale in… Oklahoma;  A Woman Broke Into a Home...& Fell Asleep on the Couch;  Couple Fined $1,500 for Parking in Their Own Driveway;  Highway Swarmed with Bees When Truck Carrying Them Overturns;  Arby's & Old Spice Teamed Up for a "Meat Sweat Defense Kit";  Kangaroo in Louisiana Released from Enclosure by Parrot;  A Guy Tried to Land a Security Job at Disney World by Stealing R2-D2. Play along with "Pancho" again this week with another stupid round of the weekly "Insane Game Show" & there's more questions from folks who need to "ASK PANCHO" about the mysteries of life. Hear what his sage wisdom brings...
01:57:24
July 09, 2022
Granny Panties Comeback, A Perp In A Poop Pile, & An AirDropped Pecker Pic
What was once old is new again. Folks are dropping big bucks to get nostalgic with their undergarments. A perp on the run from the police picks a place to hide in a pile of poop. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew has a unsettling tale where passengers on an airline were airdropped a pic from a older man who was "just having a little fun" and wanted to share his experience with everyone. So buckle up...there's going to be a lot of stupid turbulence on this flight... A Bride Needed a New Wedding Dress, Because Her Grandmother Was Accidentally Buried in Hers;  A Fast Food Worker Dropped Meth in a Customer's Bag;  Scientists Discover Biggest Bacteria Ever, Visible to Naked Eye;  Vegan Burger That Tastes Like "Human Flesh" Wins Top Award;  Insanity pleas possible for man who killed couple & ate a man’s face;  Study Reveals Half the world’s rivers are full of prescription drugs;  Pair face fines after taking a raccoon into pet store;  Man Breaks 2 World Records: Speed Drinking Mountain Dew & Tomato Sauce;  Mayor Drunkenly Crashed Her Car...An Hour After Meeting with the Families of Drunk Driving Victims;  China Invents a Mind-Reading Device That Can Tell if You're Watching Porn;  Similar body odors can lead to same-sex friendships;  Family’s Entire Roof Removed in Contractor Mistake;  A Drunk Guy Stole a Cop Car Then Responded to a Call;  A 4th of July Poll Found 1 in 8 Americans Can't Name Our 1st President;  A Man Robbed Someone at Gunpoint, After He Refused to Buy Him Wendy's Chicken Nuggets;  Church Group Needed to Be Rescued After Hiking Up a Mountain to Get Close to God.  And we have more folks who want to "ASK PANCHO" about some of life's complex issues like, "My Neighbor Hates My Movie Nights" and "I'm Dating The Guy Of My Dreams & I'm Not Happy".  We have another round of the "Insane Game Show" so put on your thinking hat & play along with "Pancho" to see if you can guess faster than he can!
01:30:57
July 02, 2022
Nude Pickleball, Naked-Driving Lawyer, & Alexa Speaks From the Dead
S3E90 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  The pickleball craze has driven seniors to take off all their clothes to play the game. An attorney can't seem to keep his clothes on, especially while driving. And now you can have great-grandma give you recommendations on your favorite restaurant from beyond the grave! These & more stupid antics await... 6 Reasons to Drink Pickle Juice;  TikTok Is Obsessed with a New Game Called "He's a 10";  Research Discovers Tiny mites mate on your FACE while you sleep;  A Man in an "I'm Too Good for Drugs" T-Shirt Got Busted for Meth/Top Quotes Criminals Should Never Have On Their T-Shirts;  ‘Dionysus’ Leads FL Team to Record-Breaking Python;  A Man Got Hammered & Lost a USB Drive with Data on an Entire City's Residents;  Boy Asked Frank Lloyd Wright to Design Him a Dog House–& He Did!  The past week's stupid current events are delivered more stupidly than they occurred with the "Insane Week in Review" and the stupendous antics of some "real winners" get the Genius Awards for this week!
54:47
June 29, 2022
Dino Belly Buttons, A Tasteless Tombstone, & "Super Gonorrhea"
Many churches have divided over depictions of Adam & Eve having belly buttons...but did DINOSAURS? Apparently. When you leave this earth, you typically leave behind an epitaph on your tombstone--unless you're tasteless. Then you leave an epitaph that one family chose to leave on the tombstone of their loved one. If you think getting an STD is bad, you'll be celibate as a monk when you hear what my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has to tell you about one strain that's nearly impossible to treat. And the stupidity continues.... I’m a teen & became a multi-millionaire with my lemonade business;  Hypnosis Cured a Man of His $700-a-Month Pepsi Addiction;  NH distillery turns invasive crabs into whiskey;  Woman orders chair on Amazon—receives bonus vial of blood;  British Cocaine Boss Busted by Cops Thanks to Conor McGregor Mural in His House;  Bus driver says he didn’t know his gummy snacks included THC;  NZ Stargazers Left ‘Freaking Out’ by Weird Blue Light Spirals in Night Sky;  A Racoon Chased a Woman & Her Dog Into Her Home;  A Map Shows Where Locals Can Find & Pick Wild Food for Free;  Most Working Parents Are Experiencing "Burnout";  A Guy Led Cops on a High-Speed Chase Through a Golf Course;  First Date "Icks" Bad Enough to Cancel a 2nd Date;  A "Karen" Ruins Neighbor's Outdoor Wedding w/Loud Weed Eater;  KFC Invented a New Utensil: The "Finger Spork";  47 cats found living in a car with their owner in MN;  Internet Explorer Is Officially Dead at Age 26.  There's 2 more folks seeking the wisdom of my Insane FL Nephew when they "ASK PANCHO" about burning issues like "What Do You Do With Pets After A Break Up" & "How Do You Convince Someone To Go To Therapy Who Needs It But Doesn't Want It" Don't forget about the weekly "Insane Game Show" where you can play along with "Pancho" & guess the best answers!
01:34:45
June 25, 2022
A Felonious Corpse Spitter, A "Le'Genius" Criminal, & A "Peeping Tom"-Cat Litterbox
S3E88 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  Instead of having people give eulogies at a loved one's funeral, a woman chose to "hock a loogie" onto the corpse. The parents of one FL criminal obviously gave their son the WRONG name for his life choices. A graduation party for a 17-y/o student ended with a voyeur incident that was being videoed from a cat box in the bathroom. If these are stupid enough for you, there's a whole lot more in this episode!  The Average Parent Tells Their Kid "No" 23 Times a Day;  Suspected Thief In AL Swims To Police After Kayak Capsized;  45% of People Say It's Harder to Be a Dad Today Than Ever Before;  Authorities seek owner of 300-pound mystery pig wandering in TN;  Chinese State Media Deletes Post Saying They May Have Found Aliens;  FL Man Intentionally Gets Pulled Over To Secretly Tell Cops He Was Being Kidnapped;  FL man dressed as cow among several arrested in drug house bust.  You'll get up to speed with stupidity from the week's current events in the "Insane Week in Review" as well as hear about 7 more "winners" in the weekly "Genius Awards"!
49:40
June 22, 2022
NZ Livestock Burp Tax, Putin's "Poop Case", & Grandma Got Run Over By An Elephant!
If you think you're being taxed too much, you haven't farmed in New Zealand where cow burps will cost you. Imagine being so paranoid that you have to carry your poop around so no one will find out you have a disease. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will reveal that the Russian President lives like this all the time & has aids who have to clean up after him. Nothing like leaving this world with a big "send off". An elephant with a grudge sent the corpse of a 70-y/o woman into the "wild blue yonder" at her funeral...after it trampled her to death earlier. Plus more tales of the stupid side...  Burger King’s LGBTQ+ Whopper Ad Causes a Stir;  A Guy Bought Insurance 26 Minutes After Crashing His Car;  A Guy Got Attacked by an Alligator After Mistaking It for a Dog;  Mystery Machine from ‘Scooby-Doo’ listed on Airbnb;  Guy Gets Drunk, Stole His Boss's Car, & Parked It on a Set of Train Tracks;  Workers at an M&M Factory Had to Be Rescued from a Vat of Chocolate;  Fish leather is here, it’s sustainable–& made from invasive species to boot;  Man threatens to blow up downtown White Castle;  Disorder in the court: Cockroaches released during hearing;  Boston transit agency to try urine sensors on elevators;  Coors Pulled a Bunch of Beer After People Were Getting Cans of "Slime";  People Think They’ve Spotted a Chupacabra Near a Zoo;  A Delivery Driver Shot a Chick-fil-A Worker, Over a Missing Milkshake;  Happy the elephant at Bronx Zoo is not a person, NY’s top court rules;  Geico Must Pay a Woman $5.2 Million, After She Got an STD While Hooking Up in a Guy's Car;  Would You Release 100 Cockroaches in Your Home...for $2,000? My Insane FL Nephew will also again respond to questions to life's complex problems when 2 more people "ASK PANCHO" about encouraging their kids to go to a community college & what to do about your housemate who is obsessed with putting up security cameras THAT DON'T WORK. There's another round of the "Insane Game Show" so get ready to guess the answers as you play along with "Pancho"!
01:33:46
June 18, 2022
Human Meatball Math, Printed Skin for Sex Robots, & Potty Training at the Hardware Store
S3E86 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  A Reddit user solves a mathematical word problem that may gross you out. Sex robots may be able to get you off...but with AI printed skin, you may now be able to help a sex robot get off. One toddler wouldn't get off a display toilet because he still "needed to finish" his job! And there's more stupidity that needs to get finished for this Midweek Bonus Episode... A Man Who Raps About Robbing ATMs Got Busted for Robbing an ATM;  A Bike Rider in CA Was Chased Down the Road...By a Zebra;  New Trend: "Healthy Coke"...or Balsamic Vinegar & Sparkling Water;  A Guy Told a Cashier to Empty the Register, Then Stole a Sex Toy Instead;  A Guy Paid with a Counterfeit Bill, Then Used the "Not My Pants" Excuse;  Graffiti Artists Hit Yet Another National Park;  A Poll for Father's Day Looked at the Top Dad Habits/Gifts Dad REALLY Wants for Father's Day.  And get the week's latest current events in the most stupid way possible in the "Insane Week in Review" as well as hear about the "real winners" with the weekly "Genius Awards"!
58:49
June 15, 2022
Cheesy Nail Polish, Missouri Cheese Cave, & FedEx Fellatio!
What's the cheesiest thing a woman could do to her nails? Make 'em smell like Velveeta, of course! But what happens if you have too much cheese? You store it in caves...in "The Show Me State". And If you need something delivered FAST, you call FedEx...which is EXACTLY what a FedEx truck driver did when his girlfriend "delivered" a mouth-watering gift to his lap. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will wittingly describe what happened next. And you'll find out other close encounters of the STUPID kind with these samples... Some Restaurants Are Now Adding Fees to Your Check to Counter Inflation;  'Washington Post' Reporter Suspended 1 Month for Retweeting Sexist Joke;  A Man Robbed a Bank...the Day After He Finished an 8-Yr.-Prison Sentence;  NASA says it will investigate mysterious mounds on moon in Artemis mission;  Guy Did $5 Million in Damage at Museum Because He Was "Mad at His Girl";  The Word That West Virginians Ask Google How to Spell Is...West Virginia;  A Guy's Angry Girlfriend Crashed a Mack Truck into Their Mobile Home;  A Car Thief Was Released from Jail, & Was Arrested Again After Trying to Steal a Car in the Jail Parking Lot;  Pigeon Steals the Show at Service for the Queen of England;  An Inmate Broke Out & Tried to Steal a Little Girl’s Bike in Escape Attempt;  The Future of Drive-Thru? 4 Dedicated Lanes...& Food Delivered by Elevator;  Company dropping plans to equip drones with tasers;  Woman Who Sold Her Farts in a Jar Is Now Selling Her Boob Sweat;  A Man in FL Stole a Jet Ski, But He Didn't Know How to Swim;  Man found with trunk full of avocados arrested on suspicion of grand theft.  There's a couple more questions submitted from folks seeking the sage wisdom of my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (or whatever he's calling himself this week...!) with topics like, "Help, My Grandkids Are Canceling Me!" & "Is It Weird To Have A GoFund Me To Send My Kid To A Good Preschool?"  And more fun playing our "Insane Game Show" with "Pancho" to see if you can tell the difference between a "Steakhouse Or A Gay Bar"!
01:32:53
June 11, 2022
Sexy Summer Dad-Bods, Barehanded Brooklyn Possum Pouncer, & A Boeing Boyfriend
S3E84 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  Once again I feel confident to strut onto a beach knowing my physique will drive women wild with my 2-liter abs. Dad-Bods are all the rage, but my guess is my pasty white skin may not be. A woman from Alaska was all the rage in a Brooklyn bar when she saved the customer from a savage attack by a ...POSSUM. A woman is sexually attracted to & wants to marry her "boyfriend"...a Boeing 737...she's named, "Dicki". And there's stuff more stupid than even this... Coffee Drinkers Less Likely to Die Early Than Coffee Dodgers;  Don Mattingly's Son Crashed His Car Then Drove to the Dealership to Sell It;  PA theme park ride strands riders upside-down;  Officials at airport seize cocaine stashed in wheelchair;  Someone Installed an Electrical Outlet...Into a Traffic Light Pole;  The Next Supply Chain Shortage: Movie Theater Popcorn;  No, you aren’t automatically saving money by working from home. Here’s how much it’s costing you.  And more stupidity right from the latest current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the brain-trusts that have earned a spot in the Stupid Hall of Fame & receive this week's Genius Awards"!
57:08
June 08, 2022
A Naked BUTT in BUTTE, "Innovative" Beer...From PEE, & Sex-Induced Amnesia
There's naked butts in Butte, MT & it all ended with a head-butting incident. You've probably said the beer you're drinking "tastes like piss". Now there's beer MADE from piss. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you about an intense daytime romp a man had with his wife was soooo good he lost his mind--literally. And there's even more 5-star stupidity ahead... Mum In ‘Hysterics’ As 3-y/o Girl Gets Head Stuck In Toilet Seat;  Some Stupid Idiot Points a Gun at a News Crew During a Live Report;  A Viral Hack on TikToc to Keep Avocados Fresh Could Actually Kill You;  An HR Quiz Claims Workers Would Rather Get a Ping-Pong Table Than a Raise;  Walmart Is Issuing Citations for "Mistakes" Made During Self-Checkout;  Flight attendant warns why you should never use toilet paper onboard;  Guy Walks Into a Burger King & It Was Empty...Because No One Showed Up for Work;  Dad Charged $4,290 After Son Smashed Huge Teletubby Statue That Scared Him;  Principal Had to Take Care of 12 Horses All Day Because of Outdated Law;  Let the Mona Lisa Eat Cake;  Sonic workers flee from large snake found behind fryer;  A Pizza Pop-Up Didn't Realize Their Website URL Is Accidentally Vulgar;  Milky Way has 4 ‘malicious’ alien civilizations that could attack Earth;  Thieves rob Brooklyn church of $2M tabernacle, decapitate angel statue;  KY doc Stephanie Russell allegedly hired a hitman to kill her ex—twice;  How Do You Feel About Pickle-Flavored Mountain Dew?/Top Slogans for Pickle-Flavored Mountain Dew. I'll also "ASK PANCHO" a couple of questions submitted from folks seeking to tap his deep wisdom from some of life's mysteries like, "I Don't Want to Attend Anymore Potluck Dinners" & "Everyone Wants to Talk Politics But Me". And you can play along with "Pancho" to see who guesses faster in the weekly round of the "Insane Game Show"!
01:33:39
June 04, 2022
A Hillbilly "Helicamper", A Satanic Yoga Barbie, & Peeing on Peonies
S3E82 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -  When the redneck camper is taken to a new level of "hillbilly", you convert a helicopter into a "helicamper". Bring on the "Church Lady" to warn unsuspecting children of a satanic possession if your Barbie doll does yoga. A $3 million "study" finds the best fertilizer for your peonies is "pee". Did I mention it cost $3 million? Did I also mention there's MORE stupidity? Can you handle it?  Woman Finds Face Of Wizard Gandalf Hidden In Her Floorboards;  Nabisco Is Selling an Oreo/Ritz Mash-Up/Food Mashups We Want to See Now That There Are Ritz-Oreos;  Miller Lite Invented a Beer-Infused Charcoal Called "Beercoal";  A Guy Plowed His Car into a Newly Remodeled Dairy Queen at Full Speed;  So Alec Baldwin Is Lecturing People on Workplace Safety Now;  Raccoon Gets Stuck Head-First In CA Home’s Roof; Angry McDonald’s customer BLOCKADES drive-thru for 2+ Hours over McMuffins. The latest current events are stupidly spun in the weekly "Insane Week In Review" plus our collection of "brain trusts" who win the "Genius Awards"!
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